[BD Caption Contest] What’s Dewey Thinking?
The First Prize winner this week is JawsII (please DM me your US mailing address) you get a Mystery Prize!
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This week (ie for next week’s winners) we will be giving away a Mystery Prize (aka a bunch of weird DVD’s) to the first place winner – can’t do second place prizes next week, sorry!
Head inside to see the Runner-Up for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest!
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Our runner-up is Screamz! Please DM me your US mailing address for a Mystery Prize!
Rules:
1. We pick a still from a movie – or in this cas a clip from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption from the video below! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!
2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!
3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!
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15 Comments
your telling me Emma Roberts is the fucking killer ?
I should have known Scream 4 was a bad idea
All right. Who wants a mustache ride?!
Yeah….I guess I do kind of look like Hitler.
Hmmmmm… I wonder if Sydney or gale could use a mustache ride.
I told that bitch not to bother me while I’m vacuuming.
Always a suspect, never a killer.
I wish I had some ice-cream…
…Did I leave the stove on?
You know, I bet that man never even lost his puppy.
I hope nobody can smell that.
It’s only gay if you know his name, right?
I could have had a virgin Bloody Mary.
I wonder what happened to my sister?
I won’t cry. I won’t cry. I won’t…. DAMN YOU COURTNEY FOR BREAKING MY HEART!
Why can’t I see the hidden sailboat?
That was my favorite Cuisinart.
Okay, so you can’t dry a handgun in the microwave.
Why would you even put a sliding glass door there?
I hate child safety caps.
Why couldn’t Sidney kiss me first.
I used to nail Courtney Cox, now I nail my Hand(both)
((
I used to nail Courtney Cox, but then I get the arrow in the knee.
I used to nail my hand, then I nailed Courtney, now old times are BACK!!!
If my career had a face, I guess it would look like this!
See…Spot…Run?
What is my favorite scary movie?
Picked a hell of a day to quit amphetamines.
*Sigh* No more Twinkies….hmm
Least my stache survived.
Damn, Obama won again.
I really miss my twinkies.
Wonder if Piratebay has
the Twinkie formula?
My forehead looks like
A vagina tried to eat it.
you gotta lay off the burritos man, that shit stinks.
I wonder if Chris Brown and Rihanna
will get back together?
Why braille on a drive up ATM?
Is handicap parking at a skating rink, needed?
Pacquiao got knocked out…
Not sure if mustache is uneven… or just my face.
Yeah, my character should have died in the first one.
Why in the hell did they kill off Randy and keep Dewey alive?
Did I leave the iron on?
My drag name? I’m leaning towards Courtney Cocks.
Scream 5 or suicide? Either way my career is over.
At least he has a career you dumb fuck.
What’s the rule for living past your prime in a horror series?
What would Jesus do?
i want your lemon squares..
I should really get rid of that cat.
That’s a pretty good looking vacuum leaning there against the wall…
Stupid grumpy cat why do i love you
Who would throw shit at a fan anyway?
Who ate my nutela
Hey…maybe they need a new Harry Potter?
I should’ve married Sidney instead.
*crickets*
Is that pie?
Bacon? Did somebody say ‘bacon’?
That ain’t no cactus!
Scream 5? Shiiittt not again!!!!
But, I fucked Courtney Cox.
So you’re telling me that the darkest day in entertainment was winning the World Heavyweight Championship in WCW? Well, so much for Eight Legged Freaks.
Can we just kill Sidney now, I’m sick of this all.
Why doesn’t any one ever think I’m the killer…?
This might be a bad time to tell you but… Cougar Town is back.
They know I faked my limp…
Why am I still thinking of marrying this woman?
Monkey see, Monkey Dewey
I still can’t believe i was WCW World Champion
I wish she would shave that thing.
I wonder if they sell my kind of hair gel in Hollywood
The “Daniel Baldwin” of the Arquette dynasty.
Dancing With The Stars: Abused Sorta Celebrity Edition!!!!
You mean to tell me i’m the “Daniel Baldwin” of the Arquettes? I’m at least Steven!!!!
You had me at “Dancing in the Dark”
Damn, are these boobs real?
What was my iTunes password?
Just where did I go wrong?
Hello, sweat hoover.
Hello sweet hoover.
Soylent Green….
…is PEOPLE
Goddamn, I would hit that shit harder than ever now.
