This $24,000 Zombie Survival Kit Has Kevlar Gear, Weapon Attachments, Research Lab, Kitchen Sink
Okay, so the kitchen sink isn’t actually included, and neither are the guns you’ll need when the zombie apocalypse eventually happens, but this (almost) all-in-one zombie survival pack does come with an arsenal of weapon attachments, Kevlar gear, and even a research lab so you can find a cure when you aren’t whooping mountains of undead ass. At $23,999, OpticsPlanet’s Z.E.R.O. (Zombie Extermination, Research and Operations) Kit will run you a pretty penny, but really, can you put a price on life? In case you’re still on the fence, I haven’t even mentioned the best part. Check it out after the break.
I’d very much like to introduce you to the Battle Mug. Oh yeah.
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IT’S JUST A MATTER OF TIME PEOPLE
nothing screams AWESOME more than battle the undead while drinking a brewski in your battle mug. CHEERS!
Is the mug insulated? Does it have a lid? Spilled/cold coffee really makes me sad.
If the ad were better, they might actually sell one of these things.
24k? Fuuuuuu— that noise. Just buy a few guns for around 4 grand, get a bunch of military food rations and canned food for $300 and you are good to go. The worst part of the zombie Apocalypse will be the other survivors trying to fuck your women.