[BD Caption Contest] Give Bub A Hand!!!

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The First Prize winner this week is zombie4ever (please DM me your US mailing address ro receive your Mystery Prize).

Great job guys! And remember, multiple submissions never hurt! Let’s crack 400 this week!

Head inside to see the runner-up and to start this week’s contest!

Our runner up is FahKauffBono. Sadly we can’t provide a prize for runner-up this week. Now, on to this week’s contest!

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

First Prize is another MYSTERY PRIZE grab-bag of DVDs and/or Blu-rays..

 
Source: Bloody Disgusting
  • Alex Brookshire

    Go ahead, make my day

    • el-corpso

      how do you work this thing?

    • Jeff Menard

      BATH SALTS!!….GIVE ME ALL YO’ F*CKN BATH SALTS NOW!!!

  • Alex Brookshire

    You talking to me? You talking to me?

  • Full_Effect_Ed

    Get down on your knees and tell me you love me

  • Alex Brookshire

    Alright, this is a stick up. Give me all your brains

  • Worlds-Shortest-Movie-Reviews

    Say ello to myyy Aunt Alishaaaa.

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    “Just hand over your brain and nobody gets hurt.”

  • Belokk

    Zombie Tommy Lee Jones want brains.

  • SpaceRocket

    Stop! Or My Zombie Will Shoot!

  • SpaceRocket

    You got to ask yourself one question! Do you feel lucky? Well do you punk?

  • SpaceRocket

    Bourne Resurrected

  • flesheater24

    This is what happens when you work on wall street

  • flesheater24

    The first rule of fight club, tell no one

  • flesheater24

    this is what happens when sara palin will run the country

  • flesheater24

    Hey rick I can’t feel my dick now I’ll shoot you

  • Blackheart77

    How am I funny?

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    The only way you’ll get past me is over my undead body.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Get off my lawn!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    Do You feel Lucky Punk?
    well….do ya…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    You Want Me To Dance To Thriller…..
    FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    nobody puts zombie in the corner…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    I dare you to tell me living dead is a contradiction

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    Mmmm brain food

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    Go ahead shoot me. Im already dead

  • Stu-Boffin

    ‘One more Stephen King book and I’ll shoot!’

  • alienxphile

    So it was YOU who decided to remake Drop Dead Fred!

  • xRAPExAPEx

    John Leguizamo is in “Land of the Dead”? Don’t make me shoot you.

  • SpaceRocket

    Thrill Me!

  • SpaceRocket

    Fuck Nick Cannon!

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    I’m tired of these damn zombie posers using bath salts and giving real zombies like me a bad name. Time to man the fuck up!

  • alienxphile

    Hey, aren’t you one of the Spice Girls?

  • alienxphile

    Equal rights for Zombies! Zombies are people too!

  • Laugh Riot

    When I say 400 posts I mean it!!!

  • alienxphile

    What do you mean I can only compete in the ‘special’ Olympics!?

  • Laugh Riot

    Back off this meat is mine!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Can Dick Tracy Survive THE UNDEAD!!!!

  • alienxphile

    That’s right . . . all the brains.

  • Laugh Riot

    Hey fat kid truffle shuffle and no one gets hurt!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Fuck people give me a BURGER!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Where’s my share dammit???

  • Laugh Riot

    Duck I need to save you for myself!!!

  • alienxphile

    So . . . how ‘dead’ are we talking here?

  • DarkSinner71

    Clint Eastwood!?!? He can kiss my ass!!!

  • DarkSinner71

    Winning

  • DarkSinner71

    I said NO memes!!!

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Tell me, how do you get blood stains out of denim?

  • Raze55

    Ithis dude pick one more stupid fucking caption I’m gonna start shooting people.

  • Raze55

    Ahh I just shot Marvin in the face.

  • Bkhong

    Is mayonnaise an instrument?

  • Bkhong

    Who you calling Pinhead?

  • Alabama-Sharp

    The only way anyone will get my gun is to pry it out of my dead fingers…

  • horror_geek1331

    “Saaaa…whuu…ooooooon…….ti…..”*

    *Say ‘what’ one more time!

  • KreturOfTheWheel

    Stop The Re-Shoots or Pitt’s Career Get’s it!

