[BD Caption Contest] The Cave Dwelling Edition!

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Sorry it took so long to get another one of these up – the page was just so busy with Comic-Con stuff. We’re now back to our regular schedule. The First Prize winner this week is CoreyJ (please DM me your US mailing address ro receive your Mystery Prize).

Also – one thing you guys should keep in mind is to have the language move as if it’s a cartoon panel, from left to right. If there are two characters in a shot, and you want both of them to have a line, then you must start with the character on the left. If you only want one character to speak it doesn’t really matter.

Head inside to see the runner-up and to start this week’s contest!

Our runner up is Marques Cremeans. Sadly we can’t provide a prize for runner-up this week. Now, on to this week’s contest!

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

First Prize is another MYSTERY PRIZE grab-bag of DVDs and/or Blu-rays..

Source: Bloody Disgusting
  • Raze55

    Having one of those heavy flow days?

  • frankstark

    she had her V8 today

  • Sethal

    “The Blue Man Group don’t have shit on me!”

  • Bkhong

    IT’S COMING OUT OF ME LIKE LAVA!!!!!!!!!

  • Alex Brookshire

    I’ve had enough of these mother f*ckin monsters, in this mother f*ckin cave

  • Alex Brookshire

    We’re gonna need a bigger tampon

  • ronniedobbs

    Damn you… Kool-Aid Man!!!

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    I am woman. Hear me roar!

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Why can’t I paint happy trees like Bob Ross??!!!

  • Jesterhead616

    ‘You’ve got red on you’

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    NOW GET IN THE PIT AND TRY TO LOVE SOMEONE!
    Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggitty….

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    I got blood on my face! I’m a big disgrace!

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    MY NAME IS KKKIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • DDexGaige

    I can’t believe my hair is ruined! I was going out later.

  • secretsquirrely

    I….have…the POWERRRRRRRR!!!

  • Jesterhead616

    “Ok, so its a movie?…Errr…Carrie?”

    (When Charades go too far)

  • frankstark

    this is not texas chainsaw massacre

  • mcluskyism

    Horror Movie Bukkake

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    We get it bitch, you hate men.

  • purplek

    [Insert Howie Scream Here] YOURAAGH!

  • Bkhong

    STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Blood in. Blood out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ErnieT0770 Ernie Trinidad

    NO! I said it says “The Castle Aaaaaaagggggggghhhhh!!!!”

  • REmake

    Damnit Christopher Nolan! Robin’s name isn’t actually Robin!

  • PatrickxJonathan

    Bleeds For a week, complains about cramps. Stuck in a cave colored in blood, no complaints.

  • thecontagion

    So this is what they consider heavy flow

  • Belokk

    I’m on a drug . . . It’s called Charlie Sheen.

  • Mattallica

    WORST PERIOD EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    (this may be too long)

    When your cable goes out you get bored. And when you get bored you decide to go spelunking with your friends…

    …Don’t get eaten by monsters and switch to DirecTV.

  • thexhour

    We’ve got good news, you star in Descent 2!

    Nooooooo!!!!!!!!

  • thexhour

    If you want to be in The Avengers

    You gotta do better than that!

  • thexhour

    If you don’t stop crying….

    …We’ll make a Descent Part III

  • FreddyKrueger13

    THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • FreddyKrueger13

    TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • Mattallica

    I am so writing a letter to TAMPAX!!!

  • Eville

    I fucken hate this time of the month!!!

  • Eville

    Ahhhh! I just got slimed!

  • Eville

    It fucken sneezed on me!

  • http://www.facebook.com/noah.schwartzer schwano

    You’ve got red on you.

  • Joe-Banger

    Oh GOD! You are doing it all wrong!… Oral sex is not supposed to be painful!!

  • Belokk

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

  • markajacoby

    Not another political ad!

  • markajacoby

    Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson? Together? YESSSSSS!

  • joesey

    Another Bloody Disgusting Selects movie? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Joe-Banger

    What?! Wrong film?! What do you mean this is not the movie set for The Lords Of Salem?!

  • Alabama-Sharp

    i AM Carrie White!

  • mray73

    This… is…MENSTRUAL!!!

  • mray73

    That must be a pretty massive head wound there, Harry.

  • mray73

    Coming to your local Bed, Bath, and Beyond this fall: ‘Lady Báthory’ bath tubs and jacuzzis. For a clean so refreshing and rejuvenating, you’ll have the energy a dozen virgin girls.