Just one more Scream and I’ll be a fully functioning member of society again.
Damn! I’m out of disability checks!
caterpillar? Do you mean my mustache?
How do I still have an acting job? Scream 4 was terrible
Who invited Trevor?
Scream 4 occurs alongside Stab 7…are we missing movies in between?
Gotta declaw that f@*king cat.
Hmmm….Yep, shouldn’t have given up Courtney.
I divorced Courtney? I guess I’m now the Cox…
Maybe my stint in WCW wasnt such a good idea after all…….
I should have stayed with Adam Sandler’s crew…
How is it that Jamie Kennedy is the lucky one in this franchise?
She said it would only tickle.
She said she only wanted a mustache ride.
Be a cop they said….
I’m not sure if he’s the killer or i just need to crap.
i lived through all 4 movie. make my day.
dose this mustache make me look like Burt Reynolds?
if i fart will you tell me if it stinks.
i guess i have to give myself a mustache ride again tonight.
dude… this weed is the shit!
you’ll never learn what I’m looking at.
so that what vagina looks like.
at least my career lasted longer then Neve Campbell.
if i squint i can see the boat in the image.
i know what you’re thinking…well can’t have my mustache.
the vacuum goes…OH MY!!
can some one give me a towel? i seem to be BLEEDING.
DAMN, SHE GOT A FINE ASS.
i know what your thinking, and yes i’m not wearing pants.
tonight…YOU.
i will survive, i have a mustache!
is my mustache is even? NO? good.
can i die in the next film. PLZ.
maybe if i lick my mustache i will taste like a mustache.
maybe if i lick my mustache it will taste like a mustache.
OK i nailed Gale time to nail the killer!
what do you mean Scream 5?
spoiler…i live towards the end.
OH COURTNEY. I”M HORNY.
dose anyone wants me to tickle them with my mustache?
the killer was that burrito from last night.
OK I’ve said i was the killer, but i just needed to shit.
I’d sure like to screw that vacuum cleaner.
should i go high or low suction tonight?
is….is that guy…..he is, that cop is playing Galaga.
I wonder if anyone is going to eat that Butterfinger….
“sniff” EW! just call me Ghoststank.
Yep… I’m the guy that dumped Courtney Cox.
I rarely drink. But when I do, I drink Dos Equis.
I know this sounds odd, but my sisters used to be so hot.
Scratch and sniff
Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening
There’s no justice like angry-mob justice.
Woodbury? Oh no this is Woodsboro
They call ‘em “fingers,” but I never see ‘em fing. Oh wait, there they go.
Was that a fart or did I just sh*t my pants!
I guess I can believe it’s not butter.
Get the poison out! Baba Booey! Baba Booey!
Dewey? Or not Dewey. That is the question.
I wonder if Sid knows, I slept with her Mom…NA
Officer Doofy… What a clever idea
I wonder if I could get in on Scary Movie 5
NOT SURE IF DEWEY IS THINKING
..OR HOLDING ONE IN.
The good ol days, as WCW Champion
I will rule you Ghostface
I wonder if Jamie Kennedy is interested in Son of the Mask 2..
I could be the Killer, I really could.. honest
Stupid monkey
Who’s Thanos
That interview with Diane Sawyer is looking real good right about now
mmmm what is my favorite scary movie
I got it… wait no I don’t got it
I miss EAR2000
I hate Spiders
Ready to rumble was a great movie!!! Dammit!
Reason #101 why pro wrestling is fake.
Eight legged freaks 2 : electric boogaloo. I’m back, baby!
I like turtles!
Man. Maybe I SHOULDN’T put my dick in the vaccuum anymore?
Wait……Angela is a boy?
Maybe if I pretend to think…….I’ll look super smart
I hope this mustache comes with good FM reception
I left you a power shake in the fridge…….it’s strawberry
I do like me some french fried potters
Damn mac and its auto correct….. ***Potaters
Didn’t I die three movies ago?
I really hope they can’t smell it
Two Girls One Cup……not as fun as advertised
Can’t be that bad if the film was made in Serbia…..Right?
Alright Lynch……this time I’m going to understand Inland Empire
I wish I had a corn dog
I just had a thought….aaaaaand it’s gone
Told you I could watch Salo without smiling
one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish…….what kind of witchcraft is this bullshit?
