[BD Caption Contest] Take A ‘Shining’ To ‘Excision’
The First Prize winner this week is KidKobun (please DM me your US mailing address) you and the three runners-up get The Loved Ones on Blu-ray! Kudos on the “Arrested Development” reference!
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Our new prize for this week’s entries is Excision on Blu! The film from Richard Bates Jr. stars AnnaLynne McCord, Traci Lords, and John Waters. It streets on 10/16 so you might even get it a little earlier than release date (not sure though)!
Head inside to see the runners up for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest!.
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Our runners up are GrayGhost, Conquistador and RyeIs1. They all receive copies of The Loved Ones on Blu-ray! Guys, DM me your US mailing addresses!
Rules:
1. We pick a still from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…
2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!
3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!
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Hi have a seat Im Chris Hanson with msnbc….
Twins… SWEET!
The traumatic events at the Overlook Hotel inevitably led to years of addiction and turmoil for the Olsen twins.
You call that a Popsicle?
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
What is the air speed velocity of an African swallow?
You said there would be punch and pie!
A Double Your Pleasure is waiting for you.
Seriously, those four were the best???
hear hear! out of nearly 500, these are just BAD.
Exactly.
this contest can fun, but these choices scream lazy and like they were picked out of a hat. disappointed, the fact that a MASTERPIECE like the loved ones is given to these…ayy
We can just tell that the site is full of people with no humor what-so-ever. Those titles almost bored me to death with how unfunny they were. not even a smile was cracked.”don’t just stand there give me a tissue?” really.
That really hurts. Oh well. I’ll get over it soon enough when my shinny new blu-ray arrives!
so you weird little creeps are mine? I should have pulled out.
mom the elm street girls are picking on us again!
viewers at home… this is why they tell you to practice safe sex.
no I wont buy any of your fucking girl scout cookies!!!
We redecorated the house; hope you love wallpaper…
We’re not nearly as frightening as the girl with two heads.
Jenny and me was like peas and carrots
I need about tree fiddy.
Come to daddy.
Is this gonna cost me extra?
The results of 16 and Pregnant.
Is it too soon for Sandusky jokes?
Somebody forgot to put the cap on the super glue, didn’t they?
We need someone else to do these articles.
Ok, which one of you got the soul?
And congratulations to Susan Boyle on her twins!
The inside of Lindsay Lohan’s brain.
Dear Penthouse, ….
Mr. Jackson said he only needed boys.
You thought 2 girls 1 cup was scary?
Wait til you see what we can do
2 Girls 1 Psychosis
You can’t leave yet, we still have to paint the walls red!!
Wanna see something REALLY scary?
Nightmares! Now 2 for the price of 1!
Ever have two ghouls at once?
I have to lay off the redruM for awhile I’m starting to see double.
On Wednesdays, we wear blue.
Does it count that their combined age is 18, Officer?
I axed you kids to go to bed!
Wonder Twins Power….Activate!!!
Room 237? More like room 420, right sis?
can i just ask HOW there’s a loved ones on blu? is it a special item through bloody, or an import? cause it doesn’t exist in the US.
Welcome to Penn State
This Reminds me
Everybody Loves Raymond is on.
Cut!
Send in the Olsen Twins.
Come Play With US.
We will watch Vince Vaughn Discover he can love….FOREVER
Awwww
They just want to play. No harm there…right?
This is the last thing you see
when you mix cola and pop rocks.
Thru the eyes of Gary Busey.
Fashion Police! Fashion Police!
Come Help these Girls!
If you can ignore the Creepy twins.
You will notice the trim is Marvelous!
Red rum? No thanks, we’re scotch drinkers.
Schwarzenegger. DeVito.
You thought we were scary then… you should see us now.
At least we didn’t tattoo “DRAKE” up there!
I think I liked Abby & Brittany better when they were conjoined.
Director: CUT! CUT! Where’s the goddamn cup?
I know the wall paper is a bit dated, but the views are killer.
Ok Tony, you can have the one on the left
We’re ready for our close-up, Mr. Kubrick!
We aaaallllll bundle
Want to play doctor, Danny? We’ll get our scalpels.
Again?! You girls have NO bladder control!
You… shall not… PASS!
Oops, that was taken. Sorry!
If you were my kids I woulda left the both of you in a creepy ass hotel too!
You girls wet the floor AGAIN? That’s it, I’m getting my axe
Oh yeah? Well at least our dad’s not an alcoholic!
We’re here to audition for The Parent Trap remake
Got any Doublemint Gum?
Hello Marlene… hello Charlene… aww, chew your gum
The only twins who could ever f*ck up a wet dream
Don’t worry… in the Michael Bay remake they’ll be hot.
So… ya wanna watch Abby and Brittany?
Gooble gobble gooble gobble… two of us… two of us…
We’ll both be CGI in the remake
Always heard Jack likes em young
Ha… you think we’re scary… you should see the bitch in 237
Hong Kong Phooey… right? Are we right?
a pedo’s dream young and twins.
These bitchs are so scary they freddy a run for the money
they can use this as a Down syndrome ad
We finally started our periods…..in the elevator.
Daddy says we kiss the best.
We told you to buy us Maxi Pads mom!!!
Now the elevators flooded!!!
When we unleash our flood then the whole world will have aids like us. Bwahahaha!
Welcome to Elizabeth Bathory’s day spa.
Blood baths are on the next floor.
It’s 2 for 1 day at the Mustang Ranch.
Nothing much! Just wanted to AXE you guys a question…
Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine.
The doctor separated us…so now we hold hands.
We do everything together…even our first period!
