[BD Caption Contest] The Cave Dwelling Edition!
Sorry it took so long to get another one of these up – the page was just so busy with Comic-Con stuff. We’re now back to our regular schedule. The First Prize winner this week is CoreyJ (please DM me your US mailing address ro receive your Mystery Prize).
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Also – one thing you guys should keep in mind is to have the language move as if it’s a cartoon panel, from left to right. If there are two characters in a shot, and you want both of them to have a line, then you must start with the character on the left. If you only want one character to speak it doesn’t really matter.
Head inside to see the runner-up and to start this week’s contest!
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Our runner up is Marques Cremeans. Sadly we can’t provide a prize for runner-up this week. Now, on to this week’s contest!
Rules:
1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…
2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!
3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!
First Prize is another MYSTERY PRIZE grab-bag of DVDs and/or Blu-rays..
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Having one of those heavy flow days?
she had her V8 today
“The Blue Man Group don’t have shit on me!”
IT’S COMING OUT OF ME LIKE LAVA!!!!!!!!!
I’ve had enough of these mother f*ckin monsters, in this mother f*ckin cave
We’re gonna need a bigger tampon
Damn you… Kool-Aid Man!!!
I am woman. Hear me roar!
Why can’t I paint happy trees like Bob Ross??!!!
‘You’ve got red on you’
NOW GET IN THE PIT AND TRY TO LOVE SOMEONE!
Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggitty….
I got blood on my face! I’m a big disgrace!
MY NAME IS KKKIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I can’t believe my hair is ruined! I was going out later.
I….have…the POWERRRRRRRR!!!
“Ok, so its a movie?…Errr…Carrie?”
(When Charades go too far)
this is not texas chainsaw massacre
Horror Movie Bukkake
We get it bitch, you hate men.
[Insert Howie Scream Here] YOURAAGH!
STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Blood in. Blood out.
NO! I said it says “The Castle Aaaaaaagggggggghhhhh!!!!”
Damnit Christopher Nolan! Robin’s name isn’t actually Robin!
Bleeds For a week, complains about cramps. Stuck in a cave colored in blood, no complaints.
So this is what they consider heavy flow
I’m on a drug . . . It’s called Charlie Sheen.
WORST PERIOD EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
(this may be too long)
When your cable goes out you get bored. And when you get bored you decide to go spelunking with your friends…
…Don’t get eaten by monsters and switch to DirecTV.
We’ve got good news, you star in Descent 2!
Nooooooo!!!!!!!!
If you want to be in The Avengers
You gotta do better than that!
If you don’t stop crying….
…We’ll make a Descent Part III
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I am so writing a letter to TAMPAX!!!
I fucken hate this time of the month!!!
Ahhhh! I just got slimed!
It fucken sneezed on me!
You’ve got red on you.
Oh GOD! You are doing it all wrong!… Oral sex is not supposed to be painful!!
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Not another political ad!
Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson? Together? YESSSSSS!
Another Bloody Disgusting Selects movie? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What?! Wrong film?! What do you mean this is not the movie set for The Lords Of Salem?!
i AM Carrie White!
This… is…MENSTRUAL!!!
That must be a pretty massive head wound there, Harry.
Coming to your local Bed, Bath, and Beyond this fall: ‘Lady Báthory’ bath tubs and jacuzzis. For a clean so refreshing and rejuvenating, you’ll have the energy a dozen virgin girls.
FREEDOM!!!!!!
Coming to your local Bed, Bath, and Beyond this fall: ‘Lady Báthory’ bath tubs and jacuzzis. For a clean so refreshing and rejuvenating, you’ll have the energy of a dozen virgin girls.
That was one bloody great orgasm.
Unexpected consequences of lilith fair 2012.
I NEED TAMPAX!!!!!
Whhhhhy, why did it have to get in my eyes!
Why not I said…..
…..it’ll be fun they said
Mothernature is fucked meet carrie bitch.
Guess she’s not a virgin anymore
they said i could be anything… so i became a tampon
It’s not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.
Where’s my sandwich!?!?!?!?
I FUCKING LOVE KETCHUP!!!!
My Iphone!!!!!!
This is what happens when Republicans take away the right to choose… DIY Abortions Kits, now available at Walmart!
I can never get this damn jello to set up right!!!
Shauna Macdonald needed nothing more than this photo in her attempt to audition for Inside.
Alright… I’ve put the lotion on my skin, but I wouldn’t mind getting the hose again!
FUS RO DAHHHH!!!
THIS PMS IS FUCKING KILLING ME!!!!!!!
I always look good in red
Even while Spilunking, Carrie gets pranked.