So the turtle won the race?…….I don’t get it
I really wish I knew Korean right about now
Craven sure has a nice ass for an old guy
Scream on the Cursed Red Eye to the Last House on Elm Street
So when do we incorporate Usual Suspects into our script?
Dammit……Wish I could read
Line…?……Fuck it, I’ll just make a face
Five cents short for the pepsi……
I don’t always have a thought……but when I do, it’s a meme
Quits his career to become a rap star…….Unoriginal
Now how the hell do you bring X to the other side?
Antiderivative?……but I thought I derived enough as it was!
Quantitative Fundamentals of Algebra……Fuck this shit!
Fluorine-Uranium-Carbon-Potassium You!
I’ve had enough of your poop Mr Robinson!
Why don’t you go breathe underwater?
My character has come a long way since Malcolm in the Middle
The Cat in the Hat?……What the hell is it doing in there to begin with?
Mmm Neve Campbell. I could totally tap that ass.
Camel toe alert……wait, that’s my wife
Someone get me a sugar slush for my nog-nog!
Man…my face hurts.
I shoulda never cheated on her.
your bleeding man!
i ain’t got time to bleed.
i have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and i’m all outta ass.
it’s only gay if i have boner.
i thought i wanted a career,
turns out i just wanted paychecks.
i love you honey…
but you keep your bitch mother away from my house, you hear?
Just one more Scream and my mustache will grow in all the way.
Ever have sex with a falcon? Its…its not fun.
Maybe if I make a face…….I’ll look smart
Maybe if I pretend to have an emotion……. I’ll live longer.
is it racist if i don’t like black chocolate.
i once have sex with a snail. best orgasm ever.
Conjunction junction….what IS your function?
i once have sex with a snail. this is my face after.
i think her name was gale?
Man… i look like shit.
this is my serious face.
this is the face i made after Twinkies discontinued.
Rosanne still won’t let me live down ‘The Tripper’.
i love you honey…
i just love your sister more.
i love you honey…
i just love weed more.
dude… what if i made a movie about a killer Reagan?
“The tripper” i was in that? i directed it? i need to lay off the weed.
what i… no it’s just a brain fart.
Oh, so that’s what camel toe is?
hmmm… gales’ got her mothers’ ass. lucky bitch.
Maybe I should be the next Ghostface and finally kill off Gale.
Why did I do the sequels?
If zombies have sex, is it considered necrophilia?
Is it Wednesday yet? I want to wear pink.
Remember when I was in the Buffy movie? …..Me too.
I swear if someone calls me David Archuleta ONE more time…
I had sex with a girl once. Maybe twice.
“Dewey Defeats Truman”? I don’t even remember fighting Truman…
…I see dead people.
I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.
Wait, Disney acquired Star Wars?
And they’re making another trilogy?? Why???
No one can smell that, right?
IO wonder if anyone else will smell that. Hummmmm.
Why does Uncle Donald like Huey and Louie so much more?
Please Courtney take me back. I won’t tell you married your cousin.
Well at least I won the Jeffrey Combs look-alike contest.
And you waited until now to tell me that wrestiling was fake. Jezz, please just hold me for a moment!
Officer, I want to report a case of spousal abuse. My face is evidence enough. Right?
I wonder if i were to die, would it even make the news?
Good morning! Welcome to Wal-Mart.
Even the name “Dewey” sounded gay.
Now where did I put that pawn ticket.
Is that my ass or my stache?
Ready 2 rumble 2 is a great idea.
This movie would be way scarier with giant spiders.
I knew it the Dexter is responsible for the murders.
Now i remember the guy from Serbia kill all this people.
Shit if my mother enter my room today and see all the porn i have downloaded from the internet.
Remember me! I’ll be back.
Who is the president of Maroco?
Who wants to see me naked let me think…
I really dont like this movie…
I want to live in Serbia.
How can i told her that i dont like oral sex.
I wish I could win the caption contest.
Hmmm, wonder who Rosanna is doing tonight?
Why isn’t anybody asking for my autograph?
I wonder if it would be plagiarism if I started an all boy band and called it Dewey Lewis and the news?
If she would quit scratching me in the face, I would make the darn brownies!
It’s gonna be a dirty campaign. My opponent is already saying “If your screwy vote for Dewey”..
Thanks guys! Contest is now closed!