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Have A Laugh: How To Bake Cookies “Heavy Metal” Style

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It’s Thursday and that means it’s almost the weekend. Man, I can practically TASTE the opportunity to sit back and relax! You know what it tastes like? Cookies. That’s right, I said it. Cookies. But how does a man who is into heavy metal, such as myself, go about baking up some cookies? After all, I’m too busy being METAL AS F*CK to open up a cookbook and sort this dilemma out.

But wait a moment. What’s this? Is this…IT IS! It’s a step-by-step instructional comic that shows how I can both bake some cookies AND be totally heavy metal! No interrupting the lifestyle for me! Check out this badboy below and get to baking, my fellow metal heads!

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