  • Edo

    FREEDOM!!!!!!

  • mray73

    Coming to your local Bed, Bath, and Beyond this fall: ‘Lady Báthory’ bath tubs and jacuzzis. For a clean so refreshing and rejuvenating, you’ll have the energy of a dozen virgin girls.

  • toxic44

    That was one bloody great orgasm.

  • brainiaxe

    Unexpected consequences of lilith fair 2012.

  • DevilWhore666

    I NEED TAMPAX!!!!!

  • toxic44

    Whhhhhy, why did it have to get in my eyes!

  • toxic44

    Why not I said…..
    …..it’ll be fun they said

  • flesheater24

    Mothernature is fucked meet carrie bitch.

  • flesheater24

    Guess she’s not a virgin anymore

  • SelfishMan912

    they said i could be anything… so i became a tampon

  • restedbones

    It’s not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.

  • VampiresDontSparkle

    Where’s my sandwich!?!?!?!?

  • VampiresDontSparkle

    I FUCKING LOVE KETCHUP!!!!

  • gantbobo

    My Iphone!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/chewy.chew.1 Chewy Chew

    This is what happens when Republicans take away the right to choose… DIY Abortions Kits, now available at Walmart!

  • dmills

    I can never get this damn jello to set up right!!!

  • FeedMeAStrayCat

    Shauna Macdonald needed nothing more than this photo in her attempt to audition for Inside.

  • KeepDoubting

    Alright… I’ve put the lotion on my skin, but I wouldn’t mind getting the hose again!

  • sinjin_samhain

    FUS RO DAHHHH!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1446053163 Troy Foote

    THIS PMS IS FUCKING KILLING ME!!!!!!!

  • Dream-Master08

    I always look good in red

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1446053163 Troy Foote

    Even while Spilunking, Carrie gets pranked.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1446053163 Troy Foote

      I mean “spelunking”

  • K-Dogg

    ” Come out to the Cave, we’ll get together, have a few laughs “

  • VampireJack

    Who didn’t tighten the lid on the ketchup bottle!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001539834880 Michael Sanchez

    I am on that side of the internet again

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001539834880 Michael Sanchez

    There are Kinky there are fetish and then there are perverts

  • CptSpaulding135

    Back in my day, when we played cowboys and injuns we went all out.

  • CptSpaulding135

    The sci-fi channel version of Carrie lacked the subtlety of the original.

  • CptSpaulding135

    GODDAMN PETA!! I have a cave meeting to go to today!

  • JHUNTER99

    KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!

  • chubbystorm

    THIS IS BULLSHIT!!

  • Jesterhead616

    Seeing your wife’s face as your blenderize your newborn… Priceless!!!

    • Jesterhead616

      you*

  • bonerghost

    Hurry, open your mouth and we’ll pour some water down.

  • wickedweasel

    “Oh, I’ll be fine. I’m sure they have forgotten all about that little prom spat by now.”
    - Carrie just hours before her 25 year reunion.

  • youvegotredonyou

    Will someone just get me some Midol and a damn Snickers!!

  • A-Devils-Reject

    It’s my money and I need it now!

  • DragonSlayer111

    oops, i didnt know you meant “that” time of the month

  • russellg79

    I SAID THE ALWAYS PADS WITH WINGS!!!

  • russellg79

    DELETED SCENE FROM TDKR WHERE THE CATWOMAN SETS OFF THE SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE BATCAVE.

  • xxxwolf666

    It’s been an hour and I haven’t caught a single tomato in my mouth!

  • Alex Brookshire

    I said no mayo!!!!!!!!!!

  • KeepDoubting

    Ohhh, so when you said “two burgers, hold the ketchup,” you meant… alright. I get it now.

  • VampireJack

    But you “promised” to swallow!

  • VampireJack

    It was about this time I realized it was time to change my dentist….

  • VampireJack

    ..The groupie hadn’t realized that her favourite band, Cannibal Corpse, weren’t joking when they sang the song “I cum blood”…

  • VampireJack

    It wasn’t an understatement to say that Elizabeth Bathory was upset to discover Michael Bay planned to produce the Uwe Boll directed musical of her life….

  • ThaRealSkratte

    Look, I’m Zippy Longstockings.

  • ThaRealSkratte

    First things first: WHERE’S YOUR SHITTER? I’ve got a turtle-head poking out.

  • Joe-Banger

    Oh GOD! Please make all the voices and the bad jokes stop!

