‘Piranha 3DD’ Proves “No Body Is Safe” With Classy New Poster!

Opening simultaneously on VOD and in limited theaters in Dimension Films’ Piranha 3DD, the John Gulager-directed sequel to Alex Aja’s bloody remake that reteams him with Feast writers Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton. What’s interesting is that there’s this perception that Dimension is somehow dumping the film, but they’ve released numerous trailers, stills, and posters. Maybe they’re just super confident in the film and want to use it to break in this new mixed distribution plan? Anyway, another poster hit today. And it’s about what you’d expect. Busty.

In the film, “After the terror unleashed on Lake Victoria in ‘Piranha 3D,’ the pre-historic school of blood thirsty piranhas are back. This time, no one is safe from the flesh eating fish as they sink their razor sharp teeth into the visitors of summer’s best attraction, The Big Wet Water Park. Christopher Lloyd reprises his role as the eccentric piranha expert with survivor Paul Scheer and a partially devoured Ving Rhames back for more fish frenzy. David Hasselhoff trades in the sandy beaches of “Baywatch” to be a celebrity lifeguard at the racy water park.

Piranha 3DD stars Gary Busey, Katrina Bowden, Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Chris Zylka and David Koechner. It surfaces at theaters and VOD on June 1st. Head inside to check out the new poster (we’ll update when it goes hi-res), I’ve also included the prior two for posterity’s sake.

Source: Bloody Disgusting
  • djblack1313

    WTF?! the Weinsteins clearly don’t like this movie. lol. all they did was take the poster (the fish in it) from Aja’s movie and photoshop (cheaply) the girl from the 1st P3DD poster but include her torso/boobs in it. i understand the Weinsteins are hurting for money/going under but they could at least put more effort into this promotion. the 2nd poster i admit is kick ass.

  • peepjerky

    @djblack1313 looking at the poster, I’m not even convinced the head and the body go together. This movie is going to be so classy! I can’t wait!

    • FleshofCaligula

      Head and body don’t go you can clearly see the skin tones are off

  • Jhanse3 (Jhanse29)

    It’s hard holding out hope for this flick to see a large anough theater release count that i’ll get to see it. TWC is a shit company.