[BD Caption Contest] Oh The Horror!!!
The First Prize winner this week is JardoHorror (please DM me your US mailing address) you get Excision on Blu-ray!
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Our new prize for this week’s entries is a Blu-ray of the claustrophobic horror film 247°F, starring such genre favorites as Scout Taylor-Compton (Rob Zombie’s Halloween & Halloween II), Christina Ulloa (“Californication,” “Charmed”), Travis Van Winkle (“Happy Endings,” Friday the 13th (2009), Transformers), and Tyler Mane (Rob Zombie’s Halloween & Halloween II, X-Men).
Head inside to see the runner-up for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest!
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Our runner-up is MachetAY! Unfortunately no prizes for 2nd place this week!
Rules:
1. We pick a still from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…
2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!
3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!
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Yes I’m Honey Boo Boo’s mom!! Please no pictures!!
Must get the cookies to grandma’s house
“This chainsaw does make my butt look big!Liar!”
Cut scene from Poltergeist
Zsa Zsa Gabor is being attacked by another serial killer
“Me Chloe Kardashian,(Grunts) So mad that chainsaw broke nail!”
And you thought seeing *your* Grandma at Thanksgiving was a nightmare…
“I could have saved so much money on car insurance by switching to Geico!”
This is what happens when the old people lose in Atlantic City
grandma grandma bake me SOME THE FUCK UP
Monkey see monkey do, looks like a grandma took a poo
Why am I in this movie!!!
and I said hay hay hay hay hay hay hay yeah yeah, I said hey… whats going on.
THIS ISN’T A FUCKING LEATHERFACE MASK!!!
You told me I didn’t look fat in this blouse.
” You mean to tell me this is the most hated film in the entire franchise?” (screams)
This Leatherface has the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across.
I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
Oh God, I pierced the toast!
Oh heavens where did I leave my dignity?
I laugh in your general direction good sir
Which way to the Pink Flamingo’s remake?
On this weeks Face Off we have the members make Sarah Palin…
Waiting for the nip slip…
(Comic book guy) “Heaviest chainsaw ever!!!”
Note to self… never fart in a one peice costume
Khloe Kardashian recommends Stanley Chainsaws!
That face and that body is a dangerous combination.
Could you be the one they talk about….
You heard of Buffalo Bill? I’m the Houston Hottie, baby.
That girl at the cosmetics counter said the cream would even out my skin tone!
HEY YOU GUYS!
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard… AND THEN I KILL THEM!
This is the kind of groupies that drummers are known to get.
Ugh. I need to go to the bathroom and put my other face on. i just can’t do anything with this one today.
Fuck! I think I chipped a nail!
Oh, this new chainsaw purse is to die for
(haha I know it’s corny, but I think it works.)
First still of Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor.
My Elizabeth Taylor face is too worn out!
Oh no, the fire ants got in my mask again!
It burns! This face must have belonged to a non-glitter vampire!
Kris Jenner just found out Bruce is cheating on her.
That moment after you look in the mirror and realize you look like Kris Jenner.
I was going to use this chainsaw to kill myself but…I’ll just melt instead!
The McRib is gone again?!? Nooooooo!!!
He put two holes in my face from Paris!
Out of gas again?? This is killing my business!
Oh no! I’m still in my nightie!
Mrs. Doubtfire has gone mad!!
Here’s my Donald Sutherland impression from Invasion of the Body Snatchers!
Robin Williams just couldn’t let Mrs. Doubtfire go.
BACON SHORTAAAAGE!?!?
THE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING!!!!
You hit me! How dare you hit me! Say hello to my little chainsaw!
this isent where i parked my car
leather face leaves another blind date
Kirstie Alley was PISSED when she was eliminated from DWTS*
*Dancing With The Stars for those lucky enough to not know what that crap is.
Liza!
I’m still hotter than Zellwegger
Does this skin make me look fat?
Someone has to emote in this fucking movie
This movie will be like whatever happened to baby Jane, but for morons
“They say beauty is only skin deep so I took of this woman’s skin and she’s still ugly as fuck!”
Fat guy in little corpse. Fat guy in little corpse
this is what honey boo boo will look like in the future
this chainsaw does not match my dress
What’s skinning Gilbert Grape?
And Joyce DeWitt as Janet
the texas chainsaw massacre picture show
leatherface’s reacting to the jersey shore series finaly
peter griffin as Leatherface for halloween
leatherface after seeing magic mike
Well, Chuck…The date started off good but after a while she just didn’t seem to feel comfortable in her own skin.
