‘Hotel Transylvania’ Booked With Annoying Voices, Terrible Actors

I’m quickly thinking about canceling my trip to Hotel Transylvania. Never mind, I just did…

EW revealed today that Miley Cyrus will voice Dracula’s teenage daughter Mavis (pictured below). Adam Sandler is voicing the famous blood-sucker, who builds the titular resort for all manner of monsters (and their families) as a way of keeping Mavis from venturing out into the real world. Things get tricky after a regular guy (voiced by Andy Samberg) ends up at the hotel.

Among the actors playing the various horror-story creatures checking into the Hotel: Kevin James (Frank, i.e. Frankenstein), Fran Drescher (Eunice, i.e. Bride of Frankenstein), David Spade (Griffin, the Invisible Man), David Koechner (Quasimodo), Cee Lo Green (Murray the Mummy), and Steve Buscemi and Molly Shannon as a pair of werewolves with an overwhelmingly large litter.

I know where I WON’T be on September 21, 2012 — in a theater.