I mean “spelunking”
” Come out to the Cave, we’ll get together, have a few laughs ”
Who didn’t tighten the lid on the ketchup bottle!
I am on that side of the internet again
There are Kinky there are fetish and then there are perverts
Back in my day, when we played cowboys and injuns we went all out.
The sci-fi channel version of Carrie lacked the subtlety of the original.
GODDAMN PETA!! I have a cave meeting to go to today!
KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!
THIS IS BULLSHIT!!
Seeing your wife’s face as your blenderize your newborn… Priceless!!!
you*
Hurry, open your mouth and we’ll pour some water down.
“Oh, I’ll be fine. I’m sure they have forgotten all about that little prom spat by now.”
- Carrie just hours before her 25 year reunion.
Will someone just get me some Midol and a damn Snickers!!
It’s my money and I need it now!
oops, i didnt know you meant “that” time of the month
I SAID THE ALWAYS PADS WITH WINGS!!!
DELETED SCENE FROM TDKR WHERE THE CATWOMAN SETS OFF THE SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE BATCAVE.
It’s been an hour and I haven’t caught a single tomato in my mouth!
I said no mayo!!!!!!!!!!
Ohhh, so when you said “two burgers, hold the ketchup,” you meant… alright. I get it now.
But you “promised” to swallow!
It was about this time I realized it was time to change my dentist….
..The groupie hadn’t realized that her favourite band, Cannibal Corpse, weren’t joking when they sang the song “I cum blood”…
It wasn’t an understatement to say that Elizabeth Bathory was upset to discover Michael Bay planned to produce the Uwe Boll directed musical of her life….
Look, I’m Zippy Longstockings.
First things first: WHERE’S YOUR SHITTER? I’ve got a turtle-head poking out.
Oh GOD! Please make all the voices and the bad jokes stop!
Franks Red Hot…I Put That Shit On Everything
Hurry up…Someone throw a cheese ball!
AAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I hate this time of the month ….
ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!
I don’t have a tampon for this…
Get me some aloe! This sunburn HURTS!
What do you mean red is not my color?
There can be only one!
Lycopenelia: The need to be covered in tomato sauce while having sex in order to achieve arousal and/or orgasm.
Dammit! Someone should have warned me about GWAR shows before I put my good DKNY top on!
ERMAHGERD!!!! CURVE MURNSTURS!!!!!!
SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO MORE TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I……..
WILL ALWAYS LOVE……….
FEED ME SEYMOUR!!!!!!
FEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
OH MR KOOL AID MAN….
DONT STOP!
ROSEBUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!
OR ELSE ITS GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!
“I thought God was a guy?”
I found the stopped up drain
hey you up there, come on in the bloods great
FEED MYYYYYY
FRANKENSTEIN!
Echo…I said Echo…wtf
FUCKING ECHOOOOO!
Alright Ms. Macdonald, you’re all set to star in Uwe Boll’s upcoming remake of “The Descent”…
Huh. Did NOT expect you to react that way.
hey i just met you and this is crazy. but descend into my blood cave. so i can eat you maybe?
“I like my humans cooked rare.”
Wait, this isn’t the audition for the Jaws movie poster?
This is not the batcave and that b**** Anne Hathaway got the role of catwoman over me?! DAMMIT!
“What a feeling (I am music now), bein’s believin’ (I am rhythm now)…”
“I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair”
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
Keep your blood clean, your body lean, and your mind sharp.
You know, I’m not big on conspiracy theory. It does really kind of get my blood going when I find out there really are conspiracies that actually happened.
HEY KOOL AID! YOU CANT AIM FOR SHIT!!
CALGON!!!!!
……………………………………..TAKE ME AWAY!!!!
Virginity Lost
And that is why you wear sunscreen.
Why do I always have to be the bait to kill the Twilight vampires?
A fuck.
I don’t give one.
I just saved hundreds by switching to Geico!
Everybody knows that the bird is the word!
Neil Marshall, tell someone to get me a fucking sandwich already!
That’s the last Gwar concert I get front row tickets to.
Maybe she’s born with it or maybe it’s Maybeline.
I’m the king of the cave!! Woo hoo!
Will you come for my bangers… My beans and mash?
PLAINTIFF: SHAUNA MACDONALD
DEFENDANT: R. KELLY’S BLADDER INFECTION
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbitz for that good clean feeling
It’s that time of the month
Im in ur cav…. screemin’ bludy merder
I can haz hemoraging?
I knew i should have brought an extra tampon
I watched Dans Ma Peau, and just got carried away, too.
YES!! I survived Brennenburg Castle!
