[BD Caption Contest] Let’s Try This Again!
So, all the captions you guys had supplied in last week’s contest were erased when the site switched over. To make up for it, we’re doing it over – and we’re making the prizes way more awesome! They include The Divide on Blu-ray which is out 4/17 from Anchor Bay! Other prizes include “The Walking Dead” Season One on DVD and I Spit On Your Grave (1978) on Blu.
Rules:
1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…
2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.
3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize! We have a different prize tier this week.
First Prize – The Divide on Blu-ray. I Spit On Your Grave (1978) on Blu-ray. The Walking Dead Season 1 on DVD.
Second Prize – The Divide on Blu-ray. I Spit On Your Grave (1978) on Blu-ray.
Third Prize – The Divide on Blu-ray.
Hit the jump to add your caption!
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I’m gonna have to wear what during The Hunger Games?
“Aww Starla, you and Grant make such a cute couple”
“For the last time Ms Banks, this ISN’T Zack and Miri Make a Porno…”
“Grant, I want a divorce”
“Man on a Ledge made how much?”
“I could’ve had a V8?”
Do you smell crickets?
(the movie is Slither)
I though you said thats where ginese people come from?!?!
who…… FARTED?!?!!!!!!!?!
“I want a parasitic worm inside me too!”
“It’s Miller time!”
“look Ma No Cavities!”
“its christmas time and a christmas story is on tv for 24 hrs. and im stuck in my couch… fuuuuuuuuuuuu”
“auditions for deep throat the 2nd cumming”
“im screaming REALLY LOUD because i just farted at the same time.”
“What’s in the boxes?!” fourteen (se7en x2)
“Oh my god, the swimming pool. The swimming pool! STEPHEN, THE SWIMMING POOL!”
“I AM JACK DONAGHY’S WIFE GODDAMNIT!”
“They’re eating her! And then they’re going to eat me! Oh my Godddddddddd!”
Mal and Miri – Do Interspecies Erotica
“It’s not a pleather jacketttttttttttttttttttt!”
PG-13!?!
…
NNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
“thats… going where?!”
“That’s how Mass Effect 3 ends?! Noooooo!”
The varying reactions to TMNT news.
One of these people didn’t save a bunch of money on their car insurance.
Female overreation #375
Rick, Otis and Andrea discover Dale must die.
Auditioning for a part in Human Centipede 3…
They remade ‘Night of the Creeps’ – and I’m in it – No!!!!!!
“Rudddddddddddddddddddddddd”
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!!!!
Whats in the BOOOOX???!?!?!!
I’ll never let go Jack…oops.
How’d it get BURRRRNT?!
Bloodydisgusting.com is shutting down forever! Noooooooooo!
I can open my mouth THIS wide!
Alright now if i shoot her in the head do you think she will stop screaming…
“I think I just stepped on a toad… Grossssssssssssssssssssssss!”
“That’s a cut! Take a break Elizabeth. One of you PA’s bring in the blow-up doll stand-in please.”
“NOT IN THE ASS!!!!!!”
did u really delete THIS WEEK’S EPISODE OF GLEE!???!!!!
“Hey! It’s ‘I hope we never part.’ Now get it right, or pay the price!”
“I should’ve had a V-8!!!”
“It’s my money and I need it now!”
“NO, NOT FACEBOOK TIMELINE! THE HORROR!!!!!”"”
“15 Minutes could have save me HOW MUCH????”
“Not only are we going to New Hampshire… Tom Harkin, we’re going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we’re going to California and Texas and New York! And we’re going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we’re going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House, BYAAAAAAAAAH!”
“RUN FOREST, RUN!”
i’m gonna show you my O-face
Wait, Doc, I have to do WHAT with Seth Rogen in the future? While Kevin Smith watches?! NOOOOOOO!!!
“I hope I never get that fat!”
Now starla, if you just open your mouth wide enough, one of those slugs can climb on in and make you pretty like your husband Grant.
Coming soon to your local theater…LOCKJAW GIRL: It’s a Scream
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!
“Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me! For me! For meeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Drrrrrraaaaaagggggoooooo!
“Jam it in. I CAN TAKE IT!”
“I LOVE ANAL! COOOOOOMMMMMME BACK!
[Wilhelm Scream]
♩ ♪ ♫ “…My Heart Will Go Onnnnn…”
“Grant…NO!! That’s Bloody Disgusting!”
“And don’t you EVER say it’s just PMS again!”
HEY BLOODY DISGUSTING READERS!!!!! PLATINUM DUNES IS GETTING BEHIND A REBOOT OF A REBOOT OF HALLOWEEN!!!!! COMMENCE BITCHING!!!
Guy on the left:
“Dude, there’s NO WAY she’ll catch that cheeto fired from a cannon!”
