[BD Caption Contest] Win A Deadly Predators Prize Pack!

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The First Prize winner this week is MrSelfDestruct (please DM me your US mailing address to receive your The Limited Edition Zombie Head Walking Dead Blu-ray).

This week we don’t have a mystery prize. Instead, First Place gets a Deadly Predators Prize Pack that includes a Jersey Shore Shark Attack Blu-ray, A Piranha 3DD Blu-ray combo pack (3D Blu-ray, Blu-ray, DVD, & Digital Copy and a Bait 3D Blu-ray combo pack (3D Blu-ray, Blu-ray and DVD). No prize for second place in this upcoming contest (though last week’s runner-up still gets Jaws on Blu).

Head inside to see the runner up for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest! This week, you can choose from TWO pics, Bait 3D or Jersey Shore Shark Attack, to caption. Just let us know which one you’re commenting on (JSSA is the one with Joey Fatone, obvs).

Our runner up is JukeLaw. They get a Jaws Blu-ray! DM Me! On to this week’s contest!

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…This week, you can choose from TWO pics, Bait 3D or Jersey Shore Shark Attack, to caption. Just let us know which one you’re commenting on (JSSA is the one with Joey Fatone, obvs)

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

Source: Bloody Disgusting
  • FreddyKrueger13

    1st pic. “STOP PULLING STOP PULLING GOD DAMN!”

  • FreddyKrueger13

    2nd pic. “Celebrate your 4th of July with fireworks and….. oh jumping sharks!”

  • FreddyKrueger13

    2nd pic. “This is how we get you off the stage in New Jersey.”

  • DJofTheDead

    Jersey Shore Shark Attack – “GONG!”

  • DJofTheDead

    Bait 3D – “Welcome to Fashion Week. Here we have Jason wearing the latest in Shark-skin designer pants. Doesn’t he look sharp? Those pants are just ‘to die for’.”

  • fuzmonkey007

    JSSA – Photo bomb!!! NOM NOM NOM!!!

  • fuzmonkey007

    BAIT – Joey’s music teacher knew he could hit those high notes with a bit of motivation.

  • MAD_Z

    JSSA- Joey Fatone. Still a better candidate than Mitt Romney.

  • jonnyboy223

    JSSA- someone get snooki her epidural. she about to eat me

  • jonnyboy223

    Bait- oh no! hes being eaten by a cardboard cut-out

  • MakeThisAMovies

    JSSA
    So what if Lance Bass is gay, I’ve got a shark.

    Am I important again?

  • MakeThisAMovies

    Bait 3D
    I don’t know why she looks so worried.

    We were about to hang the guy anyway.

  • Beanis

    Bait3D: Will someone please gets this cheap CGI off of me!

  • Beanis

    JSSA: “Joey look out, it’s Ms. Pac-Man!”

  • rlavall

    JSSA: With kids back to school, Jason turns to other activities to pass his time.

  • rlavall

    bait3d: big fish on a little dick.

  • rlavall

    bait: lucky for him the shark was a 45 year old from a midwest zoo named gummo.

  • rlavall

    jssa: …and thats the story of backstreet being the tightest boy band. no lie.

  • wildgator25

    Bait – “Thrill World’s newest ride… The Devastator! It’s Soul Shattering!”

    JSSA – “Hey, even sharks can heckle non singing ass clowns.”

  • Decapitated_Dave

    JSSA: “Sh*t. This shark is going to eat me.

    This is Lance Bass all over again…”

  • Alex Brookshire

    JSSA: Wow, losing the Singing Bee is deadly

  • Alex Brookshire

    Bait: Sad news to report today,
    Julian McMahon’s career is officially in the shitter

  • miradotheblack

    Bait – Keep pulling…rope……almost….there….
    Boom goes the Dynamite!

  • miradotheblack

    JSSA- Foolish Shark, No one messes with the fat one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    Human, the other, other white meat

  • trivium66699

    JSSA- Bye,Bye,Bye

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    You know what the bad news is? This wont stop a NSYNC reunion

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.zulli Thomas Zulli

    JSSA:You know what the bad news is? This wont stop a NSYNC reunion

  • Joe-Banger

    Yes I am joey fatone, yes my last name is greek, and no it is not pronounced f-a-t-o-n-e! And yes n-sync is dead!

