[BD Caption Contest] Win ‘Jaws’ On Blu-ray!!!

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The First Prize winner this week is wildgator25 (please DM me your US mailing address to receive your Limited Edition Walking Dead Season 2 Head Blu-ray).

This week we don’t have a mystery prize, instead we’re giving away Jaws on Blu-rays. It’s a truly amazing restoration of the film with a TON of extra bonus features! You can get an idea of it here. BOTH First prize and the runner-up in the upcoming contest will receive Blu-rays. First prize winner will also receive a Jaws bottle opener!

Head inside to see the runner-up and to start this week’s contest!

Our runner up is ThatMovieNerd. Sadly we can’t provide a prize for the runner-up for last week’s contest. Now, on to this week’s contest!

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

First Prize and Runner-Up receive Jaws on Blu-ray.

 
Source: Bloody Disgusting
  • Alex Brookshire

    Like my career,
    He’s dead

    • peliculalover

      Really, in the future I am funny!

    • Chad

      I love you, MAN!!

  • Alex Brookshire

    Loomis: It’s over.
    Rudd: Good, cause I got to go make Clueless

  • Alex Brookshire

    Paul Rudd looks pretty “Clueless”

  • FunkMasterJoe

    Look, I understand you’re a virgin, but this isn’t the answer. I’ve helped others before.

  • Alex Brookshire

    Shoots him 6 times and doesn’t die.
    Then shoots him once and is satisfied.

  • Alex Brookshire

    Loomis: Wow, that was disappointing

  • sfm1031

    Be sure Michael understands…I want Phoebe’s head!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    I triple dog dare you to do a movie called “Clueless”

  • Alex Brookshire

    Damn it, not another EMT

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    And that is how you dispose of a dead hooker

  • kizzle

    Tommy: I can smell that Loomis… Why would you just walk away?

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    Whatever you do, dont say Halloween 3 was a worthy sequel

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    Is that a gun in your pocket or you just happy to see me….oh darn it is a gun

  • sabreson360

    Do it again and you’re grounded.

  • sabreson360

    Man I’ve got to get me one of those canes. Such a pimp.

  • sabreson360

    Have that report on my desk by noon.

  • dodger_83

    damm i forgot my cell phone… you take care of Michael Myers ill be back in a bit

  • dodger_83

    oops forgot the bullets ill be back

  • sabreson360

    He’s still watching me isn’t he?

  • sabreson360

    Don’t look at his ass, don’t look at his ass… D’oh!

  • dodger_83

    RUDD: wait your leaving
    LOOMIS: yes
    RUDD: why
    LOOMIS: Because you’re so clueless

  • sabreson360

    Put some pictures up while you’re at it these walls are rather bland.

  • dodger_83

    ok ok i wont fart again ..sorry

  • AxemanAtCuttersCreek

    Don’t be embarrassed, Mr. Loomis. It happens to every guy as they get older.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1425071267 Elizabeth Howell

    Loomis: Oh my God. What’s that smell?
    Tommy Doyle: That’s the smell of desire, my lady.

  • Mack Blankenship

    The Expendables 6

  • http://chrisgaskey.tumblr.com Chris

    Doc! The Producer’s Cut is better, I swear!

  • Mack Blankenship

    Louis CK didn’t age well…he looks pissed off too.

  • Mack Blankenship

    Say what again…

  • bloodlust91

    Loomis: Doyle stand guard…there has to be a bathroom somewhere around here..

  • Mack Blankenship

    Anyone else says I didn’t “get” Prometheus gets shot in their stupid face.

  • Screamz

    This is my final film…you have to live with it for the rest of your life.

  • bloodlust91

    Doyle: Could you find a smaller gun?!
    Loomis: Size don’t matter my boy

  • angekok

    Roy Scheider In the exciting prequel : All That JAWS !!!

  • abone114

    Knows gun won’t do any good, brings it anyway…

  • RyanH

    Doyle: How many shots does it take to kill Michael Myers?
    Loomis: Fuck if I know.

