[BD Caption Contest] ‘Gremlins’ Blu-Ray Winners Announced, New Contest Starts Now!

First Prize – Winner is Bigfoot-Lives with “Yeah, I didn’t think Human Centipede 2 was very good either.

Second Prize – Winner is babagloom with “Billy shows Gizmo ‘2 gremlins 1 mogwai.’

Third Prize – Winner is drock85083 with “Reaction to sneak preview of ‘The Hobbit’ 48fps.

All three winners receive a Gremlins 1 & 2 Blu-ray prize pack courtesy of Warner Brothers Home Entertainment. The Gremlins Blus have an onsale street date of Tuesday, May 8th and we’ll be featuring some cool stuff from them later this week.

Winners, please DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) for the prizes. On to this week’s contest.

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

This week’s prize is a DVD/Blu-Ray Combo Pack of Darren Lynn Bousman’s Mother’s Day.

Head inside for this week’s picture!

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  • Yolanda Flores

    NO!! I wanted to shoot him!

  • Ryan Daley

    I know I’m exempt but: “Better pull these funnies over my porn boner.”

  • Ryan Daley

    Oh, dammit, wrong pic!

  • zskizzer22

    “It’s Wednesday, and you’re wearing sweats? YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!”

  • horror_geek1331

    “So what if his is bigger!”

  • horror_geek1331

    “I’m not crying dammit! Gunpowder always makes me tear up!”

  • horror_geek1331

    “I said I want a Big Mac and large fries! Not a large Sprite!”

  • horror_geek1331

    “What kind of ending IS this?! They always screw up my favorite Stephen King stories!”

  • PatrickxJonathan

    “Seriously, who fucking farted!?”

  • PatrickxJonathan

    “WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE RELEASE DATE WAS PUSHED BACK!?”

  • MadJester

    No! I want the Big Gun!

  • RonJeremysWiener

    “Diablo 3 is only coming out on PC and MAC!?!?”

  • sharknoodles

    What do you mean the McRib is gone!

  • RonJeremysWiener

    “I’M NOT AARON ECKHART!!!!!”

  • K31SH1

    “But MOMMY! I wanted to shoot you in the head!”

  • sharknoodles

    I just thought he was really quiet! ( his reaction to being sold a dead bird )

  • sharknoodles

    Am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed to say, “It’s OK, I don’t mind, I don’t mind”? Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ. 

  • sharknoodles

    But you promised me Justin Bieber tickets! WHHHHYYY!!!

  • Nonstoprocker

    KKKKKAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNN!!!!!!!

  • sharknoodles

    I want the Turbo Man action figure with the arms and legs that move and the boomerang shooter and his rock’n roller jet pack and the realistic voice activator that says 5 different phrases including, “It’s Turbo time!” Accessories sold separately. Batteries not included.

  • Nonstoprocker

    Are you there god? It’s me Thomas Jane

  • Nonstoprocker

    Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun

  • bronsonfive

    “I’m tired of you, Tyler Perry!”

  • FreddyKrueger13

    “BUT I WORE A CONDOM!!!!”

  • indiescream

    The proper reaction to seeing The Cabin in the Woods. Too perfect to live anymore.

  • lhcameron

    “Unfortunately we will NOT be renewing ‘Hung’ for a new season..”

  • Raze55

    No no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MARLY CAN’T BE DEAD!!!!!!!

  • Raze55

    Dammit Mayweather won again!

  • Raze55

    Every straight males reaction to the gay sex scenes in True Blood.

  • petefox3

    Nooooo, The Avengers cannot be sold out, Don’t make me do something stupid.

  • Mark427

    I just killed my son AND they remade Punisher without me?!?!

  • A-Devils-Reject

    Obama will never take my manly gun away from me!

  • A-Devils-Reject

    Typical reaction to hearing Nikki Minaj on the radio.

  • BornVillian

    We gotta stop Evil Dead 4!!!!

  • Mark427

    What do you mean I didn’t get called back for The Walking Dead? I’m the only one left!

  • Petsnrocks

    “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-! All the good guns are taken!”

  • babagloom

    Always offset the wimpiness of crying with the manliness of a gun.

  • babagloom

    “McDonald’s breakfast ends at 10? It’s 9:59!”

  • babagloom

    “Ok. It’s true! Ray Stevenson was better as Punisher!”