  • KreturOfTheWheel

    7 Weeks of reshoots?!? Goodbye Vacation

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    It’s called guyliner, asshole.

  • miradotheblack

    ZWA

    Zombies With Attitude.

  • KreturOfTheWheel

    The Z-Code

    We don’t trust in the Stereotype, we shoot guns

  • miradotheblack

    HALO+REDBULL+NO SLEEP=

  • FreddyKrueger13

    THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!
    NO I…….AM……..ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!

  • miradotheblack

    WHO TAUGHT THEM HOW TO USE GUNS!!

  • miradotheblack

    Looking back…..should have taken gun safety.

  • miradotheblack

    At least he does not sparkle in the sunlight.

  • miradotheblack

    As he stared at the zombie holding the gun,

    He realized a duel, was a bad idea.

  • miradotheblack

    “TEAM JACOB!”

  • todd-j

    Proud concealed carry permit owner

  • todd-j

    They’ll have to pry it out of my cold dead hands… shit.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Tell me another joke, funny man.

  • sighfi

    I’m running this monkey farm now!

  • Lion7718

    Well, do you feel lucky punk..do ya.

  • Laststop

    I know you’re gonna buy a V/H/S ticket, that’s right I know you are!

  • Lion7718

    No I wont go outside, I’m not in The Walking Dead.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    Rub…A…DUB….BUB….
    Brains..I…Willl…Use….For….GRUB!!!!!!

  • frankstark

    go ahead, make my zombie day

  • frankstark

    bub found out about the day of the dead remake

  • frankstark

    the expendables 3 staring bub the zombie

  • miradotheblack

    You Better Not Lay A Finger,

    ON MY BUTTERFINGER!

  • frankstark

    bub does not want to watch that’s my boy

  • miradotheblack

    Stupid Zombie

    The Safety Is On.

  • frankstark

    i told you not to touch my food damn it

  • miradotheblack

    “F%$K YOUR TYPECASTING!”

  • frankstark

    who’s idea was it to give a zombie a gun

  • frankstark

    charleton heston did say cold dead hands

  • Robcbh

    Smile you son of a bitch

  • Robcbh

    You can have my gun, when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

  • frankstark

    bub’s audition for dirty harry

  • frankstark

    bub’s audition for judge dredd

  • frankstark

    I AM THE LAW

  • frankstark

    that better not be call me maybe in the player

  • frankstark

    so i hear you like to play left 4 dead

  • frankstark

    so i hear you like the resident evil games

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Saw: Apocalypse

  • frankstark

    let milla jovavich get me now

  • frankstark

    well a zombie is playing a fps game

  • J.E.Knight

    Guns don’t kill people…..Zombies do.

  • frankstark

    so this is how you play house of the dead

  • frankstark

    the walking dead staring bub

  • frankstark

    bub’s ready for rick grimes now

  • frankstark

    i guess he watch the movie zombies with guns

  • frankstark

    bub you’re doing it wrong

  • J.E.Knight

    I’ll be your huckleberry.

  • J.E.Knight

    Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens!

  • J.E.Knight

    One hundred and nine dollars, on sale at S-Mart! Shop smart, shop S-Mart!

  • frankstark

    when you see a zombie with a gun, you will shit bricks

  • J.E.Knight

    THIS is my BOOM STICK!!! The next one of you primates…..so much as TOUCHES ME, and I swear…

  • frankstark

    zombie with a gun, shit + bricks

  • J.E.Knight

    How about a little Bankok rules?

  • Wickerman84

    Rambo V!!!

  • frankstark

    this is what happens when left 4 dead gets real

  • http://www.facebook.com/andrew.halsey.98 Andrew Halsey

    Does he look like a bitch?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/andrew.halsey.98 Andrew Halsey

    So Zombie’s shoot guns now? Damn…

  • frankstark

    after hearing about RE6, this is bub’s reaction

  • J.E.Knight

    Good, Bad, I’m the guy with the gun.

  • frankstark

    who’s idea to give a zombie a gun

  • frankstark

    so tell me again, who shoots who in the head

  • frankstark

    let me shoot you in the head and see how that feels

  • porcupinetheater

    Slow down…I”m just interested in your body.

