[BD Caption Contest] Take A ‘Shining’ To ‘Excision’

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The First Prize winner this week is KidKobun (please DM me your US mailing address) you and the three runners-up get The Loved Ones on Blu-ray! Kudos on the “Arrested Development” reference!

Our new prize for this week’s entries is Excision on Blu! The film from Richard Bates Jr. stars AnnaLynne McCord, Traci Lords, and John Waters. It streets on 10/16 so you might even get it a little earlier than release date (not sure though)!

Head inside to see the runners up for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest!.



Our runners up are GrayGhost, Conquistador and RyeIs1. They all receive copies of The Loved Ones on Blu-ray! Guys, DM me your US mailing addresses!

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

 
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  • dudleydriller

    Hi have a seat Im Chris Hanson with msnbc….

  • goasklucy

    Twins… SWEET!

  • goasklucy

    The traumatic events at the Overlook Hotel inevitably led to years of addiction and turmoil for the Olsen twins.

  • J-SiN

    You call that a Popsicle?

  • Mjmeola

    YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

  • Mjmeola

    What is the air speed velocity of an African swallow?

  • J-SiN

    You said there would be punch and pie!

  • J-SiN

    A Double Your Pleasure is waiting for you.

  • we are the strange

    Seriously, those four were the best???

    • b.i.34

      hear hear! out of nearly 500, these are just BAD.

    • egaltt23

      Exactly.

      • b.i.34

        this contest can fun, but these choices scream lazy and like they were picked out of a hat. disappointed, the fact that a MASTERPIECE like the loved ones is given to these…ayy

        • JillKills

          We can just tell that the site is full of people with no humor what-so-ever. Those titles almost bored me to death with how unfunny they were. not even a smile was cracked.”don’t just stand there give me a tissue?” really.

          • ryeis1

            That really hurts. Oh well. I’ll get over it soon enough when my shinny new blu-ray arrives! :)

  • DeadManZombieFan

    so you weird little creeps are mine? I should have pulled out.

  • DeadManZombieFan

    mom the elm street girls are picking on us again!

  • DeadManZombieFan

    viewers at home… this is why they tell you to practice safe sex.

  • DeadManZombieFan

    no I wont buy any of your fucking girl scout cookies!!!

  • theforgottenartist

    We redecorated the house; hope you love wallpaper…

  • DexterAHS

    We’re not nearly as frightening as the girl with two heads.

  • J-SiN

    Jenny and me was like peas and carrots

  • DexterAHS

    I need about tree fiddy.

  • Beezle2112

    Come to daddy.

  • Beezle2112

    Is this gonna cost me extra?

  • DexterAHS

    The results of 16 and Pregnant.

  • Beezle2112

    Is it too soon for Sandusky jokes?

  • Beezle2112

    Somebody forgot to put the cap on the super glue, didn’t they?

  • DexterAHS

    We need someone else to do these articles.

  • Beezle2112

    Ok, which one of you got the soul?

  • Beezle2112

    And congratulations to Susan Boyle on her twins!

  • DexterAHS

    The inside of Lindsay Lohan’s brain.

  • Beezle2112

    Dear Penthouse, ….

  • DexterAHS

    Mr. Jackson said he only needed boys.

  • Roark

    You thought 2 girls 1 cup was scary?
    Wait til you see what we can do

    • Beezle2112

      2 Girls 1 Psychosis

  • bonerghost

    You can’t leave yet, we still have to paint the walls red!!

  • secretsquirrely

    Wanna see something REALLY scary?

  • secretsquirrely

    Nightmares! Now 2 for the price of 1!

  • JardoHorror

    Ever have two ghouls at once?

  • grayghost

    I have to lay off the redruM for awhile I’m starting to see double.

  • restedbones

    On Wednesdays, we wear blue.

  • grayghost

    Does it count that their combined age is 18, Officer?

  • JardoHorror

    I axed you kids to go to bed!

  • whillyem

    Wonder Twins Power….Activate!!!

  • JardoHorror

    Room 237? More like room 420, right sis?

  • b.i.34

    can i just ask HOW there’s a loved ones on blu? is it a special item through bloody, or an import? cause it doesn’t exist in the US.

