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[BD Caption Contest] You Guys Are Really Bringing It Now! New Contest Announced!

Holy cow guys! I really regret only offering one prize last week because all of you stepped up your game! In P90X terms, “you brought it!” I has such a hard time choosing. Sadly – there can be only one winner for last week’s contest.

First Prize – Winner is xxxwolf666 with “Thomas Jane was fired from his job as professional race-starter when he became emotionally compromised.” They win a DVD/Blu-Ray Combo Pack of Darren Lynn Bousman’s Mother’s Day. xxxwolf666, please DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) for the prize. On to this week’s contest.

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

This weeks prizes are:

First Prize Blu-ray Copy Of The Mimic Trilogy.

Second Prize Blu-ray Copy Of The Devil Inside.

Head inside for this week’s picture!

Source: Bloody Disgusting
  • TheGonzoJoint

    “Just saw The Avengers.”

    “And it was better than expected!”

    • dan williams

      Jack Nickelson’s lost auditon footage as Jess Weixler’s body double for “Teeth”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1657507951 HorrorGeek333

    “Oh really? You thought Heath Ledger was a better Joker? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (joker laugh)

  • sharknoodles

    The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!!!!

  • Slacker2387

    “Who’s the pretty girl in the mirror there!”

  • sharknoodles

    BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you’re down here with us, you’ll float too!

  • tungbandit

    this just in: jack nicholson to star in the remake of “Home Alone”

  • sharknoodles

    Kiss me, fat boy!

  • Walsh79

    Jacks reaction to 2 guys 1 horse

  • sharknoodles

    I feel pretty, 
    Oh, so pretty, 
    I feel pretty and witty and bright! 
    And I pity 
    Any girl who isn’t me tonight.

  • chubbystorm

    This is my “O” face

  • sharknoodles

    I’m the king of the world!

  • sharknoodles

    Tell Steven Weber to kiss my ASS!!!!!

    • re_bleached

      What’s a snookie?

  • sharknoodles

    Avengers… Avengers… Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a team dressed up in ridiculous outfits gets all of the box office? This town needs an enema!

  • Cozen

    Bartender: So Jack, what’ll it be?
    Jack: I’ll just have a drizzle of ‘Olive Oyl’

  • Nabe666

    Is that crazy enough for ya’? Want me to take a shit on the floor?

  • sharknoodles

    I gotta feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night
    That tonight’s gonna be a good night
    That tonight’s gonna be a good good night

  • deadlogik

    “BOOM, and there goes the dynamite!”

  • K31SH1

    Jack Torrance, after watching A Serbian Film.

  • sharknoodles

    Welcome to Chuck E. Cheese! Please follow me to your table!

  • sharknoodles

    I’m a Toys ‘r Us Kid!

  • sharknoodles

    Kiss my ass with this Spongebob crap! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is and always be the superior children’s cartoon!

  • sharknoodles

    You posted a pic of Thomas Jane before me, The Great Jack Nicholson? How dare you!

  • TheyLiveInTheWalls

    And you thought RP McMurphy was crazy!

  • TheyLiveInTheWalls

    I just saved 15% or more on car insurance!

  • TheyLiveInTheWalls

    Did I get nominated for an Oscar?

  • sharknoodles

    Don’t you wanna give your son a hug on Mother’s Day, mom?

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.bergen.35 Legion922

    “Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?”

  • BELFAST-HOOD

    ”YOU’RE GONNA KILL THAT POOR WOMAN?”
    ”FUCK IT DUDE LETS GO BOWLING”

  • xevirus

    Flapjacks!

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    Her name is Wendy. Yea, I don’t know what I was thinking about when I married her.

  • jaimemg23

    OMG i cant believe its not butter

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    “Do you see Wendy, if you go to the dentist your teeth can be as nice as mine”.

  • WolfQueen

    Well, hi there. Welcome to my happy place.

  • Matt-Macabre

    I CAN’T FEEL MY FACE #cocaine

  • Lucksaw

    Hodor!

  • hcrge

    “Do you think I need Colgate?”

  • pyrepunk

    I don’t know what you mean by fake moon landing Lloyd!

  • falcogamer

    The hotel just wanted a good picture of itself for the latest brochure. Unfortunately its newest caretaker had a bit of a silly side.

  • secretsquirrely

    I don’t even know what I’m doing!

  • falcogamer

    Grady: Jack, please! We need at least one good photo. For Danny.