  • porcupinetheater

    Do you mean to tell me we’re only interested in brains in a series off-shoot?

  • porcupinetheater

    Zombie-lution: The act of discovering a gun barrel is more effective pointed away from the face.

  • devonm90

    I’m just an ugly, poorly dressed man. It doesn’t give you the right to call me a zombie!

  • http://www.facebook.com/chewy.chew.1 Chewy Chew

    Now, are you gonna cast me on Walking Dead or not?!?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/chewy.chew.1 Chewy Chew

    I said a Royale with Brains, not cheese!

  • ruthless-b

    WHO YOU TRYING TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? DON’T YOU KNOW I’M LOCO?

  • ruthless-b

    You’ve heard of the Hobo with a shotgun? Well now I’ve got a handgun.

  • ruthless-b

    I’m the Bub that Wolverine keeps talking about.

  • ruthless-b

    I told you to quit calling me Bubbles

  • SuperKilla

    Chu talkin bout Willis?

  • SuperKilla

    If my finger doesn’t fall off trying to squeeze this trigger, I’m gonna shoot you in the throat.

  • Smashdevour

    I’m getting too old for this shit.

  • indiescream

    I may be a zombie but this Sumatran rat-monkey ain’t something I’m willing to let live.

    • Trixxxster

      LMAO! If that ain’t the winning comment I don’t know what is.

  • J.E.Knight

    Leave the gun, take the kidneys.

  • purplek

    Say “what” one more Goddamn time!

  • Steven Rathers

    Dammit. I was gonna eat that!

  • Steven Rathers

    You Killed my father. Prepare to Die.

  • EvilHead1981

    You only live once is a crock of shit!

  • Slayer40450

    I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

  • Slayer40450

    These damn remakes are ruining my life!

  • Slayer40450

    One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish?

  • porcupinetheater

    Alright everybody, bite the bullet and make with the head.

  • Joe-Banger

    That Frank’s red hot sauce you made me eat turned me green with explosive gas and it chased off my blind date! Now it’s your turn to eat it!

  • crow454

    You gonna bark all day little zombie, or are you gonna bite?

  • crow454

    Which one of you is Uwe Boll?

  • russellg79

    Who you tryin’ to get crazy with ese? Don’t you know I’m loco?

  • russellg79

    Barney Fife upgrades to a semi-auto…

  • russellg79

    SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER!!!

  • SIMPLY-EVIL

    I have come here to chew brains and kick ass….and I’m all out of brains.

  • SW1134

    Aim center mass, breath in, pause
    squeeze, don’t pull

  • TEDDYX

    My mother chained me up to a wall once…..Once …

  • but-sir-the-piranha

    what’s in the box? WHAT’S IN THE BOX!?

  • FahKauffBono

    I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!

  • FahKauffBono

    This is how Dexter season 6 SHOULD have ended….

  • but-sir-the-piranha

    George, what did I say about doing another ‘Dead’ sequel?

  • MaxTorque

    Dude, hold still. There’s a bee on you.

  • MaxTorque

    No no, it’s totally cool. I saw this on America’s Got Talent.

  • MaxTorque

    Oh man, I am so sorry. Your shoelace totally looked like a spider.

  • Lion7718

    Fuck you, you bought Facebook stock.

  • davidbleezy

    Freeze mother bitches!

  • FarmerWaits

    Hand me my wallet…. its the one that says Bad Mother Fucker on it

  • Pali-Azzar

    “Safety? What’s a safety?”

  • xxxwolf666

    I’m gonna blow your brains out…and then eat ‘em.

  • ThaRealSkratte

    No…..I will not sing Rock Me, Amadeus.

  • ThaRealSkratte

    Quit laughing, it’s an allergic reaction to blueberries.

  • superchopper

    When you pry it from my cold, dead hands….

  • zaglewiz

    Go ahead! Show me another teaser trailer for a teaser trailer….I dare you!

  • J-SiN

    I’ll be taking these Huggies, and whatever brains you got.

  • Belokk

    Instead of biting your fucking head off. . I’m gonna shoot you like a civil member of society.

  • r_ripley

    I’m a zombie with a .45, biatch! Now, will you pass me ya brain or not?

