[BD Caption Contest] Win ‘What Ever Happened To Baby Jane’ On Blu-ray!

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The First Prize winner this week is MachetAY (please DM me your US mailing address) you get 247°F on Blu-ray!

This week (ie for next week’s winners) we will be giving away the brand new restoration of What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? on Blu-ray! We have two copies so there will be two winners!

Head inside to see the Runner-Up for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest!

Our runner-up is Beanis! Unfortunately no prizes for 2nd place this week!

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

  • thalazy

    Ain’t that some shit.

  • A-Devils-Reject

    Oh my god!! I just watched the leaked Evil Dead trailer!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1657507951 HorrorGeek333

    OMG that WAS my brother who got his face ripped off on Walking Dead!!

  • MachetAY

    Just another Tuesday for Peter North.

  • MachetAY

    Joan Rivers vs The Space Heater

  • MachetAY

    2 Chicks 1 Zombie

    • Ravinus

      you win

  • MachetAY

    Now apply the KY and rinse.

  • Redchevy14

    This is the last time I use a chemical peel!

  • DJofTheDead

    Well I’ll be dipped in sh*t. Paranormal Activity 4 doesn’t suck.

  • myers78

    WHATSUUUUPPPPPP

  • myers78

    shit i just saw part 4 and 5…

  • ThaRealSkratte

    REALLY?
    One ear is lower than the other?

  • ThaRealSkratte

    The dental assistant went a little wild with the baking soda.

  • Slacker2387

    I need to borrow some sugar.

  • R.J. Lowe

    Indy was right…

    …I should’ve never looked at the Ark!!!

  • R.J. Lowe

    That’s the last time I go to the Lon Chaney make-over counter at Macy’s!!!

  • BabyJaneHudson

    Hi! I’m Harry Caray.

  • deepbluec1980

    Am I tripping really hard or is this acid LITERALLY melting my face?

  • deepbluec1980

    Silver bullets for werewolves, stakes in the heart for vampires, and…what was it that zombies hate? Let try bukkake!

    • Ravinus

      No, wait. You win

  • R.J. Lowe

    Silence!

    I keeeeel you!!!

  • R.J. Lowe

    Live under the opera…?

    Oh I get it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • R.J. Lowe

    You thought acid in your face was bad? Look what Coke does!!!

  • R.J. Lowe

    I can’t believe how long these contacts stay moist!

  • R.J. Lowe

    Ashley Olsen…

    …eat your heart out!!!

  • R.J. Lowe

    Thanks ObamaCare!!!

  • R.J. Lowe

    Not covered under my HMO?!?!?

  • R.J. Lowe

    I told my plastic surgeon EARLY Joan Rivers!!!

  • R.J. Lowe

    That’s the last time I blow Superman!

  • R.J. Lowe

    I won $10 for second prize in a Beauty Contest!!!

  • R.J. Lowe

    Butcha’ are Blanche! Y’are in that chair!!!

  • R.J. Lowe

    Oh no…

    …they have PLANTS!!!

  • R.J. Lowe

    Remaking Baby Jane…

    …WHY?!?!?!?!?!

  • Alex † Von’Fratt

    Holy shit, I found my twin. (Leatherface) ;-)

  • Remember-Slithis

    “A Carmel Apple explosion that’s how!”

  • Remember-Slithis

    I use to be in a band called “Great White”!

  • FahKauffBono

    CAUTION: YOU ARE WATCHING BREAKING BAD.

  • TEDDYX

    Face lift…not face peel …

  • grayghost

    Bitch..I said I wanted a tuna melt!

  • hellsreigningqueen

    Why am I covered in gravy?

  • Trioxin83

    Run my zombie brothers! Honey Boo Boo is here!!!

  • Trioxin83

    Oh God! I’ve contracted Bieber Fever! KILL MEEEEE!

  • Trioxin83

    Clear up embarrassing acne with Pro-oxin! From the makers of Trioxin!

