[BD Caption Contest] Let’s Try This Again!

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So, all the captions you guys had supplied in last week’s contest were erased when the site switched over. To make up for it, we’re doing it over – and we’re making the prizes way more awesome! They include The Divide on Blu-ray which is out 4/17 from Anchor Bay! Other prizes include “The Walking Dead” Season One on DVD and I Spit On Your Grave (1978) on Blu.

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize! We have a different prize tier this week.

First PrizeThe Divide on Blu-ray. I Spit On Your Grave (1978) on Blu-ray. The Walking Dead Season 1 on DVD.

Second PrizeThe Divide on Blu-ray. I Spit On Your Grave (1978) on Blu-ray.

Third PrizeThe Divide on Blu-ray.

Hit the jump to add your caption!

 
Source: Bloody Disgusting
  • http://www.facebook.com/josh.syvertsen Josh Syvertsen

    I’m gonna have to wear what during The Hunger Games?

  • Aaron Emery

    “Aww Starla, you and Grant make such a cute couple”

  • RuddyDisturbing

    “For the last time Ms Banks, this ISN’T Zack and Miri Make a Porno…”

  • Aaron Emery

    “Grant, I want a divorce”

  • SSx13x90

    “Man on a Ledge made how much?”

  • Blood-Sicles

    “I could’ve had a V8?”

  • indiescream

    Do you smell crickets?

    (the movie is Slither)

  • Raze55

    I though you said thats where ginese people come from?!?!

  • Billy

    who…… FARTED?!?!!!!!!!?!

  • undertaker78

    “I want a parasitic worm inside me too!”

  • undertaker78

    “It’s Miller time!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    “look Ma No Cavities!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    “its christmas time and a christmas story is on tv for 24 hrs. and im stuck in my couch… fuuuuuuuuuuuu”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    “auditions for deep throat the 2nd cumming”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    “im screaming REALLY LOUD because i just farted at the same time.”

  • wHITEz0MBIE

    “What’s in the boxes?!” fourteen (se7en x2)

  • http://www.facebook.com/buffyangel808 Ethan Steers

    “Oh my god, the swimming pool. The swimming pool! STEPHEN, THE SWIMMING POOL!”

  • LYRECORDS

    “I AM JACK DONAGHY’S WIFE GODDAMNIT!”

  • babagloom

    “They’re eating her! And then they’re going to eat me! Oh my Godddddddddd!”

  • wHITEz0MBIE

    Mal and Miri – Do Interspecies Erotica

  • babagloom

    “It’s not a pleather jacketttttttttttttttttttt!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/buffyangel808 Ethan Steers

    PG-13!?!

    NNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  • EvilDead-Deuce

    “thats… going where?!”

  • horror_geek1331

    “That’s how Mass Effect 3 ends?! Noooooo!”

  • babagloom

    The varying reactions to TMNT news.

  • babagloom

    One of these people didn’t save a bunch of money on their car insurance.

  • babagloom

    Female overreation #375

  • wHITEz0MBIE

    Rick, Otis and Andrea discover Dale must die.

  • Alabama-Sharp

    Auditioning for a part in Human Centipede 3…

  • dvdbob

    They remade ‘Night of the Creeps’ – and I’m in it – No!!!!!!

  • babagloom

    “Rudddddddddddddddddddddddd”

  • chadstephen2005

    THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!!!!

  • chadstephen2005

    Whats in the BOOOOX???!?!?!!

  • chadstephen2005

    I’ll never let go Jack…oops.

  • chadstephen2005

    How’d it get BURRRRNT?!

  • jonathan562

    Bloodydisgusting.com is shutting down forever! Noooooooooo!

  • chadstephen2005

    I can open my mouth THIS wide!

  • chadstephen2005

    Alright now if i shoot her in the head do you think she will stop screaming…

  • babagloom

    “I think I just stepped on a toad… Grossssssssssssssssssssssss!”