  • Dedneck

    Franks Red Hot…I Put That Shit On Everything

  • Slacker2387

    Hurry up…Someone throw a cheese ball!

  • TEDDYX

    AAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I hate this time of the month ….

  • re_bleached

    ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!

  • Lion7718

    I don’t have a tampon for this…

  • Beezle2112

    Get me some aloe! This sunburn HURTS!

  • Beezle2112

    What do you mean red is not my color?

  • Beezle2112

    There can be only one!

  • Beezle2112

    Lycopenelia: The need to be covered in tomato sauce while having sex in order to achieve arousal and/or orgasm.

  • Beezle2112

    Dammit! Someone should have warned me about GWAR shows before I put my good DKNY top on!

  • http://www.facebook.com/mike.fightmaster Mike Fightmaster

    ERMAHGERD!!!! CURVE MURNSTURS!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    NO MORE TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    AND I……..
    WILL ALWAYS LOVE……….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    FEED ME SEYMOUR!!!!!!
    FEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    OH MR KOOL AID MAN….
    DONT STOP!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    ROSEBUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!
    OR ELSE ITS GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!

  • Dutchess

    “I thought God was a guy?”

  • zombie4ever

    I found the stopped up drain

  • zombie4ever

    hey you up there, come on in the bloods great

  • m-m-m-MONSTER_KILL

    FEED MYYYYYY

    FRANKENSTEIN!

  • m-m-m-MONSTER_KILL

    Echo…I said Echo…wtf

    FUCKING ECHOOOOO!

  • m-m-m-MONSTER_KILL

    Alright Ms. Macdonald, you’re all set to star in Uwe Boll’s upcoming remake of “The Descent”…

    Huh. Did NOT expect you to react that way.

  • ghoulybrainz

    hey i just met you and this is crazy. but descend into my blood cave. so i can eat you maybe?

  • Evan3

    “I like my humans cooked rare.”

  • Belokk

    Wait, this isn’t the audition for the Jaws movie poster?

  • Joe-Banger

    This is not the batcave and that b**** Anne Hathaway got the role of catwoman over me?! DAMMIT!

  • Droolbear

    “What a feeling (I am music now), bein’s believin’ (I am rhythm now)…”

  • Droolbear

    “I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair”

  • Droolbear

    A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

  • Droolbear

    Keep your blood clean, your body lean, and your mind sharp.

  • Droolbear

    You know, I’m not big on conspiracy theory. It does really kind of get my blood going when I find out there really are conspiracies that actually happened.

  • chubbystorm

    HEY KOOL AID! YOU CANT AIM FOR SHIT!!

  • Mr.Mirage

    CALGON!!!!!

    ……………………………………..TAKE ME AWAY!!!!

  • davidbleezy

    Virginity Lost

  • davidbleezy

    And that is why you wear sunscreen.

  • A-Devils-Reject

    Why do I always have to be the bait to kill the Twilight vampires?

  • FahKauffBono

    A fuck.

    I don’t give one.

  • HardRocker

    I just saved hundreds by switching to Geico!

  • HardRocker

    Everybody knows that the bird is the word!

  • HardRocker

    Neil Marshall, tell someone to get me a fucking sandwich already!

  • HardRocker

    That’s the last Gwar concert I get front row tickets to.

  • HardRocker

    Maybe she’s born with it or maybe it’s Maybeline.

  • SuperKilla

    I’m the king of the cave!! Woo hoo!

  • ThaRealSkratte

    Will you come for my bangers… My beans and mash?

  • bub4president2012

    PLAINTIFF: SHAUNA MACDONALD
    DEFENDANT: R. KELLY’S BLADDER INFECTION

  • artjustin

    Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbitz for that good clean feeling

  • artjustin

    It’s that time of the month

  • Beezle2112

    Im in ur cav…. screemin’ bludy merder

  • Beezle2112

    I can haz hemoraging?

  • schizophrenic-kyle

    I knew i should have brought an extra tampon

  • Melissa Mortiis

    I watched Dans Ma Peau, and just got carried away, too.

  • Melissa Mortiis

    YES!! I survived Brennenburg Castle!

  • MeSoBroken

    Something told Harry, “This just isn’t the day to ask why dinner isn’t already on the table.”

  • MeSoBroken

    Ahhhh, this brings back old prom memories.

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Sup babe wanna get…Oh! I, I gotta…I’ll see ya next week!

  • HorrorMerk

    JELL-O WRESTLING CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!