  • Alex Brookshire

    Welcome to Penn State

  • miradotheblack

    This Reminds me

    Everybody Loves Raymond is on.

  • miradotheblack

    Cut!

    Send in the Olsen Twins.

  • miradotheblack

    Come Play With US.

    We will watch Vince Vaughn Discover he can love….FOREVER

  • miradotheblack

    Awwww

    They just want to play. No harm there…right?

  • miradotheblack

    This is the last thing you see

    when you mix cola and pop rocks.

  • miradotheblack

    Thru the eyes of Gary Busey.

  • miradotheblack

    Fashion Police! Fashion Police!

    Come Help these Girls!

  • miradotheblack

    If you can ignore the Creepy twins.

    You will notice the trim is Marvelous!

  • Conquistador

    Red rum? No thanks, we’re scotch drinkers.

  • Neilg888

    Schwarzenegger. DeVito.

  • Neilg888

    You thought we were scary then… you should see us now.

  • Neilg888

    At least we didn’t tattoo “DRAKE” up there!

  • russellg79

    I think I liked Abby & Brittany better when they were conjoined.

  • russellg79

    Director: CUT! CUT! Where’s the goddamn cup?

  • russellg79

    I know the wall paper is a bit dated, but the views are killer.

  • Conquistador

    Ok Tony, you can have the one on the left

  • Conquistador

    We’re ready for our close-up, Mr. Kubrick!

  • NamesAshHousewares

    We aaaallllll bundle

  • NamesAshHousewares

    Want to play doctor, Danny? We’ll get our scalpels.

  • NamesAshHousewares

    Again?! You girls have NO bladder control!

  • NamesAshHousewares

    You… shall not… PASS!

    • NamesAshHousewares

      Oops, that was taken. Sorry!

  • Trixxxster

    If you were my kids I woulda left the both of you in a creepy ass hotel too!

  • NamesAshHousewares

    You girls wet the floor AGAIN? That’s it, I’m getting my axe

  • NamesAshHousewares

    Oh yeah? Well at least our dad’s not an alcoholic!

  • Kingtonizzle

    We’re here to audition for The Parent Trap remake

  • tomster6758

    Got any Doublemint Gum?

  • NamesAshHousewares

    Hello Marlene… hello Charlene… aww, chew your gum

  • NamesAshHousewares

    The only twins who could ever f*ck up a wet dream

  • JardoHorror

    Don’t worry… in the Michael Bay remake they’ll be hot.

  • MachetAY

    So… ya wanna watch Abby and Brittany?

  • MachetAY

    Gooble gobble gooble gobble… two of us… two of us…

  • MachetAY

    We’ll both be CGI in the remake

  • MachetAY

    Always heard Jack likes em young

  • MachetAY

    Ha… you think we’re scary… you should see the bitch in 237

  • MachetAY

    Hong Kong Phooey… right? Are we right?

  • flesheater24

    a pedo’s dream young and twins.

  • flesheater24

    These bitchs are so scary they freddy a run for the money

  • flesheater24

    they can use this as a Down syndrome ad

  • helldoggydeluxe

    We finally started our periods…..in the elevator.

  • helldoggydeluxe

    Daddy says we kiss the best.

  • helldoggydeluxe

    We told you to buy us Maxi Pads mom!!!
    Now the elevators flooded!!!

  • helldoggydeluxe

    When we unleash our flood then the whole world will have aids like us. Bwahahaha!

  • helldoggydeluxe

    Welcome to Elizabeth Bathory’s day spa.
    Blood baths are on the next floor.

  • helldoggydeluxe

    It’s 2 for 1 day at the Mustang Ranch.

  • Kingtonizzle

    Nothing much! Just wanted to AXE you guys a question…

  • Joey_Redballs

    Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine.

  • Joey_Redballs

    The doctor separated us…so now we hold hands.

  • Joey_Redballs

    We do everything together…even our first period!

