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[WTF] Convert Your Cremated Remains Into Vinyl Records For Your Loved Ones

Alright, I’m gonna chalk this story up as one of the more crazy yet awesome things I’ve read. And Vinyly is a company that will take your cremated remains and mix the ashes into vinyl records (up to 30) with whatever choice of music you desire. These vinyl records are then given to friends, relatives, enemies, whomever you so desire after they are completed. However, this process is NOT cheap. Packages start at £3000, which is just over $4,700, and this only allows for a total of 24 minutes (12 minutes per side). The company also doesn’t assume responsibility for any copywritten material that is submitted.

Personally, I think this is a very creepy yet awesome idea. On top of being able to give people a taste of your personal favorite/most important music, can you imagine the horror movie plots that could come from this? Poster tagline right here: “She thought she’d hear his soul. She never expected to fight for her own.”

What about you readers? Would you do this?



  • Adam Dodd

    When I die I want to be cremated and my ashes placed inside a Dorito Taco Loco. Then I want the entire BD staff to get together and each take a bite out of the taco. If you run out of taco, the last person to take a bite has to feed the next person in line baby bird style until everyone has a mouthful. Then everyone has to wash it down with some Mountain Dew: Pitch Black, sharing from the same bottle, of course. If you run out of Dew, well, you know what to do.

    • Jonathan Barkan

      Adam, you are a twisted, depraved individual. Also, I get the first bite.

  • Moses-Fears

    I’m wearing those headphones right now 😀 there the Grado 225i

  • PeteyHalfSox

    When I die, Bury me in smoke!

  • zaglewiz

    When I die I wanna be stuffed, and sat on the couch to remind my wife of our wedding vows. After that I wanna see be appraised and sold to the highest bidder.

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