…that’s the last time I stick my nose where it doesn’t belong.

So I-I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a living creature? Don’t I deserve a new tennis ball…and snausages?

So I-I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a living creature? Don’t I deserve a new tennis ball?

All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie. you know what they got me? Mal-i-bu Barbie. That’s not what I wanted! That’s not who I was. I was a ballerina, graceful, delicate! They just had to go.

You are NOT the Father!

yeah, even I don’t understand how I’m famous.

duuuude, ‘ghost rider’ sucks!

yeah, im sorry but you’re foot is no match to my ax.

lindsay lohan REALLY needs to stop driving.

why don’t you call me pretty anymore?

well the groomer told me he’d make me look like
Eddie from Fraiser….I think he took a little
too much off the top.

well the groomer told me he’d make me look like
Eddie from Fraiser.

look what the cat dragged in.

i said i wanted a mal-i-bu barbie, they just had to go.

i do everything but roll over.

oh hey, I’m back from the cat convention.

well this is what you get for not getting me my shots.

i have humped my last leg.

i don’t know how to put this but i’m kind of a big deal.