[BD Caption Contest] Win ‘What Ever Happened To Baby Jane’ On Blu-ray!
The First Prize winner this week is MachetAY (please DM me your US mailing address) you get 247°F on Blu-ray!
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This week (ie for next week’s winners) we will be giving away the brand new restoration of What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? on Blu-ray! We have two copies so there will be two winners!
Head inside to see the Runner-Up for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest!
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Our runner-up is Beanis! Unfortunately no prizes for 2nd place this week!
Rules:
1. We pick a still from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…
2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!
3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!
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lol..
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Oh my god!! I just watched the leaked Evil Dead trailer!
Bullshit, link me that shit then!!!
http://www.slackjawpunks.com/2012/10/16/leaked-evil-dead-trailer/
OMG that WAS my brother who got his face ripped off on Walking Dead!!
Just another Tuesday for Peter North.
Joan Rivers vs The Space Heater
2 Chicks 1 Zombie
you win
Now apply the KY and rinse.
This is the last time I use a chemical peel!
Well I’ll be dipped in sh*t. Paranormal Activity 4 doesn’t suck.
WHATSUUUUPPPPPP
shit i just saw part 4 and 5…
REALLY?
One ear is lower than the other?
The dental assistant went a little wild with the baking soda.
I need to borrow some sugar.
Indy was right…
…I should’ve never looked at the Ark!!!
That’s the last time I go to the Lon Chaney make-over counter at Macy’s!!!
Hi! I’m Harry Caray.
Am I tripping really hard or is this acid LITERALLY melting my face?
Silver bullets for werewolves, stakes in the heart for vampires, and…what was it that zombies hate? Let try bukkake!
No, wait. You win
Silence!
I keeeeel you!!!
Live under the opera…?
Oh I get it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
You thought acid in your face was bad? Look what Coke does!!!
I can’t believe how long these contacts stay moist!
Ashley Olsen…
…eat your heart out!!!
Thanks ObamaCare!!!
Not covered under my HMO?!?!?
I told my plastic surgeon EARLY Joan Rivers!!!
That’s the last time I blow Superman!
I won $10 for second prize in a Beauty Contest!!!
Butcha’ are Blanche! Y’are in that chair!!!
Oh no…
…they have PLANTS!!!
Remaking Baby Jane…
…WHY?!?!?!?!?!
Holy shit, I found my twin. (Leatherface)
“A Carmel Apple explosion that’s how!”
I use to be in a band called “Great White”!
CAUTION: YOU ARE WATCHING BREAKING BAD.
Face lift…not face peel …
Bitch..I said I wanted a tuna melt!
Why am I covered in gravy?
Run my zombie brothers! Honey Boo Boo is here!!!
Oh God! I’ve contracted Bieber Fever! KILL MEEEEE!
Clear up embarrassing acne with Pro-oxin! From the makers of Trioxin!
MORE BRAAAAIIINNNSSS!!!…. wait,what? There’s no more brains???
Ahahahaaaa!
I should have had a V8!
“Don’t Do Bath Salts Kids!”
How did you know that I love chocolate pudding?!?!?!
MOM?
Cyber bullying isn’t fun now is it ??
This is what would happen if you let a women be a president
EVIL DEAD 4 or…. BRAINS
SEND MORE REMAKES
I told you NOT to take the brown acid!
woop woop gangnam style
PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just made a stinky.
I can’t believe it’s not butter.
Trust me … I promise only to nibble.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
We know who Mr. Hankey is
“Sorry I’m late, I just finished filming the “pool” scene in ‘Poltergeist’.”
“I eat punks like you for breakfast…Literally”.
“My mom says I look like Channing Tatum………. if he died 150 years ago………. and he looked like a decomposed zombie.”
“Just heard the new One Direction song, pooped a little bit then my face melted off. Yeah….that good.”
If this falls through, there’s always the remake of the Incredible Melting Man
I’m melting! Melting! Oh — what a world — what a world!
Look ma! No cavities! Well, at least none in my teeth!
i scream, you scream, now i’m gonna eat your braaaains
You’re outsourcing my work….. to India?!!!
I’ll swallow your soul. I mean your brains.
Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Give me all your brains to eat!
Peek a Boo!
This all brains diet has not helped my complexion
Be honest…are my teeth yellow?
Was it something I said???
