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Axl Rose Serves Jury Duty

According to People, Guns N Roses singer Axl Rose partook in the jury duty process “after serving four days of the trial process,” according to his rep. Axl Rose stated, “It was relatively painless. I was fortunate that everyone in the courthouse and jurors were all really great, plus I got to see daylight from a different prospect.” 

First of all, I hope no one pointed a camera at him. Although that would’ve been one of the funniest Judge Judy episodes I would’ve ever seen. Secondly, they probably had to cancel any lunches or breaks for recess. Axl would’ve tacked on an additional three hours to each time just so he could watch TV in the break room. 
Rep: “Axl! What the hell are you doing? Get back to court now!”
Axl: “NO! I’m watching Rugrats!”
Rep: “Rugrats?? Axl, you’re 49 years old. Starting acting like an adu-“
Axl: “REPTAR!!!!!!”



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