  • RyanH

    Serious as pumpkin shit.

  • bloodlust91

    Loomis: I’m going in
    Doyle: No prob,scream if you need me

  • RyanH

    Got prostate exam…. can’t look anyone in the eye.

  • winnie381

    Loomis: I said grey jacket, black shirt and green pants….not green jacket, grey shirt and black pants!

  • Blodulv

    Damn, looks like someone needs to do their lunges!

  • Blodulv

    Why does that guy keep checking out my ass?

  • Slacker2387

    It’s not for the career…It’s for the paycheck

  • LAPD

    This Myers kid is beginning to be a HUGE pain in the ass.

  • bloodlust91

    Doyle: Omg that smell… Talk about being scared shitless

  • AdamFearson

    You’re gonna need a bigger gun.

  • Whorror

    Wait… Did I leave the stove on?

  • Whorror

    Hold up.. I love you man

  • FreddyKrueger13

    “Why do you have a gun?!” “They tell me I’m not Dr.Loomis!”

  • adamnew

    There must be a good Halloween Sequel somewhere around here.

  • TheGonzoJoint

    Whatever, you go ahead.

    I’ve got that Knocked Up sequel to make.

  • peliculalover

    Really, in the future I’m funny!

  • peliculalover

    If you tell that Michael Myers and his doctor joke one more time I’m gonna shoot you!

  • peliculalover

    You mean I’m not Tim Matheson?

  • peliculalover

    I guess I need to talk with Michael about being replaced and cancelling my contract after this picture.

  • peliculalover

    Your asking yourself, was that 6 or 7 shots?
    Do you feel lucky punk?

  • peliculalover

    So, it takes a gun to get a lifetime contract with these guys, thanks for the tip.

  • michaelkiyoe

    “You know how I know you’re gay? Wig in Escape.”

  • peliculalover

    Damn, was that a left followed by 2 rights or was that 2 rights followed by a left to find the exit?

  • peliculalover

    Doctor your an old hack and your career is over.

    I guess I need to talk with Michael about being replaced and renegotiating my contract.

  • peliculalover

    Damn you can never find a nurse when you need one!

  • michaelkiyoe

    “Is it really a mugging if he only took my SAG card?”

  • michaelkiyoe

    Maybe I shouldn’t have told Pleasence they wrote him out of the series.

  • secretsquirrely

    I did not know that about myself…

  • secretsquirrely

    Well…that escalated quickly.

  • NichealBluth

    “Dr. Loomis, don’t move, there is a HUGE bee on the back of your head..”

  • JaceD4V1S

    Loomis: This is the last time the pharmacy f***s up my perscription.

  • z0mbiej0e

    Tommy, the bottle said ’4 hours’. Its been 3 days!

  • halloweenlee

    Loomis are you Prairie doggin it?

  • Belokk

    Your ass looks delightful from this angle, Dr. Loomis.

  • bloodlust91

    Watch my back

  • donniedarko180

    Did you really just crop dust me?

  • donniedarko180

    I see you baby… Shaking that ass.

  • ttop33

    Loomis: Which way to the daycare?

  • insanitormang

    Must stop.. Rob Zombie.

  • russellg79

    You can keep the gun… I’ve got rune stones.

  • russellg79

    This all makes much more sense in the producer’s cut.

  • russellg79

    Are you sure this is the right way to the bathroom?

  • thatsmyboyblue

    Doyle: I dont think that gun will help

    Loomis: That’s why I brought my cane, dumbass

  • alexdelge

    Stay here. I’m going to take out the director before it’s too late.

  • C. Son

    Loomis: Run! Pure evil is coming!

    Doyle: Michael Myers?

    Loomis: No, Judd Apatow.

  • TheDoctor

    “Don’t go…I can dress like a child if it helps?”

    • Michael_M

      You probably won’t, win but you should. Wading through all the garbage submissions to find this one very edgy nugget was worth it.

