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NSFW: 10 Ridiculous Horror Porn Parodies

Porn. We all watch it at some point in our lives. Hell, for some of us we watch it at some point during the day! I mean, according to HuffPo, in 2013 YouPorn was generating six times the bandwidth of Hulu per month! It’s safe to say that people like watching other people do naughty things. Which, in a weird way, is a great way to describe horror fans. After all, don’t we like watching people do naughty things? By “naughty” I of course mean hack other people to pieces, but that’s neither here nor there.

Back in August of 2015, Trace wrote up a piece dubbed 10 Incredibly Graphic Sex Scenes in Horror Movies (NSFW), which generated a ton of views and discussion. So I decided to take this approach and create my own list but give it a twist. Instead of focusing on horror movies that injected sex, I would focus on porn films that spruce themselves up with horror plots!

Obviously, this list is HIGHLY NSFW, so venture forth at your own risk. For those who do want to go down (pun absolutely intended), stay safe, grab your lube, and don’t hurt yourself!

This Ain’t American Horror Story XXX

Produced by Hustler, this parody of Ryan Murphy’s FX highly successful horror anthology series tackled each season but with a porn twist. And yes, for “Freak Show” they included a double-headed blowjob. Hustler, you get mad props just for that alone.


American Werewolf In London XXX

If you thought Ginger Snaps toed the line when it comes to werewolves and sex, this porn parody from Smash Pictures dives right off the edge! What’s great about it is that they seemingly went all out in trying to recreate some of the segments from John Landis’ original film, including the Mutant Nazi nightmare sequence.


The Sexfiles 2: A Dark XXX Parody

Have you ever found yourself screaming at “The X-Files” for Mulder and Scully to just fuck and get it over with? Well, while that itch won’t be entirely scratched by this porn parody, it’s definitely going to be alleviated to some extent! But speaking seriously, it looks like they got all the fan favorites from the series and built a legit story to go with all the coitus. Kudos to the Revolution X and Digital Sin for making a high-quality looking porn!


Official Friday The 13th Parody

With all the sex and nudity in the Friday the 13th films, it’s not a surprise that many considered them to be slightly pornographic in their own right. Still, there’s always a way to take things to the next level and Zero Tolerance has done just that! I’m not sure where they got “flesh eating jizz” from though…


The XXXorcist

If you thought I’d go through this list and not include something from Burning Angel Entertainment, you’re 100% wrong! How could I turn away from something that had the line, “I’m going to have to fuck the HELL out of you!” That is honestly such a hysterical and witty line that I can’t help but adore it!


The Walking Dead : A Hardcore Parody

Burning Angel Entertainment is back again only this time they’re banging it out during a zombie apocalypse! What I find to be the funniest thing about this is that they most likely had to look for extras and explain that they weren’t going to get laid. “Hey! Wanna be in a porn?… No, no sex… Tons of makeup… You’re gonna be dead… Yeah, zombie… No, your mom doesn’t have to know… Cool! See you soon!


The Twilight Zone Porn Parody

Hustler is back with another entry, this time tackling Rod Serling’s classic sci-fi/horror suspense show! To be fair, watching the trailer this doesn’t really seem like an episode of “The Twilight Zone” but more like your basic soap opera with nudity. Whatever, I’m sure there’s a twist at the (happy) end.


Buffy the Vampire Slayer XXX Porn Parody

Joss Whedon’s show had a ton of sexual tension throughout (not to mention the time when Buffy and Spike destroyed a house with their “relations”), so it was kind of inevitable that a porn parody would happen. Created by Adam & Eve, it looks like it’s one of those tongue-in-cheek parodies that has a ton of fun with the source material while giving the stars a chance to do their thing. All the things. To quote from another Joss Whedon show, I’ll be in my bunk.


Scooby Doo: A XXX Parody

There has been Scooby Doo porn on the internet since the internet became widely available. For some reason, people absolutely LOVE the thought of the Scooby gang hooking up in various iterations. I did a Google image search for “Scooby Doo porn” and forgot to add “parody” at the end and believe you me when I tell you that there is some fucked up shit out there. Some people should be ashamed! Still, I’ll fully admit that the trailer below had me genuinely laughing at a few points.

Side note: how many of these movies is Evan Stone going to be in?!


