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(CONTEST OVER) Video Game Caption Contest: I’ve Got 5 Free ‘Dead Pixels’ Steam Download Codes

UPDATE: The contest IS over and the codes have been sent out! Check your BD messages!

That’s right folks. 5 codes that will get you the Dead Pixels game (no relation) from Steam, free! It’s an excellent 8-bit side scrolling zombie shooter, with looting and rpg elements. You really can’t go wrong. So if you’re an avid PC gamer and haven’t picked this up, this contest is for you! Head on past the break for the rules!

I jacked the rules from the movie section, but I changed them a bit for us since we don’t crank out the contest as much as they do. Read on!


1. We pick a screen from the game you can win. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. Once the commenting has calmed down, I will pick the 5 best captions, and I will update the post stating that the contest is over. I will then send personal messages ON BD to the winners, so CHECK YOUR IN BOXES AFTER THE CONTEST HAS ENDED!



  • rgold

    Which screenshot are you using?

    • BurnTheBlueSky

      Sorry haha it’s the main pic with the article.

  • BornVillian

    Finger…too fat…to pull…the trigger.

  • bludybudy

    burners to the left of me, lurkers to the right – here I am, stuck in nintendo with you…

  • MindVortex

    I don’t care if that is the Cross of Coronado. Let Indiana Jones get it.

  • BornVillian

    “Visit South Park” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said.

  • Beezle2112

    I heard Detroit was a dead city, but this is ridiculous.

  • BornVillian

    Come at me! I’ve been lifting weights and doing cocaine all day!

  • BornVillian

    zombies give me horrible allergies.

  • ThunderDragoon

    “Look at all these flaming queens!”

  • dtechie

    Zombies I can handle but flaming zombies throwing ninja stars. Shit just got real.

  • Joey_Redballs

    I got fired today. Please give me something to do tomorrow, besides: file for unemployment, update my resume, and beg for jobs.

  • smoknstone420


  • smoknstone420

    Sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of me shitting myself………

  • smoknstone420

    I gotta poop.

  • smoknstone420

    I have a sudden hankering for ribs.

  • smoknstone420

    Crap. Not again……

  • smoknstone420

    EVERYONE STOP!!!!I dropped my contact lens!

  • SickAxe

    Dammit Bryan!! I told you matches were dangerous!

  • Imamadman

    Not sure if Zombies are on fire or if fire is on Zombies?

  • Imamadman

    Iron Cross? Must stop zombie evolving into Nazi Zombie.

  • Imamadman

    “I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known”

  • Imamadman

    Goodness Gracious! Snooker cue shoots fire! :O

  • bhunterism

    “All i need now is some fava beans and a nice chianti.”

  • Infect

    The Walking Dead, coming soon to FOX.

  • whitey9999

    Dancing like a Zombie didn’t do anything Damm you Michael Jackson

  • KidKobun

    This may not be a good time to mention this,
    but doesn’t that zombie blood splotch look like ET with a backpack?

  • akaShoe

    I love the smell of immolated decrepitude in the morning. Smells like… bacon.

  • akaShoe

    I pixeled in my pants!

  • akaShoe

    He spared the flaming zombies a cursor-y glance before turning his attention to the new arrivals.

  • Frank-er

    Just the way I like my women, hot and bothered.

  • Frank-er

    Nothing like the smell of burning, necrotic tissue in the morning!

  • whitey9999

    Mario! You only set these Zombies on fire!

  • smoknstone420

    GROSS!!!!!Who farted?

  • smoknstone420

    I seem to have lost my keys…..

  • smoknstone420

    Well…It’s about time I hit the old dusty trail…

  • smoknstone420

    I sure could use a tank right about now.

  • Den

    Please don’t let Uwe Boll get the movie rights…

  • Euroboy

    “I guess you can light a fart on fire!”

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