  • HorrorMerk

    So your pores really do bleed when listening to “Call Me Maybe” Good to Know.

  • HorrorMerk

    I’ve been told this may attract bears?

    …So my family ditched me here.

  • wobbiewiggum

    ATREYU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wobbiewiggum

    Ghostbusters 2 all over again. Damn you Vigo!

  • wobbiewiggum

    The Blob must be counting carbs.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=596995197 Narcostatic

    Just ran out of tampons

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=596995197 Narcostatic

    Reincarnation of Carrie

  • TheOlive

    Camping…who knew “Kumbaya” would send her over the edge.

  • TheOlive

    You have to eat the pies to win.

  • TheOlive

    Beef, it’s what’s for dinner.

  • TheOlive

    Remaking Nickelodean’s “Guts” was a disaster.

  • alienxphile

    WHO HAS A FUCKING WET NAP!!!!?

  • alienxphile

    SWEAR TO ME!!(In Christian Bale Batman voice)

  • alienxphile

    Try Bloody-Disgustings new body wash . . . IN STORES NOW

  • alienxphile

    I ASKED FOR A POSITIVE, NOT O NEGATIVE!!!!

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Woah, that’s pretty nasty. How ’bout a courtesy douche?

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    *not part of the contest: thanks for doing the honorable mention last week, evan!*

  • alienxphile

    SAY MY NAME BASTIAN! SAY MY NAME!! -NeverEndingStory

  • alienxphile

    I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/tyler.r.rutherford Tyler Rutherford

    I NEED A TAMPON!!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Worst porno ever look at that Kool-Aid man just jello shot all over her.

  • Laugh Riot

    Another piece of evidence Bill Cosby shouldn’t do a porno too many jello shots…

  • Laugh Riot

    Dammit pigs blood this isn’t Carrie you guys…

  • Laugh Riot

    I don’t want to know what you did last summer!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    I told you the wood chipper would bust trying to cram 22 dead babies inside it at once!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Bring your daughter to work day didn’t go so well for Bruce Campbell…

  • Laugh Riot

    I show Mike Tyson how its done I ate your kids!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Doctor you sure internal bleeding is the issue here?

  • Laugh Riot

    The Lorena Bobbitt Story nuff said

  • Laugh Riot

    Doctor are you sure you have delivered a baby before?

  • Laugh Riot

    Child….Birth….FUCKING HURTS!!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    David Copperfield shouldn’t perform drunk….

  • Laugh Riot

    Homecoming Memories
    (‘v’) Carrie

    • Laugh Riot

      meant that to be a smiley face.

      • Laugh Riot

        Memories of Prom
        -Carrie

  • Laugh Riot

    Did the pigs blood have to be Menstrual!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Trojan Vibrators WTF!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Fucking paper Cut!!!!

  • Corpse-Licker

    Try and get it in my mouth this time.

  • Walsh79

    That is the last time I go down on you while you have your period!!

  • Laugh Riot

    I thought something was wrong when she has a pregnancy test in one hand and a coat hanger in the over….

    • Laugh Riot

      I thought something was wrong when she had a pregnancy test in one hand and a coat hanger in the other….

  • davidbleezy

    You guy want to see my “O” face?

  • Lou

    Coming Soon…….

    WATER AEROBICS SLAUGHTER!

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    RAINING BLOOD!!!!

  • horrorfan198725

    “……….JUNO WHERE ARE THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR THESE TAMPONS?!!??”

  • horrorfan198725

    “I’m a celebrity, get me out of here!”

  • MaxTorque

    Last Halloween, “Dancing Broccoli”. This Halloween, “Yodeling Tomato”.

  • but-sir-the-piranha

    ocean spray, made from real cranberries.

  • horrorfan198725

    “WHAT IDIOT PUT MONSTERS IN MY BLOOD PIT!?!?”

  • horrorfan198725

    “WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S GONNA BE A SEQUEL!?!?”

  • horrorfan198725

    “IS THIS WHAT THEY MEANT BY PRO CHOICE?”

  • horrorfan198725

    “NOT ANOTHER JENNIFER HUDSON WEIGHT WATCHERS COMMERCIAL!!!!!”

  • mray73

    Sadly, the vampire repellant spray didn’t exactly work out the way she hoped.

  • mray73

    I…hate…KARO SYRUP!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000055839932 Max Shoaf

    fuck they canceled degrassi

  • BornVillian

    Hey guys! He lied! This isn’t a river of chocolate!