  • babagloom

    “That’s a cut! Take a break Elizabeth. One of you PA’s bring in the blow-up doll stand-in please.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002589256633 Logan Rogers

    “NOT IN THE ASS!!!!!!”

  • jesse gin

    did u really delete THIS WEEK’S EPISODE OF GLEE!???!!!!

  • RonJeremysWiener

    “Hey! It’s ‘I hope we never part.’ Now get it right, or pay the price!”

  • babagloom

    “I should’ve had a V-8!!!”

  • RonJeremysWiener

    “It’s my money and I need it now!”

  • Ghostface92

    “NO, NOT FACEBOOK TIMELINE! THE HORROR!!!!!”””

  • Ghostface92

    “15 Minutes could have save me HOW MUCH????”

  • RonJeremysWiener

    “Not only are we going to New Hampshire… Tom Harkin, we’re going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we’re going to California and Texas and New York! And we’re going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we’re going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House, BYAAAAAAAAAH!”

  • Danz

    “RUN FOREST, RUN!”

  • skarolla

    i’m gonna show you my O-face

  • Sick_skwerl

    Wait, Doc, I have to do WHAT with Seth Rogen in the future? While Kevin Smith watches?! NOOOOOOO!!!

  • ThunderDragoon

    “I hope I never get that fat!”

  • richbeast

    Now starla, if you just open your mouth wide enough, one of those slugs can climb on in and make you pretty like your husband Grant.

  • flashfire50

    Coming soon to your local theater…LOCKJAW GIRL: It’s a Scream

  • Black Shadow

    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!

  • babagloom

    “Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me! For me! For meeeeeeeeeeeeee!”

  • cunninsa

    Drrrrrraaaaaagggggoooooo!

  • FukO

    “Jam it in. I CAN TAKE IT!”

  • FukO

    “I LOVE ANAL! COOOOOOMMMMMME BACK!

  • Don-Corleone

    [Wilhelm Scream]

  • Don-Corleone

    ♩ ♪ ♫ “…My Heart Will Go Onnnnn…”

  • looniz1723

    “Grant…NO!! That’s Bloody Disgusting!”

  • HeavenSentCastiel

    “And don’t you EVER say it’s just PMS again!”

  • zaglewiz

    HEY BLOODY DISGUSTING READERS!!!!! PLATINUM DUNES IS GETTING BEHIND A REBOOT OF A REBOOT OF HALLOWEEN!!!!! COMMENCE BITCHING!!!

  • Malys

    Guy on the left:
    “Dude, there’s NO WAY she’ll catch that cheeto fired from a cannon!”

  • bunnyboiler

    ”That is Mahogany!”

  • BELFAST-HOOD

    ”Hey swamp thing u bring back the other sheriff’s hat now ARRRGGGHHHHHH”

  • Deadamongmen

    I can’t believe she’s actually going through with the donkey show.

  • Deadamongmen

    OOps, sorry didn’t mean to put my gun there.

  • TEDDYX

    They replaced Charlie with Ashton here too ?NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=646643034 Gavin Davies

    What in the name of all that’s holy am I STEPPING in??!

  • droppedatbirth

    “The Doctor said it’s lock-jaw…”

  • droppedatbirth

    “Alright boys, one at a time, or I start blastin!”

  • droppedatbirth

    Sindel Wins….Fatality.

  • SirStoneyOfBow

    Elizabeth Banks attempt to use the new BD forums came to a grinding halt.

  • theshape31

    “If you can toss the marshmallow in my mouth from there, you can have me. You miss, you die!”

  • wdejackson

    “Erm Starla, now is a really inappropriate time to re-enact your audition for The Voice.”

  • gwally

    “The hills are alive with the sound of music . . . “

  • twisted

    Bear Trap: The Opera

  • http://www.facebook.com/SamiRoseKowan TheLastMockingjay23

    If the serial killer is inside why the hell are you going upstairs?!?!

