Call one womens’ basketball team some nappy-headed hoes. . .

That’s the same way he held me last night *sniff*

No, don’t take her upstairs! Why can’t you just nail her on the couch!?!

Yeah bitch, I’ll be seeing you in Divorce Court!

Hope she’s down for some suprise buttsecks later. . .

“Nightcrawlers” didn’t end on a happy note either. Too bad “Nackles” never came to fruition

Dude, after that I got nothin! darkscarecrow for the win!

Hmmm, interesting reasoning. If a zombie outbreak were to hypothetically occur, I definitely wouldn’t want to find myself in a high population density area!

Wanna see my Pumpkinhead?

Huuuuuungry eyes!

Well if you know a less messy way to eat ribs I wish you’d share it with the rest of us!

Glad you decided to take this one on LT. That is how I’ve always explained this film to those who have never seen it; it’s like a half-remembered nightmare. Might I suggest Tobe Hooper’s Funhouse for a future […]

My thoughts exactly, that movie had an awesome soundtrack!

It was hard to want to go see this when the trailers made it look like some warmed-over Night of the Creeps rip-off. I only just recently watched it on TV one lazy Sunday afternoon and really regretted not […]

LT, got a great one for ya: Phantasm! Not necessarily ‘entry level’ horror, but definitely one of those early viewings (I was about 13 or 14 I think) which turned me into a confirmed genre fan. BTW, keep up the good work!

Scratch that, Martha Washington!

Oh please, I bet you go down easier than Traci Lords!

Hi, I’m Abe. . .and I’m an axeholic!

Let me axe you a question: Do I look like I give a s%*^?

Four score and seven years ago, but tonight I’m whoopin some ass!