Hey, now–let’s not judge a book by it’s cover. – Then again, the face may be on the other side of the book-in true jump scare fashion…

As a film maker you should make the kind of films you would enjoy-You would too. It always amazes me how noone notices their own “self importance” when calling someone elses work “pretentious.”

Jack Nicholson auditions for Glee.

“Life’s a happy song–when there’s someone by your side to sing along…”

“It’s OK. There’s only one more Twilight movie and then it’s all over. Put-the-gun-down.”

“I really wanted those Gremlins blu-rays!!!”

“If I don’t win this caption contest–It’s game over, man!!!”

See, sometimes people play with fuzzy balls for fun and money.

Isn’t it scary how much My Bloody Valentine 3-D sucks, no matter what dimension you watch it in?

…And that’s how babies are made. Isn’t it glorious?

Relax. No one said we’d be disqualified for a “bestiality” joke.