      • TheDoctor

        Thank you.. it was one of my better submissions :)

  • TheDoctor

    “We don’t talk anymore… it’s just Michael this and Michael that”

  • wildgator25

    With Cialis Daily Use… you can be ready anytime the moment is right.

  • TheDoctor

    “I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes…” WE GET IT… HE’S EVIL!!

  • TheDoctor

    Tommy – “Doctor Loomis, you know that can’t stop Michael.”
    Loomis – “Nothing can stop Michael, but it can stop who ever is creating these sequals”

  • Raz13

    New Line Cinema brings you the remake you’ve all been longing for…
    Paul Rudd as Frodo, Donald Pleasance as Gandalf.

  • bloodlust91

    I’m working on this killer stride, watcha think?

  • Beezle2112

    Your friend was right. Steely Dan does gargle my balls.

  • Beezle2112

    We’re calling our kingdom ‘Kiss My Anthia’ and we really need a wizard….

  • Beezle2112

    Hey, Blofeld, did you loose your pussy or did Bond find double tap that thing?

  • Beezle2112

    You know how I know you’re gay, Rudd? You are starring at my ass as I walk away, you pervert.

  • Beezle2112

    Hey, Blofeld, did you loose your pussy or did Bond finally double tap that thing? (Edited for better understanding.)

  • Keno65026

    “I met this sixty-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes…” and I knew his ass was going back into the old folks home.

  • KingCujo

    Should I tell ‘em about that “Kick Me” sign?

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Dude…it’s Donald Pleasence!

  • MadJester

    Desperate measures are called for after Obama cuts medicare once again.

  • slaughterwhorefromhell

    -Ey Vincent…what do they call a quarter pounder in France?
    -Roy-all wit cheese…

  • slaughterwhorefromhell

    Have you had yer dia-beet-iss checked?

  • slaughterwhorefromhell

    -Oh fuck I shit myself…
    -Oh fuck he shit himself :(

  • Laugh Riot

    If my wife calls tell her I’m off to kill my illegitimate son…

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Paul Rudd…speechless!?

  • Laugh Riot

    Time to give out candy till one of the little bastards tries to stab me….

  • Laugh Riot

    For the last time I don’t need glasses to shoot a gun!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    NO MORE WARNING SHOTS!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Would it kill ya to smile???

  • Laugh Riot

    Wouldn’t be easier to do this on some other day beside Trick or Treat night???

  • chadstephen2005

    Hold me closer…….tiny dancer

  • jesuseatspaste

    This was a warning, but next time you drink the last of the milk I won’t be so nice.

  • flesheater24

    SO this is what hollywoods game of LIFE looks like.

  • flesheater24

    Hey dad.
    Ya
    FUCK YOU

  • flesheater24

    I love petting pussys.
    You know the cat.

  • jesuseatspaste

    Frankly old man I’m sick of you boozin’ up and shooting at beer cans in the hallway.

  • death_by_kebab

    “So…no more slapping the bass?”

  • slaughterwhorefromhell

    Don’t…go. I’ll be Paul Rudd without you…

  • slaughterwhorefromhell

    “Hey Loomis…can you say Mauve?”

  • slaughterwhorefromhell

    Maaaaaaaauuuuuuve!!!!

  • mairsil

    Busta Rhymes is going to be in a sequel? Not on my watch…

  • mairsil

    I’m going to go have a word with the writers…

  • mairsil

    Explosive diarrhea – it can strike anytime, anywhere.

  • mairsil

    It’s all because of the Mark of… what? Nevermind, I’m out.

  • mairsil

    I’m sorry Paul. I’ve seen what you are going to do with your career, and I just can’t let you live.

  • mairsil

    I treat all film roles one way – very seriously.

  • mairsil

    Time for the salary negotiations.

  • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.schiffer Chris-Rand Schiffer

    loomis: i’ve buried ghosts, like you buried your career

  • BornVillian

    Craigslist, creating awkward meetings since 1995.