I should recommend this lotion to Grandpa Sawyer
I hope Bill Cosby doesn’t find me
Is there something in my teeth!
I meant ” Is there something in my teeth?”
This is my surprise face!
How’s my breath?
Do you smell fish?
“I can brush my teeth with your mohawk while I eat your brain.” -Lightbulb moment.
Wanna make out?
Oh God!
I’ve got a hair in my eye!!
Proactive really works!
I thought you were gonna bring the condom?
Pee on me!
Archaeologist discover monkey responsible for AIDS epidemic, still no black guy.
Shitters Full!!!
Did someone fart?
Never follow a constipated elephant!
Brains hell, anybody got a wetnap?
Did you see the size of the bird?
Melts in your mouth… Not in your hand.
Sloth Loves Chunk
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it’s told.
Good to the last drop.
Pudding…What Pudding…I Didn’t Eat Your Pudding.
Man was I shitfaced last night.
“That’s the last time I make a Pepsi commercial!” – Michael Jackson
Shit happens.
Did You See The Size Of That Bird?
You know I’ve Heard Of A Wet Fart But This Is Ridiculous.
So remember; never stand behind an elephant with diarrhea!
people say my eyes and teeth are my best features …
OMG
I think I sharted
Seven hours in makeup and my scene’s been cut?!?
Surprise! You’re on Candid Camera!
This is a Wes Craven Glamour Shot!
You think I’m ugly? You should be on this side of the moniter seeing what I’m looking out at!!!
That’s the last time I go to a Sam Raimi party!
Cher! I am your future!!!
That’s the last time I ever go to an opening screening for a PG-13 horror film!
I can’t believe….It’s not butter!
Too many Chuck Norris jokes…..So little time!
Take Viagra they said……it’ll make sex better they said……
I WANT MY CAKE! …..With a side of BRAINSSSS!!!!
I fuck on first date!
I wish I could tell you I fight the good fight….but prison is no fairy tale story
Jeff Dunham knows how to show Achmed a GOOD time!
How the hell does my tongue still look perfectly all right?!?
Is it wrong if my chin is touching my balls?
I told the doctor something was wrong. To figure it out he made me go, “Ahhhh!” WTF?!?
Never again….Am I going to bed with my contacts in
Just another typical day on the sun
Step 1…..In the Edward James Olmos costume
What do you mean…..That film was a remake?
Stranded in a basement…..better eat my own brains
A boop bop skipitty bop……Bill Cosby Zombie
I swear…..I didn’t say the N-word!
It was better…..when it was unprotected
Too many chicks….too little time!
Japanese cough drops!
This is how it feels…..to chew 5 gum!
A-…..but I studied so hard!
Sam Winchester was right! Once they take off their makeup clowns ARE kinda scary!
And they told me that after Raiders of the Lost Ark, I’d never get another job again!
Joan Rivers in HD is REALLY a scary thing!
See?! This is why we cover our nose when we sneeze!
It’s a boy!!
Finally we know what happens if you pull a Facehugger off!!!
Why was THIS not how Jason looked when he “melted” in the sewers of “New York”?!?
The results of a mud bath at the new Camp Crystal Lake Spa.
Honey Booboo? CANCELED!
I saw Snooki naked.
I’m prairie dogging it!
But Cleverbot…..I am not ignoring you!
Have you ever farted so hard……..that it felt like it splattered?
I move away from the mic to breathe in
She said she’s a squirter……I didn’t believe it
The pizza isn’t hot they said…..dig in they said
They enjoy…..all the ripping and the tearing
I like my coffee bloodied and eaten…….like my victims
I never was good at this blowdrying my hair
The goggles, they did nothing!
Ahahahahaaaa! Give that man the ten thousand dollars!
Look out radioactive man!
Be careful … I’m under your bed!
New breed of monkey found: Will still fling poo at you!
Alright guys… What did you to me while I was asleep?
Pizza the Hut…
…after he ate himself to death.
It’s ridiculous how skinny you have to be to work in Hollywood these days!
Mother was always all, “Why can’t you be more like my special boy?”…
…It sucks being Jason’s younger brother!
Who the hell spilled acid in the damn pudding!?
Bob learns too late the dangers of falling asleep in a tanning bed .
Hey Tom, it’s Bob, from the office down the hall.