  • Joey_Redballs

    “I think it is very unattractive for me to be seen fawning over little, tiny girls. I didn’t feel that for a long time but now I do. If I could slip them out the back entrance wrapped in a blanket, that’s a different story.” (Jack Nicholson Feb 2004)

  • thebogeymaniscoming

    “Our mom says our dad’s a real sex machine”

  • NamesAshHousewares

    It’s a trick… get an axe

  • KidKobun

    Sweet, I won! Thank you. I was hoping that the Arrested Development reference didn’t go wasted. ;)

  • Mr.Mirage

    Sing around the campfire…
    …Join the Campfire Girls!

  • stetsonc.robison

    One does not simply walk up to identical twins and expect not to play with them.

  • stetsonc.robison

    You have no respect for logic…but he’s got an axe!!!

  • Kingtonizzle

    This ain’t The Brady Bunch

  • Kingtonizzle

    Oops…we thought this was a casting call for A Tale of Two Sisters…

  • Kingtonizzle

    Our father will never hurt us! Right…mommy?

  • Remember-Slithis

    “I like riding big wheels at 12Am and Twins!”

  • Remember-Slithis

    Kubrick is allot cooler than creepy uncle Polanski!

  • Remember-Slithis

    “Danny, Do we look like a young Anthony Hopkins?”

  • Frey

    Doppelgangers…

  • Frey

    Why does everyone think we are twins?

  • Frey

    Have a Coke and a smile!

  • Frey

    Hell no we won’t go

  • Slacker2387

    The worst possible ice breaker…And they wonder why no one ever wants to play…

  • HardRocker

    A failed audition for Double Mint gum

  • HardRocker

    And this is why you shouldn’t smoke crack if you’re pregnant.

  • HardRocker

    We make holes in teeth.

  • minya

    One…two…Freddies coming for OH Wait, sorry wrong movie!

  • u_mad_br0

    Next Project Runway

    Dresses to die for!

  • jesuseatspaste

    We prefer to be called “little people”!

  • carlosrossi

    NO THANKS, we already saw what was in that room.

    • carlosrossi

      I bet you can’t guess which one of us farted.

    • carlosrossi

      Lock up your daughters.

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Yes! I’ve always fantasized of twins in bedgowns!

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    The Olsen twins have NOT come a long way.

  • chainsawqueer

    Remember when Honey Boo Boo child said her two older sisters were given up for adoption?

  • Mr-Turdlington

    2 x Fivehead =

  • Mr-Turdlington

    What do you mean Mothra only dates Japanese girls?

  • Mr-Turdlington

    If we put our faces in a bra, our foreheads look like cleavage

  • Mr-Turdlington

    They hired us because we creep the shit out of everybody

  • Xaviaist

    The other twins the Olsens don’t talk about.

  • Cora

    We’re the twins the Olsens don’t talk about.

  • FahKauffBono

    Stay at the Overlook, they said….
    It’ll be relaxing, they said…

  • grayghost

    Wonder Twins activate..form of a bloody tidal wave ….form of a hedge lion.

    • grayghost

      Wonder Twins powers activate ..form of a bloody tidal wave …form of a hedge lion.

  • TEDDYX

    Silly Johnny, hauntings for kids …

  • TEDDYX

    Silly Johnny, hauntings are for kids

  • Cora

    Well, shit. I live in Canada. No prize for me I guess, if I win.

  • TEDDYX

    We do everything together…EVERYTHING ….

  • canneryrowdoc

    Resident Evil Alice cloner set to creepy? Yup.

  • canneryrowdoc

    Our dresses are as blue as the new Night of the Living dead BD.

  • d00dmuc

    Sometimes dead is not better…

  • Beanis

    Would you like some gum?

  • Beanis

    Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got a hot date in Room 237!

  • Beanis

    These are my girls, Tweedlecreepy and Tweedlecreepier.

  • Beanis

    She is always copying me!

  • Beanis

    Our dad is wearing a bear costume somewhere in this hotel. Have you seen him?

  • Beanis

    Danny said I could ride his Big Wheel. So THAT’s what he’s calling it now?

  • Beanis

    I don’t understand why people are afraid of us, we were so funny on Full House.

  • Beanis

    Boo!

  • Beanis

    Oh please, we partied way harder than the Bush twins ever did.