  • BornVillian

    He looks nothing like his Myspace picture

  • BornVillian

    Internet Dating 101, the sly walk by.

  • BornVillian

    Like Ohmygosh He’s totally looking at me. Don’t look back Loomy you got this.

  • BornVillian

    Maybe he didn’t notice…Dude I know you farted

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1504852851 Max Dayhoff

    Loomis: “What’s in your pocket?”

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1504852851 Max Dayhoff

      with capital one you never have to wonder

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Shaft 2: Suburban Nightmares

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Tommy: You know you can’t kill him, right? Only a Myers can kill a Myers.

    Sam: Wrong movie, jackass.

  • Walsh79

    You got get your friend laid.
    I’m going to get paid.

  • JayAbad

    Where are you going?

    To get Michael! I’m determined to bring him to our “Dinner for Schmucks!”

  • schizophrenic-kyle

    Loomis was prepared for the next time someone yelled “Dat Ass” to him.

  • JayAbad

    I take it you don’t like the formidable scent of my ‘Sex Panther’

    If I did, I wouldn’t be contemplating shooting myself!

  • JayAbad

    That’s right, walk away. You’ll come crawling back. They do every time… 60% of the time.

  • JayAbad

    I don’t know why you always go on and on about Michael Myers. He’s a poser. He wears a Shatner mask, but ask him ONE Star Trek trivia question and all you get is a blank stare. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’d only ever watched the remake!

  • Sertzo19

    Paul Rudd: Hey! I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my prostate, so check it, maybe?

  • http://thefilmpolice.blogspot.com/ Armand DC

    Fine, you do it. You kill Michael Myers.

  • http://thefilmpolice.blogspot.com/ Armand DC

    You think it’s easy to f*ck with Myers? Damn, you’re “clueless”.

  • http://thefilmpolice.blogspot.com/ Armand DC

    Sorry Paul Rudd, “I Could Never Be Your Woman”.

  • KreturOfTheWheel

    For God Sakes! I don’t have Diabeetus!

  • http://thefilmpolice.blogspot.com/ Armand DC

    Sir Loomis, “I Love You, Man”. Now go kill Myers for me.

  • Raze55

    I promise you 60% of the time bullets work every time.

  • Raze55

    I’m kind of a pacifist, I don’t really believe in imaginary bloodshed.

  • Raze55

    HEy before you go die I just want you to know I love you, Bro Montana.

  • http://www.facebook.com/zoranface lowcarbcomedy

    Was it something you read in my gournal?

  • enjoying

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  • myers78

    Tommy ) Dr Loomis guns wont work against Michael Myers he’s the boogy man 1

    Loomis) Ive just read the script Tommy im going to shot the director.

  • myers78

    Tommy ) Dr Loomis guns wont work against Michael Myers he’s the boogy man !

    Loomis) Ive just read the script Tommy im going to shoot the director.

  • bloodlust91

    What, was it something I said?

  • Trixxxster

    Of all the days to forget my Geritol. . .

  • Trixxxster

    Don’t worry kid, your career survives this. I don’t.

  • Trixxxster

    Mind fetching me a fresh pair of depends? There’s a good lad.

  • http://www.facebook.com/terry.smith.5667 Terry Smith

    I’m not your father? I’ll take care of her…

  • frankstark

    hey man where are you going?
    leaving this series

  • frankstark

    Did you see the remake of halloween?
    goodbye the series is dead like me

  • frankstark

    the original version of “I love you,man.”

  • frankstark

    well at lease Alex Delarge is playing you in the remake

  • frankstark

    my next movie after this is clueless.
    what is your next movie roll?

  • frankstark

    Donald pleasence’s reaction to paul rudd’s career

  • frankstark

    Loomis reaction to Paul Rudd’s career.

  • frankstark

    Rudd:I was in the movie our idiot brother.
    Loomis: you sucks

  • frankstark

    the original version of dinner for schmucks was darker

  • frankstark

    Loomis after seeing dinner for schmucks

  • frankstark

    want to see the movie year one
    “Hell No”

  • frankstark

    Remember to shoot Michael in the head
    or this series will keep going forever.

