DEBUNKED: Martin Scorsese-Robert De Niro-Lars Von Trier ‘Taxi Driver’ Collaboration

UPDATE: This story has been debunked, and a big congrats to Variety for confirming the validity of it. Sigh. Well, it looks like I deserve a smack across the face (or maybe not: see above). Mocking the news earlier today (here), it has been confirmed that Martin Scorcese, Lars von Trier and Robert de Niro could all be collaborating on a modern remake of the classic film Taxi Driver, with De Niro reprising his role as Travis Bickle. You can read all of the buzz beyond the break. Chime in with your thoughts, I’m feeling quite perplexed.
From Variety:

Taxi Driver Robert de NiroBerlin and the Internet have been abuzz with rumors of a Martin Scorsese-Robert De Niro-Lars Von Trier collaboration — and, at least for the time being, they appear to be true.

The idea behind the project is similar to the film “The Five Obstructions” that Von Trier and Danish helmer Jorgen Leth made in 2003. In that film, Von Trier challenged his colleague Leth to do a remake of his own 1967 film “The Perfect Human.” Von Trier gave Leth the task of remaking five times, each time with a different obstacle, such as making the film animated.

In the new project, Von Trier will challenge Scorsese and De Niro to remake their 1976 classic “Taxi Driver.”

The story took on a life of its own after a Danish newspaper published an interview in which Peter Aalbaeck Jensen, von Trier’s business partner and executive producer, said he could neither confirm nor deny the rumors.

“There will be a statement coming shortly,” he said — although another Danish source confirmed the collaboration.

Scorsese is in Berlin to tubthump his thriller “Shutter Island,” which unspooled Saturday night here, while von Trier drove down from Copenhagen to be a part of the pre-sales meetings of his forthcoming sci-fi film “Melancholia.” That film is to be shot within the next year, so the Scorsese collaboration would probably have to wait.

Over the weekend, when Scorsese was doing press in Berlin, he did not mention the Von Trier project, as discussion focused on features in pre-production, such as a 3D adaptation of Brian Selznick’s novel “The Invention of Hugo Cabret.”