[BD Caption Contest] Give Bub A Hand!!!
The First Prize winner this week is zombie4ever (please DM me your US mailing address ro receive your Mystery Prize).
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Great job guys! And remember, multiple submissions never hurt! Let’s crack 400 this week!
Head inside to see the runner-up and to start this week’s contest!
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Our runner up is FahKauffBono. Sadly we can’t provide a prize for runner-up this week. Now, on to this week’s contest!
Rules:
1. We pick a still from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…
2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!
3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!
First Prize is another MYSTERY PRIZE grab-bag of DVDs and/or Blu-rays..
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Go ahead, make my day
how do you work this thing?
BATH SALTS!!….GIVE ME ALL YO’ F*CKN BATH SALTS NOW!!!
You talking to me? You talking to me?
Get down on your knees and tell me you love me
Alright, this is a stick up. Give me all your brains
Say ello to myyy Aunt Alishaaaa.
“Just hand over your brain and nobody gets hurt.”
Zombie Tommy Lee Jones want brains.
Stop! Or My Zombie Will Shoot!
You got to ask yourself one question! Do you feel lucky? Well do you punk?
Bourne Resurrected
This is what happens when you work on wall street
The first rule of fight club, tell no one
this is what happens when sara palin will run the country
Hey rick I can’t feel my dick now I’ll shoot you
How am I funny?
The only way you’ll get past me is over my undead body.
Get off my lawn!
Do You feel Lucky Punk?
well….do ya…..
You Want Me To Dance To Thriller…..
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
nobody puts zombie in the corner…..
I dare you to tell me living dead is a contradiction
Mmmm brain food
Go ahead shoot me. Im already dead
‘One more Stephen King book and I’ll shoot!’
So it was YOU who decided to remake Drop Dead Fred!
John Leguizamo is in “Land of the Dead”? Don’t make me shoot you.
Thrill Me!
Fuck Nick Cannon!
I’m tired of these damn zombie posers using bath salts and giving real zombies like me a bad name. Time to man the fuck up!
Hey, aren’t you one of the Spice Girls?
Equal rights for Zombies! Zombies are people too!
When I say 400 posts I mean it!!!
What do you mean I can only compete in the ‘special’ Olympics!?
Back off this meat is mine!!!
Can Dick Tracy Survive THE UNDEAD!!!!
That’s right . . . all the brains.
Hey fat kid truffle shuffle and no one gets hurt!!!
Fuck people give me a BURGER!!!!
Where’s my share dammit???
Duck I need to save you for myself!!!
So . . . how ‘dead’ are we talking here?
Clint Eastwood!?!? He can kiss my ass!!!
Winning
I said NO memes!!!
Tell me, how do you get blood stains out of denim?
Ithis dude pick one more stupid fucking caption I’m gonna start shooting people.
Ahh I just shot Marvin in the face.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Who you calling Pinhead?
The only way anyone will get my gun is to pry it out of my dead fingers…
“Saaaa…whuu…ooooooon…….ti…..”*
*Say ‘what’ one more time!
Stop The Re-Shoots or Pitt’s Career Get’s it!
7 Weeks of reshoots?!? Goodbye Vacation
It’s called guyliner, asshole.
ZWA
Zombies With Attitude.
The Z-Code
We don’t trust in the Stereotype, we shoot guns
HALO+REDBULL+NO SLEEP=
THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!
NO I…….AM……..ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!
WHO TAUGHT THEM HOW TO USE GUNS!!
Looking back…..should have taken gun safety.
At least he does not sparkle in the sunlight.
As he stared at the zombie holding the gun,
He realized a duel, was a bad idea.
“TEAM JACOB!”
Proud concealed carry permit owner
They’ll have to pry it out of my cold dead hands… shit.
Tell me another joke, funny man.
I’m running this monkey farm now!
Well, do you feel lucky punk..do ya.
I know you’re gonna buy a V/H/S ticket, that’s right I know you are!
No I wont go outside, I’m not in The Walking Dead.
Rub…A…DUB….BUB….
