Slayer Condoms, Clutch AND Amon Amarth Beers

God I love seeing bands put out ridiculous things for sale. I actually find it really funny that Kiss has a coffin, I really do. So it makes me overjoyed when I see more ridiculous objects coming out from bands. I’ll start off this article with rock band Clutch, who have teamed up with New Belgian Brewing to make a 9% ABV dark sour ale. Based on the description on the New Belgian Brewing website (21+ only), this beer sounds DELICIOUS.

Check after the jump for more ridiculous commercialism at work!
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Staying on the topic of beer, the mighty Amon Amarth have also created their own delicious sounding alcoholic beverage. Teaming up with Three Floyds Brewing Company, Ragnarok is “A beer for the end of ages brewed with our friends in the band AMON AMARTH. This Aesir Porter is a robust and hearty beer brewed with local honey and a small portion of smoked malt. When Heimdall sounds the Giallar-horn this is the beer to be hoisted by the gods in anticipation of the coming battle.” (source)

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Lastly, we come to what might be the most important part of the article: Slayer Condoms. I can’t put it any better than the band, so here is the little blurb they have on their product page: “For when you’re going South of Heaven!” Now I have an excuse to scream “SLAYER!” when I’m having sex! Which, by the way, is on alternating Tuesdays. I have a strict schedule and I keep to it. 
Order your pack of Slayer condoms here!
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