  • xxxwolf666

    Comment

  • christing

    “I told you to stop trying to get reddit karma”!

  • christing

    “You didn’t think Cabin in the Woods was the best thing ever”!?!

  • babagloom

    Ray Stevenson never cried after killing people.

  • xxxwolf666

    Thomas Jane was fired from his job as professional race-starter when he became emotionally compromised

  • babagloom

    “Serenity now!!”

  • babagloom

    “Stellaaaa!”

  • BornVillian

    I’m so frickin happy!

  • babagloom

    TJ motto #136: If you’re going to cry like a baby. Cry like the biggest baby EVER.

  • babagloom

    Seems like a reasonable reaction.

  • anthonyd1

    “No Rob Zombie! I thought you were done ruining the Halloween franchise after the first one!”

  • Blood-Sicles

    “No wire hangers… EVER!”

  • CptSpaulding135

    Another HellRaiser sequel?!?! and Doug Bradley isn’t even invovled?!?! WHY GOD WHYYYYYYY

  • BornVillian

    The face of joy that only comes from playing russian roulette

  • BornVillian

    Pancakes!!!!!

  • Eville

    “Give me my bullets back!”

  • BornVillian

    The 2012 Apocalypse: The day Justin Bieber fans got guns.

  • Eville

    “But mom! I wanna shot him!”

  • Eville

    “But the man said I can hold it mom!”

  • Eville

    “These are tears are happiness because I get to shoot you now.”

  • MadAffright

    “You mean there’s ANOTHER Twilight movie still?”

  • eyes_only510

    this is SPARTA!!

  • thesamurai

    No!! I thought broke back mountain was a horror movie no!!!!

  • Alex Brookshire

    ADRIAN!!!!!!

  • Alex Brookshire

    Now their gonna eat me! OOOOHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000519088201 Andrew Neff

    They’re making another Human Centipede????

  • Alex Brookshire

    I know what you’re thinking. Did i fire 5 shots or 6?

  • Alex Brookshire

    (Song “Janie’s got a gun” came on)

    • babagloom

      Your caption made me think of a similar caption, but I didn’t want to steal anything from you so I’ll say it as a comment to your caption. It’s not that funny, but I’d hate to win by-way of stealing.

      Thomas Janie’s got a gun.

      • babagloom

        I don’t know why I wrote “it makes me think of a similar caption”. I was probably changing what I was writing and accidently kept the leftovers. Just saying.

  • Alex Brookshire

    2 weeks later. Son take out the garbage…. oh yeah

  • Slacker2387

    Director: “What is his deal? He’s ruining the take”
    Agent: “He always does this when someone calls him Aaron Eckhart”

  • adamsa9

    “I said I wanted to play the Punisher again!!”

  • chadstephen2005

    NOT THE BEE’S!!!!!!

  • chadstephen2005

    NOOOO!!! Not a sequel to the Sweetest Thing!!!

  • chadstephen2005

    Lindsay Lohannnnnnn!!!!!!!

  • chadstephen2005

    How’d it get buuuurnt?!

  • chadstephen2005

    Its Alive! Its Alive!!!

  • chadstephen2005

    They’re all gonna laugh at you!

  • chadstephen2005

    I’m coming apart! Oh, mother of God, I’m coming apart!

  • SW1134

    SPOILER!!!

    “Noooo! Not Agent Coulson! He didn’t even get his own spin-off film!!”

  • chadstephen2005

    SNOOKI!!!!!!!!!!

  • Slampig

    Ray Stevenson!? Someone is getting one to the grill!

  • grayghost

    “The Hills are alive with the sound of gunfire”

  • J-SiN

    The result of masturbating on Viagra.

  • Keegsta

    “Bloody-Disgusting should know by now that Friday The 13th: Part 2 is the best in the franchise!”

  • Keegsta

    “Wait, I watched the cut version of A Serbian Film?!”

  • redzombielove

    Thomas Jane is…Smuckers. With a name like Smuckers, you know its gonna be good.

  • Keegsta

    “Evil Dead 4 is in the works and Raimi isn’t involved!?”

  • brandonb

    When is Hollywood gonna stop making remakes of the classic horror movies? What have they done to deserve this, huh? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO DESERVE THIS?!?!?!?!

  • InvisiGoth

    “You shut your MOUTH! Deep Blue Sea is a CLASSIC!”

