[BD Caption Contest] ‘Blade Runner’ Winner Announced!! New ‘Sleep Tight’ Contest!

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The First Prize winner this week is darkscarecrow (please DM me your US mailing address) you get a Blade Runner: 30th Anniversary Blu-ray Box Set (review)!

This week (ie for the winners of this new contest) we will be giving away 3 Blu-Ray copies of [REC] director Jaume Balagueró’s Sleep Tight! This means that the winner and two-runner ups will have their memes posted and get prizes. The Blu/DVD hits on Tuesday, January 8th from Dark Sky Media!

Head inside to see the Runner-Up for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest!

Our runner-up is BornVillain! Too bad we can’t do a 2nd place prize this week!

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie – or in this cas a clip from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption from the video below! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

  • theCr0w

    Just let pull out my wiener…

  • Walsh79

    Dude I left my rape kit under the bed if you want in.

  • Walsh79

    Rude. They could of at least waited until I was gone.

  • Walsh79

    In Milton voice: That’s my girlfriend. Of course I’m going to put cockroaches all over the apartment.

  • kevnk

    “but tonight was supposed to be date night…”

  • Lou

    OK, I’ll just hug myself

  • Lou

    So that’s how you pick up a woman!

  • grayghost

    Seriously!!…That’s the winning caption!!
    What-the fuck-ever dude….

  • bgdaddy666

    I’m sure glad Fred took over cause that bitch was gettin heavy! Now where’s the Ben Gay…

  • Trixxxster

    Hope she’s down for some suprise buttsecks later. . .

  • Trixxxster

    Yeah bitch, I’ll be seeing you in Divorce Court!

  • Trixxxster

    No, don’t take her upstairs! Why can’t you just nail her on the couch!?!

  • Trixxxster

    That’s the same way he held me last night *sniff*

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    “Slut…Just like her mother”.

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    “Too sick to go to school, eh? Let me guess, Mono?”

  • Lou

    That looks more fun than a human centipede

  • Joey_Redballs

    Last time, Pedro’s “Voyeurism” threw his shoulder out. Looks like here comes a repeat performance.

  • Joey_Redballs

    Last time, Pedro’s “Voyeurism” threw his shoulder out. Time to find out if he’s ambidextrous.

  • Joey_Redballs

    I wonder if my daughter is into threesomes?

  • JardoHorror

    This is why you tip your mailman.

  • TEDDYX

    Little does he know, I know whats in her pants

  • flesheater24

    My she looks underage so said the creepy pedo in the corner

  • flesheater24

    it’s everybody’s favorite game, hide and fuck.

  • JardoHorror

    It’s just you and me now IKEA lamp.

    • Michael_M

      Some surprisingly good contenders this time. The quality of submissions is improving. But this is genius.

  • djblack1313

    i HOPE i remembered to bring the lube!

  • daruckus

    My shoulder’s good, bro…

    Tag me in!

  • pablo.cortez.33

    “Come hang out with me and my girlfriend!” -He said.

    “You’ll have fun!” -He said.

  • JardoHorror

    The Popeye reboot nobody wanted

  • JardoHorror

    Honey, I’m not cheating, he’s just an undercover fireman.

  • LazyZombie

    Lucky… He never picks me up.

  • LazyZombie

    They were right…. Those are nice plants.

  • restedbones

    Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom?

  • Mr.Mirage

    Wish I was a U.S. resident….

    …. Damn fine first place prize!

  • HardRocker

    It’s not cheating if your wife lets you watch.

  • HardRocker

    Mama mia she wants uh some of his cannoli.

  • HardRocker

    Where’s my video camera when I need it?

  • devonm90

    I wish that was me, in his arms

  • JardoHorror

    Joke’s on him, she has vagina dentata.

  • Beezle2112

    Fap. Fap fap. Fap fap, fap fap, FAP FAP.

  • Beezle2112

    Wow, reverse lotus position with the optional shocker. That does take skill.

  • Beezle2112

    You know, I wish that /I/ had Jessie’s girl.

  • MachetAY

    Hey who’s cooking fish taco’s…. oh sorry

  • MachetAY

    Who needs a girl when I can hug myself

  • MachetAY

    Hairlines or so 2012…

    … 2013 is all about the eyebrows

  • MachetAY

    Sleep tight? Aint no sleepin goin on in here!

  • http://www.facebook.com/darren.bolton1 DeeezNuuutz21

    She’s gonna be disappointed. His penis is pretty average, really.

  • BornVillian

    This looks like an A and B situation, so I’ll just C my way into it.

    (On a side note: Lame. This marks the 3rd time I’ve gotten second place during a week where there is no second prize.)