Evil Head

The last entry on this list is yet another top quality parody from Burning Angel Entertainment, who decided to do a porn that mixes characters and moments from Evil Dead and Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn. Once again, the production is surprisingly high and I could see people watching this not for the sex but simply for the comedic effect!

Man, with how many horror porn parodies Burning Angel Entertainment has put out I’m beginning to think that I need to do an interview!

  • Frank Lloyd Jr

    Smash Pictures also released a parody of “Halloween” that included a sex scene with Michael and Laurie.

    • SHUT UP NO THEY DIDN’T THAT’S GROSS WHAT THE EFFFFFFF???????

      • Frank Lloyd Jr

        It says “Based On The Original Version” on the cover. I guess since the brother/sister connection wasn’t revealed until Part 2, it’s not technically incest in their movie. Still creepy though.

        • Yeah, that’s really messed up. Not sure how I feel about it…

        • Saturn

          Could you imagine how grimy it would be if it were based on Zombie’s version?
          Dr Loomis to Laurie (Whorie?) : “Motherfucker, suck your big brothers big dick while I lick your silver shamrock!”

          I think I need to have a lie down now….

  • aFriendlyAgenda

    I’ve wanted to bone Velma ever since her semi-topless scene in Jay and Silent bob,
    but I’ve seen hotter Velmas then that.

  • The Horror Hunter

    *Deletes internet history and cries in the corner until the pain stop’s.

    • My internet history is so fucked (no pun intended) because of the research and searches I did for this post.

      • The Horror Hunter

        You’re a brave, Brave man! I couldn’t handle all the bad acting.

        • It wasn’t the bad acting that was the problem, it was the knowledge that my poor, innocent, virginal compute…Oh, who the fuck am I kidding? Doing this post was GREAT! Loved every second of it!

          • Saturn

            What? All 3?

            ****sniggers immaturely……*****

      • EmPleH

        You poor,poor man. I can only imagine how many hours and boxes of tissues have went into your research. If you ever need someone to help you research porn parodies part 2, I’m your man.

        • Seriously! Kleenex should send me a palette as a way of saying “Thank you!”

      • Saturn

        Chortle.
        Research…….

        I bet you’d just conveniently bought a tub of margarine too…..

  • DAWnofthedead 91

    There’s an all right “Saw” parody that I thought was pretty funny.

    • Saturn

      Do you want to be on the game,,,,,,

      Not sure if you non Brits will get that one or not…..

  • PsychoMantis18

    Now this is a list I can get behind, even if the majority of the sex-scenes suck.

  • lgb

    I just hate the shitty names. I mean “This Ain’t (insert show here) XXX”. No, actually come up with a good name. Here, I’ll do it for the ones on this list that forgot

    American Whore Story
    American WereWhore of London
    Friday the 69th
    The Screwing Dead
    The Twilight Bone
    Buffy the Vampire Layer
    Scooby Do-Me

    How hard is this? Yeah, my names aren’t great, but at least they’re actual parody names instead of lame copout names. Just have better names if you’re gonna be a parody

    • aFriendlyAgenda

      Brad Stick!
      Bill Stikitin.
      The HuffPump.

    • I think you need to work for porn companies coming up with titles. You have found your calling in life.

      • lgb

        My ability to come up with horrible dirty puns finally has a use on my resume!

    • Saturn

      I dunno, I reckon I prefer : An Americunt Whorewolf In London, or An American Barewolf In London.
      I like the Friday The 69th one though!
      The Whoring Dead?
      Muffy The Vampire Layer?
      Screwme Do?

      • lgb

        I like your ones way better, my votes for Americunt Whorewolf in London just cos that’s a lot more punchy. The rest, yeah definitely better ones 🙂

  • ScriptGiverTJ

    Know your audience dude. Half the people who comment here watch porn of the gay variety, myself included.

    • Jeff Eastwood

      There’s a gay porn parody of The Ring called “The Hole” but it was pretty lame.

      • JP Andrika

        Call me when Shaggy and Fred get together in that “Scooby-Doo” Porn. 😀

      • Saturn

        Fill us in……

        Ummm, ahem…..

  • Plus 1 for ‘Evil Head’ and ‘The XXXorcist’! Those are clever titles

    • Saturn

      “Gloopy….”

  • John Connor

    That Buffy one is pretty Faithful. They should definitely have Faith in a sequel.

    • Saturn

      I remember while having a spiritual crisis, my local Priest said to me “Have Faith….” and I thought “I wish……