Brains..I…Willl…Use….For….GRUB!!!!!!
go ahead, make my zombie day
bub found out about the day of the dead remake
the expendables 3 staring bub the zombie
You Better Not Lay A Finger,
ON MY BUTTERFINGER!
bub does not want to watch that’s my boy
Stupid Zombie
The Safety Is On.
i told you not to touch my food damn it
“F%$K YOUR TYPECASTING!”
who’s idea was it to give a zombie a gun
charleton heston did say cold dead hands
Smile you son of a bitch
You can have my gun, when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
bub’s audition for dirty harry
bub’s audition for judge dredd
I AM THE LAW
that better not be call me maybe in the player
so i hear you like to play left 4 dead
so i hear you like the resident evil games
Saw: Apocalypse
let milla jovavich get me now
well a zombie is playing a fps game
Guns don’t kill people…..Zombies do.
so this is how you play house of the dead
the walking dead staring bub
bub’s ready for rick grimes now
i guess he watch the movie zombies with guns
bub you’re doing it wrong
I’ll be your huckleberry.
Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens!
One hundred and nine dollars, on sale at S-Mart! Shop smart, shop S-Mart!
when you see a zombie with a gun, you will shit bricks
THIS is my BOOM STICK!!! The next one of you primates…..so much as TOUCHES ME, and I swear…
zombie with a gun, shit + bricks
How about a little Bankok rules?
Rambo V!!!
this is what happens when left 4 dead gets real
Does he look like a bitch?!
So Zombie’s shoot guns now? Damn…
after hearing about RE6, this is bub’s reaction
Good, Bad, I’m the guy with the gun.
who’s idea to give a zombie a gun
so tell me again, who shoots who in the head
let me shoot you in the head and see how that feels
Slow down…I”m just interested in your body.
Do you mean to tell me we’re only interested in brains in a series off-shoot?
Zombie-lution: The act of discovering a gun barrel is more effective pointed away from the face.
I’m just an ugly, poorly dressed man. It doesn’t give you the right to call me a zombie!
Now, are you gonna cast me on Walking Dead or not?!?!
I said a Royale with Brains, not cheese!
WHO YOU TRYING TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? DON’T YOU KNOW I’M LOCO?
You’ve heard of the Hobo with a shotgun? Well now I’ve got a handgun.
I’m the Bub that Wolverine keeps talking about.
I told you to quit calling me Bubbles
Chu talkin bout Willis?
If my finger doesn’t fall off trying to squeeze this trigger, I’m gonna shoot you in the throat.
I’m getting too old for this shit.
I may be a zombie but this Sumatran rat-monkey ain’t something I’m willing to let live.
LMAO! If that ain’t the winning comment I don’t know what is.
Leave the gun, take the kidneys.
Say “what” one more Goddamn time!
Dammit. I was gonna eat that!
You Killed my father. Prepare to Die.
You only live once is a crock of shit!
I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
These damn remakes are ruining my life!
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish?
Alright everybody, bite the bullet and make with the head.
That Frank’s red hot sauce you made me eat turned me green with explosive gas and it chased off my blind date! Now it’s your turn to eat it!
You gonna bark all day little zombie, or are you gonna bite?
Which one of you is Uwe Boll?
Who you tryin’ to get crazy with ese? Don’t you know I’m loco?
Barney Fife upgrades to a semi-auto…
SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER!!!
I have come here to chew brains and kick ass….and I’m all out of brains.
Aim center mass, breath in, pause
squeeze, don’t pull
My mother chained me up to a wall once…..Once …
what’s in the box? WHAT’S IN THE BOX!?
I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!
This is how Dexter season 6 SHOULD have ended….
George, what did I say about doing another ‘Dead’ sequel?
Dude, hold still. There’s a bee on you.
No no, it’s totally cool. I saw this on America’s Got Talent.
Oh man, I am so sorry. Your shoelace totally looked like a spider.
Fuck you, you bought Facebook stock.
Freeze mother bitches!
Hand me my wallet…. its the one that says Bad Mother Fucker on it
“Safety? What’s a safety?”
I’m gonna blow your brains out…and then eat ‘em.
No…..I will not sing Rock Me, Amadeus.
Quit laughing, it’s an allergic reaction to blueberries.
When you pry it from my cold, dead hands….
Go ahead! Show me another teaser trailer for a teaser trailer….I dare you!
I’ll be taking these Huggies, and whatever brains you got.
Instead of biting your fucking head off. . I’m gonna shoot you like a civil member of society.
I’m a zombie with a .45, biatch! Now, will you pass me ya brain or not?
Who’s walking dead here, mothafucka?