  • WolfQueen

    The stupid! It burns!

  • chubbystorm

    “WHY DID U SHOW ME THE MEAT SPIN?!?!?”

  • Tarkin

    maybe role-playing Deer Hunter was a bad idea.

  • Tarkin

    KHAN!!!!

  • Tarkin

    After watching yet another trailer for a horror remake…

    “O pardon me, thou bleeding piece of film,
    That I am meek and gentle with these butchers.
    Thou art the ruins of the noblest filmmakers
    That ever livèd in the tide of cinema.
    Woe to the hand that shed this costly celluloid!
    Over thy wounds now do I prophesy
    (Which like dumb mouths do ope their ruby lips
    To beg the voice and utterance of my tongue)
    A curse shall light upon the limbs of men;
    Domestic fury and fierce civil strife
    Shall cumber all the parts of Hollywood;
    Blood and destruction shall be so in use
    And dreadful objects so familiar
    That producers shall but smile when they behold
    Their productions quartered with the hands of war,
    All pity choked with custom of fell deeds;
    And Kubrick’s spirit, ranging for revenge,
    With Welles by his side come hot from hell,
    Shall in these confines with a monarch’s voice
    Cry “Havoc!” and let slip the dogs of war,
    That this foul deed shall smell above the cinema
    With carrion film, groaning for burial.”

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    “I hate L.A. traffic!!!”

  • sharknoodles

    I could’ve been a contender!!

  • sharknoodles

    Even after all these years Elliot still misses his E.T.

  • sharknoodles

    What do you mean I didn’t win Gremlins 1&2 on bluray!

  • sharknoodles

    You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

  • Raze55

    MY WIFE IS MAKING ME WATCH JERSEYLICIOUS!!!!!

  • Raze55

    He must have found out there is going to be a Cannibal Holocaust remake.

  • Raze55

    I HAVE TO GET 867-5309 OUT OF MY HEAD!

  • sharknoodles

    Everybody has the same reaction to the lack of progress to get the Bioshock movie made!

  • ApocalypseInNineEight

    “Hot girls do NOT have problems too!”

  • staindFAN

    “Hung is being cancelled?”

  • ApocalypseInNineEight

    “OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY’RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!”

  • ApocalypseInNineEight

    “What a MIST-ake that was!”

  • staindFAN

    ” There’s a chance Boogie Nights might get remade?”

  • ApocalypseInNineEight

    “This is the LAST time we see Yogi Bear at the drive-in!!”

  • Mueller531

    WHY?!?! Why for the love of god would you give Ghost Rider a second movie?

  • Mueller531

    For the last time, STOP CHANGING THE ORIGINAL STAR WARS MOVIES

  • bub4president2012

    I gotta wait how many days for a permit !?!?!?

  • bub4president2012

    I forgot to add the fabric softener !!!!!!

  • silencemustfall

    “Its the small business man that always, always, ALWAYS gets it in the ass.”

  • bub4president2012

    Why are interdimensional beings always so damn phallic !?!?!

  • canneryrowdoc

    “You’re lucky he even directs for YOU BASTARDS! LEAVE UWE BOLL ALLOOOOONNNEEEE!!!”

  • EmNzY

    Who took the last Pepsi?

  • TSchiefer

    *Average Buffalo Bills fan reaction after losing their 4th straight Super Bowl*

  • EmNzY

    I could’ve had a V8

  • allmyfriendsaredead

    PLEASE do not remake Poltergeist PLEASE

  • Mueller531

    “stop making fun of my Punisher”

  • Deadamongmen

    when I look over at Luis in one brief flashing moment his head looks like a talking vagina and it scares the bejesus out of me

  • Deadamongmen

    One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats.

  • mtc_nyc

    I said I’m DONE with you, Sergio! You treat me like a ragdoll.

  • thebogeymaniscoming

    “DUMBLEDOOOOOOOOOORE!”

  • Keegsta

    “OVER NINE THOUSAND!”

  • Keegsta

    “I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!”

  • Keegsta

    “You mean The Woman is a sequel to something?!”

  • Keegsta

    “Ruggero Deodato’s companion piece to Cannibal Holocaust IS NOT HAPPENING!?”