  • BornVillian

    Its the very back tooth that hurts. Can you see it doctor?

  • BornVillian

    “What is that you’re covered in” he asks……Mwahahahaha!!!

  • BornVillian

    Why are there so many….songs about blood pools?

  • BornVillian

    Happy Birthday Mr.President…..Oh dear er em god!

  • rc8ball

    Balloons! Balloons! Someone get more more Balloons!!

  • rc8ball

    You think this is bad….you should see the other half…..

  • rc8ball

    Rambo?!….Now this is what I’m talking about!

  • rc8ball

    Excuse me…but is this the “Carrie” remake audition?

  • rc8ball

    “We all live in a Yellow Submarine…A Yellow Submarine..”

  • rc8ball

    “Can’t we all just get along”

  • rc8ball

    Rejected “Pretty in Pink” preproduction photo

  • rc8ball

    The footlong!….I wanted the FOOTLONG!!

  • rc8ball

    Why the Willy Wonka ride will not work…..

  • rc8ball

    I said medium rare…medium rare….

  • rc8ball

    Starbucks or Peets?!…Starbucks or Peets?!

  • rc8ball

    Can someone please past the ketcup!

  • rc8ball

    Rejected preproduction photo for “Animal House”

  • rc8ball

    When Stargates malfunction…..

  • rc8ball

    I survived “Cabin in the Woods”

  • rc8ball

    Happy Meals are not for kids anymore…

  • rc8ball

    Yep..that was a black bear..uhuh..black bear…

  • rc8ball

    Rejected “America’s Funniest Video” entry

  • rc8ball

    Evidence….come on you got nothing…nothing…

  • rc8ball

    Not that seat on the bus…nope gonna pass on that one…

  • rc8ball

    “If I have to tell you to leave your sister along again …. one more time…”

  • rc8ball

    She followed me home from school…can I keep her..PLEASE….

  • rc8ball

    Yeah right…”It’s just just a paper cut”

  • Jadama

    “It Sissy Spacek can pull it off, why can’t I?”

  • rc8ball

    Upcoming 2013 Marshall film….”Centurian Cannibal Lycantrope”

  • rc8ball

    Super Mario Smash Brothers!

  • rc8ball

    Finale to “Adventures in Babysitting” Remake

  • rc8ball

    Final scene from “Descent 5″….

  • Melissa Mortiis

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Buster.
    Buster who?
    Buster blood vessel?

  • Melissa Mortiis

    There are 60,000 miles of blood vessels in the body…
    No wonder I have tired blood.

  • Melissa Mortiis

    Did you hear about the two blood cells?
    They loved in vein.

  • FarmerWaits

    Damn you Fox for making more Wrong Turn movies!

  • Laugh Riot

    What do you mean go back to start!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Now that one hell of an orgasm ;)

    • Laugh Riot

      Now that’s one hell of a orgasm ;)

  • Laugh Riot

    Why did you guy suggest spelunking and texting at the same time!!!!

    • Laugh Riot

      Why did you guys suggest spelunking and texting at the same time!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    That’s right… who’s laughing now… who’s laughing *now*?

  • rc8ball

    Hershell Gordon Lewis….Family Photo

  • rc8ball

    Two asprins…Call me in the morning.

  • rc8ball

    XANADU! XANADU!

  • rc8ball

    “The Birth of a Nation”

  • rc8ball

    British drivers in the USA…

  • rc8ball

    Rejected ad for “primal scream therapy”

  • rc8ball

    PETA…”please eat the animals”

  • rc8ball

    God..this shampoo stings!

  • rc8ball

    “Watch me fly mommy…Watch me fly…”

  • Laugh Riot

    NOBODY LAYS A FINGER ON MY BUTTERFINGER!!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    I Drink Your Blood and I Eat Your Skin

  • rc8ball

    Cowbells!…More Cowbells!

  • rc8ball

    Feed the little squirrels…he saids…

  • Laugh Riot

    You would cry too if it happened to you……

  • rc8ball

    I swear!…It looked so cute when they poked him in the commercial….

  • rc8ball

    Don’t vote me off…pleaseee…

  • rc8ball

    Flavors for Pop Tarts that don’t work…

  • rc8ball

    OK…this is the last time..the “Z” button is down here…here!

  • rc8ball

    Superman needs the red shorts!

  • rc8ball

    Where are the Batman nipples!

