Phucking awesome, couldn’t stop laughing. and then I did, so I watched it again.

…it’s a guitar, that you could have for FREE… why should anyone complain? Really? A free guitar, that’s awesome. I think the only reason to complain about it would be if it was a free guitar that was covered […]

Did ‘Rude Awakening’ not count at all?

‘Rude Awakening’

Sure, it’s a live album, but I like ‘Rude Awakening’… haha it doesn’t seem to have made the cut here.

Our comic shop only had three titles, ‘Superman Last Son of Krypton #1′, ‘Infinity #1′, and an Elmo comic. Boxes and boxes of these three comics for a very long line of people.

YES!!! And maybe incorporate Morbius somehow. Personally, I liked the first Ghost Rider. Wouldn’t mind seeing one that wasn’t that second one… a decent Man Thing movie could be cool.

A terrible toy for a terrible movie; I don’t remember Popeye the Sailor ever playing Freddy? Excellent likeness, though, just needs a can of spinach and a little pipe.

*For today’s comic, we’ve replaced Stanley’s shaving cream with delicious Clamato juice. Let’s see if he can tell the difference* Dude. What the HELL.

*Sniff sniff* this isn’t my usual brand of tomato soup…

If you only say Bloody Mary twice, she waits around breathing heavily in anticipation.

‘You gonna stand there staring, or you gonna flush that monster of a turd already? Trying to wash my head in tomato juice here.’

Congratulations to everyone, especially the first place winner, these shorts are phucking cool

Oh, this was a different kind of fan film. After the suck of ‘Batman and Robin’, DC comics hired Sandy Collora to do this short film to only be shown at the comic con to test audience reactions to a new Batman […]

Remember when they were like ‘When are we getting a Robocop statue in Detroit? and Detroit was like Pfft, hahaha, yeah, you guys can have one when you pay for it out of pocket.’ So then they did, and according to […]

It’s hard for me to look back and find the first sequel to disappoint me… I mean, there comes a time where you just expect it after a while… the one that really sticks out the most at the moment would have to […]

Haha, but the question was about movies that disappoint you, not worst movies… so you disagree that Gorefan was disappointed with ‘Halloween – Resurrection’?

‘Hellboy 3′ does need to happen, it’s one of those movies where if they don’t do it now, when they finally do it, it’ll be too late, and someone else will end up being cast as Hellboy. I mean, Ron Perlman IS […]

Where will you be when your diarrhea returns?

‘Well, that got my herpes off my mind for a few.’
‘What?’