Now here’s some news I thought I’d never be reporting! Why on earth would New Line do something so catastrophic. The only man who can play Ash is Bruce Campbell, not Treat Williams. Sure he rocked in Deep Rising, but come on! You need to read this, you need to see this, and you need to see why this could totally end up being a load of crap. Lets just pray, read on for the full details.
APRIL FREAKING FOOLS DAY SUCKERS!!
Come on, touch his boomstick, you know you want to.