Watch Paramount’s Teaser For Their Latino ‘Paranormal Activity’ Spin-Off!

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Back in October Bloody was the first to tell you that Paramount Pictures had planning something special for their October 19th release of Paranormal Activity 4. Fans who stayed post-credits were treated to a short clip teasing the 2013 release of the studio’s unnamed Latino Paranormal Activity spin-off. While working on this morning’s 2013 studio preview, we came across said teaser and have shared it below alongside a supposed translation!

The film was first reported on in April. Christopher Landon (Disturbia) will write and direct the project, described by sources as a “cousin” to the Paranormal movies but actually not a sequel or reboot. The movie will be Latino-themed, will star a Latino cast and will tackle Catholic-based paranormal mythology. It will not, however, be in Spanish. Landon also penned both Paranormal Activity 2 and 3.

PA4, from creator/producer Oren Peli, utilized modern technology as it follows a family that lives across the street from a group of witches. Catfish duo Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman, who helmed the third film, directed once again. It made many of our “worst of 2013″ lists.

Supposed translation to below teaser footage:

It’s there. Where you can get your Santerías. Let’s go. What is all this? This is pure witchcraft. Ugh [lit. listen to me], I’m leaving.

This is only the beginning.

Run, run! Let’s leave!

Explains Wiki, Santería is a system of beliefs that merges the Yoruba religion (which was brought to the New World by enslaved West Africans sent to the Caribbean to work on sugar plantations) with Roman Catholic and Native American traditions. These Africans carried with them various religious customs, including a trance for communicating with their ancestors and deities, animal sacrifice and sacred drumming and dance.

  • Se_7_eN

    Oh perfect! This is just what we need…. This will really be great for all horror fans, not just teenage mexicans.

    • http://www.facebook.com/msaez3 Manuel Saez

      There are more to Latinos than just “teenage Mexicans”. Get yourself educated.

  • djblack1313

    that’s the fucking stupidest non-teaser nothing i’ve ever seen. no hyperbole there. nothing. i’m actually embarrassed for them for releasing this “teaser”. lol.

  • djblack1313

    sorry i’m posting twice but this was SOOOOOOOOO incredibly lame that it warrants a repeat comment. SO F^UCKING STUPID! lol.

    • Evan3

      Well said djblack, the whole spinoff is stupid (as is the series, boy did PA fall fast)

  • dirtyghettok

    Going to watch Jon dies at the end later and maybe that will help me swallow back down my stomach from the horrible teaser and memories of that aeryjbgwelsbgvwle movie…

  • http://www.facebook.com/msaez3 Manuel Saez

    I’m happy that they are going the opposite direction; the whole “haunted Katie and her witchcraft minions” schtick is dead as far as the series is concerned. I’m also happy that it will feature an all Latino cast; being some of the most religious people in the world will help the mythology of this series greatly. Looking forward to this.

    • xxEnOxx

      I would agree…although it would be nice to see some closure from the PA “Katie and Hunter” storyline.