  • silencemustfall

    “I’m ready for my Money Shot Mr Demille.”

  • Laststop

    WOW!!! Having this chick’s mouth sewn to my ass don’t feel as bad as it looked in that movie!!!!

  • V0dka4aRussian

    I’m tripping balls man!

  • http://www.facebook.com/cschuld1 Carter Schuld

    “I laugh at this years Academy Awards nominations!”

  • indiescream

    His reaction to thinking about his tub scene with Kathy Bates. he just can’t take “Misery” seriously anymore.

  • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.schiffer Chris-Rand Schiffer

    OMG MOMMY IT’S THE WIGGLES! I WANNA GO!

  • Alex Brookshire

    Posing for pictures makes Jack an odd boy

  • Alex Brookshire

    What the hell is that bear doing

  • Alex Brookshire

    Hey Lloyd, can you guess my next film

  • Chris Deon

    Wait…so you aren’t my sister?

  • Bigfoot-Lives

    I can’t believe you fell for it!

  • Bigfoot-Lives

    I’m wasted!

  • Bigfoot-Lives

    Did they pay you to screw that bear?

  • Chris Deon

    I have a lot of vanity.

  • taporsnap

    did you enjoy that?

  • PapiRico

    Look MA! I’m ontop of the World!

  • jstalte

    I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!

  • alienxphile

    . . . I like the Tin Man

  • alienxphile

    I like your face! May I . . . try it on?

  • alienxphile

    Stickers and ponies and myspace.com!!!

  • alienxphile

    I’m cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!

  • Laugh Riot

    Push honey push honey I can see the heads twins girls FUCK!!!! Leave the room…

    • Laugh Riot

      leaves the room

  • Laugh Riot

    I wanna rock and roll all night!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    The female orgasm I’ve discovered it!!!

  • indio

    What do you mean the only beer you serve is Zima !

  • Raze55

    Now I’m just somebody that you used to know!

  • Raze55

    I’m gonna do what with Kathy Bates in a hotub in the future.

  • indio

    Sir I am Jack F***ing Nicholson not Michael Ironside

  • Raze55

    What you don’t know is that he’s watching Pound Puppies.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=646643034 Gavin Davies

    I had some of Hopper’s Acid from Easy Rider left over…sweeeeeeet…

  • indio

    I was in Tommy and Little Shop Of Horrors I got this karaoke trophy in the bag.

  • Laugh Riot

    No I don’t have a degree in business I just stayed at a holiday inn express last night!

  • Raze55

    I boned Aunt Bea While i was on The Andy Griffith Show…Opie watched.

  • mclaren1990

    Jack was astounded at the prices for the Overlook Hotel mini-bar, the Bates Motel prices are much cheaper

  • http://www.facebook.com/jimathomas Jim Thomas

    “Mixing Ambien, ExLax, and Viagra might not have been a good idea!”

  • re_bleached

    Jack…your not the father.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jimathomas Jim Thomas

    HAHAHA! Whoo… that Schindler dude is a RIOT!

  • Laugh Riot

    He wasn’t expecting a prostate exam when the doctor told him to say AHHH….

  • http://www.facebook.com/jimathomas Jim Thomas

    “I didn’t know it would go ALL the way in!!!”

  • re_bleached

    MTV stands for “Music” television? Hahahahaha!

  • Laugh Riot

    Lockjaw dammit Lockjaw!

  • flesheater24

    Great news, my wife just died. By me.

  • flesheater24

    Come join me for my new class BJ 101. With me Jack As I teach you the wonders of giving head. Open to men and women.

  • flesheater24

    So this is the face everybody makes when watching american idol?

  • flesheater24

    Hey If you go to Jack’s Youtube page you can listen to him sing Shiny Happy People

  • Laugh Riot

    Everyone has a little captain in them and sometimes they have a little too much… Drink Responsibly

  • Laugh Riot

    Can you say happy hour I SAID CAN YOU SAY HAPPY HOUR MOTHER FUCKER!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    I don’t often drink but when I do I scare my family.

  • A_Farewell_To_Arms

    And I says to the guy I says ….

  • tomydoyle

    Live from New York, it’s Saturday night!!!

  • jordan

    “wanna hear the most annoying sound ever? ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn”

  • tomydoyle

    Down to the ground…….cocaine!

