[BD Caption Contest] Oh The Horror!!!

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The First Prize winner this week is JardoHorror (please DM me your US mailing address) you get Excision on Blu-ray!

Our new prize for this week’s entries is a Blu-ray of the claustrophobic horror film 247°F, starring such genre favorites as Scout Taylor-Compton (Rob Zombie’s Halloween & Halloween II), Christina Ulloa (“Californication,” “Charmed”), Travis Van Winkle (“Happy Endings,” Friday the 13th (2009), Transformers), and Tyler Mane (Rob Zombie’s Halloween & Halloween II, X-Men).

Head inside to see the runner-up for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest!

Our runner-up is MachetAY! Unfortunately no prizes for 2nd place this week!

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

 
Source: Bloody Disgusting
  • Walsh79

    Yes I’m Honey Boo Boo’s mom!! Please no pictures!!

  • Alex Brookshire

    Must get the cookies to grandma’s house

  • Remember-Slithis

    “This chainsaw does make my butt look big!Liar!”

  • Alex Brookshire

    Cut scene from Poltergeist

  • Alex Brookshire

    Zsa Zsa Gabor is being attacked by another serial killer

  • Remember-Slithis

    “Me Chloe Kardashian,(Grunts) So mad that chainsaw broke nail!”

  • al343806

    And you thought seeing *your* Grandma at Thanksgiving was a nightmare…

  • dmiller23

    “I could have saved so much money on car insurance by switching to Geico!”

  • flesheater24

    This is what happens when the old people lose in Atlantic City

  • flesheater24

    grandma grandma bake me SOME THE FUCK UP

  • flesheater24

    Monkey see monkey do, looks like a grandma took a poo

  • staindFAN

    Why am I in this movie!!!

  • russellg79

    and I said hay hay hay hay hay hay hay yeah yeah, I said hey… whats going on.

  • russellg79

    THIS ISN’T A FUCKING LEATHERFACE MASK!!!

  • russellg79

    You told me I didn’t look fat in this blouse.

  • staindFAN

    ” You mean to tell me this is the most hated film in the entire franchise?” (screams)

  • russellg79

    This Leatherface has the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across.

  • Trixxxster

    I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!

  • Trixxxster

    Oh God, I pierced the toast!

  • BornVillian

    Oh heavens where did I leave my dignity?

  • BornVillian

    I laugh in your general direction good sir

  • MachetAY

    Which way to the Pink Flamingo’s remake?

  • MachetAY

    On this weeks Face Off we have the members make Sarah Palin…

  • MachetAY

    Waiting for the nip slip…

  • MachetAY

    (Comic book guy) “Heaviest chainsaw ever!!!”

  • MachetAY

    Note to self… never fart in a one peice costume

  • miradotheblack

    Khloe Kardashian recommends Stanley Chainsaws!

  • miradotheblack

    That face and that body is a dangerous combination.

  • Beezle2112

    Could you be the one they talk about….

  • Beezle2112

    You heard of Buffalo Bill? I’m the Houston Hottie, baby.

  • Beezle2112

    That girl at the cosmetics counter said the cream would even out my skin tone!

  • Beezle2112

    HEY YOU GUYS!

  • Beezle2112

    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard… AND THEN I KILL THEM!

  • Beezle2112

    This is the kind of groupies that drummers are known to get.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Ugh. I need to go to the bathroom and put my other face on. i just can’t do anything with this one today.

  • http://www.facebook.com/cschuld1 Carter Schuld

    Fuck! I think I chipped a nail!

  • purplek

    Oh, this new chainsaw purse is to die for

    (haha I know it’s corny, but I think it works.)

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    First still of Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor.

  • elemperador

    My Elizabeth Taylor face is too worn out!

  • elemperador

    Oh no, the fire ants got in my mask again!

  • elemperador

    It burns! This face must have belonged to a non-glitter vampire!

  • sabreson360

    Kris Jenner just found out Bruce is cheating on her.

  • sabreson360

    That moment after you look in the mirror and realize you look like Kris Jenner.

  • sabreson360

    I was going to use this chainsaw to kill myself but…I’ll just melt instead!

  • sabreson360

    The McRib is gone again?!? Nooooooo!!!

  • elemperador

    He put two holes in my face from Paris!

  • sabreson360

    Out of gas again?? This is killing my business!

  • elemperador

    Oh no! I’m still in my nightie!

  • sabreson360

    Mrs. Doubtfire has gone mad!!

  • elemperador

    Here’s my Donald Sutherland impression from Invasion of the Body Snatchers!

  • sabreson360

    Robin Williams just couldn’t let Mrs. Doubtfire go.

  • sabreson360

    BACON SHORTAAAAGE!?!?

  • mrlordi

    THE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING!!!!

  • elemperador

    You hit me! How dare you hit me! Say hello to my little chainsaw!