  • Trioxin83

    MORE BRAAAAIIINNNSSS!!!…. wait,what? There’s no more brains???

    • daruckus

      Ahahahaaaa!

  • u_mad_br0

    I should have had a V8!

  • Remember-Slithis

    “Don’t Do Bath Salts Kids!”

  • GDubby

    How did you know that I love chocolate pudding?!?!?!

  • flesheater24

    MOM?

  • flesheater24

    Cyber bullying isn’t fun now is it ??

  • flesheater24

    This is what would happen if you let a women be a president

  • Keegsta

    EVIL DEAD 4 or…. BRAINS

  • Keegsta

    SEND MORE REMAKES

  • Davidhchrist

    I told you NOT to take the brown acid!

  • eyes_only510

    woop woop gangnam style

  • xerozero69

    PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • schock77

    I just made a stinky.

  • schock77

    I can’t believe it’s not butter.

  • schock77

    Trust me … I promise only to nibble.

  • schock77

    Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

    • Ravinus

      We know who Mr. Hankey is

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    “Sorry I’m late, I just finished filming the “pool” scene in ‘Poltergeist’.”

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    “I eat punks like you for breakfast…Literally”.

  • hitman7706

    “My mom says I look like Channing Tatum………. if he died 150 years ago………. and he looked like a decomposed zombie.”

  • hitman7706

    “Just heard the new One Direction song, pooped a little bit then my face melted off. Yeah….that good.”

  • elemperador

    If this falls through, there’s always the remake of the Incredible Melting Man

  • elemperador

    I’m melting! Melting! Oh — what a world — what a world!

  • elemperador

    Look ma! No cavities! Well, at least none in my teeth!

  • schock77

    i scream, you scream, now i’m gonna eat your braaaains

  • elemperador

    You’re outsourcing my work….. to India?!!!

  • elemperador

    I’ll swallow your soul. I mean your brains.

  • elemperador

    Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Give me all your brains to eat!

  • http://www.facebook.com/zach.fisher.712 Zach Fisher

    Peek a Boo!

  • http://www.facebook.com/zach.fisher.712 Zach Fisher

    This all brains diet has not helped my complexion

  • http://www.facebook.com/zach.fisher.712 Zach Fisher

    Be honest…are my teeth yellow?

  • http://www.facebook.com/zach.fisher.712 Zach Fisher

    Was it something I said???

  • http://www.facebook.com/zach.fisher.712 Zach Fisher

    I should recommend this lotion to Grandpa Sawyer

  • http://www.facebook.com/zach.fisher.712 Zach Fisher

    I hope Bill Cosby doesn’t find me

  • JessicaChylde131

    Is there something in my teeth!

  • JessicaChylde131

    I meant ” Is there something in my teeth?”

  • JessicaChylde131

    This is my surprise face!

  • JessicaChylde131

    How’s my breath?

  • JessicaChylde131

    Do you smell fish?

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    “I can brush my teeth with your mohawk while I eat your brain.” -Lightbulb moment.

  • JessicaChylde131

    Wanna make out?

  • Margoo1977

    Oh God!

    I’ve got a hair in my eye!!

  • JessicaChylde131

    Proactive really works!

  • JessicaChylde131

    I thought you were gonna bring the condom?

  • JessicaChylde131

    Pee on me!

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Archaeologist discover monkey responsible for AIDS epidemic, still no black guy.

  • johnny-k

    Shitters Full!!!

  • johnny-k

    Did someone fart?

  • johnny-k

    Never follow a constipated elephant!

  • johnny-k

    Brains hell, anybody got a wetnap?

  • johnny-k

    Did you see the size of the bird?

  • Neilg888

    Melts in your mouth… Not in your hand.

  • Neilg888

    Sloth Loves Chunk

  • johnny-k

    It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it’s told.

  • Neilg888

    Good to the last drop.

  • johnny-k

    Pudding…What Pudding…I Didn’t Eat Your Pudding.

  • johnny-k

    Man was I shitfaced last night.

