[BD Caption Contest] Win Rare ‘Shadowman’ Black Retailer Exclusive Variant From Valiant Comics!

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We’ve got a sweet contest for you fans of the newly restored Valiant Comics. Valiant is releasing their new incarnation of Shadowman on November 7th, written by Justin Jordan with art from Patrick Zircher. The series follows Jack Boniface who mus accept his legacy as Shadowman in order to protect New Orleans from unstoppable forces of darkness.

The photo to be captioned below is also a first look at the gruesome “Shadowman” villain, Mr Twist. Check contest details below! (NOTE: this is separate from the film caption contest that is currently running)

Contest Rules:

1. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc. for the comic page below.

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and Valiant Comics will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

The Winner receives a copy of the “Shadowman” Black Retailer Exclusive , of which only 500 copies were printed.. It’s rare, to say the least, and it’s selling for a pretty penny on ebay right now.

  • Lou

    Am I vascular, or what?

  • Lou

    3 out of 4 of my mouths prefer Crest.

  • grayghost

    “Okay, all together now say cheeeeese, Hey left thigh stop hamming it up.”

  • m-m-m-MONSTER_KILL

    “So are, uh…I mean, is that thing like, made out of penises?”
    “I think so…OPEN FIRE!”

  • jallenc007

    He must have one hell of a dential plan!

  • jallenc007

    Looking for the toothpaste aisle.

  • sabreson360

    “That lower mouth is way to close to his…eeerrr…nevermind.”

  • sabreson360

    “Shoot him in the mouth!”…
    “Which one?!”

  • sabreson360

    “Should we call for backup??”
    “We are the backup!!”

  • sabreson360

    “Do you think he’s the guy?”
    “Just shoot!”

  • Erebus Dirge

    “Goddamn it! Do you see now, what happens when you have the stella-burger and go for a dump? This is the kind of shit is that killed Elvis!”

  • revfish

    Hello there, tiny human!

    *next panel* “Tell me about the rabbits!”

  • revfish

    “I’m tentaculaaaaaar!”

    “Wow, who knew the Big Bad was gay?”

  • revfish

    “That is a huge main vein between his legs!”

    “That’s not a vein.”

    “Oh myyyyy!”

  • Luco

    “Since when did carnage have an exposed rib-cage?”

    “Quit trying to get us sued, and just shoot!”

  • theCr0w

    Sou you’re telling me I’m the one that NEEDS plastic surgery?

  • fhernandezy8

    I hope ya’ll into tentacle porn…

  • Magikarp

    Excuse me but do you have a moment to talk about Bosou?

  • Veinsanem

    Two more looking to get twisted.

  • Veinsanem

    Do you two want to be a part of my collection?

  • Veinsanem

    Which mouth should I feed first?

  • miradotheblack

    Man-”Oh, Look. Your delightful mother.”
    Woman- “Shut Up And FIRE!”

  • miradotheblack

    BEEFCAKE!!!

  • dudleydriller

    So this is what happens after the critters eat the skin off a tyrant hmmmm

  • dudleydriller

    is this the line for the new iron maiden mascot!!!!

  • grayghost

    “Yo baby, in the movie version I’m gonna be played by Moram Freeman.”
    “Yea and i’m probably gonna be played by willow Smith.”

  • LennitW

    “What the hell are you looking at me for?!?”

  • LennitW

    “Damn rookies. Please tell me you didn’t wet yourself.”

  • LennitW

    “Keep you mind outta the gutter and shoot.”

  • LennitW

    “What? I told you…the locker-room was cold. Besides, this thing ain’t even human.”

  • LennitW

    “Don’t give me that smirk! I said ‘Bigger than any other GUY you’.

  • LennitW

    “Uh…I think I just crapped my pants.”

  • LennitW

    “Well…ladies first.”

  • Lou

    2 shots, 3 bullets. Nice Shooting!

  • toastv

    Monster: Is this where the party is? Cause I don’t
    see any cake and ice-cream?

  • toastv

    Monster: Say “Hello” to my little fiends!

  • toastv

    Monster: “Hey, that tickles.”

  • toastv

    Monster: Here I aaammm. And I brought along
    a few of my friends. Now wheres the
    Par-tay!

  • toastv

    Monster: Gee, not too many people are here
    for my coming out party.
    Guess I have to snack on these two
    cops until the banquet crowd arrives.

  • miradotheblack

    I AM ANGRY PASTA MAN!

  • toastv

    Monster: Pardon me. Seems I forgot to
    dress for this occassion.

  • toastv

    Monster: Time to crash this party!
    And snack on a couple of cops.

  • toastv

    Monster: I am here for the Scheneckleman
    Party. Where is everyone?

  • LennitW

    Mr. Twist: Snack time!

  • Davin

    It smells like bacon in here.

  • erck1

    Male cop to female cop: “When you said dinner party, i didn’t know we were gonna “be” dinner.”

  • mataxis

    Mr. Twist: “Hello friendssssss.”

    Woman: “You know him?”

    Man: “Hell no, open fire!”

  • mataxis

    Mr Twist: “Ah, desert is served.”
    Mr Twist’s left shoulder: “I call woman.”
    Mr Twist’s right arm: “I call man.”
    Mr Twist’s left thigh: “Let me at ‘em!”

    Man: “Rules of engagement?”
    Woman: “Shoot ‘em, stupid!”

  • Lonmonster

    CONTEST IS NOW OVER. SEE WINNER ON NEW COMICS CAPTION CONTEST.

  • WARLUST

    Do you got a warrant?