“I couldn’t shake the feeling I was watching a 10-year-old’s vision of Friday the 13th.” Brad, I have been saying that since 2006. This franchise was/is all bells and whistles and it is nice to see people are […]

Took the words right outta my mouth DJ

Come on. Saying her acting was intentionally bad is a cop out. Either the whole film plays that way or not at all. Her acting was bad because the directing was bad. Part 2 was atrocious. Part 1 was fun for what […]

Bahahahahahahah it’s amazing how much stupidity and bashing can come from what amounts to 13 seconds of footage. Her acting called into question? Ahhh, I love the internet. Chloe’s acting on 30 Rock alone shows […]

Evan, studios should go door to door informing people what from the trailer is not in the movie. They owe us that. WE MUST DEMAND THIS INFO. Otherwise the movie is RUINED.

Oh wait, who fucking cares.

The funny thing is you ACTUALLY DO hit on tweens, you old creep.

Awwwww it’s still being cute. I am asking how you are 40 when you’re such a fucking baby. Dumbass.

Awww cute. But like seriously, how are you 40? I mean, your response to my initial question is very much the reason I ask. “if you’re hitting on me, i’m flattered but i don’t go for tweens (your age).” – That’s […]

How are you 40?

Uch, as soon as I read TRUE horror genre I stopped. Anyone that uses the term TRUE FAN, TRUE HORROR etc is an asshat who thinks their opinion is fact.

I miss the days when BD was all about reporting news and not peppering it ad nauseum with their own opinions that they treat as fact.

Christ. Evan’s rules remind of that kid who used to always change the rules of a game as it progressed in order to win. More of Evan’s masturbatory “journalism”.

I am looking forward to this, but the trailer makes it look like a retread of the remake. Plus it is so obvious it will end with Leatherface and his relative teaming up or her taking over his mantle in the sequel.

Oh please. It is pretentious. A true filmmaker knows when their work is shit. Rob Zombie jizzes and shits on his script pages and calls it art. Maybe if he got out of his own ass and let someone else pen his ideas […]

The only word I can think of to describe this is pretentious. Pretentious in the sense that Rob Zombie’s biggest fan is Rob Zombie. This looks like pure self-fellating shit.

Did you even read the post? He isn’t remaking it.

did you even read the post or just the headline?

Good one.

this site has officially become a self-serving, self-sucking haven for these “journalists”

Good article Evan, but I would like to point out that Scream is much more rural than the original Halloween. The original Halloween is very much suburbia.

I would have to say Scream 2 for me.