  • InvisiGoth

    “I want an Oompa Loompa NOW!”

  • Danz

    “RAPE MEEEEEEEE
    RAPE ME MY FRIEND”

  • Meshugganaut

    AAAAHHH FFFUCK!!, I JUST STOOD ON A BEAR TRAP!!

  • Tunchi-Romero

    “Once again mam, screaming ‘Marko’ at the top of your lungs is not going to help anyone find anything.”

  • Tunchi-Romero

    “And there goes the element of surprise.”

  • Tunchi-Romero

    “Acting!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/tim.murr1 Tim Murr

    What the hell do pigs have to do with any of this and why don’t you know what kind of sound they make and who are these two assholes?!?

  • af8dkc

    The plane… The plane….

  • tungbandit

    “SONIC BOOOOOOOOM!!!!”

  • tungbandit

    now that’s an orgasm

  • PatrickxJonathan

    THIS IS HOW LOST ENDS!?

  • PatrickxJonathan

    I JUST SAVED A TON OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE!

  • PatrickxJonathan

    *Two Girls, One Cup Reaction Video* “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

  • PatrickxJonathan

    THANKS FOR THE SPOILER ALERT, ASSHOLE!

  • jonathan562

    Officers my new neighbor is making too much noise. Oh there he is nooooo! Its Justin bieber! Why!!!!! Meeeee! God! Nooo!

  • Aaron Emery

    “GRANT I can’t believe you’re going behind my back with that 600 pound skank!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/corey.r.scales Corey Scales

    During an intense scene Elizabeth Banks realized all too late why the clerk earlier at Smoothie King urged her not to get the Prune Tsunami Surprise.

  • FleshLives

    Spit it out lady, spit it out! Let the flies go!

  • FleshLives

    World Burping Championship have a winner.

  • FleshLives

    Return of the Burping Lady: Hellmouth

  • lhcameron

    “THAT is MAHOGANY!!!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000474008088 Adam Barrette

    “NOT ANOTHER TWILIGHT MOVIE….NO MORE!!!!!!”

  • disJUSTINg

    MY BREATH STINKS BETTER THAN YOU FILTHY MONSTER!

  • strangedays8

    Bill and Wally thought they’d walked on to the wrong set when the opera started.

  • strangedays8

    “Stand back boys, imma blast ‘em with my whore-face!”

  • strangedays8

    “AWGH! How did a lego get way out here!”

  • strangedays8

    “He left he lights on! Again!”

  • strangedays8

    Grant left the lights on! Again!

  • http://www.facebook.com/derekconradreilly Derek Konrad Reilly

    Banks on the set of Zack & Miri Make A Porno 2, filming a scene in which the barrel of shotgun penetrates her anally.

  • Havok4Lyfe

    “And may the odds be ever in… OMG what the #@%! is that?!?!?”

  • purplek

    “That awkward moment when you realize that wonderfully warm sensation between your toes is you stepping on a cow patty. I told her to wear shoes.”

  • prince_moviebuff07

    so the girl with the dragon tattoo (remake) WAS NOT successful?

  • prince_moviebuff07

    Cop Says” Ms. Matthews even with a ticket the theatre cannot guarantee a good movie, i apologize sex in the city had no sex in it, BUT NO REFUNDS”.

  • babagloom

    “The cow goes mooooooooo!”

  • Slacker2387

    “Why don’t we just wear a sign that says, ‘big scary monster fodder’”

  • Slacker2387

    “It’s not as bad as it looks. Some ointment will clear that right up”

  • TkMeToYrLdr

    FUS-RO-DAH!!!

  • theoceanswillbeasblood

    “Mom always said, you hold your mouth like that for too long and it’ll get stuck like that…. slut.”

  • Whatsamovie

    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale!!!!!!

  • tdmm69

    “I am not Chelsea-fucking-Handler!”