Something told Harry, “This just isn’t the day to ask why dinner isn’t already on the table.”
Ahhhh, this brings back old prom memories.
Sup babe wanna get…Oh! I, I gotta…I’ll see ya next week!
JELL-O WRESTLING CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!
So your pores really do bleed when listening to “Call Me Maybe” Good to Know.
I’ve been told this may attract bears?
…So my family ditched me here.
ATREYU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ghostbusters 2 all over again. Damn you Vigo!
The Blob must be counting carbs.
Just ran out of tampons
Reincarnation of Carrie
Camping…who knew “Kumbaya” would send her over the edge.
You have to eat the pies to win.
Beef, it’s what’s for dinner.
Remaking Nickelodean’s “Guts” was a disaster.
WHO HAS A FUCKING WET NAP!!!!?
SWEAR TO ME!!(In Christian Bale Batman voice)
Try Bloody-Disgustings new body wash . . . IN STORES NOW
I ASKED FOR A POSITIVE, NOT O NEGATIVE!!!!
Woah, that’s pretty nasty. How ’bout a courtesy douche?
*not part of the contest: thanks for doing the honorable mention last week, evan!*
SAY MY NAME BASTIAN! SAY MY NAME!! -NeverEndingStory
I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!
I NEED A TAMPON!!!!!
Worst porno ever look at that Kool-Aid man just jello shot all over her.
Another piece of evidence Bill Cosby shouldn’t do a porno too many jello shots…
Dammit pigs blood this isn’t Carrie you guys…
I don’t want to know what you did last summer!!!
I told you the wood chipper would bust trying to cram 22 dead babies inside it at once!!!
Bring your daughter to work day didn’t go so well for Bruce Campbell…
I show Mike Tyson how its done I ate your kids!!!
Doctor you sure internal bleeding is the issue here?
The Lorena Bobbitt Story nuff said
Doctor are you sure you have delivered a baby before?
Child….Birth….FUCKING HURTS!!!!!
David Copperfield shouldn’t perform drunk….
Homecoming Memories
(‘v’) Carrie
meant that to be a smiley face.
Memories of Prom
-Carrie
Did the pigs blood have to be Menstrual!!!
Trojan Vibrators WTF!!!!
Fucking paper Cut!!!!
Try and get it in my mouth this time.
That is the last time I go down on you while you have your period!!
I thought something was wrong when she has a pregnancy test in one hand and a coat hanger in the over….
I thought something was wrong when she had a pregnancy test in one hand and a coat hanger in the other….
You guy want to see my “O” face?
Coming Soon…….
WATER AEROBICS SLAUGHTER!
RAINING BLOOD!!!!
“……….JUNO WHERE ARE THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR THESE TAMPONS?!!??”
“I’m a celebrity, get me out of here!”
Last Halloween, “Dancing Broccoli”. This Halloween, “Yodeling Tomato”.
ocean spray, made from real cranberries.
“WHAT IDIOT PUT MONSTERS IN MY BLOOD PIT!?!?”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S GONNA BE A SEQUEL!?!?”
“IS THIS WHAT THEY MEANT BY PRO CHOICE?”
“NOT ANOTHER JENNIFER HUDSON WEIGHT WATCHERS COMMERCIAL!!!!!”
Sadly, the vampire repellant spray didn’t exactly work out the way she hoped.
I…hate…KARO SYRUP!!!!
fuck they canceled degrassi
Hey guys! He lied! This isn’t a river of chocolate!
Its the very back tooth that hurts. Can you see it doctor?
“What is that you’re covered in” he asks……Mwahahahaha!!!
Why are there so many….songs about blood pools?
Happy Birthday Mr.President…..Oh dear er em god!
Balloons! Balloons! Someone get more more Balloons!!
You think this is bad….you should see the other half…..
Rambo?!….Now this is what I’m talking about!
Excuse me…but is this the “Carrie” remake audition?
“We all live in a Yellow Submarine…A Yellow Submarine..”
“Can’t we all just get along”
Rejected “Pretty in Pink” preproduction photo
The footlong!….I wanted the FOOTLONG!!
Why the Willy Wonka ride will not work…..
I said medium rare…medium rare….
Starbucks or Peets?!…Starbucks or Peets?!
Can someone please past the ketcup!
Rejected preproduction photo for “Animal House”
When Stargates malfunction…..
I survived “Cabin in the Woods”
Happy Meals are not for kids anymore…
Yep..that was a black bear..uhuh..black bear…
Rejected “America’s Funniest Video” entry
Evidence….come on you got nothing…nothing…
Not that seat on the bus…nope gonna pass on that one…
“If I have to tell you to leave your sister along again …. one more time…”
She followed me home from school…can I keep her..PLEASE….
