and “I’ll do the talkin’ you keep quiet!”

How could you leave out bat s**t crazy Ethel Hubbard from A New Beginning?! LOVE HER! She provided so much levity and awesome one liners. I still say them today! “Don’t you touch me. I gotta bomb on me.” “They […]

I’ll you what YOU can do with 20 vamps!

this went so much better in rehearsal

Bitch please. I taught Neo everything he knows

Please don’t get blood on the sofa

I don’t trust you. You’re a vampire. Or is that an offensive term? Should I say ‘undead American’?

It’s just a jump to the left…and a step to the riiiiight

is that an axe in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

You mean these aren’t the auditions for “so You Think You Can Dance?”

It’s Britney Bitch

And that’s called “kicking your ass”

Oh, what a feeling! When we’re Dancing on the Ceiling!

Kids! Time for dinner!

I’m melting! Melting! Oh, what a world!

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. (from “Heathers”)

What do you mean I lost RuPaul’s Drag Race?