“I think it is very unattractive for me to be seen fawning over little, tiny girls. I didn’t feel that for a long time but now I do. If I could slip them out the back entrance wrapped in a blanket, that’s a different story.” (Jack Nicholson Feb 2004)
“Our mom says our dad’s a real sex machine”
It’s a trick… get an axe
Sweet, I won! Thank you. I was hoping that the Arrested Development reference didn’t go wasted.
Sing around the campfire…
…Join the Campfire Girls!
One does not simply walk up to identical twins and expect not to play with them.
You have no respect for logic…but he’s got an axe!!!
This ain’t The Brady Bunch
Oops…we thought this was a casting call for A Tale of Two Sisters…
Our father will never hurt us! Right…mommy?
“I like riding big wheels at 12Am and Twins!”
Kubrick is allot cooler than creepy uncle Polanski!
“Danny, Do we look like a young Anthony Hopkins?”
Doppelgangers…
Why does everyone think we are twins?
Have a Coke and a smile!
Hell no we won’t go
The worst possible ice breaker…And they wonder why no one ever wants to play…
A failed audition for Double Mint gum
And this is why you shouldn’t smoke crack if you’re pregnant.
We make holes in teeth.
One…two…Freddies coming for OH Wait, sorry wrong movie!
Next Project Runway
Dresses to die for!
We prefer to be called “little people”!
NO THANKS, we already saw what was in that room.
I bet you can’t guess which one of us farted.
Lock up your daughters.
Yes! I’ve always fantasized of twins in bedgowns!
The Olsen twins have NOT come a long way.
Remember when Honey Boo Boo child said her two older sisters were given up for adoption?
2 x Fivehead =
What do you mean Mothra only dates Japanese girls?
If we put our faces in a bra, our foreheads look like cleavage
They hired us because we creep the shit out of everybody
The other twins the Olsens don’t talk about.
We’re the twins the Olsens don’t talk about.
Stay at the Overlook, they said….
It’ll be relaxing, they said…
Wonder Twins activate..form of a bloody tidal wave ….form of a hedge lion.
Wonder Twins powers activate ..form of a bloody tidal wave …form of a hedge lion.
Silly Johnny, hauntings for kids …
Silly Johnny, hauntings are for kids
Well, shit. I live in Canada. No prize for me I guess, if I win.
We do everything together…EVERYTHING ….
Resident Evil Alice cloner set to creepy? Yup.
Our dresses are as blue as the new Night of the Living dead BD.
Sometimes dead is not better…
Would you like some gum?
Get the hell out of my way, I’ve got a hot date in Room 237!
These are my girls, Tweedlecreepy and Tweedlecreepier.
She is always copying me!
Our dad is wearing a bear costume somewhere in this hotel. Have you seen him?
Danny said I could ride his Big Wheel. So THAT’s what he’s calling it now?
I don’t understand why people are afraid of us, we were so funny on Full House.
Boo!
Oh please, we partied way harder than the Bush twins ever did.
“That was take 943. Mr. Kubrick, can I let go of her hand NOW?
Your hand is so sticky. Yes, but now I can breath through my nose.
Now we want to play with youuuuuu!
The evil twin is always on the left, but is it my left or their left?!
Yup, gonna need a double barrel shotgun for this…
Call within the next 20 minutes and we’ll double the offer
We’re ready for our date Danny. Is that what we’re riding in?
Actually, all of our REALLY creepy dresses are in the laundry
“Can you think of a better way… to exchange long protein strands” – Simpsons reference FYI
“In a few years son… you will really like this.”
Double the Pleasure. Double the Fun. Double the REDRUM REDRUM
Heeeeeeeeeere’s Mary Kate and Ashley!
Welcome to Overlook…where you can rest in piece. FOREVER. =)
In Soviet Russia, emo girlz cut you.
Stieg Larsson’s The Girls Who Played with Fire and then got Chopped apart by their Dad
My mom says my dad is a real sex machine.
When you two stop pissing on the rug I’ll stop beating you and your mother.
Lesbians
The one on the right is the fat one.
Nothing is more obnoxious than twins
The one on the left needs a training bra. She looks like Jonah Hill.
Norman Rockwell :
The LSD Years
Red Rover, Red-rum
We dare Jack to come
Ever get that ‘not so fresh’ feeling?
Are you REALLY here to help these girls with their math homework? You don’t need wine coolers for that.
“Okay girls now kiss…” deleted scene
Nice trike
“Dear Jim’ll…”
You set the camera timer for 10 SECONDS right?
Gangnam Style? We haven’t quite got the moves down yet
Stay still… those giant letters are getting closer
Meet Mimi…
and her sister Meme
“And the title of ‘Little Miss Psychosis’ goes to”…..
“Wait a minute. So, what you’re telling us is “who left the cornballer plugged in?” won the last one?” “no shit?”
Maine finally changed their same-sex marriage laws, but…
“We represent the Laceration Guild, the Laceration Guild, the Laceration Guild.”
“Red rover, red rover, let Lucifer come over.”
“Daddy, why are you carrying an axe?”
“Cadaver Twin powers activate!”
“Hey sis, you thirsty for some redrum?”
Single White Female much?
“We’re not touched, we’re undead!”
“If you want both of us, it’ll cost you extra.”
I’m seeing double, time to take off my beer goggles.
Help us. complete our human centipede…
Thanks guys! Contest closed! Winner will be announced soon!
Any of the other winners of “The Loved Ones” receive a standard edition DVD?
“We know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking this is a double mint commercial. Guess Again.”
The Shining: The Clone Wars
You’d better red-neck-ignize!
If Pete and Repeat were sitting on a log . . .