  • frankstark

    going to shoot Michael Myers now
    which one the boogieman or shrek

  • frankstark

    auditions for 50 shades of grey the movie

  • frankstark

    where are you off to Loomis?
    going to Miami to kill zombies

  • frankstark

    you sure you want to go now
    my man Seth Rogan will be here in a few

  • frankstark

    wait we are still filming
    Danielle Harris was right about leaving this movie

  • KingCujo

    Screw you Pleasance. I’m Apatow’s bitch now!

  • ComeGetSome

    “I think that old guy just pooped himself.”
    “Did I just poop myself?”

  • Tavern of Terror

    I heard Rob Zombie’s taking over the franchise. I hereby resign.

  • mairsil

    Next season on “Top Shot”…

  • JayAbad

    I love you, my psy-BRO-therapist.
    …Nothing?

  • PeteMcSwiss

    Dr Loomis and his assistant prepare to take on one of the worst cases of gonorrhea ever !

  • zombiereign

    But, Mr. Sandusky … are you sure this is the way to the locker room?

  • DeadManZombieFan

    seriously dude?… How are you going to fart and walk away like that?

  • BornVillian

    You’ll never be as famous as me kid….challenge accepted.

  • DeadManZombieFan

    im sorry the movie was awful… please dont leave me here in it!

  • mothman2300

    TOMMY – Whoa! What is that?

    LOOMIS – Sex Panther, by Odion.

  • Mr-Turdlington

    Whoops! I pooped

  • Joey_Redballs

    Nobody messes with my Medicare!

  • Joey_Redballs

    This time, I going to shoot Michael in frank and beans.

  • Joey_Redballs

    This time, I’m going to shoot Michael in his frank and beans.

  • Joey_Redballs

    I’m going to force ILM to fix this train wreck.

  • Joey_Redballs

    We’re gonna need a bigger gun.

  • Joey_Redballs

    Time to put this series out of its misery.

  • Joey_Redballs

    This was the moment that Paul realized “tripping” with Donald Pleasance was a bad idea.

  • Joey_Redballs

    Agents are for p*ssies. This is how I negotiate for sequels.

  • daruckus

    Did you just fart, old man?

    Uhh…. I must find him.

  • dangerzone79

    Loomis: If you say “slappa da baaaaaassss” one more time…

  • DanceWithoutYou93

    “Donald, where are you going? We’re still filming.”

  • enjoying

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  • mbrennan191

    “Never trust a fart son, never trust a fart.”

  • tungbandit

    “i’m gettin to old for this sh*t”

  • tungbandit

    “i can’t work with somebody who starred in clueless”

  • crsbrsr

    Dad, are there days that you don’t feel fresh?

  • http://www.facebook.com/tim.murr1 Tim Murr

    “When will blowing old men stop feeling weird?”

  • FahKauffBono

    “You taste like burger. I don’t like you anymore!”

  • FahKauffBono

    “I am Haddonfield’s RECKONING!”

  • FahKauffBono

    “Really, Achorman 2?? I worked with a monkey. BOOM!”

  • slaughterwhorefromhell

    -Michael…get up…Tommie’s giving that weird stare again.

  • slaughterwhorefromhell

    -I can feeeel…your Rudder…

  • slaughterwhorefromhell

    - Michael, my love. Don’t leave me with Rudd.

  • SpaceboySD

    Wool Trench Coat: $59.00
    Beard Wax: $15.00
    Walking Cane: $39.00
    Trying To Kill The Same Unkillable Maniac Over The Course Of 5 Films Using Bullets: CLUELESS

  • SpaceboySD

    “Enough of this bullets shit, it’s time to cropdust this druidic bastard.”

  • SpaceboySD

    “Don’t just stand there looking clueless, help me find the missing pages from the script!”

  • HorrorMerk

    Rudd: “You got it Joben!”

