So you say it had one eye, horns, and was purple…?

Look can I borrow a 40 to pay for this BJ?

Is that a boomstick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I’m Bruce Campbell and she won’t even have sex with me!

Are you sure you don’t want my autograph?

I don’t want any jailhouse blues but would you like to touch my blue suede shoes!

wanna touch my boomstick officer, the she-bitch won’t do it!

First she wanted to kill me and now she wants to kiss me and i would like to file a complaint.

Well yes, yes I was on Hercules and I was also on Xena, are you a fan? “NO”

Yeah I was in Sky High, so what about it Mr. Officer?

CDC Warning: Bath salts are only fun till your face melts off!

Got a cheating boyfriend? Then hire Vickiy the man eating slut!

Put it back, put it BACK!!!

CDC’s ad for bath salts

steve’s dad was right, it does feel like warm apple pie!

Remember 50 no’s and a punch in the face means yes

oh yeah, OH YEAH THATS THE SPOT BABY!

you had me at “Awwwwwww”

please don’t eat me, I didn’t mean to twist it!