Cause the boyz in tha crypt are always hard…come talking that shit we’ll pull ur card…
“Ok Mister director-man-Miner, first off the the name’s Bub not Bud…”
No… YOU’RE dead.
You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold de… wait a minute…
Is it true that there’s a point on a man’s head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?
Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have f’ed with? That’s me
Good? Bad? I’m the guy with the gun.
Dyin’ ain’t much of a living, boy.
I shoot, you’re dead. You shoot, I’m….oh wait.
Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you’ve lost. They belong to me now.
When you’re pushed, killing’s as easy as breathing.
Meats meat, and a man’s gotta eat
‘Bub’s Got a Gun’. Not as good as ‘Janie’s Got a Gun’, but are YOU gona tell him?
“I really can’t say, cause I don’t know why
People out here droppin dead like flies
I used to see a home boy givin five
Now I say, “Man, you still alive?”
I am looking for the one they call Grimes . . .
Yeah that’s Bub . . . He’s what we like to call an overachiever.
Guns don’t kill people . . . Zombies with guns kill people.
“Good cop, bad cop doesn’t seem to be working any more. So allow me to introduce into the force, the Interrogation Zombie!!”
Put down that pen…Romero
Are you suggesting…coconuts migrate?
You’re not Aunt Alicia!
NOW you gonna give T Dog some dialogue?!?!
ok, which one killed dr logan
ZED, Zombie and extremely dangerous
Alright, which one of you fucks brought a loaded Uno deck?
“Alright, which one of you is selling brains off the books?
Nobody fucks with the Zombie Mafia and lives.”
no no… i dont want beiber brains
WHAT’S IN THE BOX, WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!?!
Oh, it’s my wife’s head? Well right on man, let’s get our grub on!
With their tanks and their bombs,
And their bombs and their guns.
In your head, in your head, they are dying…
Say ‘Bub’ again. Say ‘Bub’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker
SAY YOU’RE SORRY TO ROBERT PATTINSON!!!
What are you gonna pry from me now Heston?
Don’t fuck with Keith Richards, he’s armed and dangerous!
C’mon Bub, do a desk pop!
You will watch Snooki and Jwoww!
…And two bear claws… And one with sprinkles…
How many is that?
Not sure if something new
or another Futurama meme
“Everyone hand over your brains… and nobody gets hurt”
If Reservoir Dogs Had A Zombie Mode.
He is Probably Voiced By Tom Kenny.
Is That Kevin Bacon?
Zombie With A Gun…
NOW ITS A PARTY!
*In the Voice Of John Walsh*
“This guy Wants to Bite off more than he can chew.”
“I told you, We prefer the term,
Undead American.”
*Disgruntled*
“I SLAVED OVER A DEAD BODY FOR HOURS.”
Cher’s Plastic Fell Off.
And SHE IS ANGRY.
The name is Bub……James Bub.
From Romero with love
Zombies are Forever
Deadfinger
“Get those fucking guts off my table and get me some White Castle.”
Afterlife long member of the NRA
It’s either this or I can eat you alive.
Ok…who f**king farted?
CHARLES BRONSON
DEAD WISH – DEATH WISH 6
which one of you assholes bit me!!??
It rubs the sauce on it’s skin or else it gets shot again…
WHATS NECROPHILIA????!!!!!
I got a zombie army and you can’t harm me
Who do you voodoo, bitch?
Don’t worry. It’s not loaded.
Step away from the bike!
I just wanted to watch the dark night rises!
What!? What do you mean Ash isn’t in the new Evil dead!?
This is for remaking Nightmare on Elm Street…
You thought grave robbing was cool, huh?
Brains! I don’t even like brains…unless they’re splattered all over the walls.
Wait…I can’t eat this.
“Miss Jolie! Please put the gun down!
Zombie? No…I’m the guy from R.E.M — And I’m robbing you.
You Bastard! I didn’t wanna be buried in the pet cemetery!
28 days? I give you 28 seconds.
Now explain Suspiria to me…slowly.
Zombie Apocalypse? You’re looking at him.
Now, which one of you fuckers stepped on my blue man group DVD?
Alas, Bub was disappointed that there was no “Guns for Brains” Program.
I’m afraid, Mr.Zombie, that I must insist your name revert to cummings. We’re all very displeased with you.
The Hobbit is THREE MOVIES?
Gimme all your visine, lip balm, and lotion! Oh and a new shirt.
