See how unhappy they both look? Apparently not everything is bigger in Texas.

They were about .to jump into a bowl… When they realized they were missing strawberry.

BEING BRAINLESS
You’d think this would save you. This guy got shot.

BRAINS!
Something you clearly don’t have by trying this.

INNOCUOUS
This isn’t it.

PARCELED-OUT
What this guy will be amongst the zombies.

DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME
You will die.

INCONGRUOUS
This is the physical definition. Don’t try this at home.

BE PROFICIENT
This guy didn’t. He died.

PROFICIENT
Something you’re not if you try this.

STRATOSPHERICALLY
The level of how screwed you are.

FOR SIMPLICITY’S SAKE
Just don’t be an idiot.

SYNCHRONICITY
It’s what happens when you become food for zombies after eating food in front of zombies.

DON’T TRY TO FEED THE ZOMBIES
It’s not the sub they’re gonna e- oh wait, if you’re attempting this, you obviously don’t have brains. Carry on.

TESTOSTERONE
You know you have it when you’re taunting zombies with a guts-sub.

FAST FOOD
What it is to us, we are to zombies.

Awesome! This is the perfect time to do this contest too since Lacey’s leaving. Whoever wins this shall cherish it forever.. and ever.. and ever. And stuff.

I’m interested in this, dunno if I’ll be running to theaters to see it but I’m interested nonetheless.

AWESOME way to kick off the season. Incredible ratings too, I can’t wait to see how the rest of the season’s ratings compare to the premiere.

Andrea and Michonne.