  • Joe-Banger

    Thank you all for being here tonight! You were lead to believe that one of you would win a deadly predators prize pack but in reality you will win a night with me! Lol!

  • MrSelfDestruct

    Bait 3D: Eats Asian Character…Gets hungry an hour later.

    • Lou

      Excellent!

  • Walsh79

    JSSA – it ain’t no lie, I’m fat now. Baby bye bye bye.

  • MrSelfDestruct

    JSSA: New Jersey Presents…Joey Eatone

  • http://www.facebook.com/striforce Tomache Vargas

    Bait “Oh PLEASE PULL HARDER its worked so well thus far”
    JSSA joey fatone “Just got payed,baby Bye Bye Bye”

  • Pdr714

    1st pic: “Just the tip.”

  • signal84

    2nd pic :your all looking at me like im gonna be in a good movie

  • signal84

    1st pic: well that stains not comin out

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Bait: Nip/Tuck has just gotten ridiculous.

  • jwolfe2441

    Bait
    i don’t think thats how a piñata is suppose to work

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    JSSA: Boys bands really are make or break. Shouts to JT!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ryan.henry.543 Ryan Henry

    BAIT: MERMAN! MERMAN!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ryan.henry.543 Ryan Henry

    JSSA: Why don’t Amish people have sex standing up? Because they don’t want anyone to think they’re dancing!!!

  • xRAPExAPEx

    JSSA: “I’m bringin sexy ba…..”
    “Oops. Wrong song.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    2nd. “im a fat guy”.
    Baby BYE BYE BYE.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    1st. i jumped the shark?
    “the fuck you say”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    1st. “this is my “O……SHIT”
    Face.

  • XgoregamerX

    2nd pic : ” I understand justin Timberlake was suppose to be here instead, but hes too busy having a successfull career”

  • Lucky7shots

    JSSA: Out of all the Italians at the Jersey Shore… It’s Gonna Be Me

  • Lucky7shots

    JSSA: I Already told you I’m not Snooki’s baby daddy… That’s some other Italian guy

  • avidgrant

    JSSA- welcome Mitt R-Money to the stage… what a shark

  • avidgrant

    JSSA- baa-dum-dum chaaa

  • Recarmdra

    first – On second thought, dunking John over a shark tank was a bad idea…

  • Ras89

    2nd pic: Only in Jersey, Where the sharks look as fake as the tans.

    • kill3rjessica

      Hahaha good one!

  • danielhegarty

    Pic1: you see, everyone loves a Chinese.

  • danielhegarty

    Pic1: good he’s eaten, maybe he’ll leave the rest of us alone. Na, he’ll want another one in 10 minutes.

  • danielhegarty

    Pic1: Were gonna need a bigger jap!

  • KCreddragon

    Joey Fatone- ” Long story short, she filed a restraining order.”

  • MakeThisAMovies

    Bait 3D:
    Despite heavy debate
    Critics still can’t decide when Nip/Tuck “jumped the shark”.

  • cunninsa

    1st pic: “I’m half the man I used to be, half the man I used to be.”

  • CDevil

    1st pic: Worst! Hazing! EVAR!!!!

  • Fickle14

    1st pic: damn girl, I need some Speed Stick

  • Fickle14

    1st pic: Well I guess this is what we deserve for ripping off Jaws

  • Fickle14

    2nd pic: Bye Bye Bye!

  • Fickle14

    2nd pic: LANDSHARK!!

  • Fickle14

    1st pic: He lied! He isn’t a repairman!

  • Beezle2112

    JSSA: Justin gets to bang Mila Kunis. I get eaten by a shark. FML

  • Beezle2112

    Bait 3D: EXTREME PINATA!!! (on the next Maury)

  • AdamFearson

    Bait 3D: Pictured: Too much free time.

  • AdamFearson

    Bait 3D: Reverse-sushi night.

  • sabreson360

    2nd pic- What is the only way to get rid of Joey Fatone? Well, I guess a stage shark would work…

  • sabreson360

    1st pic- This is the best bait we have ever used!