  • Laugh Riot

    I will be your deadman
    With nothing but this blood on my hands
    Stuck in your “wonderland”
    I just want to make you bleed like me

    Sorry not an entry just couldn’t resist.

  • rc8ball

    You gotta put the safety on!

  • rc8ball

    Damn your Kristen!…Damn you!

  • Laugh Riot

    Sorry guys at BD Hate me all you want… Here’s another entry…

    “Bloody-Disgusting couldn’t afford a better poster girl so sad”

  • Laugh Riot

    Ozzy Osbourne’s number 1 fan says more bat heads!!!

  • rc8ball

    The Lion Whisperer.

  • rc8ball

    And the “Deadliest Warrior” is…that time of the month girl!

  • Lou

    I think I took a wrong turn in Albuquerque

  • VanceMelbourne

    ‘NEIL MARSHALL DON’T LEAVE US!!!’

  • VanceMelbourne

    ‘I asked for BLUEBERRY JAM!!!’

  • VanceMelbourne

    ‘I SHOULD’VE ATE THE MOOSE BALLS, JOE ROGAN!!’

  • Droolbear

    I could have had a V8!

  • Droolbear

    It’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to.

  • http://www.facebook.com/chewy.chew.1 Chewy Chew

    I… drink… your… milkshake!
    I drink it up!

  • http://www.facebook.com/chewy.chew.1 Chewy Chew

    All the single ladies? All the single ladies!

  • Duane

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! I said get the ones with the WINGS!!

  • Duane

    DAMN YOU Number Two! They warned me about pushing you too hard.

  • Duane

    Damn it Vlad!! I said not in my hair!

  • Duane

    My mother was right! I should have dated Count Chocula!

  • Duane

    So THIS is what they meant by Universal Coverage?

  • Duane

    I don’t remember you saying “DON’T SQUEEZE IT” Mom!

  • Duane

    I told that damn teller NO DYE PACKS!

  • spiralout46n2

    “It’s my money, and I need it now!”

  • spiralout46n2

    “I SAID OVER EASY!”

  • blake3371

    iPhone 5!!!!!!!!

  • blake3371

    I’m fairly sure I sharted, too.

  • blake3371

    You should see the other bitch.

  • bifflonestar242

    How I feel when playing Halo on legendary

  • db1250

    There was no car crash! You killed your husband and your daughter plus all your friends were killed by you not the monsters in the cave. IT WAS ALL IN YOUR HEAD!!!!!

  • db1250

    You lost by 0.00.01 seconds in a race to Justin Bieber.
    smallest number in the world <(~)

    > <

  • ClownSaw82

    Dark twists this year at the Nickolodeon Kids’ Choice Awards

  • http://www.facebook.com/Ninjarobot Aaron Watson

    PERIODS!

  • deandean1990

    I told you I was a virgin!… Why did you have to be so rough?

  • deandean1990

    There all gonna’ laugh at you!

  • forevermetal

    NO MORE SKRILLEX!!!!!

  • forevermetal

    Dirty mouth, clean it up with Orbitz.

  • woahtherewyatt

    I CAN’T HELP IT IF I HAVE A HEAVY FLOW AND A WIDE-SET VAGINA!!!

  • Zak Saleh

    Cliffard the Big F*cking dog, you son of a B*tch!

    • Zak Saleh

      The devil said i only need 1 more money shot to be famous!

  • Zak Saleh

    AWWWW Bloody hell I forgot my tampon

  • Zak Saleh

    But you said you loved me Kol-aide man!

  • Zak Saleh

    You are sure Edward will leave Bella for me if Im wearing this?

  • Zak Saleh

    It doesn’t go there!!!!!

  • Zak Saleh

    That’s the wrong Hole…..

  • Zak Saleh

    rejected casting photo for 2 girls 1 cup……you’re doing it wrong

  • Zak Saleh

    Jenna Jameson’s last movie

  • Zak Saleh

    F*cking charlie sheen!!!!!

  • Zak Saleh

    F*cking charlie sheen…..Tiger blood my a$$

  • TheDoctor

    NOOOOOO! ITS NOT FAIR!… Robert and Kristen are made for each other!

  • TheDoctor

    BIG MISTAKE…. Having a bath while on her period.

  • andy213

    What a wonderful day! My best friend , she just has announced her wedding with a biker old man! They met via motodating.çòm -it is the largest and best club for bikers and friends to get to know each other, establish relationship and talk about their interests, or to help each other. if you are interested in it, just check it out.