I enjoyed it in the theater with an appreciative audience, I will watch it when its on cable, but I, by no means, need to own the movie on DVD.

I told you I HATE BOLO TIES!

Use your head: Foot-long or foot-less; its your decision.

Make smart decisions: You cannot eat a whole hoagie with a zombie hoard chasing you. Get the half size.

Keep your weapon handy: You cannot shoot a sandwich.

Keep your priorities straight: Your life is not worth a meatball sub.

Be prepared for attack: Keep your gun handy, not your sammy.

Keep moving: Unlike you, zombies will not wait in line to get their food.

Sorry: There are no hot sandwiches in the zombie apocalypse.

Eat on the run: Zombies will not wait for you to finish your sandwich.

Zombies do not like hot testicle subs: They prefer yours (or your ovaries; whichever you have).

Zombies do not like hot testicle subs.

Do not try this. YOU are the $5 footlong.

WE DON’T WANT ANY DAMNED CHICLET!

Although I like Evil Dead better than Evil Dead II, Evil Dead II is more watchable. The first one can drag a little and the lack of soundtrack in places (for dramatic effect, I assume) makes me impatient while […]

Its like telling a blind man not to look!

Mistriss Bill never quite understood the concept of the gagball.

You’re next words better not be ‘we’re out of peroxide’!

Ever have sex with a falcon? Its…its not fun.

How bout Jesus? He knows something about dying and coming back to life. And he has superpowers!