[BD Comics Caption Contest] What Would Smiley Say?

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The First Prize winner for this week is miradotheblack (please DM me your US mailing address) you get a copy of the “Shadowman” Black Retailer Exclusive, of which only 500 copies were printed! Check here for the winning caption, handpicked by Valiant staff members.

This week we’ve got a big contest with Dynamite Comics for their relaunch of Evil Ernie. The first prize winner will receive a complete set of 1st print #1s and #1 incentive covers signed by writer Jesse Blaze Snider. Head inside for the runner up prize details and the image to caption. (NOTE: this is separate from the film caption contest that is currently running).

Contest Rules:

1. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc. for the comic page below.

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and Dynamite Entertainment will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

The first prize winner receives complete set of 1st print #1s and #1 incentive covers. One runner up receives a complete set of #1s (4 regular covers). All books will be signed by writer Jesse Blaze Snider.

  • Whatsamovie

    I love apple warheads!!!

    • Christopher Tirpak

      Would you believe Crest Whitening Strips do more than just brighten your teeth?

  • BornVillian

    The Comedian, a zombie and Tom Cruise. Why be one when you can be them all for Halloween!

  • BornVillian

    Who says I don’t have guts?

  • BornVillian

    You’re looking for my cousin Bob from Watchmen? I heard he got throw out a window.

  • BornVillian

    Walmart really is slashing prices.

  • BornVillian

    Go ahead! Ask me how I use the bathroom!

  • J-SiN

    Have a Psychotic Day

  • TEDDYX

    I’m 1/2 the man I used to be….

  • TEDDYX

    I have the power !!!

  • TEDDYX

    Do there ribs make me look fat ?

  • LennitW

    Say hello to my evil friend!

  • LennitW

    Say hello to my gutless friend!

  • LennitW

    So much fun you’ll bust a gut too!

  • LennitW

    Fan-gut-busting-tabulous!

  • LennitW

    EXCRABLICIOUS!

  • miradotheblack

    Look at the jugs on that one!

  • miradotheblack

    I wont bite, MUCH!

  • Trainwreck

    I can’t believe you guys didn’t want any garlic on your pizza.

  • WARLUST

    “So I like slashed my father’s mouth open, and he was all like,’WHAAAAAAAAAT?’.”

  • WARLUST

    “Screw DC! I should be called the Green Lantern!”

  • TEDDYX

    Do these rib make me look fat ?

  • TEDDYX

    Smiley saids..
    I aint got noooboddyyy…

  • TEDDYX

    Im smiling so hard my mitochondria are showing …

  • WARLUST

    “Thank you Weight Watchers!!!”

  • WARLUST

    Holy rib cage, Batman!

  • futile ploy

    “GUTS IT OUT!” as my Dad used to say.

  • futile ploy

    Guts it out.

  • futile ploy

    NOW ALLOW ME TO RETURN THE FAVOR.

  • futile ploy

    As you were saying, father?

  • futile ploy

    TIME FOR NUMBER 666!

  • futile ploy

    NOW WHO WANTS TO BE #666?

  • futile ploy

    HEY EVIL, LET DADDY HAVE IT.

  • futile ploy

    SO EVIL, WHO’S GONNA BE NUMBER 666?

  • futile ploy

    WHO WANTS TO BE #666?

  • futile ploy

    HEY DADDY, WHY DON’T YOU TAKE EVIL’S SEAT HERE?

  • futile ploy

    HEY EVIL, WHY NOT LET DADDY HAVE YOUR SEAT?

  • WARLUST

    Jesus Ernie! It’s just a spider.

  • WARLUST

    Do me a favor and put that thing back in your pants.

  • miradotheblack

    I control Chris Angel!

  • miradotheblack

    I miss my smokes!

  • WARLUST

    Teaching Ernie to smile is like teaching a butt hole to wink

  • WARLUST

    So I said “But Jesus died for our sins.” and we laughed and laughed.

  • WARLUST

    Sometimes I wish Ernie did’nt know all the lyrics to “Baby got back.”

  • Randall89

    I thought you said it had more filling?

  • Randall89

    You was right. The tummy tuck does make me look and feel thinner.

  • Trixxxster

    Shut up Mr. Burton, you were not put on this world to ‘get it’!

  • WARLUST

    The comic may be $3.99, but the hug is free.

