[BD Caption Contest] What’s Dewey Thinking?

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The First Prize winner this week is JawsII (please DM me your US mailing address) you get a Mystery Prize!

This week (ie for next week’s winners) we will be giving away a Mystery Prize (aka a bunch of weird DVD’s) to the first place winner – can’t do second place prizes next week, sorry!

Head inside to see the Runner-Up for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest!

Our runner-up is Screamz! Please DM me your US mailing address for a Mystery Prize!

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie – or in this cas a clip from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption from the video below! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

  • electriczombie86

    your telling me Emma Roberts is the fucking killer ?

  • electriczombie86

    I should have known Scream 4 was a bad idea

  • Walsh79

    All right. Who wants a mustache ride?!

  • Walsh79

    Yeah….I guess I do kind of look like Hitler.

  • Walsh79

    Hmmmmm… I wonder if Sydney or gale could use a mustache ride.

  • Blood-Sicles

    I told that bitch not to bother me while I’m vacuuming.

  • http://www.facebook.com/buffyangel808 Ethan Steers

    Always a suspect, never a killer.

  • horror_obsessed_freak

    I wish I had some ice-cream…

  • romanthemysterian

    …Did I leave the stove on?

  • The_antagonist

    You know, I bet that man never even lost his puppy.

  • mfcmk1

    I hope nobody can smell that.

  • The_antagonist

    It’s only gay if you know his name, right?

  • Beezle2112

    I could have had a virgin Bloody Mary.

  • Alex Brookshire

    I wonder what happened to my sister?

  • Beezle2112

    I won’t cry. I won’t cry. I won’t…. DAMN YOU COURTNEY FOR BREAKING MY HEART!

  • Beezle2112

    Why can’t I see the hidden sailboat?

  • The_antagonist

    That was my favorite Cuisinart.

  • The_antagonist

    Okay, so you can’t dry a handgun in the microwave.

  • The_antagonist

    Why would you even put a sliding glass door there?

  • The_antagonist

    I hate child safety caps.

  • Lion7718

    Why couldn’t Sidney kiss me first.

  • bonger

    I used to nail Courtney Cox, now I nail my Hand(both) :( ((

  • bonger

    I used to nail Courtney Cox, but then I get the arrow in the knee.

  • bonger

    I used to nail my hand, then I nailed Courtney, now old times are BACK!!!

  • bonger

    If my career had a face, I guess it would look like this!

  • chadstephen2005

    See…Spot…Run?

  • chadstephen2005

    What is my favorite scary movie?

  • chadstephen2005

    Picked a hell of a day to quit amphetamines.

  • miradotheblack

    *Sigh* No more Twinkies….hmm

  • miradotheblack

    Least my stache survived.

  • miradotheblack

    Damn, Obama won again.

  • miradotheblack

    I really miss my twinkies.

  • miradotheblack

    Wonder if Piratebay has

    the Twinkie formula?

  • miradotheblack

    My forehead looks like

    A vagina tried to eat it.

  • jonnyhorror

    you gotta lay off the burritos man, that shit stinks.

  • miradotheblack

    I wonder if Chris Brown and Rihanna

    will get back together?

  • miradotheblack

    Why braille on a drive up ATM?

  • miradotheblack

    Is handicap parking at a skating rink, needed?

  • miradotheblack

    Pacquiao got knocked out…

  • KeepDoubting

    Not sure if mustache is uneven… or just my face.

  • Beanis

    Yeah, my character should have died in the first one.

  • Beanis

    Why in the hell did they kill off Randy and keep Dewey alive?

  • Beanis

    Did I leave the iron on?

  • Beanis

    My drag name? I’m leaning towards Courtney Cocks.

  • Beanis

    Scream 5 or suicide? Either way my career is over.

    • DesignDeath

      At least he has a career you dumb fuck.

  • Matt Konopka

    What’s the rule for living past your prime in a horror series?

  • Beanis

    What would Jesus do?

  • eriol

    i want your lemon squares..