  • r_ripley

    Who’s walking dead here, mothafucka?

  • Dedneck

    Cause the boyz in tha crypt are always hard…come talking that shit we’ll pull ur card…

  • horror_geek1331

    “Ok Mister director-man-Miner, first off the the name’s Bub not Bud…”

  • copafeel4

    No… YOU’RE dead.

  • copafeel4

    You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold de… wait a minute…

  • Dedneck

    Is it true that there’s a point on a man’s head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?

  • Dedneck

    Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have f’ed with? That’s me

  • Dedneck

    Good? Bad? I’m the guy with the gun.

  • Dedneck

    Dyin’ ain’t much of a living, boy.

  • TheGonzoJoint

    I shoot, you’re dead. You shoot, I’m….oh wait.

  • Dedneck

    Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you’ve lost. They belong to me now.

  • Dedneck

    When you’re pushed, killing’s as easy as breathing.

  • Dedneck

    Meats meat, and a man’s gotta eat

  • CarrieForPromQueen

    ‘Bub’s Got a Gun’. Not as good as ‘Janie’s Got a Gun’, but are YOU gona tell him?

  • Dedneck

    “I really can’t say, cause I don’t know why
    People out here droppin dead like flies
    I used to see a home boy givin five
    Now I say, “Man, you still alive?”

  • Dedneck

    I am looking for the one they call Grimes . . .

  • Dedneck

    Yeah that’s Bub . . . He’s what we like to call an overachiever.

  • Dedneck

    Guns don’t kill people . . . Zombies with guns kill people.

  • theforgottenartist

    “Good cop, bad cop doesn’t seem to be working any more. So allow me to introduce into the force, the Interrogation Zombie!!”

  • secretsquirrely

    Put down that pen…Romero

  • Slacker2387

    Are you suggesting…coconuts migrate?

  • Trioxin83

    You’re not Aunt Alicia!

  • Trioxin83

    NOW you gonna give T Dog some dialogue?!?!

  • frankstark

    ok, which one killed dr logan

  • frankstark

    ZED, Zombie and extremely dangerous

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Alright, which one of you fucks brought a loaded Uno deck?

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    “Alright, which one of you is selling brains off the books?

    Nobody fucks with the Zombie Mafia and lives.”

  • kannibalklown8

    no no… i dont want beiber brains

  • m-m-m-MONSTER_KILL

    WHAT’S IN THE BOX, WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!?!

    Oh, it’s my wife’s head? Well right on man, let’s get our grub on!

  • m-m-m-MONSTER_KILL

    With their tanks and their bombs,
    And their bombs and their guns.
    In your head, in your head, they are dying…

  • Beneviolence

    Say ‘Bub’ again. Say ‘Bub’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker

  • canneryrowdoc

    SAY YOU’RE SORRY TO ROBERT PATTINSON!!!

  • canneryrowdoc

    What are you gonna pry from me now Heston?

  • Trixxxster

    Don’t fuck with Keith Richards, he’s armed and dangerous!

  • Trixxxster

    C’mon Bub, do a desk pop!

  • markajacoby

    You will watch Snooki and Jwoww!

  • VanceMelbourne

    …And two bear claws… And one with sprinkles…
    How many is that?

  • VanceMelbourne

    Not sure if something new
    or another Futurama meme

  • Evan3

    “Everyone hand over your brains… and nobody gets hurt”

  • miradotheblack

    If Reservoir Dogs Had A Zombie Mode.

  • miradotheblack

    He is Probably Voiced By Tom Kenny.

  • miradotheblack

    Is That Kevin Bacon?

  • miradotheblack

    Zombie With A Gun…

    NOW ITS A PARTY!

  • miradotheblack

    *In the Voice Of John Walsh*

    “This guy Wants to Bite off more than he can chew.”

  • miradotheblack

    “I told you, We prefer the term,

    Undead American.”

  • miradotheblack

    *Disgruntled*

    “I SLAVED OVER A DEAD BODY FOR HOURS.”

  • miradotheblack

    Cher’s Plastic Fell Off.

    And SHE IS ANGRY.

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo Anthony Rebollo

    The name is Bub……James Bub.