And this is what happes when you try to hold in a sneeze, kids.
So I told Camille to get me more pudding pops.
I am very experienced….in the art of love making
Michael Bay…..stay away!
Doesn’t matter had sex!
It may be melting…..but at least I can still get it up
Obama….without the mask
I’m all hyped up on mountain dew……ima come at you like a spider monkey!
Mary had a little lamb……HAD
Party like it’s the 1980′s……dance naked, snort coke, and eat brains
hookers, Beiber, and zombies all share a common interest……a need for brains!
Who the hell farted?
I swear…..the puppy just bolted out the door and ran!
I want cock……fighting to be illegal
Don’t make me go all Bruce Lee on yo’ ass!
“And now, a public safety announcement from Fire Marshall Bill…”
“Do NOT go in that bathroom!”
WHO PUT CHOCOLATE IN MY PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Immodium A-D = here will you be when diahrea strikes?
CHER: the True story
My name’s Buck, and I’m here to fuck
When they’re not trying to eat your brains, the undead enjoy coed naked jello wrestling.
“Grease me up woman! I’m going in!”
I’m not regretful about dropping acid….
…but I could have stopped it a little sooner.
I’m as happy as a barrel full of zombies
Send more paramedics…
..and Proactiv.
I’ll stop the world…
..and melt for you.
Shitty Obama costume
omg lol
So you telling me…it’s really NOT butter?
It’s Mr. Burns’ 43rd birthday!
Watch Jersey Shore they said…It’ll be fun they said…
Come back! I just wanted a hug!
“Really? I can’t smell a thing.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqfOxm_1BE0
I WANT BINDERS…BINDERS FULL OF DEAD WOMEN!!
Two face is my half cousin
Jesus don’t want me for a sun beam
This is my serious face.
Apply and watch the years melt away
If you ever vist, do EVERYTHING Wonka says.
The only survivor of an elephant’s digestive system.
What time is it?
It’s Howdy Doody time!
Jeff Dunham’s new skit
Shit Talkers
“I probably shouldn’t prostitute myself to over-grown gorillas.”
DANGER! DANGER!
HIGH VOLTAGE!
The truth about
poprocks and soda.
Wookies are
sore losers.
The true face
of Joan Rivers.
I thought he saw
a Fireball Duck.
Whitening strips
may have side effects.
If you think I look bad,
you should see the other guy.
I absolutely hate your guts
I don’t always do drugs… but when I do, bath salts.
Oh my god… I look fabulous!
I TOLD you their enchiladas were strong!
MFW When I hear Honey Boo Boo is a reality show.
Hi, I’m Kate Moss. Welcome to celebrity diets.
It’s not contagious, I swear! It’s only type 1.
Ok great guys! Contest closed! Winners announced soon!
Dude! come on!”The googles did nothing” That was practicly my comment, man!
The Kardashians pass as entertainment!? NOOOO!!!!
I thought chocolate melted in your mouth…..
i’m sorry…that’s never happened before.
If you don’t stop picking, that’s never gonna heal
thats the last time i listin 2 one direction!
No, actually I don’t want brains. Whatever made you think that?
Is there something on my face?!
when they told me lets get shit faced
I DID NOT expect to wake up the next day like this?!?
oh oh… I think I just pooped my face…
choclate!? this ain’t choclate! it’s doo doo baby!
please no more swirlys!
Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.
Argghhh! It got in my mouth!
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
I’m ready for my close up, Mr. O’Bannon!
We told Snookie to stop tanning but she just wouldn’t stop!
WHERE’S MY MOISTURIZER!
MUD BATH TIME!
I’m so sorry! I dropped your tooth brush in the porta-potty, but I tried to retrieve it, honestly!
Well… I sthill beath Romney!
No..wait…4 MORE YEARS??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t wear a condom she said. IT WOULD BE FUN SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!
Eating Hot Cheetos while my wife is bitching at me.
Michael Jackson 2025 (if he lived, of course)
People often ask how do i keep my teeth so pearly white
Another child’s play movie?…I’ll take a slow painful death instead!.
Rick I love you! But It looks like its really Shane’s kid.
I voted!
Results of Kobe Bryant’s death stare….
“Let’s try ass-play”, she said. “It’ll be fun”, she said!!!
R Kelly’s other victim
With breath that can melt the skin off your bones