  • noth1ng

    I should really get rid of that cat.

  • baboucorb

    That’s a pretty good looking vacuum leaning there against the wall…

  • http://www.facebook.com/ryancarlsexton Ryan Sexton

    Stupid grumpy cat why do i love you

  • BadCrumbs

    Who would throw shit at a fan anyway?

  • wyno408

    Who ate my nutela

  • Mr.Rott

    Hey…maybe they need a new Harry Potter?

  • Mr.Rott

    I should’ve married Sidney instead.

  • mairsil

    *crickets*

  • mairsil

    Is that pie?

  • mairsil

    Bacon? Did somebody say ‘bacon’?

  • mairsil

    That ain’t no cactus!

  • Horrorsource101

    Scream 5? Shiiittt not again!!!!

  • Ravinus

    But, I fucked Courtney Cox.

  • tai.z.james

    So you’re telling me that the darkest day in entertainment was winning the World Heavyweight Championship in WCW? Well, so much for Eight Legged Freaks.

  • mooviechild

    Can we just kill Sidney now, I’m sick of this all.

  • mooviechild

    Why doesn’t any one ever think I’m the killer…?

  • mooviechild

    This might be a bad time to tell you but… Cougar Town is back.

  • mooviechild

    They know I faked my limp…

  • mooviechild

    Why am I still thinking of marrying this woman?

  • BornVillian

    Monkey see, Monkey Dewey

  • BornVillian

    I still can’t believe i was WCW World Champion

  • coldblood

    I wish she would shave that thing.

  • TRS66

    I wonder if they sell my kind of hair gel in Hollywood

  • G-Bibby

    The “Daniel Baldwin” of the Arquette dynasty.

  • G-Bibby

    Dancing With The Stars: Abused Sorta Celebrity Edition!!!!

  • G-Bibby

    You mean to tell me i’m the “Daniel Baldwin” of the Arquettes? I’m at least Steven!!!!

  • J-SiN

    You had me at “Dancing in the Dark”

  • sascha henschel

    Damn, are these boobs real?

  • sascha henschel

    What was my iTunes password?

  • J-SiN

    Just where did I go wrong?

  • sascha henschel

    Hello, sweat hoover.

  • sascha henschel

    Hello sweet hoover.

  • AdamFearson

    Soylent Green….

    …is PEOPLE

  • VictorCrowley

    Goddamn, I would hit that shit harder than ever now.

  • BornVillian

    Just one more Scream and I’ll be a fully functioning member of society again.

  • BornVillian

    Damn! I’m out of disability checks!

  • BornVillian

    caterpillar? Do you mean my mustache?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1657507951 HorrorGeek333

    How do I still have an acting job? Scream 4 was terrible

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1504852851 Max Dayhoff

    Who invited Trevor?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1504852851 Max Dayhoff

    Scream 4 occurs alongside Stab 7…are we missing movies in between?

  • BabyJaneHudson

    Gotta declaw that f@*king cat.

  • http://www.facebook.com/andrew.halsey.98 Andrew Halsey

    Hmmm….Yep, shouldn’t have given up Courtney.

  • http://www.facebook.com/andrew.halsey.98 Andrew Halsey

    I divorced Courtney? I guess I’m now the Cox…

  • mrsweets88

    Maybe my stint in WCW wasnt such a good idea after all…….

  • FahKauffBono

    I should have stayed with Adam Sandler’s crew…

  • FahKauffBono

    How is it that Jamie Kennedy is the lucky one in this franchise?

  • Highpursuits

    She said it would only tickle.

  • Highpursuits

    She said she only wanted a mustache ride.

  • Highpursuits

    Be a cop they said….

  • demonkingslasher

    I’m not sure if he’s the killer or i just need to crap.

  • demonkingslasher

    i lived through all 4 movie. make my day.

  • demonkingslasher

    dose this mustache make me look like Burt Reynolds?

  • demonkingslasher

    if i fart will you tell me if it stinks.