Yeah right…”It’s just just a paper cut”
“It Sissy Spacek can pull it off, why can’t I?”
Upcoming 2013 Marshall film….”Centurian Cannibal Lycantrope”
Super Mario Smash Brothers!
Finale to “Adventures in Babysitting” Remake
Final scene from “Descent 5″….
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Buster.
Buster who?
Buster blood vessel?
There are 60,000 miles of blood vessels in the body…
No wonder I have tired blood.
Did you hear about the two blood cells?
They loved in vein.
Damn you Fox for making more Wrong Turn movies!
What do you mean go back to start!!!
Now that one hell of an orgasm
…
Now that’s one hell of a orgasm
Why did you guy suggest spelunking and texting at the same time!!!!
Why did you guys suggest spelunking and texting at the same time!!!!
That’s right… who’s laughing now… who’s laughing *now*?
Hershell Gordon Lewis….Family Photo
Two asprins…Call me in the morning.
XANADU! XANADU!
“The Birth of a Nation”
British drivers in the USA…
Rejected ad for “primal scream therapy”
PETA…”please eat the animals”
God..this shampoo stings!
“Watch me fly mommy…Watch me fly…”
NOBODY LAYS A FINGER ON MY BUTTERFINGER!!!!!
I Drink Your Blood and I Eat Your Skin
Cowbells!…More Cowbells!
Feed the little squirrels…he saids…
You would cry too if it happened to you……
I swear!…It looked so cute when they poked him in the commercial….
Don’t vote me off…pleaseee…
Flavors for Pop Tarts that don’t work…
OK…this is the last time..the “Z” button is down here…here!
Superman needs the red shorts!
Where are the Batman nipples!
I will be your deadman
With nothing but this blood on my hands
Stuck in your “wonderland”
I just want to make you bleed like me
Sorry not an entry just couldn’t resist.
You gotta put the safety on!
Damn your Kristen!…Damn you!
Sorry guys at BD Hate me all you want… Here’s another entry…
“Bloody-Disgusting couldn’t afford a better poster girl so sad”
Ozzy Osbourne’s number 1 fan says more bat heads!!!
The Lion Whisperer.
And the “Deadliest Warrior” is…that time of the month girl!
I think I took a wrong turn in Albuquerque
‘NEIL MARSHALL DON’T LEAVE US!!!’
‘I asked for BLUEBERRY JAM!!!’
‘I SHOULD’VE ATE THE MOOSE BALLS, JOE ROGAN!!’
I could have had a V8!
It’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to.
I… drink… your… milkshake!
I drink it up!
All the single ladies? All the single ladies!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! I said get the ones with the WINGS!!
DAMN YOU Number Two! They warned me about pushing you too hard.
Damn it Vlad!! I said not in my hair!
My mother was right! I should have dated Count Chocula!
So THIS is what they meant by Universal Coverage?
I don’t remember you saying “DON’T SQUEEZE IT” Mom!
I told that damn teller NO DYE PACKS!
“It’s my money, and I need it now!”
“I SAID OVER EASY!”
iPhone 5!!!!!!!!
I’m fairly sure I sharted, too.
You should see the other bitch.
How I feel when playing Halo on legendary
There was no car crash! You killed your husband and your daughter plus all your friends were killed by you not the monsters in the cave. IT WAS ALL IN YOUR HEAD!!!!!
You lost by 0.00.01 seconds in a race to Justin Bieber.
smallest number in the world <(~)
> <
Dark twists this year at the Nickolodeon Kids’ Choice Awards
PERIODS!
I told you I was a virgin!… Why did you have to be so rough?
There all gonna’ laugh at you!
NO MORE SKRILLEX!!!!!
Dirty mouth, clean it up with Orbitz.
I CAN’T HELP IT IF I HAVE A HEAVY FLOW AND A WIDE-SET VAGINA!!!
Cliffard the Big F*cking dog, you son of a B*tch!
The devil said i only need 1 more money shot to be famous!
AWWWW Bloody hell I forgot my tampon
But you said you loved me Kol-aide man!
You are sure Edward will leave Bella for me if Im wearing this?
It doesn’t go there!!!!!
That’s the wrong Hole…..
rejected casting photo for 2 girls 1 cup……you’re doing it wrong
Jenna Jameson’s last movie
F*cking charlie sheen!!!!!
F*cking charlie sheen…..Tiger blood my a$$
NOOOOOO! ITS NOT FAIR!… Robert and Kristen are made for each other!
BIG MISTAKE…. Having a bath while on her period.
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