I thought this was a pretty excellent book that really kind of fell apart once it hit its third act. For me, it boiled down to introducing a character who, while little more than an ancillary thing designed to […]

I’m hiding out here until the bad reviews for Colonial Marines die down.

I’m DTS.

That’s Down to Stomp.

I’d stomp that.

You maniacs! You blew it up!

You are huge!

That mean you have huge guts! Rip and tear!

Hey girl.

For you, I’d consider going interspecies.

You gotta be fucking kidding.

Clarke? Never heard of him.

My name? Uh…Master Chief.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Dude, I know.

I’m excited for Colonial Marines, too.

Actually, no. That’s okay.

You keep the Peng Treasure.

They laughed at me for buying the scavenger bot.

Who’s laughing now?

Hey, you can’t be in here yet!

I’m on-disc DLC.

Yeah, I didn’t care for Alien Resurrection either.

I only come out at night.

Mostly.

Good afternoon.

I’d like to talk to you about Jesus.

Monster (Water) Closet: Because You Were Going to Shit Your Pants Anyway.

And here we have the brainchild of Giger, Rodin, and a lot of absinthe.

Occupied.