  • BornVillian

    Looper 2 “So that’s what my ass looks like!”

  • pyrepunk

    Friendzoned! Coming to a theater near you.

  • BornVillian

    If I sit on my hand and touch my shoulder its like shes holding me.

  • BornVillian

    Hakuna Matata won’t protect you against what she’s got.

  • BornVillian

    Biggest regret from the divorce, splitting the house fifty fifty

  • BornVillian

    Ill wait a few for minutes before I tell him they’re related.

  • BornVillian

    They’ve must’ve just seen the Evil Dead trailer, I had the same reaction.

  • BornVillian

    Who’s that? Oh dad just likes to watch ever since mom left.

  • canneryrowdoc

    Can’t tell if creepy to join in.

  • BornVillian

    I always want to yell at them but I forget they’re conjoined twins.

  • BornVillian

    What happened to Bro-Back Mountain? Bro?

  • darkscarecrow

    Of all times to super glue my hand to my shoulder…
    Thank God I’m left handed.

  • darkscarecrow

    I get a rash on my back and crotch…and they won’t let me join in.

  • darkscarecrow

    I’m not a peeping tom…I’m a peeping psycho!

  • darkscarecrow

    Most of the time I hate this job…Not today!

  • darkscarecrow

    Being a janitor has its advantages…Today I get to push and pull on something besides a mop!

  • darkscarecrow

    In about five minutes or so….I’m gonna jump out and scream Pee Wee Herman.

  • darkscarecrow

    Let him watch…He’ll be suprised that your my brother and your leaving for collage.

  • darkscarecrow

    Hey dumb asses…The bedroom is down the hall

  • darkscarecrow

    I’m thinkin this is one of those moments! A Jason Vorhees moment…

  • darkscarecrow

    Damn Rogaine…That could have been me!

  • darkscarecrow

    Now where to place another spycam…Oh yeah behind the potted plant.

  • darkscarecrow

    I wonder if I should tell him where I got this itch from. Nah!

  • darkscarecrow

    So, they want to play me for a fool…I knew Jack Tripper wasn’t gay.

  • darkscarecrow

    I think somebody is watching us…
    Oh it’s just Mr. Roper..

  • darkscarecrow

    How am I gonna explain this mess I made?
    Ah Ha, Brawney!

  • BornVillian

    Thats supposed to be me in his arms.

  • HardRocker

    That’s my boy! I thought him everything he knows.

  • HardRocker

    KOBE!

  • HardRocker

    Give her a little tappy, tap, tap, taparoo.

  • HardRocker

    Todd get your sister to her room now, I’ve got another shoulder pain.

  • JardoHorror

    Gérard Depardieu strikes again

  • JardoHorror

    The Expendables:The Porn Parody

  • JardoHorror

    Sex In The City 3: Gargamel’s Revenge

  • BornVillian

    I wish they had YOLO when I was younger.

  • BornVillian

    Mario always gets the girl. When is going to be Luigi’s turn?

  • BornVillian

    Thats the last time I have a pop-n-lock battle for the girl.

  • BornVillian

    Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses.

  • BornVillian

    I’m assuming today wasn’t the day for the surprise party

  • grayghost

    So thats what i have to do to win these caption contests..
    …I need to bang Evans Mom.

  • BornVillian

    If this was a movie, this would be the act break.

  • BornVillian

    You know, I never realized how bright that side of the apartment is.

  • BornVillian

    Oh dang I’m so gonna tweet this #itsatrap!

  • BornVillian

    Either my wife is cheating on me or I just need to live a little more.

  • BornVillian

    Glad he took her off my hands, Xenia Onatopp strikes again.

  • http://www.facebook.com/darren.bolton1 DeeezNuuutz21

    Ah screw it, I’ll just pay the hundred so I can watch.

  • darkscarecrow

    Tip toe creepin, cause I know my baby’s sleepin…Opps!

  • darkscarecrow

    Pants on the ground…
    Lookin like a fool with ya pants on the ground.

  • darkscarecrow

    Anybody got any Bengay?
    Guess not!

  • darkscarecrow

    Well the Spanish Fly worked…Only he got my drink, damnit!

  • darkscarecrow

    I wanted mother’s doily back and I don’t care what I have to do to get it!

  • darkscarecrow

    Who’s the creepy dude peekin on us?
    Oh that’s the super, some guy named Norman Bates.

  • darkscarecrow

    Hey, wait a minute…That lamp belongs on a desk.

  • darkscarecrow

    Is that my shirt he’s wearing? Sneaky tenants…

  • EvanDickson

    Contest is now closed, thanks!