  • mrlordi

    this isent where i parked my car

  • mrlordi

    leather face leaves another blind date

  • 2nahelper

    Kirstie Alley was PISSED when she was eliminated from DWTS*

    *Dancing With The Stars for those lucky enough to not know what that crap is.

  • Mr-Turdlington

    Liza!

  • Mr-Turdlington

    I’m still hotter than Zellwegger

  • Mr-Turdlington

    Does this skin make me look fat?

  • Mr-Turdlington

    Someone has to emote in this fucking movie

  • Mr-Turdlington

    This movie will be like whatever happened to baby Jane, but for morons

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    “They say beauty is only skin deep so I took of this woman’s skin and she’s still ugly as fuck!”

  • Mr-Turdlington

    Fat guy in little corpse. Fat guy in little corpse

  • frankstark

    this is what honey boo boo will look like in the future

  • frankstark

    this chainsaw does not match my dress

  • Mr-Turdlington

    What’s skinning Gilbert Grape?

  • Mr-Turdlington

    And Joyce DeWitt as Janet

  • frankstark

    the texas chainsaw massacre picture show

  • frankstark

    leatherface’s reacting to the jersey shore series finaly

  • frankstark

    peter griffin as Leatherface for halloween

  • frankstark

    leatherface after seeing magic mike

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Well, Chuck…The date started off good but after a while she just didn’t seem to feel comfortable in her own skin.

  • Long Pig

    “Oooh Lawdy, I do believe I have lost my pearl necklace!”

  • frankstark

    leatherface as adele for halloween

  • jwolfe2441

    And she thought the surgery went well

  • jwolfe2441

    The chainsaw doesn’t go with my outfit????

    • Dark Mark

      Come back here Paris! Me and you are gonna have a faceoff!

  • jesuseatspaste

    Get ready for a SURPRISE!!!

  • u_mad_br0

    ROXANNE!

  • jesuseatspaste

    A sneak peek at “Real Housewives of Kentucky”

  • jesuseatspaste

    Don’t I look just FABULOUS?!

  • jesuseatspaste

    The drag shows in Kansas are nothing like on the west coast!

  • jesuseatspaste

    Oh lord this is chafing my nipples!!

  • jesuseatspaste

    STELLA!!!!!!!

  • jesuseatspaste

    Aargh!! I said no more wire hangers!!

  • DexterAHS

    Dammit! I forgot my sunscreen!

  • DexterAHS

    So the series has come to this?

  • DexterAHS

    Bruce Jenner has really let himself go.

  • DexterAHS

    Joan Rivers just can’t stop can she?

  • DexterAHS

    What a time to start my period.

  • DexterAHS

    Michael Myers + Buffalo Bill = This.

  • DexterAHS

    Michael Myers would look great as a woman, said no one ever.

  • alexboy22

    NOOOOOOOOOO!! i FORGOT MY KOTEX!

  • BornVillian

    Mrs. Doubtfire: The Beginnings coming summer 2014

  • alexboy22

    why oh why do they keep making more movies about me!

  • BornVillian

    Oh please! Mr. Furter was my fater!

  • BornVillian

    I guess it really does end when the fat lady sings. In this case my sexual appetite.

  • Eville

    Awwww!!! I’m melting!!!

  • Benji

    “…And I-EEEEE-I-EEEEEE-I will always love Yooooooooooouuuuuuu!”

  • cshultz81

    Oh God, I just realized… I’m in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4! Oh GOD! OH GOD!!!!

  • jesuseatspaste

    I want a goddamn litre of cola!

  • Luke

    What do you mean I won’t be in the Chainsaw Remake?!?

  • Luke

    Wow. Clayface really let himself go.

  • Luke

    I’m a sweet Transvestite. From Trans-Fat, Transylvania

  • Mr.Mirage

    Susan Boyle’s mother: “They’re all gonna LAUGH at you!”

  • tlyon2

    I can’t believe it’s not butter!

  • sinisterzombie

    Just finished watching PROMETHEUS and says
    ” WHY GOD, WHY!

  • Erebus Dirge

    He lied to me he said ” It was good for my skin! Like Oil of Olay , but better!”

  • DeadManZombieFan

    oh have mercy! this face does not go well with these shoes!

  • DeadManZombieFan

    please will you turn that damn justin beiber off!… you are killing my ears!

  • DeadManZombieFan

    damn you hollywood… Why must you destroy my franchise!?

  • DeadManZombieFan

    these damn groundhogs!… got my fresh juicy tomatoes again!

  • Beanis

    Be honest…does this chainsaw make me look fat?

  • Beanis

    Turn off that Justin Bieber crap!

  • Alice10

    Swear to God, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian….. But just the idea of having sex with another woman creeps me out.

  • Alice10

    Why are you tormenting me? Why don’t you go fuck a sheep, or your sister, or YOURSELF? Brain dead redneck asshole!

