Now on DVD and Blu-ray everywhere thanks to Fox Home Entertainment is Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis’ Machete, which stars Danny Trejo as an ass-kicking ex-Federale who lays waste to anything that gets in his path. As he takes on hitmen, vigilantes and a ruthless drug cartel, bullets fly, blades clash and the body count rises. Any way you slice it, vengeance has a new name–Machete. A new Lipton “Brisk” commercial has timed itself to the release and tells the story of Machete in stop-motion form. If only we got some animated nudity….