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo Anthony Rebollo

    From Romero with love

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo Anthony Rebollo

    Zombies are Forever

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo Anthony Rebollo

    Deadfinger

  • Evil-White-Male

    “Get those fucking guts off my table and get me some White Castle.”

  • Lou

    Afterlife long member of the NRA

  • davidbleezy

    It’s either this or I can eat you alive.

  • davidbleezy

    Ok…who f**king farted?

  • http://www.facebook.com/ErnieT0770 Filmmaven

    CHARLES BRONSON

    DEAD WISH – DEATH WISH 6

  • Laugh Riot

    which one of you assholes bit me!!??

  • Laugh Riot

    It rubs the sauce on it’s skin or else it gets shot again…

  • Laugh Riot

    WHATS NECROPHILIA????!!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    I got a zombie army and you can’t harm me
    Who do you voodoo, bitch?

  • Uncle-Spook

    Don’t worry. It’s not loaded.

  • Uncle-Spook

    Step away from the bike!

  • Uncle-Spook

    I just wanted to watch the dark night rises!

  • Uncle-Spook

    What!? What do you mean Ash isn’t in the new Evil dead!?

  • Uncle-Spook

    This is for remaking Nightmare on Elm Street…

  • Uncle-Spook

    You thought grave robbing was cool, huh?

  • Uncle-Spook

    Brains! I don’t even like brains…unless they’re splattered all over the walls.

  • Uncle-Spook

    Wait…I can’t eat this.

  • Uncle-Spook

    “Miss Jolie! Please put the gun down!

  • Uncle-Spook

    Zombie? No…I’m the guy from R.E.M — And I’m robbing you.

  • Uncle-Spook

    You Bastard! I didn’t wanna be buried in the pet cemetery!

  • Uncle-Spook

    28 days? I give you 28 seconds.

  • Uncle-Spook

    Now explain Suspiria to me…slowly.

  • Uncle-Spook

    Zombie Apocalypse? You’re looking at him.

  • Uncle-Spook

    Now, which one of you fuckers stepped on my blue man group DVD?

  • Uncle-Spook

    Alas, Bub was disappointed that there was no “Guns for Brains” Program.

  • Uncle-Spook

    I’m afraid, Mr.Zombie, that I must insist your name revert to cummings. We’re all very displeased with you.

  • Seether

    The Hobbit is THREE MOVIES?

  • xxxwolf666

    Gimme all your visine, lip balm, and lotion! Oh and a new shirt.

  • culls810

    So Your the one making all of those “step it up” movies !!

    Dance for me now…..

  • culls810

    Did you just say that I look worse than mick jagger ?!?!

  • Magikarp

    Just give me the brains and nobody gets hurt!

  • Magikarp

    Rick Grimes eat your heart out.

  • bifflonestar242

    “What’s that George, you want to make a sequel to Survival? Oh I beg to differ.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/dustin.hehn Dustin Hehn

    So all I need to do is pop my balloon before everyone else and i win the stuffed bear? SWEET!

  • alienxphile

    Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

  • alienxphile

    Who does number 2 work for!?

  • alienxphile

    How exactly does one suck a fuck?

  • Duane

    Tom Selleck was getting older, so the network had to get creative with his Magnum PI reunion body double.

  • Duane

    I know what you’re thinking, punk. You’re thinking “did he eat six brains or only five?”

  • Duane

    I believe the funeral home owes me some upgraded pillows!

  • Duane

    Roy, could you imagine if you had driven all the way to Florida and it was closed?

  • bifflonestar242

    “midichlorians?! D’hell out my face with that!”

  • bifflonestar242

    “I tell you one day…I will have a guest spot on Seinfeld…and it will be glorious.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/noah.schwartzer schwano

    ERMAHGERD. BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERNS.

  • IngeniouslyWeird

    Mention Chick-fil-a one more time……..

  • IngeniouslyWeird

    So….you really thought Paranormal Activity was scary….

  • schizophrenic-kyle

    Not sure if friends are knocking on my door or Jehovah’s Witness’

  • schizophrenic-kyle

    If this used car is so great, why don’t you buy it, salesman?

  • schizophrenic-kyle

    Not sure if girls getting married on Facebook true or they just attention whores

  • Duane

    They said no to Expendables 4? Who is more expendable than Bub?