    • Beanis

      Heather Mooney is that you? Please don’t tell me to Fuck off, it really hurts my feelings.

  • Beanis

    I am fully aware of Victoria’s little “secret”.

  • Beanis

    “I’ll kill the bastards who cancelled Desperate Housewives.”

  • Beanis

    What do you mean the saw ISN’T family?!?!

  • Beanis

    This flesh mask REALLY itches.

  • Beanis

    “This chainsaw is much too heavy, do you have something closer to a weed whacker?”

  • SamX0013

    What do you mean I lost RuPaul’s Drag Race?

  • SamX0013

    Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. (from “Heathers”)

  • SamX0013

    I’m melting! Melting! Oh, what a world!

  • Robert Murphy

    Avon calling!

  • SamX0013

    Kids! Time for dinner!

  • HorrorQueen

    Oh nooo! Mamma ate Glitzy!

  • Robert Murphy

    Put on your dancing shoes, boys!

  • Robert Murphy

    Snooki’s taking the news of her book bombing pretty well

  • J-SiN

    My doctor says I have to take a laxative!

  • Robert Murphy

    50 shades oh… Oh my god, what is that?!?!?!?!

  • Robert Murphy

    50 shades of… Oh my god, what is that?!?!?!?!

  • Robert Murphy

    Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass

  • HardRocker

    Rosie O’Donnell doing the yardwork on a Saturday morning.

  • Sinjunsmythe

    Oh god…Potato Jesus is contagious!!

  • gian1979

    I cant believe some of the awful captions that are winning this contest!!!!

  • Robert Murphy

    Oh mah lawdy, Mr. D makes me moist

  • Lou

    Rejected Poulan spokesmodel

  • Lou

    World’s worst Mohel.

  • Lou

    EHarmony profile photo fail.

  • AdamFearson

    ONLY YOU…
    …can prevent botox

  • ButtaCheez

    Roseanne Barr’s only attempt at horror left much to be desired…

  • Beanis

    Texas Chainsaw 3D?!?! You’re shitting me, right?

  • Beanis

    She knows what to do with those parts.

  • Beanis

    You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

  • Beanis

    So I said, fuck it, and used the saw to perform my own plastic surgery.

  • Beanis

    Here’s blood in your eye!

  • Beanis

    Chop Top, turn off that damn hippie music!!

  • Beanis

    Check out this deleted scene from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.

  • Beanis

    I had the chance to massacre both McConaughey and Zellweger…and I blew it.

  • Beanis

    Everything’s bigger, and uglier, in Texas.

  • ghengis

    Rosie O’Donnell’s reaction to her show getting canceled.

  • DDexGaige

    They told me RuPaul was the woMan to go to…But look at me now

  • GeminiGuy

    Joan Rivers between face lifts

  • http://www.facebook.com/ryancarlsexton Ryan Sexton

    It’s the comedy central roast of Roseanne!

  • CDevil

    Oh, no! My Mary Kay is wearing off!

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    “Oh no, I think this “skin” belonged to a ginger. Sunlight is now my enemy!.

  • TEDDYX

    AGHH. I DID LEAVE THE IRON ON ….

  • TEDDYX

    WHO LEFT THEIR DOG S*IT ON MY LAWN..

  • TEDDYX

    I CANT BELEIVE I FORGOT TO DVR 30 DAYS OF NIGHT

  • TEDDYX

    I DIDNT GET THE PART ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES? AGH …

  • Lou

    Extreme Makeover: Incest Edition

  • davidbleezy

    blah…blah…>insert Honey Boo Boo reference here<

  • evenscarier

    Lifestyle Lift…Results may vary.

  • miradotheblack

    This Chainsaw Clashes with my Sheer Dress!

  • miradotheblack

    With whitening strips, even chainsaw ladies,

    Have a perfect smile.

  • miradotheblack

    The new Progressive Mayhem Spokesman.

  • miradotheblack

    Patrick Warburton’s new role.

  • miradotheblack

    2 words

    Oscar Buzz

  • miradotheblack

    Damn!
    Kathy Bates has anger issues.

  • DexterAHS

    Maybe she’s born with it…Maybe it’s Maybelline!

  • Lou

    I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok……

  • grayghost

    “Don’t fuck with me fellas. This ain’t my first time at the rodeo!”

  • grayghost

    “No wire hangers, ever!”

  • grayghost

    ~I do believe in spooks, I do, I do.

    ~You’ll believe in more than that before I’m finished with you.

  • grayghost

    “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!”

  • Beanis

    But ya are, Franklin, ya are in that chair!

  • ButtaCheez

    “DAMMIT! Why can’t I ever win one of these caption contest?!”

  • deandean1990

    No.More.Wire.Hangers.EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

  • deandean1990

    What do you mean the Walking Dead season 3 premiere is still a week away?!!!!!!!!!

