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[LOL] Beyoncé Forced To Give Baby To Witch Who Granted Her Fame

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The Internet’s most reliable news source (sarcasm) The Onion is reporting that Beyoncé is being forced to give up her new baby girl, Blue Ivy, to Grisora, the witch that granted her fame and success when Beyoncé was just a young girl. The RnB singer gave birth to the child a few days ago with father Jay-Z in attendance. According to the news report, Jay-Z reportedly offered the witch a room full of gold to keep her at bay. Alas, the offer was denied. It should also be noted that the witch Grisora bears a striking resemblance to the gypsy woman from Drag Me To Hell.
Seriously though, this video had me laughing quite heartily. I recommend you check it out below.



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