‘Scary Movie 5′ Will Be A Reboot; Lindsay Lohan And Charlie Sheen Set To Star

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It’s being reported that both Lindsay Lohan (I Know Who Killed Me) and Charlie Sheen (Machete Kills) are both signed on for Dimension Films’ Scary Movie 5.

Sources say that the ever-comebacking Sheen, despite being uncomfortably killed off in Scary Movie 4, will be back for the next sequel, which is being touted as a complete reboot of the franchise and is due in theaters January 11, 2013.

It’s also confirmed that Faris has chosen to freeze her number at four and will not be back for the new film.

The duo join previously announced Erica Ash and Ashley Tisdale, with Anthony Anderson, Regina Hall and Kevin Hart rumored to also return.

Malcolm Lee directs the retooling that will spoof Black Swan, Paranormal Activity, Rise of the Planet of the Apes and 127 Hours.

Source: E!
  • http://www.facebook.com/slamdanceonyourgrave Evan Shanahan

    Holy fucking shit no.

  • Decapitated_Dave

    I mean, I guess I’m down. I just wish they’d stick to straight horror. Less of a demographic.

  • m-m-m-MONSTER_KILL

    So, they’re parodying 2 movies from 2011, one from 2010, and one from 2007, and the movie comes out next year…I’m pretty sure ALL of those have been lampooned so many times since their respective releases across all forms of media that a full-on Scary Movie-brand parody will just fall flat. Unless they’re able to work some magic like in the first one anyway (or the 4th, which I thought was the second best in the franchise, but I know I’m in the minority there…).

  • http://www.facebook.com/ArmandDCyungTOTOO Armand DC

    Bring back Faris! I demand. No one can be pushed up the ceiling like her. Ahhh… memories. :)