  • demonkingslasher

    i guess i have to give myself a mustache ride again tonight.

  • demonkingslasher

    dude… this weed is the shit!

  • demonkingslasher

    you’ll never learn what I’m looking at.

  • demonkingslasher

    so that what vagina looks like.

  • demonkingslasher

    at least my career lasted longer then Neve Campbell.

  • demonkingslasher

    if i squint i can see the boat in the image.

  • demonkingslasher

    i know what you’re thinking…well can’t have my mustache.

  • demonkingslasher

    the vacuum goes…OH MY!!

  • demonkingslasher

    can some one give me a towel? i seem to be BLEEDING.

  • demonkingslasher

    DAMN, SHE GOT A FINE ASS.

  • demonkingslasher

    i know what your thinking, and yes i’m not wearing pants.

  • demonkingslasher

    tonight…YOU.

  • demonkingslasher

    i will survive, i have a mustache!

  • demonkingslasher

    is my mustache is even? NO? good.

  • demonkingslasher

    can i die in the next film. PLZ.

  • demonkingslasher

    maybe if i lick my mustache i will taste like a mustache.

  • demonkingslasher

    maybe if i lick my mustache it will taste like a mustache.

  • demonkingslasher

    OK i nailed Gale time to nail the killer!

  • demonkingslasher

    what do you mean Scream 5?

  • demonkingslasher

    spoiler…i live towards the end.

  • demonkingslasher

    OH COURTNEY. I”M HORNY.

  • demonkingslasher

    dose anyone wants me to tickle them with my mustache?

  • demonkingslasher

    the killer was that burrito from last night.

  • demonkingslasher

    OK I’ve said i was the killer, but i just needed to shit.

  • cooperkill

    I’d sure like to screw that vacuum cleaner.

  • demonkingslasher

    should i go high or low suction tonight?

  • mav07

    is….is that guy…..he is, that cop is playing Galaga.

  • mav07

    I wonder if anyone is going to eat that Butterfinger….

  • demonkingslasher

    “sniff” EW! just call me Ghoststank.

  • russellg79

    Yep… I’m the guy that dumped Courtney Cox.

  • russellg79

    I rarely drink. But when I do, I drink Dos Equis.

  • russellg79

    I know this sounds odd, but my sisters used to be so hot.

  • Highpursuits

    Scratch and sniff

  • BornVillian

    Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening

  • BornVillian

    There’s no justice like angry-mob justice.

  • BornVillian

    Woodbury? Oh no this is Woodsboro

  • BornVillian

    They call ‘em “fingers,” but I never see ‘em fing. Oh wait, there they go.

  • jpjd

    Was that a fart or did I just sh*t my pants!

  • Robertrand

    I guess I can believe it’s not butter.

  • Robertrand

    Get the poison out! Baba Booey! Baba Booey!

  • Robertrand

    Dewey? Or not Dewey. That is the question.

  • Halloween-Scream

    I wonder if Sid knows, I slept with her Mom…NA

  • Halloween-Scream

    Officer Doofy… What a clever idea

  • Halloween-Scream

    I wonder if I could get in on Scary Movie 5

  • carlosrossi

    NOT SURE IF DEWEY IS THINKING
    ..OR HOLDING ONE IN.

  • Halloween-Scream

    The good ol days, as WCW Champion

  • Halloween-Scream

    I will rule you Ghostface

  • Halloween-Scream

    I wonder if Jamie Kennedy is interested in Son of the Mask 2..

  • Halloween-Scream

    I could be the Killer, I really could.. honest

  • wyno408

    Stupid monkey

  • wyno408

    Who’s Thanos

  • Halloween-Scream

    That interview with Diane Sawyer is looking real good right about now

  • Halloween-Scream

    mmmm what is my favorite scary movie

  • Halloween-Scream

    I got it… wait no I don’t got it

  • Halloween-Scream

    I miss EAR2000

  • Halloween-Scream

    I hate Spiders

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo anthonyofthedead

    Ready to rumble was a great movie!!! Dammit!