  • Laugh Riot

    FOR THE LAST TIME THE GUN IS MINE!!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    The voices in my head scream COOOWBELLLLLL!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    GODDAMMIT ITS A BB GUN!!!!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    This doesn’t smell like TEEEEENNNNN SPPPPIIRRRRTTTTT!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    I told you this would happen if your asses kept saying KNOCK, KNOCK when I’m the one who started the DAMN JOKE!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    What do you mean Wally World is CLOSED FOR REPAIRS!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    I AM THE RUSSIAN ROULETTE CHAMPION!!!!

  • zaglewiz

    THEY’RE REMAKING A SEQUEL AND A REBOOT OF EVIL DEAD!!!!

  • ilovejohncarpenter

    Adam Sandler has a new movie coming out? NOOOOO!!!!!!

  • Ewpert

    FIRST SHE’S A DRUGGIE THEN SHE’S CLEAN, THEN SHE’S IN JAIL AGAIN! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP TRACK OF WHERE LINDSAY LOHAN IS RIGHT NOW??!!

  • Ewpert

    HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHY NETFLIX KEEPS WANTING TO REVIVE TERRIBLE SHOWS!!??

  • ilovejohncarpenter

    Octomom is doing porn? NOOOOOO!!!!!

  • brothelcopter47

    LOUD NOISES!!!!!

  • brothelcopter47

    One Direction just came on the radio.

  • MaxTorque

    “MY HEART…..I said SING!…..WILL GOO OOOOOOONNNNNNNN….”

  • nahdontthinkso

    “My son’s a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son!”

  • Special-Creature

    “If I don’t win this caption contest–It’s game over, man!!!”

  • Special-Creature

    “I really wanted those Gremlins blu-rays!!!”

  • Special-Creature

    “It’s OK. There’s only one more Twilight movie and then it’s all over. Put-the-gun-down.”

  • TheGonzoJoint

    “For America!”

  • taporsnap

    “i never win anything”

  • Rockermark

    FFS George, Stop altering Star Wars… I Mean It!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=646643034 Gavin Davies

    They’re remaking American Werewolf in London? THEY SHALL NOT PASS!

  • MAD_Z

    NO, I DUDDITS!!!!!!!!!

  • SilentDark

    “This movie is THAT bad.”

  • SilentDark

    “Those fat-free chips DO cause anal leakage!”

  • Rika-Hack

    AND THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE DONT SHUT THE F@#K UP IN THE THEATER!

  • goasklucy

    I’m sorry, Mr. Englund, it’s for the best…

  • Ryan Dineen

    “I’ve abandoned my child! I’ve abandoned my child! I’ve abandoned my boy!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/BarryBrian Barry Brian

    Nobody told me this was a remake!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/BarryBrian Barry Brian

    This is based on a Stephen King novel?? Nooooo…..!

  • Ryan Dineen

    Thomas Jane upon hearing Aaron Eckhart was cast as Cal McDonald in the upcoming film version of Criminal Macabre.

  • Ranon1313

    Sadly, he is once again reminded of how small his penis is.

  • Ranon1313

    “Why God? Why‘s mine small and shooting blanks?”

  • Ranon1313

    He is reading very small fine print.

  • Ranon1313

    With a finger up his butt, the stranger behind him performs a very thorough prostate exam. He later found out he wasn’t a doctor.

  • Ranon1313

    He was about to do his Dirty Harry impression when someone unfortunately broke wind.

  • yatesey79

    I’m sorry Thomas, we just don’t see a point to doing “The Sweetest Thing 2”.

  • yatesey79

    Really? You were in Boogie Nights? Were you the fat dude that tries making out with Mark Wahlberg?

  • Krea

    As the radio plays, “It’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to,
    cry if I want to, cry if I want to, you would cry too if it happened to you”

  • Ranon1313

    He was mister big shot with a gun in hand, but he was single-handedly defeated with a kick to his nut sack.

  • Ranon1313

    He ran out of bullets, so he started to use his male Banshee powers to defeat his foe.

  • Ranon1313

    A little girl stares at the gun-wielding man off screen and says, “Seriously…are you serious…really…for real, honestly…you going to cry…you going to cry wike a wittle baby…a wittle poopy baby…seriously…you got to be kidding me.

  • Ranon1313

    Last night he had chili cheese fries, 4 tacos, a double double cheese burger, vodka, beer, and a can of baked beans…you figure out what is happening here.

