The holidays are upon us, which means we should be seeing loads and loads of sweet new releases, and yet, it doesn’t look that way. Beyond the break we have Tex’s Horror In Your House that features all of the DVD/Blu-ray releases for this Tuesday, December 22. The highlight, X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE, d-yikes!
Horror in Your House
December 2, 2008
By: Tex Massacre
THE BOOK OF REVELATION: Image
Daniel is abducted by three mysterious women who, after 12 days of unspeakable torment, dump him on the outskirts of the city a broken man. His quest to discover their identities turns into a sexual odyssey almost as bizarre as his imprisonment.
CRUEL RESTAURANT: ADV Films
Is it chicken? No one is really sure exactly WHAT makes it so yummy, but everyone agrees that the super-secret filling recipe at the new dumpling house is the best ever! Some people like it so much, in fact, that they’re literally willing to kill to get it! But when some of those same connoisseurs start turning up missing, and when the police start getting reports of body parts washing up on the beach, it looks like the shop’s owner, sweet and luscious little Lin, MAY have a little explaining to do! What’s really going on in that kitchen may shock you into going vegetarian! It’s the happening bistro where the who’s who may become the what’s what on the daily special!
THE DEAD DON’T SCREAM: Celebrity
The Dead Don’t Scream, features a group of college students on a road trip to hell. When they stumble across a small Texas town with an entire economy based upon stealing cars, it is unfortunate for them that cars aren’t the only things getting chopped. Will anyone survive or will they all succumb to the fate that is passed on to them? After watching this campy grind-house flick you’ll agree that breakfast will never be the same!
THE GHOST: Image
From the Ramsay Brothers, India’s most groundbreaking horror filmmakers, comes a chilling, visually stunning tale of possession and revenge! On the night of his wedding anniversary, a young doctor, Neha, is warned by a mysterious visitor that an autopsy scheduled for the following day will put him in grave danger. The next day, Neha sees the stranger again–as the corpse scheduled to be dissected in the morgue! Without warning, the doctor’s beautiful wife, Aman, becomes inhabited by a vengeful spirit, and the couple must race against time to unravel the shocking mystery before this supernatural terror consumes their lives!
GRAVE MISTAKE: Midnight Releasing
When Alex King finds the people in the world around him are turning into mindless flesh-eating zombies, he and his companions fight to find his missing mother and to stay alive.
SECRETS OF THE CLOWN: Brain Damage
After the brutal murder of his best friend Jim, Bobbie is haunted by a presence. His girlfriend Val is distant and appears to have secrets of her own. Then the nightmares begin. Through the nightmares Bobbie uncovers clues regarding the murderer’s identity. With the killer still on the loose, bodies piling up, and time running out, Bobbie hires a psychic to contact his deceased friend Jim. But some secrets were never meant to be revealed. Only together will they unlock the “Secrets of the Clown .
SEEDING OF A GHOST: Image
Possession, exploding bodies, zombie mayhem and gross-out shocks aplenty await you in the most extreme Hong Kong cult film of them all! Following the prediction of a dark magician, the unfaithful wife of a Hong Kong cab driver falls victim to a pair of murderous thugs. Outraged, the cabbie arranges supernatural vengeance with the aid of an unholy union between the dead.
SHADOW PEOPLE: Burning Moon
Billionaire Clarence Martel has everything money can buy, but not everything he wants, namely immortality. Seeking to fulfill an ancient dark prophecy, Mr. Martel approaches Mikey, a gambler in way over his head, with a simple proposition. In exchange for a one night job, Mikey’s debt will be wiped clean. Having no other way of clearing his debt, Mikey and his brother Paul agree to do the job. In an old abandoned house, they perform a ritual known as the Drawing of the Shadows and unwittingly unleash the demons of the darkness, the Shadow People. Forced off the road by a storm, four unsuspecting friends seek shelter in the house and fall into the deadly trap already set in motion. If they want to survive, they must play a terrifying game of cat and mouse with the house’s murderous inhabitants.
SO, YOU’VE DOWNLOADED A DEMON: Midnight Releasing
Miranda and Cat will do almost anything to get back into their college witch coven. Lured to a mysterious website that promises to grant any wish but unwilling to pay the price of admission their souls the girls turn to Dave, a goofy but lovable candidate for student body president, and computer geek Brian, his roommate-cum-campaign manager, to help them hack in. But the website s demon possesses Dave, changing him from doofus into a demonic and diabolical political machine. A botched do-it-yourself exorcism, an uncooperative priest and a vindictive rival coven witch leader have the students in deep holy water as they try to rescue their friend.
THE X FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE: Fox (TEX’S PICK OF THE WEEK)
When a group of women are mysteriously abducted, it becomes a case right out of The X-Files. The best team for the job is ex-agents Fox Mulder and Dr. Dana Scully, who have no desire to revisit their dark past. Still, the truth of these horrific crimes is out there somewhere…and it will take Mulder and Scully to find it!
TEX SAYS: Look, this week, like the last 3 or 4 is pretty horrid. And yeah…I know X-FILES isn’t really a horror flick, nor was it really any good either. But seriously, what are my choices here?