  • sabreson360

    1st pic- We got one..err…two!!

  • sabreson360

    2nd pic- Calm down. Even a shark won’t end Joey Fatone’s singing career.

  • sabreson360

    2nd pic- This is what I day dream about at work.

  • TEDDYX

    pic 1 – Finally .A human pinata. (chomp) DAMN !!

  • TEDDYX

    pic 2 . His jokes were so bad …he got the special hook .

  • KC

    Bait: Salmon – New from Axe body spray.

  • GrimDingo

    Bait: That new masseuse really did have a lot of bite

  • GrimDingo

    JSSA: Guys? Seriously. I’m not that fat.

  • GrimDingo

    Bait: They just don’t make evil lairs like they used to.

  • GrimDingo

    Bait: This Jaws porno just ain’t working out the way we wanted

  • Conquistador

    For the last time Lance… quit telling me to “turn around”!

  • Conquistador

    JSSA: First I get kicked out of NSync, now I’m stuck doing stand-up in Jersey… what’s next?!

  • MadJester

    2nd Pic – WTF BD you couldn’t have waited 1 second and taken a screenshot everyone wants to see????

  • Conquistador

    Bait: It was nice knowing you “Chum”

  • Conquistador

    JSSA: I’m already center stage, why do you keep telling me “a little more to the right”?

  • kill3rjessica

    2nd pic…. “Still better than twilight”

  • kill3rjessica

    2nd pic “”I hated JAWS”

  • kill3rjessica

    1st pic ACTIVIST: “Say it!! BAIT:”okay okay! No more dolphin killings!!

  • Mr-Turdlington

    2nd pic “What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It’s really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is sing and eat and make little Fatones, and that’s all”

  • brent

    1st pic: This shark knows what poo tastes like…
    2nd pic: ….and this shark is about to

  • brent

    1st pic: Sweet, this guy tastes like snickers…
    2nd pic: SNICKERS!!!!

  • sabreson360

    1st pic: We will never use a shark pinata again!!

  • sabreson360

    1st pic: If you would have put the noose on right in the first place then we wouldn’t have to feed him to the shark!

  • brent

    This is why you don’t open packages from Richard Dreyfuss

    • brent

      my bad this was for the first pic

  • Lou

    #2 pic

    Got Karma?

  • Lou

    1rst pic

    You know, I no longer miss carbs.

  • BornVillian

    2nd pic: After Justin left my career went Bye, Bye, Bye.

  • BornVillian

    1st pic: Who needs donkey shows when we got sharks?

  • BornVillian

    2nd pic: I’m going let you finish Joey but Beyonce had the best video of all time!

  • BornVillian

    Disney’s failed attempt at a gritty reboot of The Little Merman.

  • BornVillian

    2nd: It’s good to be free from my strings. Oh god the corporate shark found me!

  • BornVillian

    2nd pic: I came here for the sharks…Like omg he said my name!

  • Decapitated_Dave

    BAIT: “I think I’m gonna lose my knees, I think I’m gonna lose my knees, I really think so.”

  • daruckus

    2nd pick:

    Super Mario Bros the Movie Part 2 bombs at the box office.

  • Keno65026

    Joey: “Jiggaly…puff…jiggaly…puff!”
    Shark: “ZzzZZzz”

  • DexterAHS

    JSSA. No, no, no, no, no. Shark week was the few weeks ago. Please head back to the ocean. Sorry for the inconvenience.

  • Joey_Redballs

    Bait 3D: It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the shark again!

  • Joey_Redballs

    JSSA: Hey! You don’t like what I got ta-say? Eat me!

  • BedlamBeersie

    Bait: So that’s what was clogging the vent!
    Thanks, Shark!

  • BedlamBeersie

    JSSA: When they love you, girls throw their panties on the stage…
    but when they hate you…

  • BedlamBeersie

    Bait: Alright! Now that he’s taken the bait, reel him in slowly. You don’t want the line to snap.

  • BedlamBeersie

    JSSA: Ugh! The photographer got his gross, healing thumbnail in the shot.

  • BedlamBeersie

    Bait: His last words to his friend were: “Don’t laugh! You’re tied to the other end of the rope.”