    Loomis: “…. What the F*** Did He Just Say?!”

  • bloodyhater

    I’m getting out of this shit movie and you should too!

  • Wolf-man

    That’s doing it geriatric style.

  • MaxTorque

    That guy stole my lunchbox in 1938! Oh man, this is gonna be sweet….

  • Daddy-the-Baddy

    DAT ASS!

    ………

  • MaxTorque

    Hold it right there, pal. I’m gonna give you a lap dance you’ll never forget.

  • MaxTorque

    Just watch my feet. It’s step, cane, step step cane, BANG.

  • pootie_tang516

    I just remembered…I forgot my Depends

  • SpaceboySD

    “If you ask me ‘Do you know how I know you’re gay?’ just one more time tonight Mr. Doyle, so help me I will kill you myself.”

  • wildgator25

    Yeah, you better walk away, hard-ass.

  • wildgator25

    Hello…. is it me you’re looking for?

  • russellg79

    Dr Loomis, what is your secret? Your burn scars are hardly noticable anymore.

  • russellg79

    Dr Loomis finally had enough of the “DOYLE RULES” chant from Tommy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/balgar Benjamin Algar

    Well yeah … I bet you my gun is bigger than yours

  • http://www.facebook.com/balgar Benjamin Algar

    For get y– Wanderlust? You ass!

  • http://www.facebook.com/balgar Benjamin Algar

    If you throw up, I’m not picking it up

  • http://www.facebook.com/balgar Benjamin Algar

    At least my loins don’t look like my face

  • http://www.facebook.com/balgar Benjamin Algar

    Stuck in a rudd, are we? God knows why you got hired

  • http://www.facebook.com/balgar Benjamin Algar

    Celebrity ghost stories … I saw Paul Rudd.

  • http://www.facebook.com/balgar Benjamin Algar

    Sorry, Kid, but you in fifty years isn’t all the bad.

  • http://www.facebook.com/balgar Benjamin Algar

    You found the baby, I found the killer. Need I continue?

  • http://www.facebook.com/balgar Benjamin Algar

    Michael Myers? That Canadian guy?

  • thebogeymaniscoming

    Tries to stop a knife-wielding maniac.

    Scares kids, blows up cars, threatens police, brings gun to public hospitals.

  • Michael_M

    Hey Evan, ever thought of restricting people to only one submission? Force them to think of their best and then submit it. I don’t envy you having to wade through so many ridiculous submissions from people who have no concept how to create a caption, or just copy something someone else already posted.
    Benjamin Algar didn’t really need 9 entries.

    • EvanDickson

      @Michael_M There are issues with the current thing – but part of the fun is people submitting multiple times and – hopefully – getting better as they go along.

  • Joe-Banger

    Son: I love you dad! Dad: Yes I know and I must tell that before I kill Micheal or he kills me that either way you still arent getting my bud light!

  • Joe-Banger

    Where are you going Grampa? I forgot my viagra, when Im done here Im going to party!

  • mairsil

    Two guys, one gun…

  • openthedoor-man

    Rudd: Okay here’s one. If Jamie Lloyd is Laurie Strode’s daughter and her uncle is Michael Myers. Then who is Michael to Laurie?
    Dr. Loomis: Her “idiot brother”!!!!
    Rudd: Oh, so you’ve heard that one before?

  • slaughterhorefromhell

    - Hold it right there…

    It’s me…Snakes…

    - I knew it was you…I could smell ya gettin off the elevator!

  • slaughterhorefromhell

    “Snakes…I know I’ve heard that name “Snakes” before.”

  • SuperKilla

    Tommy Doyle: Are we in one of those lame caption contest?

    Dr.Loomis: I’m afraid we are.

  • J-SiN

    Hold that thought, I REALLY gotta go!

  • englishinvader

    “Hey Loomis, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see… oh right, it’s a gun”

  • englishinvader

    “Doyle, is it me or is your right hand really tiny?”