  • http://bloodydisgusting joe banger

    Run forest run! No! That’s your name dammit! Ah hell! Better run through the jungle!

  • 6.66-per-Gallon

    STELLA!

  • adam romo

    E.T. PHOOONE HOOOOOME!!!!

  • FreddyKrueger13

    Whats in the box?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/nabaomi Billy Hawkins

    Stepping on a Lego when you’re barefoot always sucks

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000280232569 Will Schuster

    AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Grant is so OP!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000280232569 Will Schuster

    Someone just realized they left the iron on at home.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000280232569 Will Schuster

    That’s an awesome “O” face!

  • BELFAST-HOOD

    ”Bring it on i had sex with seth rogan i fear nothing, i believe in nothing I’M A NIHILIST!!!”

  • Jeremy Roberts

    I can’t believe I starred in “Meet Dave”….WHAT WAS I THINKING?!

  • Evil_Flip

    “It took them 3 hour but eventually the cops were able to find the missing blowu doll”

  • Evil_Flip

    “Wow Bill, whoever guessed we would be able to see Sexy Kylee and The Invisible Elephant preform live in our own backyard. “

  • Evil_Flip

    “It took them 3 hours but eventually the cops were able to find the missing blowup doll”

    -not blowu doll! sorry, i’m drunk, but I am watching Slither :D buhhhh

  • Evil_Flip

    “It took them 3 hours but eventually the cops were able to find the missing blowup doll”
    -not blowu doll. sorry, I’m kinda drunk and the site keeps kicking me out. But I am watching Slither now xD

  • Evil_Flip

    AAARRRRGGG it’s “It took them 3 hours but eventually the cops were able to find the missing blowup doll” sorry, I’m kinda drunk and the site keeps kicking me out!? anyways Í am watching Slither now xD

  • Evil_Flip

    AAARRRRGGG it’s “It took them 3 hours but eventually the cops were able to find the missing blowup doll” sorry, I’m kinda drunk and the site keeps kicking me out!? anyways Í am watching Slither now xD ok this is like the 5th time I’m trying to post this comment

  • mcluskyism

    Comment

  • mcluskyism

    WHAT!!! They cancelled Firefly?

  • mcluskyism

    WHAT!!! They cancelled Firefly?
    Nathan Fillion *sad face* :(

  • Evil_Flip

    wow sorry for the double post guy, my comments just didn’t show up. (and afterwards I kept seeing ome maintinance page, so I guess I just logged in at the wrong time)

  • vcoop49

    Oops! Image from the sequel to The Next Three Days contains spoiler.

  • Jmacgrath

    I have to do how many more Hunger Games movies!?!?

  • Jmacgrath

    We’re making Slither 2 now!?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000483541323 Kathleen Manganiello

    Comment

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000483541323 Kathleen Manganiello

    OMG! I forgot to put on my underwear!

  • Ricky Ortega

    “DAMMIT, I don’t have my fucking PERIOD!!!!!!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002949156059 Ricky Ricardo

    WHO PUT PISS IN MY APPLE JUICE?!!!!!!!

  • Chaz Walter

    “Wait a minute, they’re re-releasing ‘Titanic’? IN 3D!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

  • Chaz Walter

    “They’re eating her…and then they’re going to eat me! OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD!”

  • Ghostface92

    “Elizabeth didn’t take it well when we told her Titanic 3D was sold out…”

  • Dillon Latham

    What! They’re rebooting Spider Man?! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jose Vazquez

    Nooooooooo! The Titanic is Sinking again! Leeeeeoooooooo!!!!

  • Stephen N.

    HAN SHOT FIRST!!!

  • tymishu78

    Keep this giant cock away from my wide open mouth!!!!

  • Stephen N.

    The bird IS the word!!

  • Stephen N.

    SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

  • Chaz Walter

    “THIS IS SPARTA!”

  • FukO

    “My mouth isn’t open. I’m just whistling.”