So Your the one making all of those “step it up” movies !!
Dance for me now…..
Did you just say that I look worse than mick jagger ?!?!
Just give me the brains and nobody gets hurt!
Rick Grimes eat your heart out.
“What’s that George, you want to make a sequel to Survival? Oh I beg to differ.”
So all I need to do is pop my balloon before everyone else and i win the stuffed bear? SWEET!
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
Who does number 2 work for!?
How exactly does one suck a fuck?
Tom Selleck was getting older, so the network had to get creative with his Magnum PI reunion body double.
I know what you’re thinking, punk. You’re thinking “did he eat six brains or only five?”
I believe the funeral home owes me some upgraded pillows!
Roy, could you imagine if you had driven all the way to Florida and it was closed?
“midichlorians?! D’hell out my face with that!”
“I tell you one day…I will have a guest spot on Seinfeld…and it will be glorious.”
ERMAHGERD. BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERNS.
Mention Chick-fil-a one more time……..
So….you really thought Paranormal Activity was scary….
Not sure if friends are knocking on my door or Jehovah’s Witness’
If this used car is so great, why don’t you buy it, salesman?
Not sure if girls getting married on Facebook true or they just attention whores
They said no to Expendables 4? Who is more expendable than Bub?
Badges! We don’t need no stinking badges!
If you mention Nicholas Cage again, I will END you…
My name is Lindsey Lohan,
“Little doggie gonna bark all day or are you gonna bite”
What the hell do you mean there’s an extra charge for the ranch dressing?
I came here to chew brains and kick ass, and I’m all out of brains!
Now this is how we make brains where I’m from!
I said, whoever smelt it ::click::
…dealt it.
F#ck yo couch!
Spare a square?
You choo-choo-choose me?
I’m sorry Old Yeller died at the end, just…
…put the gun down.
“Brain Food” is a figure of WHAT?!
Charlie’s addiction got the better of him…
…and he ran the chocolate factory into the ground.
I’ll give you a warm glass of shut the hell up!
Underground Bunker…$800,000
Helicopter…$140,00
A zombie realizing he doesn’t have to eat your brains to kill you… priceless.
As a matter of fact, I don’t have a conceal carry permit.
Mmmmm….is that Herbal Essences I smell?
“hey i just met you, and this is crazy”
“but i’m a zombie, your face looks tasty”
“I’m sorry but this isn’t working out, I think we should eat other people”
Why wasn’t I a cast in Michael Jackson’s Thriller?
what do you mean Im 25 years late for the “Thriller” music video
If ya smelllllllllll….what the the zomb is cooking….
Leatherface eat your heart out
Put the bunny back in the box!!
I heard your song on the radio, and i was like “Baby, baby, baby, BOOM!”
Don’t make me shoot you, I don’t like lead in my brains!
You are boring me to death and Im already dead. You boring me back to death
Give me back my EAR!
My pistol vs your boomstick
Hanable Lector doesnt squat about properally cooking liver..ppff fava beans with chianti…really?
I have a skin condition, you SON OF A BITCH!
When I said I wanted a shot and a Bud…
…this is NOT what I meant!
Picture, if you will, a Bud and a shooter…
Bet this wasn’t it, was it…
Bub…brain…bub…eats….bub…eats…bub….bub eats brains
In the scarest movie of all time. Its the “Night of the Living”. Make sure you put your little ghouls to bed early
Hannibal Lecot doesnt know squat about properrly cooking liver. Pff fiva beans and a chianti….really?
Fast zombie huh? Outrun This!!
Check out my super steady, interlocking fingered, pistol grip . . . bitch.
These are great guys! I’ll announce the winner today. Thanks!
In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it.
Is it just me or did you get tastier lookin!!!!
I got mugged at the Walking Dead Petting Zoo….
No No No Chuck Norris has a Zombie Militia.
The Dead Will Rise Again!!!!
Two Zombies One Brain WTF!!!!!
I’ve got the need… The Need to feed….
Boom! Headshot!
Headshot! How’s it feel?!
“Get brave…
I ain’t scared to go back to jail…”
“Say ‘what’ again!”
You hear me… Just hand over your brains and no one has to get hurt!
You gonna eat yo cornbread?
You never said you had an kid
Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
I WISH A MOTHAFUCKA WOULD!!
ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS ATE THE LAST BRAIN?