  • re_bleached

    Why did I do Mutant Chronicles! WHY!!!!!!!!!!! BLAM!!!

  • re_bleached

    Payton Manning is no longer a Colt?!?!?! BANG!!!

  • Nabe666

    ME SO HORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    They’re rebooting the Punisher and replacing you with a shittier actor. And you’ve been cast in a bland HBO show where you get to bang tons of chicks including Jane Adams.

  • bambi_lives8980

    Did I really just DO that?! I’ll bet some of YOU guys are PISSED!

  • alienxphile

    What do you mean I missed the extra scenes at the end of The Avengers!? I don’t want to live!! I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE!!!

  • BattleRoyale4eva

    “THEY GREEN LIT THE BATTLE ROYALE REMAKE!!!!!”

  • alienxphile

    If they make one more ‘reality’ show based in Jersey I WILL pull the trigger!

  • alienxphile

    Step away from the typewriter Stephanie Meyer!!!!

  • alienxphile

    COBRA!!! (G.I. Joe reference)

  • alienxphile

    A DINGO ATE MY BABY!

  • alienxphile

    DORA! BEHIND YOU!! SWIPER NO SWIPING!!! SWIPER NO SWIPING!!!! SWIPER NO SWIPING!!!!!

  • BELFAST-HOOD

    5 of these bullets are going in that justin bieber cd and the last ones going through my head

  • spiralout46n2

    “…I believe in a thing called LOOOOVVVVEEEEEE!!!!”

  • Fetus-in-Fetu

    Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! i just came from the grocery store and I forgot the twinkies!!!

  • BornVillian

    Bubble, Pop, Electric. Uh-oh in the backseat.

  • Davin

    AHHH AHHHH AHHHH CHOOO

  • zombieslayer40

    What do you mean they’re not serving shamrock shakes anymore?!

  • davidbleezy

    If I hear another Adele song on this radio I’ll blow my brains out!

  • davidbleezy

    He’s mad someone called shotgun.

  • davidbleezy

    “What happened to Saturday morning cartoons?!”

  • davidbleezy

    “If I have to pull this car over one more time!”

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Where’s the beef!!???

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    I WANT MY BIG-UNS!!!

  • alienxphile

    – Oh my God! They killed Kenny!

    – YOU BASTARDS!

  • Laugh Riot

    Wouldn’t you do the same thing if your son admitted his mom used to be his dad and had proof….. WOULDN’T YOU…..

  • Laugh Riot

    KEEP HONKING I’M RELOADING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    WHY DO WE HURT THE ONES WE LOVE!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Comment

    • Laugh Riot

      The cult we’re a part of ran out of punch. WHAT ELSE COULD I DO!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Why wont she text me back!!!

  • babagloom

    I thought this was Gorillas in the Mist! WHERE ARE THE GORILLAS?!

  • babagloom

    Should’ve been breastfed longer.

  • babagloom

    “Why wasn’t I invited to the gala? George Clooney never invites me to anything! Waaaaaaaaaa!”

  • babagloom

    Thomas Jane. Pussy.

  • babagloom

    Tom Hanks – “There’s no crying in baseball.”
    Thomas Jane pulls out gun.
    Tom Hanks – “Feel free to cry.”

  • babagloom

    “Why didn’t more people see Dark Country?!”

  • babagloom

    “I was in Mutant Chronicles!”

  • babagloom

    Thomas Jane suddenly realizes he’s not in the movie adaptation of the popular computer game Myst and screams “Where are the puzzles!?”

  • babagloom

    “Kurt Russell isn’t in Django Unchained anymore!”

  • babagloom

    Big penis, small gun.

  • babagloom

    “I am underrated!”

  • babagloom

    Real men don’t cry. They simply pee out their eye holes.

  • babagloom

    Still crying from the end of Ghost.

  • babagloom

    “I voted for Bush!”

  • babagloom

    A sensitive man…with a gun.

  • babagloom

    Maurice Sendak is dead? So I’m stuck reading “Hello Moon” style stories to my kids? FML

  • darkrequiem1134

    It’s Over Nine THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!

  • davidbleezy

    “You told me it was gluten free!”

  • babagloom

    WAAAAAAAAZZZZZUPPPPPPP

  • EvanDickson

    Great job guys! Announcing the winner soon!

  • tpg17

    “You threw my POT away”