  • jordan

    me-”hey jack!? do i have a small penise?”

    jack-”hahahahahahahahahahahaha”

    me-”so…that a yes or no?”

    jack-”hahahahahahahahahaha”

  • tomydoyle

    The Walking Dead is amazing!

  • tomydoyle

    They are remaking what?

  • jordan

    “i had sex with the old lady in the tub! yahhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

  • spiralout46n2

    “Okay Jack, that was perfect. Really feeling the terror in your acting, but this time, I want you to do it happier and with your mouth open.”

  • sawfan3

    One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest: The Lost Tapes

  • TSchiefer

    *Nicholson’s picture message reply to being offered a role in the ‘Twilight’ series*

  • katakhom

    This is Bob. He just received his free trial of Enzyte male enhancement supplements.

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Even Jack Nicholson thinks Evans shitty winner picks are insane!

  • mikeknowskarate

    yeeeaaaa. i remember the first time i was introduced to mason moore’s talent also.

  • http://www.facebook.com/andrew.halsey.98 Andrew Halsey

    Runner-up gets The Devil Inside?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • undertaker78

    Beer and Viagra don’t mix!

  • undertaker78

    “I still believe in Global Warming. Do you?”

  • undertaker78

    Oops, I’m Canadian. Don’t pick me.

  • JMza

    “Oh SHIT, I remember now!! Freeway! The Dog from Hart to Hart was named Freeway!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1504852851 Max Dayhoff

    So these are the winning captions…HA

  • MichaelVoorhees

    “Iiiiiiiiiii….f your happy and you know it clap your hands.”

  • MichaelVoorhees

    “Iiiiiii…f you’re crazy and you know it kill your wife.”

  • thebogeymaniscoming

    “I’m a Goofy Goober YEAH!”

  • thebogeymaniscoming

    “AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!”

  • doctrina

    the 1.st picture from the movie mist a very good movie. This picture view inside the car after a shoot out comes to the end of the movie.

  • J-SiN

    I love you,
    You love me,
    We’re a happy family…

  • rubys-mother

    Jack’s back as the new Mr. Rogers.

  • rubys-mother

    Jack Nicholsen as the new face of Colorado’s Department of Tourism.

  • TEDDYX

    I just have a V-8 …

  • MiniJ83

    “Mooooooonnnnn river!”

    (Fletch)

  • Ewpert

    Even Jack Nicholson gets excited when his hotel room has free porn.

  • mav07

    “PHIL, HEY PHIL?…….PHILL CONNORS I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU…………………….NED, NED RYERSON!”

  • russellg79

    You’re shitting me… A SEQUEL TO THE SHINING?!?

  • russellg79

    Somebody just turned their frown upside down.

  • re_bleached

    …Then I showed her my “O” face…

  • Benatar01

    “How many times did I tell you, your face would stay like that!”

  • Benatar01

    “And they said I couldn’t sing, much less carry a tune… LAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…”

  • davidbleezy

    Open mouth. Insert penis.

  • davidbleezy

    He just opened his X-mas present to find an N64.

  • davidbleezy

    Jack’s gay face.

  • davidbleezy

    There a ghost behind him giving him a reach-around.

  • davidbleezy

    He’s laughing at the guy crying with the gun.

  • davidbleezy

    Auditioning for the Joker

  • davidbleezy

    buuuurrrrrrppppp!

  • davidbleezy

    fart! Thank you Jesus!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    oh my what a lovely bunch of coconuts

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    Smile Your On Candid Camera!

  • RonJeremysWiener

    The moment immediately following the bartender telling Jack that we will someday have a female president…

  • Benatar01

    “That’s called a uvula Jack,…Everybody’s got one.”

  • Benatar01

    “Now, there’s nothing wrong with a little French Kissing between friends.”

  • Benatar01

    “I have a cavity that could use some filling.” Wink-wink.

  • Shadowsfallite

    First you put on the bear suit, then you do this…

  • Benatar01

    “What?… You mean all this time I’ve been holding a conversation with a screen capture from a movie?” Are you serious?… That’s f**ked-up.”

  • Sicko-Warden

    So when they asked me to play Dick Tracy, I said to the guys – listen, guys, I’d be more than happy to play Dick, but only if Tracy’s a married woman… HA!

  • mdjm98

    So…What do you call the act?

    The ARISTOCRATS!!!!

  • mdjm98

    HOOOOAH!!!! Wait, that’s Pacino’s line. HAOOOOH!!!!! See what I did there.

  • bronsonfive

    “The Mimic Trilogy? Who in their right mind would try to win this?”