  • twoheaded

    Would a little listerine hurt from tme to time? Jeez…

  • TEDDYX

    Im mad as hell and Im not goin to take anymore ..

  • TEDDYX

    I am MADBALLS 2.0 HA HA HA

  • TEDDYX

    Invisoline cant help me ….

  • TEDDYX

    Braces ? We dont need no stinkin braces..

  • LennitW

    Cha Cha Cha!

  • LennitW

    VOGUE!

  • LennitW

    Come on everybody, let’s vogue!

  • miradotheblack

    Hey! Slap a Miley Cyrus button beside me.

  • miradotheblack

    Colgate Smile!

  • miradotheblack

    I’m not Political.

    I’m Diabolical!

  • miradotheblack

    Hey baby!

    Care for a three way?

  • miradotheblack

    And to think,

    this awesome button, was a hamster!

  • miradotheblack

    OBAMA

    BABY!

  • miradotheblack

    I used to hang

    with Romney.

  • Lou

    This is what happens when Pac Man eats mushrooms.

  • TEDDYX

    Call em a lapel lacky again, Ill bite your face off…

  • Randall89

    I use to be in the Watchmen. Sigh…

  • Randall89

    Told you to bob and weave.

  • Lou

    “Sorry Ernie, you’re out. Smiley didn’t say ‘irradiate’.”

  • sweett8er

    Is that a ruptured small intestine in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

  • sweett8er

    Ernie will bring tansparency to his campaign

  • sweett8er

    Clean up in aisle 666

  • LennitW

    Oppan Gangnam Style!

  • LennitW

    Oppan Evil Style!

  • LennitW

    Oppan Ernie Style!

  • LennitW

    Oppan Evil Ernie Style!

  • juggalochef2399

    Do we look thinner to you?

  • juggalochef2399

    Published by Dynamite? Sounds Explosive!

  • juggalochef2399

    Not on Choas! comics anymore but we’re still chaotic!

  • juggalochef2399

    Why do I feel we’re cast for the “Demon Knight” sequel?

  • BURNT4LIFER

    Smile, YOU’RE GONNA DIE!!!

  • TEDDYX

    VOTE E.E. 2013

  • grayghost

    Franks hot sauce…
    ..I put that shit on everything.

  • grayghost

    Say hello to my little friend

  • grayghost

    “I got that funny feeling in my tummy..
    ..roller coaster of love”

  • TEDDYX

    SILENCE….I KIIL YOU

  • WARLUST

    I want you to hit Ernie as hard as you can.

  • Valek1313

    Aaayyy! Sit on it!

  • TEDDYX

    That was easy …..

  • Googopqp

    No Guts No Glory

  • Googopqp

    DAMN YOU NIGHTWOLF!

  • Googopqp

    Drink Viper they said……it’ll taste great they said

  • Googopqp

    I’ve heard of six packs…..but this is ridiculous

  • Googopqp

    It took me nine years to grow this hair……I look like a movie star!

  • Googopqp

    I want my cake……and possibly my stomach too

  • Googopqp

    Leave it to fate……to make you feel so empty inside

  • Googopqp

    Welcome to your nightmare…..yes a shirtless native american with green eyes exploding is your nightmare

  • Googopqp

    You took our land…..I take your soul

  • Googopqp

    Even my button is pissed!

  • Googopqp

    Some say taking a picture takes a bit of your soul…..this guy must not have much a soul

  • Googopqp

    NIGHTWOLF WINS! FATALITY!

  • Googopqp

    Chilis baby back ribs……They’re as good as they look

  • Googopqp

    I said entertain the children Ernie……Not scar them for life!

  • cjames

    Nice to see the return of Evil Ernie. May just have to order these ones.

  • MachetAY

    No!!! I said skeet!!!!

  • MachetAY

    Why couldn’t I be on Lady Deaths chest?

  • MachetAY

    Tell me we wouldn’t kick ass in Gwar

  • MachetAY

    Walking Dead over us…. REALLY????

  • TEDDYX

    WHAT ? ME WORRY ???

  • TEDDYX

    IT WONT HURT…..MUCH..

  • TEDDYX

    I COVER UP THE GOOD PARTS ON NAUGHTY PICS ..

  • TEDDYX

    HELLO.. IS ME YOUR LOOKING FOR ?

  • Bjames401

    This jacket goes great with no stomach….

  • TEDDYX

    Am I Evil….Yes I am