”That is Mahogany!”
”Hey swamp thing u bring back the other sheriff’s hat now ARRRGGGHHHHHH”
I can’t believe she’s actually going through with the donkey show.
OOps, sorry didn’t mean to put my gun there.
They replaced Charlie with Ashton here too ?NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO
What in the name of all that’s holy am I STEPPING in??!
“The Doctor said it’s lock-jaw…”
“Alright boys, one at a time, or I start blastin!”
Sindel Wins….Fatality.
Elizabeth Banks attempt to use the new BD forums came to a grinding halt.
“If you can toss the marshmallow in my mouth from there, you can have me. You miss, you die!”
“Erm Starla, now is a really inappropriate time to re-enact your audition for The Voice.”
“The hills are alive with the sound of music . . . ”
Bear Trap: The Opera
If the serial killer is inside why the hell are you going upstairs?!?!
“I want an Oompa Loompa NOW!”
“RAPE MEEEEEEEE
RAPE ME MY FRIEND”
AAAAHHH FFFUCK!!, I JUST STOOD ON A BEAR TRAP!!
“Once again mam, screaming ‘Marko’ at the top of your lungs is not going to help anyone find anything.”
“And there goes the element of surprise.”
“Acting!!!!
What the hell do pigs have to do with any of this and why don’t you know what kind of sound they make and who are these two assholes?!?
The plane… The plane….
“SONIC BOOOOOOOOM!!!!”
now that’s an orgasm
THIS IS HOW LOST ENDS!?
I JUST SAVED A TON OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE!
*Two Girls, One Cup Reaction Video* “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
THANKS FOR THE SPOILER ALERT, ASSHOLE!
Officers my new neighbor is making too much noise. Oh there he is nooooo! Its Justin bieber! Why!!!!! Meeeee! God! Nooo!
“GRANT I can’t believe you’re going behind my back with that 600 pound skank!”
During an intense scene Elizabeth Banks realized all too late why the clerk earlier at Smoothie King urged her not to get the Prune Tsunami Surprise.
Spit it out lady, spit it out! Let the flies go!
World Burping Championship have a winner.
Return of the Burping Lady: Hellmouth
“THAT is MAHOGANY!!!”
“NOT ANOTHER TWILIGHT MOVIE….NO MORE!!!!!!”
MY BREATH STINKS BETTER THAN YOU FILTHY MONSTER!
Bill and Wally thought they’d walked on to the wrong set when the opera started.
“Stand back boys, imma blast ‘em with my whore-face!”
“AWGH! How did a lego get way out here!”
“He left he lights on! Again!”
Grant left the lights on! Again!
Banks on the set of Zack & Miri Make A Porno 2, filming a scene in which the barrel of shotgun penetrates her anally.
“And may the odds be ever in… OMG what the #@%! is that?!?!?”
“That awkward moment when you realize that wonderfully warm sensation between your toes is you stepping on a cow patty. I told her to wear shoes.”
so the girl with the dragon tattoo (remake) WAS NOT successful?
Cop Says” Ms. Matthews even with a ticket the theatre cannot guarantee a good movie, i apologize sex in the city had no sex in it, BUT NO REFUNDS”.
“The cow goes mooooooooo!”
“Why don’t we just wear a sign that says, ‘big scary monster fodder’”
“It’s not as bad as it looks. Some ointment will clear that right up”
FUS-RO-DAH!!!
“Mom always said, you hold your mouth like that for too long and it’ll get stuck like that…. slut.”
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale!!!!!!
“I am not Chelsea-fucking-Handler!”
Run forest run! No! That’s your name dammit! Ah hell! Better run through the jungle!
STELLA!
E.T. PHOOONE HOOOOOME!!!!
Whats in the box?!
Stepping on a Lego when you’re barefoot always sucks
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Grant is so OP!
Someone just realized they left the iron on at home.
That’s an awesome “O” face!
”Bring it on i had sex with seth rogan i fear nothing, i believe in nothing I’M A NIHILIST!!!”
I can’t believe I starred in “Meet Dave”….WHAT WAS I THINKING?!
“It took them 3 hour but eventually the cops were able to find the missing blowu doll”
“Wow Bill, whoever guessed we would be able to see Sexy Kylee and The Invisible Elephant preform live in our own backyard. “
“It took them 3 hours but eventually the cops were able to find the missing blowup doll”
-not blowu doll! sorry, i’m drunk, but I am watching Slither
buhhhh
“It took them 3 hours but eventually the cops were able to find the missing blowup doll”
-not blowu doll. sorry, I’m kinda drunk and the site keeps kicking me out. But I am watching Slither now xD
AAARRRRGGG it’s “It took them 3 hours but eventually the cops were able to find the missing blowup doll” sorry, I’m kinda drunk and the site keeps kicking me out!? anyways Í am watching Slither now xD
AAARRRRGGG it’s “It took them 3 hours but eventually the cops were able to find the missing blowup doll” sorry, I’m kinda drunk and the site keeps kicking me out!? anyways Í am watching Slither now xD ok this is like the 5th time I’m trying to post this comment
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WHAT!!! They cancelled Firefly?
