Smart on our reader’s behalf to remain anonymous, ’cause what you are about to see is sure to get us a kick in the butt. Beyond the break you’ll find the leaked footage from Piranha 3D that premiered at last week’s San Diego Comic-Con. The very not safe for work clip is 9-minutes long and features gallons of that much-promised bloodshed from Alex Aja’s film swimming into theaters on August 20. It’s literally a piranha buffet; can you say “chomp-chomp?” Go forth, watch the spoilerific clip (if you dare), and then drop your thoughts below. I’m dying to know what you gore-hounds think of THIS.