Finally!! Uncut/Unrated ‘House of a 1000 Corpses’ DVD!!!!

Can you believe it? I didn’t think Rob would ever find the time to recut his first feature film House of 1000 Corpses- but I guess it has been in the works for quite some time now. Why wouldn’t Lions Gate re-release the film when Rob’s spin-off The Devil’s Rejects (review) hits theaters this July? It only makes sense. We got the skinny on the DVD and everything you’ll see on the disc inside. So read on!!

What will you see? Nothing! HAHAHAHA April Fools Day Suckers!! Good lord you’re freaking stupid! How many times have we told you that Rob has lost most of the footage moving the film from studio to studio. How many times do we have to tell you that Rob said that the version out now IS his director’s cut. Get over it, you’ll never see it, move on with your lives! Now that I’ve ruined your weekend, go cry about it.

Sincerely, Mr Disgusting.

PS: Sorry, I love you guys.

Check out last years joke here.

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