  • Duane

    Badges! We don’t need no stinking badges!

  • mairsil

    If you mention Nicholas Cage again, I will END you…

  • auobotfj

    My name is Lindsey Lohan,

  • auobotfj

    “Little doggie gonna bark all day or are you gonna bite”

  • Duane

    What the hell do you mean there’s an extra charge for the ranch dressing?

  • Duane

    I came here to chew brains and kick ass, and I’m all out of brains!

  • Duane

    Now this is how we make brains where I’m from!

  • TheOlive

    I said, whoever smelt it ::click::
    …dealt it.

  • TheOlive

    F#ck yo couch!

  • TheOlive

    Spare a square?

  • TheOlive

    You choo-choo-choose me?

  • TheOlive

    I’m sorry Old Yeller died at the end, just…
    …put the gun down.

  • TheOlive

    “Brain Food” is a figure of WHAT?!

  • TheOlive

    Charlie’s addiction got the better of him…
    …and he ran the chocolate factory into the ground.

  • TheOlive

    I’ll give you a warm glass of shut the hell up!

  • TheOlive

    Underground Bunker…$800,000
    Helicopter…$140,00
    A zombie realizing he doesn’t have to eat your brains to kill you… priceless.

  • Lou

    As a matter of fact, I don’t have a conceal carry permit.

  • Duane

    Mmmmm….is that Herbal Essences I smell?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    “hey i just met you, and this is crazy”
    “but i’m a zombie, your face looks tasty”

  • db1250

    “I’m sorry but this isn’t working out, I think we should eat other people”

  • db1250

    Why wasn’t I a cast in Michael Jackson’s Thriller?

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    what do you mean Im 25 years late for the “Thriller” music video

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    If ya smelllllllllll….what the the zomb is cooking….

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    Leatherface eat your heart out

  • HorrorFan101

    Put the bunny back in the box!!

  • eddi

    I heard your song on the radio, and i was like “Baby, baby, baby, BOOM!”

  • eddi

    Don’t make me shoot you, I don’t like lead in my brains!

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    You are boring me to death and Im already dead. You boring me back to death

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    Give me back my EAR!

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    My pistol vs your boomstick

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    Hanable Lector doesnt squat about properally cooking liver..ppff fava beans with chianti…really?

  • deandean1990

    I have a skin condition, you SON OF A BITCH!

  • CDevil

    When I said I wanted a shot and a Bud…

    …this is NOT what I meant!

  • CDevil

    Picture, if you will, a Bud and a shooter…

    Bet this wasn’t it, was it…

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    Bub…brain…bub…eats….bub…eats…bub….bub eats brains

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    In the scarest movie of all time. Its the “Night of the Living”. Make sure you put your little ghouls to bed early

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    Hannibal Lecot doesnt know squat about properrly cooking liver. Pff fiva beans and a chianti….really?

  • j.c

    Fast zombie huh? Outrun This!!

  • Belokk

    Check out my super steady, interlocking fingered, pistol grip . . . bitch.

  • EvanDickson

    These are great guys! I’ll announce the winner today. Thanks!

  • StangChick

    In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it.

  • Laugh Riot

    Is it just me or did you get tastier lookin!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    I got mugged at the Walking Dead Petting Zoo….

  • Laugh Riot

    No No No Chuck Norris has a Zombie Militia.

  • Laugh Riot

    The Dead Will Rise Again!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Two Zombies One Brain WTF!!!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    I’ve got the need… The Need to feed….

  • KreturOfTheWheel

    Boom! Headshot!

  • KreturOfTheWheel

    Headshot! How’s it feel?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/alansoyars MrClarke

    “Get brave…

    I ain’t scared to go back to jail…”

  • Chance_X74

    “Say ‘what’ again!”

  • Damien-Cole

    You hear me… Just hand over your brains and no one has to get hurt!

  • Gabriel Flores

    You gonna eat yo cornbread?

  • Gabriel Flores

    You never said you had an kid

  • WAlkR

    Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

  • MR.-TERRIFIC

    I WISH A MOTHAFUCKA WOULD!!

  • MR.-TERRIFIC

    ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS ATE THE LAST BRAIN?