  • englishinvader

    “You look familiar to me Doyle. Don’t tell me, don’t even give me a clue, less you tell me.”

  • Full_Effect_Ed

    Off to find Myers again?

    At least I’m not slappin da bass…

  • bonerghost

    I know he’s here somewhere, I can smell Bigfoot’s Dick!

  • Evan3

    “Even when things heat up in your bunker… Jackets by London Fog will keep you cool!”

  • carlosrossi

    We’re gonna need a bigger diaper.

  • wildgator25

    Son of a bitch, who designed this crooked ass hallway?

  • wildgator25

    You think this pistol’s weak? Wait until you read the script…

  • manorbeast

    Nice buns, Loomis.
    Loomis: I work out.

  • hatter76

    Tommy: Where are you going?

    Loomis: To Shoot him 6 more times!

  • hatter76

    Tommy:Why are you leaving?

    Loomis: I’ve already shot him 600 times!

  • hatter76

    “DEAD MAN WALKING”

  • hatter76

    Tommy: You don’t have any balls

    Loomis: Thats why I have a Gun!

  • hatter76

    Tommy:Where are you going?

    Loomis: I forgot to bring Bullets.

  • hatter76

    Tommy: Where are you going?

    Loomis: Far away from you!

  • xxxwolf666

    You’re eyes aren’t THAT hypnotic!

  • wildgator25

    If you’re waiting on me, you’re backing up.

  • wildgator25

    Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?

  • Horror_Fanatic27

    Oh Shit, I forgot about the muffins at home, be right back, Tommy.

  • jesuseatspaste

    I’m off to take out that Austin Powers guy once and for all!

  • jesuseatspaste

    We’ll meet back here in one hour, hopefully with KISS tickets!

  • jesuseatspaste

    You said $400, you didn’t say I had to kiss you on the mouth!

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Paul: Don’t do anything stupid, Don. P.J. Soles wasn’t in The Fog either.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    A Behind The Scenes Look At Chris O’Donnell and George Clooney In ‘Batman And Robin’!

  • wildgator25

    You’re right Paul, I won’t pay a lot for that muffler!

  • wildgator25

    “Slowly reach into your right pocket… and pull out your bitch card.”

  • Laugh Riot

    A horrible thing to do jumping out wearing that mask… Nearly shot the little prick…

  • Laugh Riot

    I don’t know about you but I’m off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz……
    Fuck he really lost it….

  • Laugh Riot

    Fuck Michael I after the hooker that stole my wallet. Thieving little bitch….

    • Laugh Riot

      Correction
      Fuck Michael I’m after the hooker that stole my wallet. Thieving little bitch…

  • Laugh Riot

    Mr. Loomis I have a Subpoena for you.

    Oh I have something for you too my boy…

  • Laugh Riot

    Meh I have better things to do with my free time….

  • ReelyBored

    Loomis: I’ll be right back.
    Rudd: Ok! (mumbles under breath) Who the hell was that guy?

  • CDevil

    Rudd: Where you going?
    Loomis: Forgot the bullets. Be right back.

  • EvanDickson

    Alright guys! Thanks for entering! Winners will be announced shortly.

  • The-Jake

    I like your white hair. Does the carpet match your pubes?

  • domlopez

    It’s not the size, it’s how you use it.

  • FreddyJ.Myers

    It was either this or Escape from L.A
    All right, time to die.

  • CoreyJ

    “I Love You Man” was not the first movie in which Paul Rudd used the phrase “Totes McGoats” to end a conversation with ill effect.

  • Zed

    That bitch better have my money.

  • SLASH3R

    Tommy: Whats wrong?
    Loomis: I heard Malcom Mcdowell is gonna play me in the Halloween remake, What should I do?
    Doyle: Kill the B$#%@!
    Loomis: Genuis!

  • mrhorror4life

    tommy:(tells dirty joke) loomis: im going 2 pretend u never said that….

  • darkscarecrow

    “You don’t know what death is”. But im off to show Rob Zombie what it is!