*Nicholson’s picture message reply to being offered a role in the ‘Twilight’ series*

Ronnie DeFeo is in Attica prison, has stated several times the film version of his crimes were very inaccurate, and it’s been bloated up from what he said happened to serve a cinematic purpose.

*Average Buffalo Bills fan reaction after losing their 4th straight Super Bowl*

“A-a Jedi knight!? … I’m out of it for a little while and everyone’s having delusions of grandeur!”

“You mean to tell me both the Penguins AND the Canucks were eliminated first round!?!”

“What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole… wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing.”

“You’re a wizard, Harry.”

“Yeeeah, well, David, we’ve taken a look at your headshot, and I really don’t think you’re Jersey Shore material, thanks for coming in though.”

“Cuz this is THRILLA! THRILLA NIGHT! And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about to strike!”