  • Beanis

    “That was take 943. Mr. Kubrick, can I let go of her hand NOW?

  • Beanis

    Your hand is so sticky. Yes, but now I can breath through my nose.

  • Beanis

    Now we want to play with youuuuuu!

  • mairsil

    The evil twin is always on the left, but is it my left or their left?!

  • mairsil

    Yup, gonna need a double barrel shotgun for this…

  • ButtaCheez

    Call within the next 20 minutes and we’ll double the offer

  • Conquistador

    We’re ready for our date Danny. Is that what we’re riding in?

  • Conquistador

    Actually, all of our REALLY creepy dresses are in the laundry

  • Evan3

    “Can you think of a better way… to exchange long protein strands” – Simpsons reference FYI

  • Evan3

    “In a few years son… you will really like this.”

  • CptSpaulding135

    Double the Pleasure. Double the Fun. Double the REDRUM REDRUM

  • Conquistador

    Heeeeeeeeeere’s Mary Kate and Ashley!

  • http://thefilmpolice.blogspot.com/ Armand DC

    Welcome to Overlook…where you can rest in piece. FOREVER. =)

  • JardoHorror

    In Soviet Russia, emo girlz cut you.

  • JardoHorror

    Stieg Larsson’s The Girls Who Played with Fire and then got Chopped apart by their Dad

  • davidbleezy

    My mom says my dad is a real sex machine.

  • davidbleezy

    When you two stop pissing on the rug I’ll stop beating you and your mother.

  • davidbleezy

    Lesbians

  • davidbleezy

    The one on the right is the fat one.

  • davidbleezy

    Nothing is more obnoxious than twins

  • davidbleezy

    The one on the left needs a training bra. She looks like Jonah Hill.

  • Lou

    Norman Rockwell :

    The LSD Years

  • Lou

    Red Rover, Red-rum

    We dare Jack to come

  • Lou

    Ever get that ‘not so fresh’ feeling?

  • http://www.facebook.com/darren.bolton1 DeeezNuuutz21

    Are you REALLY here to help these girls with their math homework? You don’t need wine coolers for that.

  • grayghost

    “Okay girls now kiss…” deleted scene

  • GrimDingo

    Nice trike

  • ShiftyRaccoon

    “Dear Jim’ll…”

  • ShiftyRaccoon

    You set the camera timer for 10 SECONDS right?

  • ShiftyRaccoon

    Gangnam Style? We haven’t quite got the moves down yet

  • ShiftyRaccoon

    Stay still… those giant letters are getting closer

  • ShiftyRaccoon

    Meet Mimi…

    and her sister Meme

  • Lou

    “And the title of ‘Little Miss Psychosis’ goes to”…..

  • Mr-Turdlington

    “Wait a minute. So, what you’re telling us is “who left the cornballer plugged in?” won the last one?” “no shit?”

  • Decapitated_Dave

    Maine finally changed their same-sex marriage laws, but…

  • Beanis

    “We represent the Laceration Guild, the Laceration Guild, the Laceration Guild.”

  • Beanis

    “Red rover, red rover, let Lucifer come over.”

  • Beanis

    “Daddy, why are you carrying an axe?”

  • Beanis

    “Cadaver Twin powers activate!”

  • Beanis

    “Hey sis, you thirsty for some redrum?”

  • Beanis

    Single White Female much?

  • Beanis

    “We’re not touched, we’re undead!”

  • Beanis

    “If you want both of us, it’ll cost you extra.”

  • Beanis

    I’m seeing double, time to take off my beer goggles.

  • dudleydriller

    Help us. complete our human centipede…

  • EvanDickson

    Thanks guys! Contest closed! Winner will be announced soon!

  • KidKobun

    Any of the other winners of “The Loved Ones” receive a standard edition DVD? :(

  • Pulagatha

    “We know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking this is a double mint commercial. Guess Again.”

  • Matthew Ingmire

    The Shining: The Clone Wars

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000483541323 Kathleen Manganiello

    You’d better red-neck-ignize!

  • ceo1964

    If Pete and Repeat were sitting on a log . . .