Found footage has become one of the most annoying gimmicks in recent memory. For many filmmakers; it’s cheap – and in more ways than one – and convenient for starting a career. It astounds me that people still eat […]

Whatever, you go ahead.

I’ve got that Knocked Up sequel to make.

Grope your girlfriend’s breasts, they said. It will be fun, they said.

I shoot, you’re dead. You shoot, I’m….oh wait.

I give any director credit if they can at least surpass George Romero’s more recently bland attempts at reviving the genre of the undead. Newcomer Marvin Kren has done just that with “Rammbock: Berlin Undead”, one […]

Colm McCarthy’s “Outcast” is a great film moonlighting as a pretty good one. It’s bloody, creepy, ambitious, and surprisingly engaging; throughout, you get the feeling that it could have been a much better film […]

“The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu” is for those manly men out there who – aside from being ever so manly – also happen to dig comic books and classic horror literature. You can tell everything by the name and […]

I think it’s safe to assume that if you’re a director working in the horror genre and you’ve got some Italian in you – even if your native country is technically America – then your movies are going to be […]

Honest Abe himself tells us early on in “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” that one very significant portion of his life will not be remembered throughout American history. The premise for the film is that he lived […]

I’m always up for a modern spin on this lost genre.

Remain calm. Make no eye contact with the schizophrenic Adam Lambert bloke sitting next to you at the bar.

What a waste of my time and money. Easily could have waited to see it on DVD, but it looked interesting so I just HAD to see it. I kind of want my money back. Just like Dark Shadows. I hate seeing mediocre movies […]

I’m surprised Marcus Nispel is still getting work. He hasn’t made a good movie yet. Nevertheless, I’ll probably end up watching this, lol. Nispel is admittedly good at delivering the strictly visual goods, and all […]

Or, “Alright, who took the Goddamn Honey. Was it you?”

Now remember kids; eat your bees.

Starman is an excellent tune. One of many from the off-kilter collection of Bowie.

“Which seat should I take?”

“Just saw The Avengers.”

“And it was better than expected!”