  • deandean1990

    I lost the caption contest again?!!

  • deandean1990

    I’m comin’ for you Mr. Disgusting!!!!!!!!

  • deandean1990

    My vibrator is on the “chainsaw” setting again, I told you to quit using my toys Tommy!

  • CoreyJ

    You mean the new movie’s post-coversion 3D, not true 3D?

    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  • CoreyJ

    Kirstie Alley did not react well to being kicked off Dancing with the Stars: All-Stars

  • Beanis

    I am so sick of meatloaf!

  • Beanis

    Oy vey, you wouldn’t believe the day I’ve had.

  • Beanis

    This is too much work, I’m going vegetarian.

  • Beanis

    When Leatherface wants to feel sexy he wears lingerie, puts on “his face” and revs up his vibrator.

  • tlyon2

    Oh the shame it burns.

  • j.c

    AGHH! No one told me lady skin also comes with PMS!

  • Davin

    Maybe it’s Maybe-lean

  • MR.-TERRIFIC

    AGH, FUCK!!! WHO REPLACED MY MASCARA WITH ICY-HOT?!

  • MR.-TERRIFIC

    Oh, stop it. i bet you tell that to all of the chainsaw weilding maniacs.

  • MR.-TERRIFIC

    Will you stop scratching already? you’re driving me nuts!

    Dude, i can’t help it, this damn wig is itchy!

  • MR.-TERRIFIC

    OH, STOP IT.I BET YOU TELL THAT TO ALL OF THE CHAINSAW WEILDING MANIACS.

  • Beanis

    Look out, Leatherface is on the rag again. He’ll cut a bitch.

  • ryeis1

    Dammit… I lost a filling!

  • ryeis1

    Daddy says I’m his pretty, pretty princess!

  • ryeis1

    Ouch! This mask was supposed to protect me from splinters!

  • ryeis1

    Not the face! Not the face!

  • ryeis1

    Watch the hair, man!

  • erck1

    it put the lotion on its’skin so it wouldn’t get the hose…….didn’t help

  • HorrorMerk

    JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE MINUTE!!!

    I NEED TO PUT MY FACE ON!

  • A-Devils-Reject

    Hey Kristen Stewart…this is how you show emotions!

  • Kristofer

    Maybe it’s Maybelline…

    Maybe I’ll just wear the bitches face.

  • xxxwolf666

    This weather gives me a touch of the vapors.

  • xxxwolf666

    AAAAHHHHGGGGHHHH!!! I chipped a nail.

  • crizk95

    The 3D remake ignores the other sequels…..NOOOOOOOO

  • crizk95

    OP – OP – OP – OPPA CHAINSAW STYLE!

  • crizk95

    OP – OP – OP – OPPA TEXAS STYLE!!

  • crizk95

    I’m in 3D next? NO, I NEED TO WAX MY BROWS FIRST!!

  • FarmerWaits

    Aaah! Ralphie shot my eye out!

  • Thomas Hewitt Sawyer the fiff

    ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NAAAAOOOOO!

  • Decapitated_Dave

    White Ru-Paul’s Drag Race has significantly more difficult challenges.

  • VictorCrowley

    “The entire remake era can be blamed on me and this piece of sh*t sequel!!! WAAAAAAAAH!!!”

  • EvanDickson

    Thanks guys! The Contest is now CLOSED!!! Winner will be announced tomorrow!!

    Evan

  • Alex † Von’Fratt

    LOL, nuff said.

  • Jadama

    I’m out of gas!!

  • StangChick

    Does this chainsaw have a vibrate mode?

  • StangChick

    Don’t f*ck with a granny that has a chainsaw and is also having a bad hair day.

  • tom-r

    Oh! The pain, the pain!

  • twoheaded

    I coulda had a V-8!

  • twoheaded

    My kingdom for a godd*mn crapper!

  • twoheaded

    Immodium A-D – Where will you be when Diahrea strikes?

  • twoheaded

    Oh noes, the contest is over!!!

  • Phreak9mm

    Why didn’t anyone SAY this bag doesn’t go with this outfit!?

  • Phreak9mm

    The Saw is Family, but Accessorizing is Hell.

  • Phreak9mm

    What do you MEAN the sale is over!?

  • Phreak9mm

    OMG! There’s a 50% off sale! Let’s go girls!

  • JPszczola87

    What do you mean I didn’t make it on the next season of RuPaul’s Drag Race?!

  • JPszczola87

    Dang…my drag is busted! TRUST!

  • domlopez

    What do you mean this fat makes me look fat?!

  • mrhorror4life

    this movie (tcm the next generation) is probaly the most forgotten (and 1 of the most hated) slashers EVER.

  • playerplex

    “Like a good neighbor State Farm is there.”
    “With a Chainsaw”