“Oooh Lawdy, I do believe I have lost my pearl necklace!”
leatherface as adele for halloween
And she thought the surgery went well
The chainsaw doesn’t go with my outfit????
Come back here Paris! Me and you are gonna have a faceoff!
Get ready for a SURPRISE!!!
ROXANNE!
A sneak peek at “Real Housewives of Kentucky”
Don’t I look just FABULOUS?!
The drag shows in Kansas are nothing like on the west coast!
Oh lord this is chafing my nipples!!
STELLA!!!!!!!
Aargh!! I said no more wire hangers!!
Dammit! I forgot my sunscreen!
So the series has come to this?
Bruce Jenner has really let himself go.
Joan Rivers just can’t stop can she?
What a time to start my period.
Michael Myers + Buffalo Bill = This.
Michael Myers would look great as a woman, said no one ever.
NOOOOOOOOOO!! i FORGOT MY KOTEX!
Mrs. Doubtfire: The Beginnings coming summer 2014
why oh why do they keep making more movies about me!
Oh please! Mr. Furter was my fater!
I guess it really does end when the fat lady sings. In this case my sexual appetite.
Awwww!!! I’m melting!!!
“…And I-EEEEE-I-EEEEEE-I will always love Yooooooooooouuuuuuu!”
Oh God, I just realized… I’m in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4! Oh GOD! OH GOD!!!!
I want a goddamn litre of cola!
What do you mean I won’t be in the Chainsaw Remake?!?
Wow. Clayface really let himself go.
I’m a sweet Transvestite. From Trans-Fat, Transylvania
Susan Boyle’s mother: “They’re all gonna LAUGH at you!”
I can’t believe it’s not butter!
Just finished watching PROMETHEUS and says
” WHY GOD, WHY!
He lied to me he said ” It was good for my skin! Like Oil of Olay , but better!”
oh have mercy! this face does not go well with these shoes!
please will you turn that damn justin beiber off!… you are killing my ears!
damn you hollywood… Why must you destroy my franchise!?
these damn groundhogs!… got my fresh juicy tomatoes again!
Be honest…does this chainsaw make me look fat?
Turn off that Justin Bieber crap!
Swear to God, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian….. But just the idea of having sex with another woman creeps me out.
Why are you tormenting me? Why don’t you go fuck a sheep, or your sister, or YOURSELF? Brain dead redneck asshole!
Heather Mooney is that you? Please don’t tell me to Fuck off, it really hurts my feelings.
I am fully aware of Victoria’s little “secret”.
“I’ll kill the bastards who cancelled Desperate Housewives.”
What do you mean the saw ISN’T family?!?!
This flesh mask REALLY itches.
“This chainsaw is much too heavy, do you have something closer to a weed whacker?”
What do you mean I lost RuPaul’s Drag Race?
Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. (from “Heathers”)
I’m melting! Melting! Oh, what a world!
Avon calling!
Kids! Time for dinner!
Oh nooo! Mamma ate Glitzy!
Put on your dancing shoes, boys!
Snooki’s taking the news of her book bombing pretty well
My doctor says I have to take a laxative!
50 shades oh… Oh my god, what is that?!?!?!?!
50 shades of… Oh my god, what is that?!?!?!?!
Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass
Rosie O’Donnell doing the yardwork on a Saturday morning.
Oh god…Potato Jesus is contagious!!
I cant believe some of the awful captions that are winning this contest!!!!
Oh mah lawdy, Mr. D makes me moist
Rejected Poulan spokesmodel
World’s worst Mohel.
EHarmony profile photo fail.
ONLY YOU…
…can prevent botox
Roseanne Barr’s only attempt at horror left much to be desired…
Texas Chainsaw 3D?!?! You’re shitting me, right?
She knows what to do with those parts.
You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.
So I said, fuck it, and used the saw to perform my own plastic surgery.
Here’s blood in your eye!
Chop Top, turn off that damn hippie music!!
Check out this deleted scene from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
I had the chance to massacre both McConaughey and Zellweger…and I blew it.
Everything’s bigger, and uglier, in Texas.
Rosie O’Donnell’s reaction to her show getting canceled.
They told me RuPaul was the woMan to go to…But look at me now
Joan Rivers between face lifts
It’s the comedy central roast of Roseanne!
Oh, no! My Mary Kay is wearing off!
“Oh no, I think this “skin” belonged to a ginger. Sunlight is now my enemy!.
AGHH. I DID LEAVE THE IRON ON ….