  • FukO

    “I just saw Ron Jeremy naked. OH THE HORROR!”

  • FukO

    “Ok Chief Brody. I’m opening wide AAAAAAAHHH!”

  • FukO

    “Starla, now push your tongue to the side. Hold that pose.”

  • Dan Scott

    Michael Rooker’s dong is THIIIIISSSSS big!

  • Dan Scott

    BIIIIIIIGGGGG POOOOOOP!!!!!

  • mray73

    Bill Pardy: If things go well I might be showing Starla my O-face. “Oh… Oh… Oh!” Yeah, she knows what I’m talkin’ about.

  • mray73

    Bill Pardy: Uh…Starla, honey? When I said “Let’s blow this ugly alien sonofabitch away”, that’s not exactly what I had in mind.

  • Baron13

    “Billy!! Billy, I swear to God I am about to lose my patience with you! Now, put the lawnmower away and come eat dinner! Billy, I’ve brought the police! They know how to handle bad little boys! Are you listening to me???”

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    WHAT!? We’re making a Zack and Miri Sequel!

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Fuck Micheal Rooker!!!

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
    Officer: You take one more step and I’ll blow your ass hole out through your vagina.

  • MrDisgusting

    Hahahahaha omfg these are all so amazing!

  • Chaz Walter

    “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!”

  • Chaz Walter

    “GET TO THE CHOPPA’!”

  • Chaz Walter

    “Tonight on an all new episode of ‘COPS’…”

  • Chaz Walter

    …Starla’s reaction while witnessing the ‘Octomom’ give birth vaginally…

  • babagloom

    “Dohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

  • babagloom

    “Put down the guns and put some chocolate in my mouth now… I’ve had a bad day.”

  • babagloom

    “I just swallowed 2 flies and a beetle! Ohhhhh shittttttt! I think it was a dung beetle! Shitttttttttttttt!”

  • babagloom

    Elizabeth Banks’ husband, during an early morning quarrel, told Elizabeth Banks to “shut her mouth”. Elizabeth Banks refused to shut her mouth the rest of the day. Moral of the story: Elizabeth Banks does what Elizabeth Banks wants to do.

  • babagloom

    Nathan Fillion’s note to self: Elizabeth Banks sucks at bird calls and shall not go bird hunting with me again.

  • babagloom

    Elizabeth Banks; seconds before she is mauled by a panther.

  • babagloom

    This here shows how not to act when your son tells you he is gay.

  • babagloom

    If you look in the upper right hand corner, there is an out-of-focus car. Paul Rudd is in that car. He must always be within visual distance of Elizabeth Banks.

  • babagloom

    “Elizabeth. Let’s talk character. I want you to play this scene like you are a man whose lady-friend has just inserted a finger into his anus. Yes, I want surprise…but anger also. Action!”

  • TEDDYX

    What do you mean there is no more chocolate … NOOoooooo

  • babagloom

    After failing to find laughs with a Chuck Norris joke, Elizabeth Banks throws out a Charlie Sheen joke. It fails again. She realizes that these jokes are overused and better used in “memes”, which are also not very funny. With failure overwhelming her she resorts to Sam Kinison and yells out an angry “Ohh…Ohhhh…OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

  • FukO

    “Oops, I did it again!”

  • EvanDickson

    Alright everyone! Thanks for playing! Winners will be announced tomorrow morning!

    Evan

  • EvanDickson

    test

  • dondarko

    Dammit Carl!Stay in the house!

  • mray73

    Don Thompson: Hey Nathan, how did Elizabeth take the news that she’s contractually bound to make “Meet Dave 2″ and it’s been greenlit?

    Nathan: I….I’m not so sure she’s happy. You tell me.

  • mray73

    Wally: Hey Bill, just to be sure. We’re shooting at all those slug looking things and not Starla, right?

    Bill Pardy: Really? Like you have to ask?

    Wally: Whew (chuckling)!! Boy, am I glad I asked!