I saw Paranorman last night and it was absolutely awesome. I had fun the entire time. Thanks to this RIDICULOUS review and the overall poor technical quality of this website, this will be my last […]

@EvanDickson – Would you like a friendly heads up about the 900 other problems this site has? Ever since the re-design this site has been terrible. Nothing works, functionality is shit, load times are horrendous. […]

Stop putting a fucking 30 second commercial before every single video. These things are 10 seconds long and we have to sit through the same stupid commercial for each one.

Any recommendations for a better […]

The one with the nuns is by far the best. Creepy and strange images and contrasts. What’s with the blue shirt? I love it.

I stopped reading this review after you called Coraline “incredibly boring” and said you walked out of the theater. How can I take anything after that seriously?

On a separate note this site needs some serious […]

Pretty sure the priest is Dr. Freudstein from House by the Cemetery.

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I’m starting to hate all new movies.

I thought the giant chicken humping the car was actually pretty funny.

It’s one thing to not report on it but another to not report on it and then report on how righteous and ethical you are for not reporting on it while being sure to put “Miami Zombies” in the headline for the […]

Humanitarian of the year. Complete with lots of horn tooting.