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Trace’s 10 Best Horror Movies of 2016!

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5. Baskin

Can Evrenol’s Baskin (pronounced bah-skeen, not like the ice cream company) centers around a group of Turkish policemen who are called to a remote house in a nearby town to assist some other members of the police force. Upon arriving at the house, they realize that they have just entered through a portal into Hell. You probably know whether or not Baskin is for you based on the premise alone. The plot is thin and the characters are all rather unlikable, but Baskin somehow manages to overcome its flaws to be one of the mosts compelling horror films you’ve ever going to see simply because it’s so horrific. It knows exactly what kind of film it is and doesn’t betray its roots. First-time director Evrenol (I told you it was a good year for first-time directors) has a distinct visual flair and showcases one of the best representations of Hell since Hellbound: Hellraiser II. Baskin wants to satisfy any cravings you may have for a grotesque midnight movie and it does so with aplomb.

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4. Green Room

So Green Room doesn’t technically qualify as a horror film, but it’s too good to not include on this list. Plus, a lot of what happens in the film is horrifying. Jeremy Saulnier’s (Blue RuinGreen Room is an extremely fun film with excellent performances by Patrick Stewart, Anton Yelchin (RIP), Imogen Poots and Alia Shawkat. The film follows several members of a punk rock band that witness a murder in a club run by Nazis. They must then fight their way out of the club before their leader (Stewart) silences them for good. The characters are given plenty of time to develop so you actually care about them when they die (and boy do some of them die). There are surprises around every corner and tension is present throughout the entire thing. It’s not an easy watch, as brutal violence is the name of the game in a film such as this. It all serves the plot though so it never feels gratuitous. Green Room is a must-watch.

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3. Don’t Breathe

Anyone who feared that Fede Alvarez (the Evil Dead remake) would suffer from a sophomore slump would be dead wrong. Don’t Breathe is a merciless thriller that grabs hold of you from the opening moment and never lets go. It’s certainly one of the most tense viewing experiences I’ve ever had in a theater. Much like HushDon’t Breathe has very little dialogue, leaving Alvarez to use sound to his advantage. The sound design for the film is stunning. From a technical standpoint, Don’t Breathe can’t be beaten. The film is carefully crafted with Alvarez’s hand and shot with expertise by Pedro Luque. Performance-wise, the film belongs to Stephen Lang as The Blind Man. He delivers an imposing performance that cements him as one of horror’s greatest villains (Anti-hero? Hero? You decide.). The trio of lead actors are all serviceable, with Jane Levy delivering another fine performance after proving herself in Evil Dead (Alvarez puts her through the wringer again in Don’t Breathe). The second act twist is a controversial one, but it adds a certain amount of schlock to an otherwise sophisticated thriller. Whatever your feelings on that twist a re, you can’t deny that Don’t Breathe is an exceptional piece of filmmaking and one of the best films of the year.

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2. The Witch

Otherwise known as The Babadook of 2016 if only because it polarized audiences while winning the hearts of nearly every critic. The Witch is given the subtitle “A New-England Folktale”, which is important to know before watching the film. First time writer-director Robert Eggers referenced actual documents from 17th century journals and other period texts when writing the script and use only natural lighting (read: candles) when filming, making The Witch feel like it was actually made in the 17th century. This is a horror film that feels like it was made by Puritans for Puritans. The authenticity is quite impressive. The Witch slowly but surely builds dread with each and every scene until it becomes nearly unbearable, culminating in a chilling climax that serves as a cathartic entrance into womanhood for its lead character (Anya Taylor-Joy, who is an actress to keep an eye on if her performance in this film is any indication) and a soul-crushing way to send the audience out of the theater. It relies solely on atmosphere and tension as opposed to the jump scares that are so prevalent in modern horror, making for one of the most unsettling viewing experiences in recent memory. It may not be scary in the traditional sense, but it is sure to stick with you long after the credits roll.

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1. The Invitation

If you haven’t seen The Invitation please stop reading now. It’s a film that is best viewed knowing as little about it as possible, so I’d rather not spoil the viewing experience for you. Just know that it is amazing and the best horror film of 2016.

Are they gone? Cool. Karyn Kusama has had an unusual career. After breaking into the scene with 2000’s critical darling Girlfight, she hit a sophomore slump with 2005’s Aeon Flux. She then unleashed Jennifer’s Body upon the world in 2009 to critical and commercial failure (it’s not that bad you guys!). After a fairly long hiatus, she gifted audiences this year with The Invitation, a masterclass in unbearable tension that lasts until its explosive climax and haunting final shot. The story, about an L.A. dinner party where something sinister may or may not be happening in the background, is a simple one. Kusama takes her time revealing the true intentions of the dinner party hosts, so casual viewers may find the film to be a bit too slow (especially if you don’t go in blind), but The Invitation milks every ounce of tension it can out of its straightforward premise. Is Will (Logan Marshall-Green) just being paranoid? Or do David (Michiel Huisman) and Eden (Tammy Blanchard) have insidious intentions for their dinner guests? You’ll get your answer soon enough, but it all leads to one of the best third acts in cinema history. This is some nail-biting entertainment right here.

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A journalist for Bloody Disgusting since 2015, Trace writes film reviews and editorials, as well as co-hosts Bloody Disgusting's Horror Queers podcast, which looks at horror films through a queer lens. He has since become dedicated to amplifying queer voices in the horror community, while also injecting his own personal flair into film discourse. Trace lives in Austin, TX with his husband and their two dogs. Find him on Twitter @TracedThurman

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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