  • BedlamBeersie

    JSSA: In the same frame: Low resolution shot of the special effects; High resolution shot of a dented speaker.

  • BedlamBeersie

    JSSA: Joey Fatone demanded that his agent leave a snack for him on the right side of the stage.

  • but-sir-the-piranha

    1st pic: hehehaha that tickles!
    2nd pic: so a washed up pop star into a bar…

  • erck1

    OH well…….guess i won’t be needing that vasectomy afterall.

  • CoreyJ

    (2nd pic) Coming to Theaters in 2013: Michael Bay’s live-action “Snake Rattle ‘n Roll” starring Joey Fatone

  • CoreyJ

    (1st pic) Coming to Theaters in 2013: Michael Bay’s live-action “Street Sharks.” It’s gonna be jawsome.

  • Conquistador

    Bait: Joke’s on you shark… I just farted!

  • Wickerman84

    1st Pic – Try as they might, they couldnt save Dave from the deadly grips of the oven mitt.

  • Wickerman84

    2nd Pic – Shyamalan Twist, the shark is running from fatone!

  • Conquistador

    bait- I told you guys that lawyers are the best bait!

  • Conquistador

    jssa- Very funny guys… who put shark bait in my pants?

  • Conquistador

    jssa- If I’m that bad, then may I be eaten by a giant sh…

  • Conquistador

    bait- Worst trip to Seaworld ever

  • Conquistador

    jssa- Best. Concert. EVER.

  • Conquistador

    bait- Guys be honest… does this shark make my ass look big?

  • Conquistador

    jssa- Rollover. Good boy! For our next trick my shark will eat me alive

  • Conquistador

    jssa- What are you gonna do about it? Sic your dogs on me?

  • Conquistador

    jssa- …and I call that one the “Horny Shark Mating Call”!

  • TEDDYX

    pic 1

    NNNOooooooo. My new iphone is in my pocket ….

  • TEDDYX

    pic 2
    (as shark) MMMMMM A Fat-One snack.

  • Winter

    1 – I see your problem. Your A/C unit is busted… Also, there’s a shark eating me.

  • Winter

    JSSA – “A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “Why the long face?” And the horse says “I have aids”… Thank you! I’ll be here all nigh….”

  • Winter

    1- Can someone give me a boost?… Oh thanks, sharky

  • Conquistador

    Bait: Sorry, but you’ve been “bitten” out of the script

  • Conquistador

    Bait: Why are you guys cheering for the shark?!

  • Seth_Adams

    1st pic : I have the weirdest boner right now.

  • Seth_Adams

    2nd pic : “I was famous once!”
    Mr. Shark disagrees.

  • James_Silence

    “Joey Tone? haha sorry I’m blocking my sign, its actually Joey Fatone as in ‘Fat One’ there’s nothing tone about me haha”….”here let me move to my left–OH SHIT A SHARK!”

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    • Boogie138

      by far my favorite caption…

  • RiverDance22

    2nd pic: I really wish N’Sync was still together

  • davidbleezy

    Why couldn’t the rest of N’Sync be here for this?

  • davidbleezy

    This is a great ab workout.

  • GreasyTaco

    JSSA: So I used to be in this group called NSYNC…

  • GreasyTaco

    JSSA: Should I warn Joey Fatone that he’s about to be eaten by a shark? Eh, i’m sure he’ll be fine.

  • sissy32175

    JSSA: See what happens when an ex-boyband member is no longer relevent.

  • sissy32175

    Bait 3D: Is this how you do a Pinata?

  • Boogie138

    Bait: Stop whining! You asked for the most elaborate assissted sucide possible…

    Jersey: What do sharks smoke? Reefer! NOOOOO, wait i have a better one…

  • Boogie138

    was supposed to be two seperate comments, no idea how i fcuked that up. tried to delete for repost with no sucess. i am reposting as seperate cuz i want to win damn it! forgive me!!!

  • Boogie138

    Bait: Stop whining! You asked for the most elaborate assissted sucide possible…

  • Boogie138

    Jersey: What do sharks smoke? Reefer! NOOOOO, wait i have a better one…