[BD Caption Contest] ‘Blade Runner’ Winner Announced!! New ‘Sleep Tight’ Contest!
The First Prize winner this week is darkscarecrow (please DM me your US mailing address) you get a Blade Runner: 30th Anniversary Blu-ray Box Set (review)!
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This week (ie for the winners of this new contest) we will be giving away 3 Blu-Ray copies of [REC] director Jaume Balagueró’s Sleep Tight! This means that the winner and two-runner ups will have their memes posted and get prizes. The Blu/DVD hits on Tuesday, January 8th from Dark Sky Media!
Head inside to see the Runner-Up for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest!
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Our runner-up is BornVillain! Too bad we can’t do a 2nd place prize this week!
Rules:
1. We pick a still from a movie – or in this cas a clip from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption from the video below! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!
2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!
3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!
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Just let pull out my wiener…
Dude I left my rape kit under the bed if you want in.
Rude. They could of at least waited until I was gone.
In Milton voice: That’s my girlfriend. Of course I’m going to put cockroaches all over the apartment.
“but tonight was supposed to be date night…”
OK, I’ll just hug myself
So that’s how you pick up a woman!
Seriously!!…That’s the winning caption!!
What-the fuck-ever dude….
I’m sure glad Fred took over cause that bitch was gettin heavy! Now where’s the Ben Gay…
Hope she’s down for some suprise buttsecks later. . .
Yeah bitch, I’ll be seeing you in Divorce Court!
No, don’t take her upstairs! Why can’t you just nail her on the couch!?!
That’s the same way he held me last night *sniff*
“Slut…Just like her mother”.
“Too sick to go to school, eh? Let me guess, Mono?”
That looks more fun than a human centipede
Last time, Pedro’s “Voyeurism” threw his shoulder out. Looks like here comes a repeat performance.
Last time, Pedro’s “Voyeurism” threw his shoulder out. Time to find out if he’s ambidextrous.
I wonder if my daughter is into threesomes?
This is why you tip your mailman.
Little does he know, I know whats in her pants
My she looks underage so said the creepy pedo in the corner
it’s everybody’s favorite game, hide and fuck.
It’s just you and me now IKEA lamp.
Some surprisingly good contenders this time. The quality of submissions is improving. But this is genius.
i HOPE i remembered to bring the lube!
My shoulder’s good, bro…
Tag me in!
“Come hang out with me and my girlfriend!” -He said.
“You’ll have fun!” -He said.
The Popeye reboot nobody wanted
Honey, I’m not cheating, he’s just an undercover fireman.
Lucky… He never picks me up.
They were right…. Those are nice plants.
Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom?
Wish I was a U.S. resident….
…. Damn fine first place prize!
It’s not cheating if your wife lets you watch.
Mama mia she wants uh some of his cannoli.
Where’s my video camera when I need it?
I wish that was me, in his arms
Joke’s on him, she has vagina dentata.
Fap. Fap fap. Fap fap, fap fap, FAP FAP.
Wow, reverse lotus position with the optional shocker. That does take skill.
You know, I wish that /I/ had Jessie’s girl.
Hey who’s cooking fish taco’s…. oh sorry
Who needs a girl when I can hug myself
Hairlines or so 2012…
… 2013 is all about the eyebrows
Sleep tight? Aint no sleepin goin on in here!
She’s gonna be disappointed. His penis is pretty average, really.
This looks like an A and B situation, so I’ll just C my way into it.
(On a side note: Lame. This marks the 3rd time I’ve gotten second place during a week where there is no second prize.)
@BornVillain aren’t you a UK resident?
Looper 2 “So that’s what my ass looks like!”
Friendzoned! Coming to a theater near you.
If I sit on my hand and touch my shoulder its like shes holding me.
Hakuna Matata won’t protect you against what she’s got.
Biggest regret from the divorce, splitting the house fifty fifty
Ill wait a few for minutes before I tell him they’re related.
They’ve must’ve just seen the Evil Dead trailer, I had the same reaction.
Who’s that? Oh dad just likes to watch ever since mom left.
Can’t tell if creepy to join in.
I always want to yell at them but I forget they’re conjoined twins.
What happened to Bro-Back Mountain? Bro?
Of all times to super glue my hand to my shoulder…
Thank God I’m left handed.
I get a rash on my back and crotch…and they won’t let me join in.
I’m not a peeping tom…I’m a peeping psycho!
Most of the time I hate this job…Not today!
Being a janitor has its advantages…Today I get to push and pull on something besides a mop!
In about five minutes or so….I’m gonna jump out and scream Pee Wee Herman.
Let him watch…He’ll be suprised that your my brother and your leaving for collage.
Hey dumb asses…The bedroom is down the hall
I’m thinkin this is one of those moments! A Jason Vorhees moment…
Damn Rogaine…That could have been me!
Now where to place another spycam…Oh yeah behind the potted plant.
I wonder if I should tell him where I got this itch from. Nah!
So, they want to play me for a fool…I knew Jack Tripper wasn’t gay.
I think somebody is watching us…
Oh it’s just Mr. Roper..
How am I gonna explain this mess I made?
Ah Ha, Brawney!
Thats supposed to be me in his arms.
That’s my boy! I thought him everything he knows.
KOBE!
Give her a little tappy, tap, tap, taparoo.
Todd get your sister to her room now, I’ve got another shoulder pain.
Gérard Depardieu strikes again
The Expendables:The Porn Parody
Sex In The City 3: Gargamel’s Revenge
I wish they had YOLO when I was younger.
Mario always gets the girl. When is going to be Luigi’s turn?
Thats the last time I have a pop-n-lock battle for the girl.
Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses.
I’m assuming today wasn’t the day for the surprise party
So thats what i have to do to win these caption contests..
…I need to bang Evans Mom.
If this was a movie, this would be the act break.
You know, I never realized how bright that side of the apartment is.
Oh dang I’m so gonna tweet this #itsatrap!
Either my wife is cheating on me or I just need to live a little more.
Glad he took her off my hands, Xenia Onatopp strikes again.
Ah screw it, I’ll just pay the hundred so I can watch.
Tip toe creepin, cause I know my baby’s sleepin…Opps!
Pants on the ground…
Lookin like a fool with ya pants on the ground.
Anybody got any Bengay?
Guess not!
Well the Spanish Fly worked…Only he got my drink, damnit!
I wanted mother’s doily back and I don’t care what I have to do to get it!
Who’s the creepy dude peekin on us?
Oh that’s the super, some guy named Norman Bates.
Hey, wait a minute…That lamp belongs on a desk.
Is that my shirt he’s wearing? Sneaky tenants…
Contest is now closed, thanks!