  • Neilg888

    “That’s the last time I make a Pepsi commercial!” – Michael Jackson

  • Neilg888

    Shit happens.

  • johnny-k

    Did You See The Size Of That Bird?

  • johnny-k

    You know I’ve Heard Of A Wet Fart But This Is Ridiculous.

  • KnightOfTears

    So remember; never stand behind an elephant with diarrhea!

  • myers78

    people say my eyes and teeth are my best features …

  • myers78

    OMG

  • davidbleezy

    I think I sharted

  • R.J. Lowe

    Seven hours in makeup and my scene’s been cut?!?

  • R.J. Lowe

    Surprise! You’re on Candid Camera!

  • R.J. Lowe

    This is a Wes Craven Glamour Shot!

  • R.J. Lowe

    You think I’m ugly? You should be on this side of the moniter seeing what I’m looking out at!!!

  • R.J. Lowe

    That’s the last time I go to a Sam Raimi party!

  • R.J. Lowe

    Cher! I am your future!!!

  • Googopqp

    That’s the last time I ever go to an opening screening for a PG-13 horror film!

  • Googopqp

    I can’t believe….It’s not butter!

  • Googopqp

    Too many Chuck Norris jokes…..So little time!

  • Googopqp

    Take Viagra they said……it’ll make sex better they said……

  • Googopqp

    I WANT MY CAKE! …..With a side of BRAINSSSS!!!!

  • Googopqp

    I fuck on first date!

  • Googopqp

    I wish I could tell you I fight the good fight….but prison is no fairy tale story

  • R.J. Lowe

    Jeff Dunham knows how to show Achmed a GOOD time!

  • R.J. Lowe

    How the hell does my tongue still look perfectly all right?!?

  • Googopqp

    Is it wrong if my chin is touching my balls?

  • R.J. Lowe

    I told the doctor something was wrong. To figure it out he made me go, “Ahhhh!” WTF?!?

  • Googopqp

    Never again….Am I going to bed with my contacts in

  • Googopqp

    Just another typical day on the sun

  • Googopqp

    Step 1…..In the Edward James Olmos costume

  • Googopqp

    What do you mean…..That film was a remake?

  • Googopqp

    Stranded in a basement…..better eat my own brains

  • Googopqp

    A boop bop skipitty bop……Bill Cosby Zombie

  • Googopqp

    I swear…..I didn’t say the N-word!

  • Googopqp

    It was better…..when it was unprotected

  • Googopqp

    Too many chicks….too little time!

  • Googopqp

    Japanese cough drops!

  • Googopqp

    This is how it feels…..to chew 5 gum!

  • Googopqp

    A-…..but I studied so hard!

  • R.J. Lowe

    Sam Winchester was right! Once they take off their makeup clowns ARE kinda scary!

  • EvilHead1981

    And they told me that after Raiders of the Lost Ark, I’d never get another job again!

  • EvilHead1981

    Joan Rivers in HD is REALLY a scary thing!

  • R.J. Lowe

    See?! This is why we cover our nose when we sneeze!

  • Dr.-Krueger

    It’s a boy!!

  • R.J. Lowe

    Finally we know what happens if you pull a Facehugger off!!!

  • R.J. Lowe

    Why was THIS not how Jason looked when he “melted” in the sewers of “New York”?!?

  • R.J. Lowe

    The results of a mud bath at the new Camp Crystal Lake Spa.

  • Googopqp

    Honey Booboo? CANCELED!

  • horror_2.0

    I saw Snooki naked.

  • Googopqp

    I’m prairie dogging it!

  • Googopqp

    But Cleverbot…..I am not ignoring you!

  • Googopqp

    Have you ever farted so hard……..that it felt like it splattered?

