Black Friday is the one day of the year where your chances of getting great deals at your local retailer are about as good as your chances of getting curb-stomped by a fellow shopper on your way to the electronics section. I can understand the allure of getting stuff on the cheap, but as a self-proclaimed geek with alarmingly brittle bones who avoids confrontation like the Bubonic plague, I don’t cherish the idea of fighting my way through a tidal wave of angry shoppers like I’m Brad Pitt in World War Z so I can get an HDTV for half off.

This is where Cyber Monday comes in, because you can get many of those same deals without the hassle of waiting in lines for hours between that guy who obviously hasn’t showered in at least a week and the old lady with the crippled leg who looks sweet but really brought that cane as an instrument to bash your fucking head in the second you put your hands on something she has her Glaucoma riddled eyes on. So if you’re like me and none of the above sounds like a meaningful use of your time, you should definitely read on for all the best video game deals Cyber Monday has to offer.

UPDATE 1: I’ve added deals from Newegg, Xbox Live, and a few more courtesy of Best Buy.

Now, before anyone goes complaining that I’m missing Barbie’s Horse Adventures or Legos Sophie’s Choice, I’ve handpicked many of the deals so a majority of the games below are going to be of the mature and/or horror persuasion. If you know of a game deal I haven’t listed that you think should be here, feel free to tweet it at me (@BabyColada). The same goes for any deals that are no longer available — let me know so I can update accordingly. Enjoy.

Apple App Store
Dead Space (iOS) for $0.99 (85% off)

EA’s Origin
Up to 50% on over 100 titles

Xbox Live
Left 4 Dead 2: Cold Stream (360) for 280 Microsoft Points

Steam
Dishonored (PC) for $29.99 (50% off) (Review)
Batman: Arkham City (PC) for $7.49 (75% off) (Review)
Torchlight II (PC) for $9.99 (50% off) (Review)
Until 5pm ET, Killing Floor (PC) is $4.99 ($15 off)

Killing Floor for $4.99 (regularly $19.99)

Amazon – these are lightning deals, so they go out quickly. I don’t have prices yet, only when the deals go live.
Demon’s Souls w/soundtrack (PS3) deal goes live at 4:30pm PST
Resident Evil 5 Gold Edition (PS3, 360) deal goes live at 6:30pm PST
Dead Rising 2 (PS3, 360) deal goes live at 8:20pm PST

Gamestop
Borderlands 2 (PS3, 360, PC) for $20 off
Sleeping Dogs (PS3, 360) for 20 off (Review)
Saints Row: The Third (PS3, 360) for $19.99
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (PS3, 360) for 50% off (Review)
Hitman: Absolution (PS3, 360) + $10 gift card with purchase
Lollipop Chainsaw (PS3, 360) for $19.99 (Review)
Dishonored (360) for $29.99
Batman: Arkham Asylum GotY Edition (360) for $14.99
Batman: Arkham City (PS3) for $9.99
Infamous Collection (PS3) for $19.99
Mortal Kombat (Vita) for $14.99
Darksiders II (PC, download only) for $16.99 (Review)
Saints Row: The Third (PC, download only) for $19.99
Nintendo 3DS or 3DS XL + $25 gift card
Nintendo 3DS with two free games for $169.99
250GB PS3 console Bundle with three games for $299.99

Green Man Gaming
Dishonored (PC) for $22.50 (62% off)
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim for $22.50 (62% off)
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Dawnguard (PC) for $15.00 (62% off)
Doom 3 BFG Edition (PC) for $11.25 (62% off)
The Darkness II for $11.25 (63% off) – use code GMG25-G4VDR-0ZL4Q (Review)
Borderlands 2 for $33.75 (44% off) – use code GMG25-G4VDR-0ZL4Q

Best Buy
Nintendo 3DS XL for $179.99 ($20 off)
Nintendo 3DS for $149.99 ($20 off)
Prototype 2 (360, PS3) for $29.99 ($10 off)
Buy 1, get 1 50% off (offer includes over 50 titles, including Halo 3: ODST, Red Dead Redemption, and Dead Space 2)

Newegg
Dark Souls (360, PS3) for $14.99
Fallout: New Vegas Ultimate Edition (360, PS3) for $19.99
Dishonored (360, PS3) for $24.99
Sleeping Dogs (360, PS3) for $29.99

Microsoft Store (in-store only)
Dishonored (360) for $24.99
Assassin’s Creed III (360) for $24.99
Borderlands 2 (360) for $24.99
Resident Evil 6 (360) for $24.99 (Review)

Gamefly
Borderlands 2 (PC) for $44.99
Darksiders 2 (PC) for $16.99
Dishonored (PC) for $29.99
Doom 3 BFG Edition (PC) for $14.99
Mass Effect Trilogy (PC) for $29.99
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (PC) for $29.99
Sims 3: Supernatural (PC) for $19.99
Sleeping Dogs (PC, download only) for $24.99
The Darkness 2 (PC) for $7.49
Torchlight II (PC) for $14.99

Walmart
Over 45 titles for $25, including Dishonored, Borderlands 2, and Skyrim
Over 30 titles for $15, including Killzone 3, God of War Saga, and Red Dead Redemption GotY Edition
Over 25 titles for $10, including Batman: Arkham City, Dead Island, and LittleBigPlanet 2
Buy 2 PS3/360 games for $50 (21 titles to choose from)
Buy 2 PSP games, get 2 for free
Buy 2 Nintendo 3DS games for $30.00 (26 titles to choose from)
Buy 2 Xbox 360 Kinect games for $30.00 (13 titles to choose from)
Buy 2 PS3 games for $30.00 (23 titles to choose from)
Buy 2 Xbox 360 games for $30.00 (19 titles to choose from)
Buy 2 Nintendo Wii games for $30.00 (50 titles to choose from)

Target
Batman: Arkham City Armored Edition (Wii U) for $49.99 ($10 off)
Pet Zombies (3DS) for $14.99 ($15 off)
Blood Drive (360) for $9.99 ($40 off)
Darksiders II: Limited Edition (360, PS3) for $49.99 ($10 off)
Dante’s Inferno $360) for $14.99 ($5 off)
Diablo III (PC) for $49.99 ($10 off) (Review)
Red Dead Redemption GotY Edition for $18.00 ($22 off)

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