  • Special-Creature

    “Life’s a happy song–when there’s someone by your side to sing along…”

  • Special-Creature

    Jack Nicholson auditions for Glee.

  • Slampig

    “Rectum, almost KILLED him!”

  • RuddyDisturbing

    “And then I swapped Heath’s sleeping tablets for Cyanide…”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1446053163 Troy Foote

    Jack sings the hits – Today he croons Justin Bieber’s hit “Baby”(featuring Ludacris) as Ludacris!

  • Evan3

    “See mom, I told you I didn’t get that tongue ring (yet)”

  • Saturns-Monolith

    Jack, that guy just said your wife was pretty!

  • Pulagatha

    “Seriously, Jack, Is this how you feel about the movie’s family appeal?”

  • artjustin

    Excuse me Lloyd, where’s Johnny?

  • http://www.facebook.com/striforce Tomache Vargas

    “I Said, I’m not gonna hurt ya….IM JUST GONNA BASH YOUR BRAINS IN.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/striforce Tomache Vargas

    “Hello Neighbor”

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.waldron.121 James Waldron

    Yall’ need ta’ HIDE’JA kiiiids, and hide’ja yo wives, causejackbekillineverybody out here.

  • Fetus-in-Fetu

    Ha Ha! I just soiled my drawers!

  • davidbleezy

    Jack’s reaction after hearing President Obama announce that he supports gay marriage

  • davidbleezy

    Looks like Jack got the happy ending Travolta was asking for.

  • davidbleezy

    Here’s Johnny!

  • davidbleezy

    Catching Flys

    • davidbleezy

      Flies

  • sixxer

    “I’m Just One Big F*cking Ray of Sunshine, aren’t I?!”

  • InvisiGoth

    “Because I’m good enough…I’m smart enough…and doggonit, people like me!”

  • Magikarp

    Error 37 and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

  • davidbleezy

    “I’m so high right now!”

  • davidbleezy

    “I’m trying to suck my own d*ck, but I can’t reach!”

  • davidbleezy

    “You can’t handle the truth!”

  • BornVillian

    There is an Anger Management tv show and they didnt ask me to join?

  • BornVillian

    Cocaine is a helluva drug

  • BornVillian

    My wife and kid bought the act! I’m a free man!!!

  • BornVillian

    Writers block. It happens to the best of us.

  • BornVillian

    I’m…so…angry

  • BornVillian

    You wouldn’t like me when “i’m all work and no play”

  • Trixxxster

    Enzyte: the effective, reliable way to natural male enhancement!

  • EvanDickson

    great work guys! Contest is now closed and I will announce the winner tomorrow!

  • purplek

    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I’m going to kill my family HAHAHAAAAAAAA!

  • babagloom

    Still winning!

    • babagloom

      Ugh…can’t believe my only attempt here was a Charlie Sheen reference.

  • babagloom

    Oops, too late. Honestly, I couldn’t think of any good captions for that picture. It’s kinda sad. I miss that Jack Nicholson.

  • babagloom

    Can you preface all contests from now on with a “No ‘I should’ve had a v-8′ policy”? I think it’s an overused card that should be taken out of the deck. According to these caption contests, we should all be drinking V-8. Yes, more vegetables in our diet is a good thing, but in my opinion, V-8 juice is not the best option. It has a buttload of sodium in it. It’s better to eat fresh vegetables, or to juice them yourself, rather than to buy a processed canned drink. Rather than writing “Should’ve had a V-8″, we should be writing “Should’ve eaten healthy and exercised properly.”

    • EvanDickson

      I think I need to add a no “two girls one cup” policy. The best jokes in that vein have already been done.

      • babagloom

        YES. And “O face”.

  • babagloom

    I’d prefer “Where’s the beef?” over “Should’ve had a v-8!”

  • babagloom

    “Wazzzzzzzzzzzup!” is even better. Slightly less shitty at least.

  • babagloom

    If the next picture is of a man wasting away from scurvy, “should’ve had a v-8″ is acceptable.

    • babagloom

      Or an orange.

  • sixxer

    Surprised no one said smile where you got it last Jack.

  • slashley

    The eyes are the window to the soul(while laughing maniacally)

  • slashley

    I fell into the burning ring of fire, went down down down and the flames went higher and it burns burns burns, the ring of fire.

  • tpg17

    “You want me to be on Dancing with the STARS???”