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo anthonyofthedead

    Reason #101 why pro wrestling is fake.

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo anthonyofthedead

    Eight legged freaks 2 : electric boogaloo. I’m back, baby!

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo anthonyofthedead

    I like turtles!

  • http://www.facebook.com/darren.bolton1 DeeezNuuutz21

    Man. Maybe I SHOULDN’T put my dick in the vaccuum anymore?

  • Googopqp

    Wait……Angela is a boy?

  • Googopqp

    Maybe if I pretend to think…….I’ll look super smart

  • Googopqp

    I hope this mustache comes with good FM reception

  • Googopqp

    I left you a power shake in the fridge…….it’s strawberry

  • Googopqp

    I do like me some french fried potters

    • Googopqp

      Damn mac and its auto correct….. ***Potaters

  • Googopqp

    Didn’t I die three movies ago?

  • Googopqp

    I really hope they can’t smell it

  • Googopqp

    Two Girls One Cup……not as fun as advertised

  • Googopqp

    Can’t be that bad if the film was made in Serbia…..Right?

  • Googopqp

    Alright Lynch……this time I’m going to understand Inland Empire

  • Googopqp

    I wish I had a corn dog

  • Googopqp

    I just had a thought….aaaaaand it’s gone

  • Googopqp

    Told you I could watch Salo without smiling

  • Googopqp

    one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish…….what kind of witchcraft is this bullshit?

  • Googopqp

    So the turtle won the race?…….I don’t get it

  • Googopqp

    I really wish I knew Korean right about now

  • Googopqp

    Craven sure has a nice ass for an old guy

  • Googopqp

    Scream on the Cursed Red Eye to the Last House on Elm Street

  • Googopqp

    So when do we incorporate Usual Suspects into our script?

  • Googopqp

    Dammit……Wish I could read

  • Googopqp

    Line…?……Fuck it, I’ll just make a face

  • Googopqp

    Five cents short for the pepsi……

  • Googopqp

    I don’t always have a thought……but when I do, it’s a meme

  • Googopqp

    Quits his career to become a rap star…….Unoriginal

  • Googopqp

    Now how the hell do you bring X to the other side?

  • Googopqp

    Antiderivative?……but I thought I derived enough as it was!

  • Googopqp

    Quantitative Fundamentals of Algebra……Fuck this shit!

  • Googopqp

    Fluorine-Uranium-Carbon-Potassium You!

  • Googopqp

    I’ve had enough of your poop Mr Robinson!

  • Googopqp

    Why don’t you go breathe underwater?

  • Googopqp

    My character has come a long way since Malcolm in the Middle

  • Googopqp

    The Cat in the Hat?……What the hell is it doing in there to begin with?

  • Mayday

    Mmm Neve Campbell. I could totally tap that ass.

  • Googopqp

    Camel toe alert……wait, that’s my wife

  • Googopqp

    Someone get me a sugar slush for my nog-nog!

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Man…my face hurts.

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    I shoulda never cheated on her.

  • demonkingslasher

    your bleeding man!
    i ain’t got time to bleed.

  • demonkingslasher

    i have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and i’m all outta ass.

  • demonkingslasher

    it’s only gay if i have boner.

  • demonkingslasher

    i thought i wanted a career,
    turns out i just wanted paychecks.

  • FREE-GIRTH

    i love you honey…

    but you keep your bitch mother away from my house, you hear?

  • demonkingslasher

    Just one more Scream and my mustache will grow in all the way.

  • xxxwolf666

    Ever have sex with a falcon? Its…its not fun.

  • demonkingslasher

    Maybe if I make a face…….I’ll look smart

  • demonkingslasher

    Maybe if I pretend to have an emotion……. I’ll live longer.

  • demonkingslasher

    is it racist if i don’t like black chocolate.

  • demonkingslasher

    i once have sex with a snail. best orgasm ever.

  • Lou

    Conjunction junction….what IS your function?