  • bludybudy

    I move away from the mic to breathe in

  • Googopqp

    She said she’s a squirter……I didn’t believe it

  • Googopqp

    The pizza isn’t hot they said…..dig in they said

  • Googopqp

    They enjoy…..all the ripping and the tearing

  • Googopqp

    I like my coffee bloodied and eaten…….like my victims

  • Googopqp

    I never was good at this blowdrying my hair

  • juggalochef2399

    The goggles, they did nothing!

    • daruckus

      Ahahahahaaaa! Give that man the ten thousand dollars!

    • deepbluec1980

      Look out radioactive man!

  • juggalochef2399

    Be careful … I’m under your bed!

  • juggalochef2399

    New breed of monkey found: Will still fling poo at you!

  • daruckus

    Alright guys… What did you to me while I was asleep?

  • R.J. Lowe

    Pizza the Hut…

    …after he ate himself to death.

  • R.J. Lowe

    It’s ridiculous how skinny you have to be to work in Hollywood these days!

  • R.J. Lowe

    Mother was always all, “Why can’t you be more like my special boy?”…

    …It sucks being Jason’s younger brother!

  • JaceD4V1S

    Who the hell spilled acid in the damn pudding!?

  • j.c

    Bob learns too late the dangers of falling asleep in a tanning bed .

  • Beezle2112

    Hey Tom, it’s Bob, from the office down the hall.

  • Beezle2112

    And this is what happes when you try to hold in a sneeze, kids.

  • Beezle2112

    So I told Camille to get me more pudding pops.

  • Googopqp

    I am very experienced….in the art of love making

  • Googopqp

    Michael Bay…..stay away!

  • Googopqp

    Doesn’t matter had sex!

  • Googopqp

    It may be melting…..but at least I can still get it up

  • Googopqp

    Obama….without the mask

  • Googopqp

    I’m all hyped up on mountain dew……ima come at you like a spider monkey!

  • Googopqp

    Mary had a little lamb……HAD

  • Googopqp

    Party like it’s the 1980′s……dance naked, snort coke, and eat brains

  • Googopqp

    hookers, Beiber, and zombies all share a common interest……a need for brains!

  • Googopqp

    Who the hell farted?

  • Googopqp

    I swear…..the puppy just bolted out the door and ran!

  • Googopqp

    I want cock……fighting to be illegal

  • Googopqp

    Don’t make me go all Bruce Lee on yo’ ass!

  • Lou

    “And now, a public safety announcement from Fire Marshall Bill…”

  • Lou

    “Do NOT go in that bathroom!”

  • twoheaded

    WHO PUT CHOCOLATE IN MY PEANUT BUTTER!!!

  • twoheaded

    Immodium A-D = here will you be when diahrea strikes?

  • twoheaded

    CHER: the True story

  • twoheaded

    My name’s Buck, and I’m here to fuck

  • deepbluec1980

    When they’re not trying to eat your brains, the undead enjoy coed naked jello wrestling.

  • deepbluec1980

    “Grease me up woman! I’m going in!”

  • grayghost

    I’m not regretful about dropping acid….
    …but I could have stopped it a little sooner.

  • grayghost

    I’m as happy as a barrel full of zombies

  • grayghost

    Send more paramedics…
    ..and Proactiv.

  • grayghost

    I’ll stop the world…
    ..and melt for you.

  • davidbleezy

    Shitty Obama costume

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000483541323 Kathleen Manganiello

      omg lol

  • El_Jay

    So you telling me…it’s really NOT butter?

  • El_Jay

    It’s Mr. Burns’ 43rd birthday!

  • horror_2.0

    Watch Jersey Shore they said…It’ll be fun they said…

  • horror_2.0

    Come back! I just wanted a hug!

  • Lou

    “Really? I can’t smell a thing.”

  • WARLUST
  • Sawborg_Destructo

    I WANT BINDERS…BINDERS FULL OF DEAD WOMEN!!

  • WARLUST

    Two face is my half cousin

  • WARLUST

    Jesus don’t want me for a sun beam

  • WARLUST

    This is my serious face.

  • WARLUST

    Apply and watch the years melt away

  • WARLUST

    If you ever vist, do EVERYTHING Wonka says.

