Nice to see someone mention the hunters. When they first show up in the first RE, it was like oh damn, what is coming… but they have always been cool throughout the series, from the originals to the frog-like […]

I would have to say my most hated/favorite creature or creatures in the RE series would be the leech covered people. Bastards would pop up in whatever room you were in, especially in RE: Outbreak following you […]

80 points, psychopath. Only one I haven’t seen or own is that last one. It sounds terrible, but might have to check it out anyways lol.

You never told me your film career is like watching one long snuff film! That’s even with counting 9MM!

Narrator, “Well my friends, that’s the story of how Freddy got fingered. As for Frank? Well…he dealt with a fisting on that day himself.”

61 points, but not surprised I already made reservations in that special circle lol. There were a few that probably could have been added or left off the list, but overall not bad at all.

I still think the term “torture porn” is fucking stupid and a lazy way to describe certain horror flicks. Christ, they act like Hostel and its brethren are in the same realm as the August Underground movies or […]

Freddy, “I Knew that yellow guy was hung, but not in that way, Christ Frank!”
Frank, “Oh god, it looks like a giant elbow macaroni…”

The trailer makes me want to see it even more now, even though I’ve wanted to check this out since first heard news about it during Sundance.

Hey you! Yeah you in the back! Aren’t you the guy I found nude in my house?? I recognize that fudgecicle anywhere!!

Did you say you needed some financial advice?

Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck d*ck for coke. Now that’s an addiction. You ever suck some d*ck for marijuana?

He looks like a younger Harvey Keitel if anything.

Amityville’s car wash, not as fun as it was made out to be.

“It’s just a flesh wound!”

Surprised no one said smile where you got it last Jack.

“I’m Just One Big F*cking Ray of Sunshine, aren’t I?!”