WHAT!!! They cancelled Firefly?
Nathan Fillion *sad face*
wow sorry for the double post guy, my comments just didn’t show up. (and afterwards I kept seeing ome maintinance page, so I guess I just logged in at the wrong time)
Oops! Image from the sequel to The Next Three Days contains spoiler.
I have to do how many more Hunger Games movies!?!?
We’re making Slither 2 now!?
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OMG! I forgot to put on my underwear!
“DAMMIT, I don’t have my fucking PERIOD!!!!!!”
WHO PUT PISS IN MY APPLE JUICE?!!!!!!!
“Wait a minute, they’re re-releasing ‘Titanic’? IN 3D!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
“They’re eating her…and then they’re going to eat me! OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD!”
“Elizabeth didn’t take it well when we told her Titanic 3D was sold out…”
What! They’re rebooting Spider Man?! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nooooooooo! The Titanic is Sinking again! Leeeeeoooooooo!!!!
HAN SHOT FIRST!!!
Keep this giant cock away from my wide open mouth!!!!
The bird IS the word!!
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
“THIS IS SPARTA!”
“My mouth isn’t open. I’m just whistling.”
“I just saw Ron Jeremy naked. OH THE HORROR!”
“Ok Chief Brody. I’m opening wide AAAAAAAHHH!”
“Starla, now push your tongue to the side. Hold that pose.”
Michael Rooker’s dong is THIIIIISSSSS big!
BIIIIIIIGGGGG POOOOOOP!!!!!
Bill Pardy: If things go well I might be showing Starla my O-face. “Oh… Oh… Oh!” Yeah, she knows what I’m talkin’ about.
Bill Pardy: Uh…Starla, honey? When I said “Let’s blow this ugly alien sonofabitch away”, that’s not exactly what I had in mind.
“Billy!! Billy, I swear to God I am about to lose my patience with you! Now, put the lawnmower away and come eat dinner! Billy, I’ve brought the police! They know how to handle bad little boys! Are you listening to me???”
WHAT!? We’re making a Zack and Miri Sequel!
Fuck Micheal Rooker!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Officer: You take one more step and I’ll blow your ass hole out through your vagina.
Hahahahaha omfg these are all so amazing!
“LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!”
“GET TO THE CHOPPA’!”
“Tonight on an all new episode of ‘COPS’…”
…Starla’s reaction while witnessing the ‘Octomom’ give birth vaginally…
“Dohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
“Put down the guns and put some chocolate in my mouth now… I’ve had a bad day.”
“I just swallowed 2 flies and a beetle! Ohhhhh shittttttt! I think it was a dung beetle! Shitttttttttttttt!”
Elizabeth Banks’ husband, during an early morning quarrel, told Elizabeth Banks to “shut her mouth”. Elizabeth Banks refused to shut her mouth the rest of the day. Moral of the story: Elizabeth Banks does what Elizabeth Banks wants to do.
Nathan Fillion’s note to self: Elizabeth Banks sucks at bird calls and shall not go bird hunting with me again.
Elizabeth Banks; seconds before she is mauled by a panther.
This here shows how not to act when your son tells you he is gay.
If you look in the upper right hand corner, there is an out-of-focus car. Paul Rudd is in that car. He must always be within visual distance of Elizabeth Banks.
“Elizabeth. Let’s talk character. I want you to play this scene like you are a man whose lady-friend has just inserted a finger into his anus. Yes, I want surprise…but anger also. Action!”
What do you mean there is no more chocolate … NOOoooooo
After failing to find laughs with a Chuck Norris joke, Elizabeth Banks throws out a Charlie Sheen joke. It fails again. She realizes that these jokes are overused and better used in “memes”, which are also not very funny. With failure overwhelming her she resorts to Sam Kinison and yells out an angry “Ohh…Ohhhh…OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
“Oops, I did it again!”
Alright everyone! Thanks for playing! Winners will be announced tomorrow morning!
Evan
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Dammit Carl!Stay in the house!
Don Thompson: Hey Nathan, how did Elizabeth take the news that she’s contractually bound to make “Meet Dave 2″ and it’s been greenlit?
Nathan: I….I’m not so sure she’s happy. You tell me.
Wally: Hey Bill, just to be sure. We’re shooting at all those slug looking things and not Starla, right?
Bill Pardy: Really? Like you have to ask?
Wally: Whew (chuckling)!! Boy, am I glad I asked!