  • WARLUST

    The only survivor of an elephant’s digestive system.

  • J-SiN

    What time is it?
    It’s Howdy Doody time!

  • J-SiN

    Jeff Dunham’s new skit

    Shit Talkers

  • VictorCrowley

    “I probably shouldn’t prostitute myself to over-grown gorillas.”

  • miradotheblack

    DANGER! DANGER!

    HIGH VOLTAGE!

  • miradotheblack

    The truth about

    poprocks and soda.

  • miradotheblack

    Wookies are

    sore losers.

  • miradotheblack

    The true face

    of Joan Rivers.

  • miradotheblack

    I thought he saw

    a Fireball Duck.

  • miradotheblack

    Whitening strips

    may have side effects.

  • miradotheblack

    If you think I look bad,

    you should see the other guy.

  • Davidhchrist

    I absolutely hate your guts

  • SwampThing22

    I don’t always do drugs… but when I do, bath salts.

  • SwampThing22

    Oh my god… I look fabulous!

  • SwampThing22

    I TOLD you their enchiladas were strong!

  • SwampThing22

    MFW When I hear Honey Boo Boo is a reality show.

  • SwampThing22

    Hi, I’m Kate Moss. Welcome to celebrity diets.

  • SwampThing22

    It’s not contagious, I swear! It’s only type 1.

  • EvanDickson

    Ok great guys! Contest closed! Winners announced soon!

    • WARLUST

      Dude! come on!”The googles did nothing” That was practicly my comment, man!

  • juggalochef2399

    The Kardashians pass as entertainment!? NOOOO!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000483541323 Kathleen Manganiello

    I thought chocolate melted in your mouth…..

  • domlopez

    i’m sorry…that’s never happened before.

  • http://www.facebook.com/darren.bolton1 DeeezNuuutz21

    If you don’t stop picking, that’s never gonna heal

  • mrhorror4life

    thats the last time i listin 2 one direction!

  • KaiSan

    No, actually I don’t want brains. Whatever made you think that?

  • Deadite4Life

    Is there something on my face?!

  • DeadManZombieFan

    when they told me lets get shit faced
    I DID NOT expect to wake up the next day like this?!?

  • DeadManZombieFan

    oh oh… I think I just pooped my face…

  • DeadManZombieFan

    choclate!? this ain’t choclate! it’s doo doo baby!

  • DeadManZombieFan

    please no more swirlys!

  • Seth_Adams

    Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.

  • Ravinus

    Argghhh! It got in my mouth!

  • Frey

    It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

  • chewbacca4me

    I’m ready for my close up, Mr. O’Bannon!

  • TheRobBailey31

    We told Snookie to stop tanning but she just wouldn’t stop!

  • Veinsanem

    WHERE’S MY MOISTURIZER!

  • Veinsanem

    MUD BATH TIME!

  • Melissa

    I’m so sorry! I dropped your tooth brush in the porta-potty, but I tried to retrieve it, honestly!

  • notdrock

    Well… I sthill beath Romney!

  • bloodybooga

    No..wait…4 MORE YEARS??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • bloodybooga

    Don’t wear a condom she said. IT WOULD BE FUN SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!

  • John Truglio

    Eating Hot Cheetos while my wife is bitching at me.

  • John Truglio

    Michael Jackson 2025 (if he lived, of course)

  • http://www.facebook.com/ryancarlsexton Ryan Sexton

    People often ask how do i keep my teeth so pearly white

  • Bjames401

    Another child’s play movie?…I’ll take a slow painful death instead!.

  • Bjames401

    Rick I love you! But It looks like its really Shane’s kid.

  • Bjames401

    I voted!

  • Bjames401

    Results of Kobe Bryant’s death stare….

  • jefffos75

    “Let’s try ass-play”, she said. “It’ll be fun”, she said!!!

  • rgold

    R Kelly’s other victim

  • OhTokyo

    With breath that can melt the skin off your bones