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[BD Caption Contest] Win A Signed Poster Of The ‘Autopsy’ Comic Cover Signed By The Band!

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We’ve got a sweet contest for you comic and music lovers. The death metal band Autopsy is coming out with their very own comic book series, set for release this Halloween. The comic, Autopsy: Feast For A Funeral, details how Hell came on Halloween night for Johnny and his girlfriend, Heather. Check contest details below! (NOTE: this is separate from the film caption contest that is currently running)

Contest Rules:

1. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc. for the comic cover below.

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

The Prize Winner receives a signed 11” by 17” poster of the comic’s cover – signed by all members of Autopsy.


The Autopsy comic publisher, Vince Brusio offers this quote on the series:

“Autopsy: Feast for a Funeral is the band’s music put to pictures. The story and images paint a portrait of doom, death, and despair. I’ve been a huge fan of the band’s music since Severed Survival, and I always said (after I got into the comic business) that if I ever got a chance to make a brutal horror comic, I’d want it to feel like an Autopsy album. I am that much into this band. Now I’m proof that dreams (or nightmares) do come true. When I told the band that I wanted Severed Survival’s album cover to come to life, and show the people at the receiving end of the scalpel, they said “go for it.” So that’s what Mats and I did, and we’ve been working late into the night to make sure that this comic gives the band’s fans something they’ll want to collect and pass around. Mats’ art is going to blow people away. We’re already working on a T-shirt deal so that people can wear the cover to the next Autopsy show.”

Make sure you head over to the publisher facebook page and hit ‘like’ for another chance to win!

  • DDexGaige

    No need to be scared…It will only hurt a lot!

  • DDexGaige

    This will hurt you a lot more than it will hurt me.

  • DDexGaige

    Is this part of my check up?

  • MadJester

    Sorry your implants are being recalled I’m here to collect

  • russellg79

    Keep quiet… I warned you that the table was cold.

  • alienxphile

    Trust me . . . I’m a Doctor.

  • russellg79

    Talk about a cut-rate plastic surgeon.

  • alienxphile

    It’s okay. I studied at Slaughter U.

  • alienxphile

    A Tisket A Tasket, YOUR ORGANS IN A BASKET!

  • alienxphile

    It’s time to play doctor. And you . . . are . . . IT!

  • Zombie-Killa

    *Sigh* Such a beautiful body…Oh well, a jobs’ a job!

  • alienxphile

    9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an psychopath.

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    I think you should watch “Saw”, if you did you’ll see you are making a mistake

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    You said you wanted a nose job, right?

  • Davin

    I’LL TEACH YOU TO MAKE ME DO ANOTHER CAPTION CONTEST!!!

  • BornVillian

    Great Scott! What are those poking from under your shirt?

  • BornVillian

    What did one crazy boob say to another boob? We better get some support before people think we’re nuts.

  • BornVillian

    I’d sedate you babe but sorry, we’re in Arizona.

  • Zombie-Killa

    What? No health insurance? Now you’re gonna get it!!!

  • BornVillian

    A future of Mitt Romney’s, sponsored by Barack Obama.

  • BornVillian

    I’d like to introduce you Ms. Gaga to my assistant, The Edge of Glory.

  • BornVillian

    The scared straight program is really stepping up their game.

  • BornVillian

    Just another day behind the scenes at Disney Land

  • BornVillian

    staring contest! one,two,three, go!

  • A-Devils-Reject

    Hot girls like you are the reason I went to coronary school.

  • leper333

    Honey, I’ve heard of couples role playing, but this is ridiculous! Honey?

  • leper333

    It must have been a glitch, I swear I didn’t unfriend you!

  • signal84

    be fair beautiful ,you made your choice,the doctor has work to do hahahaha

  • signal84

    calm down ,im just gonna take a little

  • leper333

    I don’t want to be “one of those people”, but could you use a new saw, please? Thanks.

  • alienxphile

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Darlin’, you haven’t been eating your apples.

  • Erebus Dirge

    Tell Dr.Sawbones where it hurts….

  • Erebus Dirge

    I’m quickly running out of patients…

  • Raze55

    If I said you had a beautiful body would you let me hollow it out and hold it against me.

