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Fear Itself Review: Episode 1.2 ‘Spooked’

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Last week NBC kicked off it’s horror anthology Fear Itself to pretty descent ratings, and now the show will continue this Thursday with “Spooked”, which was directed by Brad Anderson (“The Machinist”) and written by Matt Venne (“White Noise 2: The Light”). While on a stake out in a haunted house, a private eye (Eric Roberts) is made to confront the demons of his past. Jack Noseworthy (“Judging Amy”), Cynthia Watros (“Lost”) and Larry Gilliard Jr. (“The Wire”) also star. Click here to write your own reviews or read on for Tex’s thoughts on Anderson’s episode.

Spooked (Fear Itself Episode 1.2)

This week’s episode of Fear Itself comes to us courtesy of Director Brad Anderson (SESSION 9) and writer Matt Venne who penned the Dario Argento helmed Masters of Horror episode PELTS. Anderson is also a MoH alumnus, having the distinction of directing one of my least favorite episodes of that series, the grating psychological drama SOUNDS LIKE.

In SOUNDS LIKE, the main character went mad because he heard things. In SPOOKED, Eric Roberts plays private detective Harry Bender with enough personal and professional baggage to pack a Greyhound bus. Having been booted off the police force 15-years earlier for extreme brutality, Bender now passes his time, catching cheating husbands and blackmailing his clients. Bender is approached by Meredith (Cynthia Watros) to investigate her own marital problems and sets up surveillance in the abandoned house across the street. But this house has a nasty history inside its walls and Bender is about to find out first hand what lies beneath the surface of this house, and his own psyche is way more than he bargained for.

Anderson and Venne seem on the surface to be giving us a standard haunted house story as the title suggests. Of course the plan here is to twist it up a bit. It’s clear from the get go that Bender isn’t one of the good guys as we witness him beating and slashing a kidnapping suspect (Jack Noseworthy). This fact is made ever more obvious when we later see him blackmail a woman who has hired him to dig up dirt on her husband. When Bender sets up shop in the decrepit home–that looks like a crack house sitting in the middle of BelAir (would this house actually exist in this neighborhood?)–we all know he’s gonna get it in the end. Where the problem lies is that we don’t care. He’s not a likable character in any sense of the word. Even as his backstory unfolds and we witness his inner demons surface, we can’t really forge any sympathy for the prick. It’s a problematic character at best.

It pains me that Brad Anderson has put together such a lackluster episode of FEAR ITSELF after the abysmal SOUNDS LIKE. All the good graces this guy has amassed by directing the intensely claustrophobic SESSION 9 and emotionally exhausting MACHINIST are being rapidly wiped out of my memory. Both of Anderson’s feature films were visually interesting if not splashy. Here the only thing worth looking at is the graffiti that adorns the house with foreboding statements like “Murder” and “Bodies in the Basement”. Actually, the most effecting moments in the film come from the spray-paint images of 4 characters that cover one wall. These images constantly change during the production and foreshadow the fate of people who set foot in the house–acting as sort of a silent Greek chorus sounding a visual death toll for the audience. It’s a very cool concept and the only thing in the film that even borders on frightful.

A film where the best thing about it the CGI set decoration, is hardly something to stand up and cheer for. Venne has shown as a writer that he can put together a gruesome tale in PELTS, but an unlikable main character also populated that film. It worked in PELTS because we were actively routing for Meatloaf to die–and what a spectacular death it was. Here the film is hampered because, we just don’t care about what happens to Bender and since it’s network television we already know he’s not going out like the last guy did. If Venne is going to keep these revenge morality tales going, he might need to soften up the edges a bit more on his lead characters. As for Anderson, the ho-hum delivery of SPOOKED should serve as a sign that this directors talents lie elsewhere and he should seriously consider moving out of Television and back to smaller, intimate and more personal film projects, like the ones that got him these gigs in the first place.

4/10 or 2 Skulls

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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