WHO LEFT THEIR DOG S*IT ON MY LAWN..
I CANT BELEIVE I FORGOT TO DVR 30 DAYS OF NIGHT
I DIDNT GET THE PART ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES? AGH …
Extreme Makeover: Incest Edition
blah…blah…>insert Honey Boo Boo reference here<
Lifestyle Lift…Results may vary.
This Chainsaw Clashes with my Sheer Dress!
With whitening strips, even chainsaw ladies,
Have a perfect smile.
The new Progressive Mayhem Spokesman.
Patrick Warburton’s new role.
2 words
Oscar Buzz
Damn!
Kathy Bates has anger issues.
Maybe she’s born with it…Maybe it’s Maybelline!
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok……
“Don’t fuck with me fellas. This ain’t my first time at the rodeo!”
“No wire hangers, ever!”
~I do believe in spooks, I do, I do.
~You’ll believe in more than that before I’m finished with you.
“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!”
But ya are, Franklin, ya are in that chair!
“DAMMIT! Why can’t I ever win one of these caption contest?!”
No.More.Wire.Hangers.EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
What do you mean the Walking Dead season 3 premiere is still a week away?!!!!!!!!!
I lost the caption contest again?!!
I’m comin’ for you Mr. Disgusting!!!!!!!!
My vibrator is on the “chainsaw” setting again, I told you to quit using my toys Tommy!
You mean the new movie’s post-coversion 3D, not true 3D?
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Kirstie Alley did not react well to being kicked off Dancing with the Stars: All-Stars
I am so sick of meatloaf!
Oy vey, you wouldn’t believe the day I’ve had.
This is too much work, I’m going vegetarian.
When Leatherface wants to feel sexy he wears lingerie, puts on “his face” and revs up his vibrator.
Oh the shame it burns.
AGHH! No one told me lady skin also comes with PMS!
Maybe it’s Maybe-lean
AGH, FUCK!!! WHO REPLACED MY MASCARA WITH ICY-HOT?!
Oh, stop it. i bet you tell that to all of the chainsaw weilding maniacs.
Will you stop scratching already? you’re driving me nuts!
Dude, i can’t help it, this damn wig is itchy!
OH, STOP IT.I BET YOU TELL THAT TO ALL OF THE CHAINSAW WEILDING MANIACS.
Look out, Leatherface is on the rag again. He’ll cut a bitch.
Dammit… I lost a filling!
Daddy says I’m his pretty, pretty princess!
Ouch! This mask was supposed to protect me from splinters!
Not the face! Not the face!
Watch the hair, man!
it put the lotion on its’skin so it wouldn’t get the hose…….didn’t help
JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE MINUTE!!!
I NEED TO PUT MY FACE ON!
Hey Kristen Stewart…this is how you show emotions!
Maybe it’s Maybelline…
Maybe I’ll just wear the bitches face.
This weather gives me a touch of the vapors.
AAAAHHHHGGGGHHHH!!! I chipped a nail.
The 3D remake ignores the other sequels…..NOOOOOOOO
OP – OP – OP – OPPA CHAINSAW STYLE!
OP – OP – OP – OPPA TEXAS STYLE!!
I’m in 3D next? NO, I NEED TO WAX MY BROWS FIRST!!
Aaah! Ralphie shot my eye out!
ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NAAAAOOOOO!
White Ru-Paul’s Drag Race has significantly more difficult challenges.
“The entire remake era can be blamed on me and this piece of sh*t sequel!!! WAAAAAAAAH!!!”
Thanks guys! The Contest is now CLOSED!!! Winner will be announced tomorrow!!
Evan
LOL, nuff said.
I’m out of gas!!
Does this chainsaw have a vibrate mode?
Don’t f*ck with a granny that has a chainsaw and is also having a bad hair day.
Oh! The pain, the pain!
I coulda had a V-8!
My kingdom for a godd*mn crapper!
Immodium A-D – Where will you be when Diahrea strikes?
Oh noes, the contest is over!!!
Why didn’t anyone SAY this bag doesn’t go with this outfit!?
The Saw is Family, but Accessorizing is Hell.
What do you MEAN the sale is over!?
OMG! There’s a 50% off sale! Let’s go girls!
What do you mean I didn’t make it on the next season of RuPaul’s Drag Race?!
Dang…my drag is busted! TRUST!
What do you mean this fat makes me look fat?!
this movie (tcm the next generation) is probaly the most forgotten (and 1 of the most hated) slashers EVER.
“Like a good neighbor State Farm is there.”
“With a Chainsaw”