  • sillitoechris

    Open wide and say AAAARRGGHH!!

  • arch1975

    Does it hurt when I do this?

  • xxxwolf666

    Yeah, that tooth is going to have to come out

  • leper333

    For the last time, admit Nickelback is a great band!

    NEVER!!

  • leper333

    Are You Suffering From “Bieber Fever”? If So, I’ve Found A Permanent Medical Solution That May Help.

  • leper333

    If you want to be a doctor, but can’t afford med school, try
    Dr. Satan’s School of Medicine. I did.

  • myzchiv13

    “Hmmm…Im gonna need a bigger saw”

  • leper333

    Got you now you silly wabit, ahahaha!

  • leper333

    My methods maybe unconventional, but that mole has to come off!

  • Eville

    I’m just taking a little off the top baby!

  • Eville

    Scream all you want! No one can hear you!

  • Eville

    Just a little plastic surgery, Doll face.

  • Eville

    I’m gonna split your chest open like a book and use your skull cap as a soup bowl!

  • Eville

    See this saw; I’m gona rip through bone like its nothing but butter!

  • Eville

    Don’t be afraid of the little ol’ doctor honey. I’m just gona harvest your organs to feed my pup.

  • Retrovertigostudios

    “Doctor?! No…” “But I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.”

  • Retrovertigostudios

    I knew I shouldn’t have switched gynecologist.

  • leper333

    A tisket a tasket your titties in a basket.

  • Decapitated_Dave

    “Sorry, Ms. Witherspoon, but your baby must be birthed via c-section.”

  • Evan3

    “Damn Girl… Those nipples are sharper than my chainsaw”

  • Evan3

    “To Sleeping Beauty’s horror… THIS was love’s first true kiss”

  • leper333

    AuTOPSY: We don’t bite heads off bats.
    We rip out your soul with a
    rusty saw. Metal is forever.

  • leper333

    I’ve always wanted a doctor to eat me,
    but this isn’t what I had in mind!

  • leper333

    Are your hiccups gone?
    Yeah, but now I need new underwear!

  • Rob_Sewage

    An Act of the Unspeakably…Sexy

  • Rob_Sewage

    Her Beauty brings Critical Madness.

  • leper333

    Alice Cooper…Eat yer heart out!

  • CoreyJ

    The Michael Bay reboot of Dr. Giggles took some creative liberties…

  • MadMel

    Just a little of the top, you say?

  • MadMel

    Anesthetic?…Don’t worry, I’ll be fine!

  • MadMel

    Why yes!! Michael Jackson was a patient of mine!

  • Lou

    Dr. Feelgood? I think not!

  • Lou

    Yep…Those wisdom teeth gotta come out all right.

  • brent

    This is Obamacare hard at work

    • Decapitated_Dave

      Ha!

  • KC

    A little off the top?

    • KC

      Scratch that, MadMel already said this one.

  • KC

    Just the tip.

  • erck1

    I told you only two sugars in my coffee damn it.

  • miradotheblack

    This is what a good HMO gets you.

  • miradotheblack

    A magician and his assistant…..on Bath Salts.

  • miradotheblack

    Remember ladies. Wear a bra, to avoid embarrassing situations like this.

  • miradotheblack

    Doctor: WHERE ARE YOU HIDING MY LAST 2 SKITTLES!

    I want to taste the rainbow.

  • Lonmonster

    Thanks for all your comments! The contest is now closed. Winner will be announced shortly!

  • Gummo13

    “fuck her gently”…with a saw!

  • cryptkeeper91

    Dr.Bonesaw here to SAWdomize your corpse!

  • cryptkeeper91

    Let’s cut to the chase shall we?

  • cryptkeeper91

    Cut it out! Doctor’s orders.

  • cryptkeeper91

    We’re all out of cadavers, so you’ll just have to do.

  • cryptkeeper91

    AbraCadaver… AlakaSlab!

  • cryptkeeper91

    So i guess you saw right through me, too bad i’m going to saw into you.

  • Lonmonster

    CONTEST CLOSED. WINNER HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/rukind216 Alabama Abigail

    breast meat anyone

  • Daaniellaa

    Blood is really warm,
    it’s like drinking hot chocolate
    but with more screaming…