  • demonkingslasher

    i once have sex with a snail. this is my face after.

    • demonkingslasher

      i think her name was gale?

  • demonkingslasher

    Man… i look like shit.

  • demonkingslasher

    this is my serious face.

  • demonkingslasher

    this is the face i made after Twinkies discontinued.

  • Lou

    Rosanne still won’t let me live down ‘The Tripper’.

  • demonkingslasher

    i love you honey…

    i just love your sister more.

  • demonkingslasher

    i love you honey…

    i just love weed more.

  • demonkingslasher

    dude… what if i made a movie about a killer Reagan?

  • demonkingslasher

    “The tripper” i was in that? i directed it? i need to lay off the weed.

  • demonkingslasher

    what i… no it’s just a brain fart.

  • demonkingslasher

    Oh, so that’s what camel toe is?

  • demonkingslasher

    hmmm… gales’ got her mothers’ ass. lucky bitch.

  • El_Jay

    Maybe I should be the next Ghostface and finally kill off Gale.

  • El_Jay

    Why did I do the sequels?

  • El_Jay

    If zombies have sex, is it considered necrophilia?

  • El_Jay

    Is it Wednesday yet? I want to wear pink.

  • El_Jay

    Remember when I was in the Buffy movie? …..Me too.

  • El_Jay

    I swear if someone calls me David Archuleta ONE more time…

  • El_Jay

    I had sex with a girl once. Maybe twice.

  • mairsil

    “Dewey Defeats Truman”? I don’t even remember fighting Truman…

  • Emily

    …I see dead people.

  • indigoRose

    I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.

  • Lucky7shots

    Wait, Disney acquired Star Wars?
    And they’re making another trilogy?? Why???

  • Mr.Mirage

    No one can smell that, right?

  • TEDDYX

    IO wonder if anyone else will smell that. Hummmmm.

  • Lou

    Why does Uncle Donald like Huey and Louie so much more?

  • darkscarecrow

    Please Courtney take me back. I won’t tell you married your cousin.

  • darkscarecrow

    Well at least I won the Jeffrey Combs look-alike contest.

  • darkscarecrow

    And you waited until now to tell me that wrestiling was fake. Jezz, please just hold me for a moment!

  • darkscarecrow

    Officer, I want to report a case of spousal abuse. My face is evidence enough. Right?

  • darkscarecrow

    I wonder if i were to die, would it even make the news?

  • darkscarecrow

    Good morning! Welcome to Wal-Mart.

  • darkscarecrow

    Even the name “Dewey” sounded gay.

  • darkscarecrow

    Now where did I put that pawn ticket.

  • SuperKilla

    Is that my ass or my stache?

  • zombieholic

    Ready 2 rumble 2 is a great idea.

  • zombieholic

    This movie would be way scarier with giant spiders.

  • tdibgd

    I knew it the Dexter is responsible for the murders.

  • tdibgd

    Now i remember the guy from Serbia kill all this people.

  • tdibgd

    Shit if my mother enter my room today and see all the porn i have downloaded from the internet.

  • tdibgd

    Remember me! I’ll be back.

  • tdibgd

    Who is the president of Maroco?

  • tdibgd

    Who wants to see me naked let me think…

  • tdibgd

    I really dont like this movie…

  • tdibgd

    I want to live in Serbia.

  • tdibgd

    How can i told her that i dont like oral sex.

  • coldblood

    I wish I could win the caption contest.

  • darkscarecrow

    Hmmm, wonder who Rosanna is doing tonight?

  • darkscarecrow

    Why isn’t anybody asking for my autograph?

  • darkscarecrow

    I wonder if it would be plagiarism if I started an all boy band and called it Dewey Lewis and the news?

  • darkscarecrow

    If she would quit scratching me in the face, I would make the darn brownies!

  • darkscarecrow

    It’s gonna be a dirty campaign. My opponent is already saying “If your screwy vote for Dewey”..

  • EvanDickson

    Thanks guys! Contest is now closed!